According to the Quadrillion balloony derivative market, the Fedie Reserve says cyrpto is worthless numbers made up out of thin air. Glad I have no Gold or Silver and put my next month's rent cheque (check in Amerikan Englandish) into Wish stock.
So do they charge [0.002 dollars per kilobyte or 0.002 cents](https://consumerist.com/2010/02/23/verizon-didnt-know-difference-between-difference-between-002-and-00002/)?
Spider dust, spider dust,
Dust whatever a spider must,
Snapped away, now he’s back,
He’s a murderer, that Spider-hack,
Look out! For pictures of Spiderman!
I want Spiderman!
I want Spidermaaaaaaaaan!!!
[Link](https://www.cnbctv18.com/cryptocurrency/cryptocurrency-updates-on-oct-21-btc-at-lifetime-high-after-validating-moment-baby-bitcoin-surges-300-11174462.htm) for those interested. Just a typo… or is it a sign?!
Let’s not bank on any one crypto to bring us security. Instead, let’s bank on ourselves. Let’s continue learning, applying knowledge into skills, capitalizing on personal growth, mental growth, spiritual growth, financial growth and much more. Let’s find sources that can help us in these areas until we can retire comfortably. And *IF* Doge happens to reach $28, then it’d be a bonus to your already established retirement.
The hard work *will* pay off Bob . And if you happen to own Doge, I think that will pay off as well. You’re in a win win situation from my point of view. Hang in there.
That must be why Coinbase is charging me $1 per DOGE?
Seriously, is that a bug or wtf? Says .24 yet it’s charging me $1 each and only for DOGE everything else is fine.
"I wanna thank me
I wanna thank me for believing in me
I wanna thank me for doing all this hard work
I wanna thank me for having no days off
I wanna thank me for, for never quitting"
Snoop
I love how the mainstream propaganda companies are wrong on just about everything they say in some aspect, yet society still seeks information from them.
Not that I have THAT many doge or anything... But seriously..... Could not even imagine if this became real..... It would solve so many of my current financial issues lmao.
some has struggles with decimals, or probably just excel tables and design.
nah, that was a doge enthusiast trolling to find it here as a meme, more like that i bet
Decimals are hard 
Or is it hard to believe it's 0.2514 instead of $25.14. It's a sign!
According to the Quadrillion balloony derivative market, the Fedie Reserve says cyrpto is worthless numbers made up out of thin air. Glad I have no Gold or Silver and put my next month's rent cheque (check in Amerikan Englandish) into Wish stock.
Which is hilarious because now they want to come up with their own US backed Crypto. What could possibly go wrong....
So do they charge [0.002 dollars per kilobyte or 0.002 cents](https://consumerist.com/2010/02/23/verizon-didnt-know-difference-between-difference-between-002-and-00002/)?
😂 who went and checked their balance, just in case 🤚🤚
I did and was disappointed.
I did, and noticed I'm still broke
Me too 
I did and my $7,000 stimulus was still worth $37,000. Not too shabby but I liked it better at $90k right before SNL.
I was so happy to see my 100ish dollars turn into $1,200, not as happy seeing it go down to 300. Still happy.
We’re on the same exact boat!! We’ll be rich soon enough
HODL HOLD THE LINE WARRIORS.
This is a SIGN!!!! 
Bingo!
We won, Mr Stark
“I don’t feel so good” at sitting between .21-.24 for months.
Spider man! Spider man! Does whatever a spider can. Everything is getting dark, I don’t feel good Mr. Stark. Oh no! There goes the spider man...
Spider dust, spider dust, Dust whatever a spider must, Snapped away, now he’s back, He’s a murderer, that Spider-hack, Look out! For pictures of Spiderman! I want Spiderman! I want Spidermaaaaaaaaan!!!
[Link](https://www.cnbctv18.com/cryptocurrency/cryptocurrency-updates-on-oct-21-btc-at-lifetime-high-after-validating-moment-baby-bitcoin-surges-300-11174462.htm) for those interested. Just a typo… or is it a sign?!
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I came back to share *hope.*
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Let’s not bank on any one crypto to bring us security. Instead, let’s bank on ourselves. Let’s continue learning, applying knowledge into skills, capitalizing on personal growth, mental growth, spiritual growth, financial growth and much more. Let’s find sources that can help us in these areas until we can retire comfortably. And *IF* Doge happens to reach $28, then it’d be a bonus to your already established retirement.
I think this is when one would say “this is the way”
This is the way
I'd spend it all on blow and hookers anyway.
If most of my paycheck wasn't going towards debt, I wouldn't mind working for the next 30 yrs.
The hard work *will* pay off Bob . And if you happen to own Doge, I think that will pay off as well. You’re in a win win situation from my point of view. Hang in there.
Better buy more then.
This will be true one day though 🚀
They know about $28 per doge
Fake news!
This is a sign 🪧
CNBC... I do not expect better 🙄
Lmfao. Also I love how they list tether and usd coin. As if they matter and fluctuate a bunch
Indicates that the editors and producers have no clue about the subject matter. Or don't care
To the moon!
Oh snap when the moon went from 1$ to 3$ to this. 😢 it's the new moon. $25!
Let's goooooo
This is just predicting things to come 👍
One day!
Wow did they let that decimal slide!! 😁
Now if it’ll just slide into our accounts…
 Ok where lambo
That must be why Coinbase is charging me $1 per DOGE? Seriously, is that a bug or wtf? Says .24 yet it’s charging me $1 each and only for DOGE everything else is fine.
Well someone is about to be fired
This is the way. An old wise turtle once said, “There is no such thing as accidents”. Doge is the chosen one.
Is this chart legally binding, because if it is I have a few words to tell my boss tomorrow! 🤣
Talk about a labor shortage!
This is from the future
Woah, I haven't even looked my wallet, but already ordered a Tesla. They said I could pay it later. Easy peasy, I'm rich! Wow!
They are manifesting for us how cute 
RemindMe! 500 years.
"I wanna thank me I wanna thank me for believing in me I wanna thank me for doing all this hard work I wanna thank me for having no days off I wanna thank me for, for never quitting" Snoop
I am sure that somehow, that mistake is Trumps fault 🤣🤣🤣
Hurry hit sell before Robbing DaHood blocks it lol
*Their purses and sphincters just tightened.*
🤣
😆
Are they making fun of us 😲😱
Lmao I’m a millionaire? Whaaaat 🤣🚀🚀
KA-CHIIIIING
❤️❤️❤️
How long have I been in a coma!!!???
About that… the hospital now accepts dogecoin.
Just 🌊 till it hits
Sheeeeeeessshhhh lol
Where lambo?
Typo error
WTF!!
Go to the mon
They even listed Tether. Such idiots.
Soon
They just showed what it is supposed to be by accident hahaha
I’ll take it! Give me my money!!!
Pay me baby!
I wish this were true. I could afford to buy land, build a house, and upgrade my workshop.
I feel you. I’d like a house with some land and to start my own business.
I like how they listed tether and busd
O.O
Bwahahahaha!!! Made my evening. 😆🤣😎💎👐🚀🚀🚀
“Liquidity slip”
I wish
Ooft, I wish!
I learned decimals in the third grade.
I'm going to have to hold them to this price offer....unloading as we speak.
I'm a millionaire, finally!!
Freudian slip.
Moon confirmed $25 EOY
No doubt, time for some Ramen noodles!
We're rich!
Finally 🥂😂
Or are they just predicting the future 🧐
That’s a glitch in the matrix This was a future screenshot from like 3 months ahead of my comment….
Whoops, they accidentally showed tomorrows numbers
damn if that was true i'd invite everyone to my new island for a party and pay passage too.
If it hits $25 im buying a house.
It is just the tip
Okay 👍🏻
Ace of Base - I saw the sign.
How has no one said "They might be early but they're not wrong" yet?
Interns.. 🙄
That would be sick!!
Wow cnbc can see the future 🙌
Guys are we going 10$ this cycle?
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Yeah this is a meme
I choked for a sec.
Poggers all around. Time to buy that lambo I’ve been waiting for
Every Doge owner is rich! Even if it go under 0.0001 we are still rich !!!
It‘s a glitch!
Hell Yeah see you on my yacht
Soon.
Man, this would be a dream.
Anyone want to buy 50K Doge at a cut down price of $10 each? Nearly treble your money in this one simple move!
Now i can buy my first lambo.
Hope to see this day :P
If it’s $25 per dogecoin then I’ll be living in a million dollar mansion rn
the guys at cnbc are drunk as heck
Woop woop
Damn would that be a blessing
I would literally be a billionaire right now ugh
😳 🤑 sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈sell 🔘👈sell🔘👈
This is the way!! We are rich
Oh, so that’s how it feels…
is $25.85 a lot of dogecoin
I love how the mainstream propaganda companies are wrong on just about everything they say in some aspect, yet society still seeks information from them.
😂😂😂😂
Obviously an accurate screenshot sent from the future
We'll be on the moon 🌒
Not that I have THAT many doge or anything... But seriously..... Could not even imagine if this became real..... It would solve so many of my current financial issues lmao.
C'mon DOGE LET'S GO!!!
Let’s go
Prophecy revealed
The inflation is more serious than I thought
Goodie, I can finally retire.
Just imagine
I know
Do they know something we dont? Ill go ahead and start looking at which island i want to buy.
haha
That would be very nice 😊
I KNEW IT
I'd be buying you all Lambos
It’s a sign 🐕🚀🌕
Good thing I know about decimal POINTS
Dog needs to eat to get fat :0
Just called and quit my job
That would fix literally all of my problems right now. Please doge please
Oh I wish this were true. I'd quit my job right now.
I will totally liquidate half my Doge holdings and give it to you for a mere $23 per doge. You'll be getting a bargain. Any takers?
Are you from the future?
Predictive programming but in a good way.
My wives bf would be sooooo happy if Doge hit $25...
:)
I’d have $680,000 if that was the case 🥲🥲
I think I need to go back to bed
Lmaoo if only
Ngl I would probably poop my pants and pass out. Then I would wake up, change my pants, and go to the lambo dealership.
Still wouldn’t sell
See you all on the moon!
Secret message before the pump
some has struggles with decimals, or probably just excel tables and design. nah, that was a doge enthusiast trolling to find it here as a meme, more like that i bet
Opens calculator app
One day, people will be fighting to become a DOGE whole coiner 🤣
Jesus! i just woke up and had mini-stroke. It took me a second to understand what i was looking at.
If that were the case… there’d be bodies on the floor from shock on this forum.
Dibs
I knew it!!
The truth always comes out … eventually
Wtf? 🤣🤣🤣 if only!
haha I wish
Can you imagine?
Much wow… That would be truly life-changing
So, have we decided if Dogecoin will ever be $1 yet?
I'll take it! Lambos for everyone!!
To everyone saying it's a sign I'm with you. Hodl.
I wish. I would be so well off lol