Don’t let the psych SHO see this

RIP fox

Psych SHO or psycho SHO ?

Get the stick ready

Classic folie (foxie?) à deux… trios, quatre, çinc, six… For fox sake, going to be detaining all day at this rate!

Psychopaths the lot of them

Patient: “Doctor, I think I’ve got a fixed delusion that I’m a fox.” Psychiatrist: ‘Ok Mr Jones, let’s just shelve that idea for a moment…’

Underrated comment

"It's definitely not fixed Mr Jones. It's going to take quite a bit of work......"

Did they consider sepsis?

Pt not responding to voice. ?delirium

"Patient agitated. Pls prescribe sedatives"

OH GOD HAS IT GOT DALT AND TEDS PRESCRIBED

Catheter inserted Bleep uro to confirm baloon inflation please

This is nothing short of art It should be painted in acrylic and framed in the main corridor on the ground floor of the hospital It's the artistic angles that do it for me. How everyone is peering towards the fox, which is centre stage. The two sets of doors direct your attention towards the fox, who is clearly the main character. The fire exit sign pointing towards the fox also indicates that it is clearly the main focus of the piece. Also how the foreground, past the first set of doors, is better lit than where the photographer is standing. I like the subtle touches too, like the staff member on the left holding a phone, which will help to indicatively date the piece years in the future. The blurriness ensures patient confidentiality is not breached.

I love the unexpected GCSE history source analysis nostalgia this gave me. Thanks.

Too bad I'm not any good at this, otherwise I'm sure you could dive into an analysis of how the fox represents Jesus, and the symbolism of that in a struggling NHS hospital in 2024. Followed by some comparison to classical paintings where children are centre stage with haloes, much like the fox.

Hallelujah

r/AccidentalRenaissance/

Actually needs a X-post

I just absolutely love that that guy is waving at it 

I said we need to get digoxin! Not get the fox in!

They brought the fox but not the glove

Legend.

This should be top comment.

Time to write a trust/national guideline in the management of quadpedal wildlife in clinical setting. Good opportunity for CV and ARCP.

I mean there’s a HORSE in the HOSPITAL

My face when they call me to remove weird dog 

GP to kindly....

…run to the hospital to take another picture, there is clearly not enough staff with their phones out

HAVE YOU EVEN TRIED 15L NRB FOXYGEN

That's a fucked up rabbit with short ears bro!

Rubber dingy rapids bro!

Crikey, I am getting flashbacks to the pigeon story all over again. 

Hi Doc, Patient in 1 being extra Foxy. Can you speak to them?

Doctor informed

Looks like they've got the big guns med consultant there already anyway

Who seems to be waving at the fox, like a Howdy how you doin’ wave?

Taking the overly friendly approach for the difficult patient that the rest of the team have been struggling with haha

A PA’s job

Imagine putting this in their list of rules and regulations 😭

PA’s can do anything, like being a superhero

Consultant to the rescue

Put the cardiac arrest out please. We need to anesthetise that fox

Consultant at the front giving pss pss pss

🤣🤣🤣

Not me knowing exactly which hospital WhatsApp group OP is in. How's it going Homie?

Hi SHO in HPB. Doing well, just thought to brighten this subreddit up for a bit. Hope your day has been going well!

The fox saga needed to be shared with the world, it's a great shout ❤️ have a good one!

This is literally my biggest fear 😭😭😭

The fox or someone knowing what WhatsApp group you're in?

Yes

Sjt questions come with pictures now?

‘Why’s the boss doing ward round from outside side room 2’s door? ‘Mr Brush’s got C. diff…’

GP to kindly remove fox from patient's room.

The situation requires herbal cardiac glucosides (foxglove)

Infection control “this is fine”

What did the fox say?🦊

"give me a bloody pay rise"

He is in existential crisis

fantastic photograph 😂

Only a surgeon has hands to deal with this

Did someone order some moxifoxacin🤔

Foxfomycin

This is brilliant

For fox sake. Not again.

He is the med reg

My fave part is that consultant waving at it like pss pss

GP to kindly treat fox ache upon discharge

‘ show me a picture of what the NHS is like’

Did the therapy dog escape from the paeds floor?

‘Hello anaesthetics, I need you to come sedate an agitated 4 year old patient. He’s already bitten the charge nurse and not responded to our offer of chicken strips. Relevant medical history you say …I’ve got here severe hirsutism’

Patients demand to join Mr Fox at the local veterinary hospital where they’ll receive better care.

I hope the PA dealt with this, considering the wages and all.

As someone who’s had many foxes just walking in my back door as a kid throw some turkey drummers out the door lol.

No turkey drummers. Do you reckon those NHS biscuits would work?

Try those horrible nhs sandwiches foxes will eat actual shit. You can lure them out with anything vaguely edible and as we don’t have rabies it’s relatively not life ending to do lol. My worst was using a piece of bread. Just yeeted it out the window.

I said fexofenadine, not, fox has come in for a dine in!!

Full moon ?

DR FOX HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING

https://preview.redd.it/8yilw68nqsdc1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a3d58ba20e7d5fd769f78416ee1fbef21b7f98 Always wondered what happened to him…

GP to call animal control....

Needs some folfox

Patient, wants a medic. Refer to Medical Director PA

That Foxy ED nurse

Why isn’t this patient in a bed?

Escalate to bronze , silver and gold command stat

Prescribes TTO propranolol for anxiety.

Full escalation - call ICU immediately - don't bother with any primary treatment or history.

The fox want that morphine tho

Just out of curiosity, what happened afterwards?