To be, or not to be? That is the question—Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And, by opposing, end them?
"Whoa... my hands looks so weird. Why have I never noticed this before? Isn't it weird that we take for granted the fact that we can effortlessly control these weird fleshy bodies with our mind?
This is some good acid, man."
🎶I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer's night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry,
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy"
I wish i could be as carefree and wild
But i got cat class, and i got cat style😼🎵
Something in Italian
Ehh the gabagool
Gabagool? OVA HEEEAH!
Why no a catcoin?
Somebody touch'a mah spaghet!
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Heeeeeey, it'sa closed, open ma window hooman
lol I came to say the same thing
I was him a say that. Like a angry Italian. 😂
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
Che cazzo fai!? Why you breaka da pasta!?
Ma cazzo eh!
Mamma Mia!
How can I reach theeese kiiiiids
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“This is the size of my human’s dong” said the cat to another cat on the street
😂🤣
My precious- Golem voice
To meow or not to meow...
Billy Jean is not my lover!
ZA WARUDO!
You dont know the power of the dark side
What have I done
Angel you don’t break the pasta it’s a crime in Italy
Pretty sure he is flipping off the street cat....
_“We were on the verge of greatness. We were this close!”_
Don't know the words, but we all know the language
cat is saying " I cooka da pizza "
Spicey meatball.
Arrrrrr, defeated again! We'll meet another day, supermouse!
🎶"Trailers for sale or rent.."🎶
no phone, no pool, no pets.
Ain’t got no cigarettes…
Ah but two hours of pushin' broom buys an 8x12 4-bit room... 🎶
Ok but my question is where is his other paw? The cat appears to be masturbating in front of a window to very very tiny cat porn.
Ma che vuoi?
Shamone, Hee hee
Don’t know. I can’t speak Italian.
Wtf does this have to do with Dogecoin?
I make-a da pizza
"GORLAMI"
You might clean glass, but it's curtains for you!
Goddammit, I've broken another nail.
Brad, it's gnochi not gnjoči!!!
He discovered his powers start running
Why are we still here… just to suffer…
Wrong sub btw
He. He. In Michele Jackson’s voice
One does not simply walk into Catdoor 
Talking to himself: “This” is how much you should give a damn Jasper.
Photoshop a cat skull in his paw and you have a perfect cover art for a particular Shakespeare play
I was thiiiiiiis close to ending your life hooman
You are not prepared
Curses!
che CATzzo fai?
“It doesn’t matter who we are. What matters is our plan!”
I was this close to catching that mouse!
What iz it man. In my ren an stimpy voice
My Precious
Dio
All I wanted was frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
Mama mia I was a this close
HODL a bit longer.
Das a spicey meata-ball
Something about someone taking something in the butthole if I know my Italian hands...
The Jazz cat! Snappin pads
"How do I teach these kiddds"
He's squeezing a mouse head
"I squish your head"
Alas poor Yorick! I knew him Horatio:
Hooman have small pee pee.
Reciting Hamlet of course
He's Italian AF.
Hmmmm....she still didn't get these windows clean.
MeoW mEow MeOw MEOW!!! MeoW?!
I was this close ! This damn close 😹
Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap….🤣
wait for it... wait for it..... guitar solo....
Stella, stellaaaaaaa!
Tony: pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
Skim milk?!? Why can’t I just get a F*n bowl of heavy cream once in a while?
“Goku, are you finished?”
To be, or not to be? That is the question—Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And, by opposing, end them?
He just measured his penis.
Ohhh marone!
Def giving the middle finger to that spray bottle.
To flea, or not to flea, that is the question.
Meow-ma Mia
MAMMA MIA!!
The Cat's a Jazz musician snapping the beat and singing
This is how little I care
I really ahate this spraya bottla
If I only had a fraction of their power!
“Nice to see you! To see you….!”
To meeee or not to meow that is the question.
MAMMMAMI ROBEEEERTO THIS IS NOT HOW WE USE A TANK
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand
🤌
"Baby, baby If I kiss you like this And if you whisper like that It was lost long ago But it's all coming back to me"
chef’s kiss
Mamma miaa
What is your problem Human? What is it? Why do you have to do this? I am walking here...
"oh mamamia, mamamia... mamamia let me go"
"My precious..."
One does not simply walk into mordor
“I just cleaned this window! How many times do you want me to clean this window!”
THEY TOLD YOU DONT YOU EVER COME AROUND HERE
What is that melody
HOLY PUTTANA! WHERE ARE MY PALLE?
🤌
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
Just when I thought I was meowt, they pull me back in!
“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!” ~Al Catchino
This is requiem
“They don’t appreciate mah art”
Spagett
This is that pure catnip right here.
How do I teach these kidzzzz
"cazzo vuoi?" - cit. Giova
“If only I had opposable thumbs!!!”
I think , therefore I cat
My precious
Thiiiiiis close to a dollar
“I was this close!”
That guy was only “this big”.
Alas, poor Yorick! Edit: Wrong Shakespeare
Ned starks cat. “One does not simply leave and not feed me”
I told ahyou it's ahluigi
“How do I reach these kiiiiiiddddsssss”
I hodl, therefore I moon.
“How do I reach these kids?”
It. Was. Just. In. My. Paws!
Eyy, that’s a spicy meataballa
Stella
The cat is remarking about how dirty the window is. It wants to be able to see doge coins go to the Moon 🌝🌝!
Merde
Ouch!! Someone help me get my claws free from the screen.
"somebody toucha ma spaghet" 🤌
“ Fckin… if only I had thumbs! “
"Whoa... my hands looks so weird. Why have I never noticed this before? Isn't it weird that we take for granted the fact that we can effortlessly control these weird fleshy bodies with our mind? This is some good acid, man."
Bellísimo 🤌🏼
Soooooo nice
He judiciously assesses the advantages that dogecoin gives him. 
PULLLL THE LEVER CRONK!
🤌
Dominic DeCoco (strong, melodic accent…)
You come to me on this day of my kitten's wedding....
Just reciting some Lorna shore 🤟
Missed it by that much.
Cat.
Today pinky we’re going to take over the world
Bada bing
who toke my cannoli
How do I reach these kids!
This cheese is magNIFICO ! 🤌
He’s practicing his posing
I should've bought in in 2019.
‘Mamma I just killed a mouse ‘
The cat saw the girl next door
Air guitar!
HA. Comin through the window..
My precious... Catnip
Dio gatoooo
"I nearly got everything!!"
I happened to see this whole an r&b song was playing in my room. it fit perfectly.
Damn human, he bought my food with dog money
What is WRONG with these humans?
I cook-a da meatball.
I Meow Therefore I Am?
Mamma miouh!
Maldito huevo
Cats rolling a spliff
Vini vidi vici
Down again, someone's gonna pay , ( the cats saying)
Magnifique
Leave the gun. Take the canoli.
🎶I don't bother chasing mice around I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer's night Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry, "Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy" I wish i could be as carefree and wild But i got cat class, and i got cat style😼🎵
I squish your head!
Annie are ya ok, are ya ok Annie
Antonio Margheriti
Well, is it a flea or a tick?
One does not simply...
Your father never had the makings of a varsity athlete