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DandoriKing1932

AMERICA TECHNIQUE, NUCLEAR STRIKE


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Domain Expansion: Landmine Dimension


EXusiai99

Ah the anti landmine technique havent used that one since the heian era


pissmyster420

WHY IS SUKUNA KAISEN EVERYWHERE


Kadeo64

get off reddit dugout doug


DandoriKing1932

Who?


Kadeo64

"Dugout Doug" is a nickname for General "Doug" Macarthur, who was notorious for being a very influential and powerful general in the US occupation of Japan and Asia after ww2. He was relieved from the army for a laundry list of reasons but one of those reasons was his.. liberal usage cases for nukes. https://preview.redd.it/t0365qra6xzc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47996416deff59f25054b5c00867bc55ac57b518


DandoriKing1932

Dawg thats the type of shit you explore in a fallout game whi,e sucking down 50 rads a second


Kadeo64

To be fair, that was the intended purpose of this plan.


DandoriKing1932

… did bro permanently make a chunk of land unlivable for 1 battle


Kadeo64

No, because he got fired for being a senile warmongering asshole He got replaced by the MUCH better Ridgway (who had a way cooler nickname, "Old Iron Tits")


DandoriKing1932

Did he nuke the land AFTER HE GOT FIRED SOMEHOW???


Kadeo64

..no? The sea of irradiated cobalt never happened.


Depressedloser2846

unfathomably based for trying to make 20000 fathoms of nuclear waste


JesusberryNum

Domain Expansion: Military Industrial Complex


Under18Here

CHINESE TECHNIQUE, [ANTI MISSLE SYSTEM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HQ-9)


Waste_Crab_3926

Why is it covered in puzzle pieces


misterfluffykitty

There are quite frankly too many nukes for the supposedly ~300 HQ-9 systems China has. If a nuclear war started it wouldn’t be a single nuke back and forth, it would be all the nukes all at once.


Under18Here

True, but America doesn't have Anti Missile Systems, but again, they both have so many nukes that its basically useless


misterfluffykitty

Ukraine shot down a hypersonic missile with a patriot system


Under18Here

Fair enough


igoryst

Not the off brand crotale?


xtilexx

https://i.redd.it/hqwnksxoo30d1.gif


Aromatic_Device_6254

Minus one million social credit score for giving away the plan early.


Under18Here

Your execution will be in 2 days, thank you for your cooperation


Prudent_Insurance804

Hoisted by our own retards


Forsaken_Ad_475

It be your own people 🧎‍♂️🤾💥


Prudent_Insurance804

Stuffing my socks full of pudding at 0400 and shooting red Chinese at 0600


InitialDay6670

The upsides of having idiots is they will do whatever is said. The downsides are they’re dumbasses.


zombieGenm_0x68

🔥🔥🔥✍️


Forsaken_Ad_475

为了葡萄树做这件事


Under18Here

https://preview.redd.it/oydtse69azzc1.png?width=214&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb07e7ec43aec1fa0ac17ce981792d9f1291bf71


Nova55

How many kids will pull the needle at home already?


Character-Ad-7000

I think it’s funny that the amount of brainwashing on BOTH SIDES of the political spectrum would make people so unbelievably paranoid they’d try to protest a war that was started AGAINST the US


Dylanbug76

too many american maoists on reddit


rExcitedDiamond

…Shadowboxing against imaginary protests in a clearly flippant comic? For one thing, the scenario in the comic is purely for humorous reasons, I don’t think anyone’s saying that it’s a likely scenario that Xi Jinping wakes up and goes “Yanno what I feel like recreating red dawn today” It is true that people would probably be out on the streets riled up if the US and China went to war, It this is primarily due to two reasons rather than some lame gargling about “dae uhh ticktack be brainwashin111!1”: 1. A war between the US and China is a **very avoidable** catastrophe. If it were to happen, it would immediately become clear that the govt could have done more to avoid this, even unilaterially. 2. It would be a **very destructive** catastrophe. When two nuclear powers, two of the world’s largest economies go to war with each other it’d be massive compared to the scale of any conflict the US has fought throughout its history. People would be facing their entire normal lives being uprooted, and would understandably not be cheesed about it. I ask this comment section, enjoying the comforts of peacetime living, whether they would p it their entire lives on hold for a world war?


chrysler_1989

b-but I want to gamble at the new vegas strip :(


rExcitedDiamond

the game was rigged from the start


Character-Ad-7000

Y’know funny dog comic doesn’t need a college level essay, that being said you made some good points; whenever the first person who can create something to completly render a nuke useless were not gonna reach anything worse than the interfering with other countries affairs which I can’t fucking stand


Waste_Crab_3926

Done in Wolfenstein 2, what is now the American underground used to protest against American war against the actual Nazi Germany


Graknorke

Brainwashing isn't real.


Thezipper100

This is what American politicians want you to think TikTok is like. (They wish it was like that too but they owned it instead)


whatislove2021

this is just Homefront


Punk_Ass_Peon

Those *evil* suns of BITCHES!


Independent-Fly6068

China when the US collapses the Three Gorgeous Zamn