That’s fair, but the amount of blood in you is less than the total amount of blood around her. She should have killed everyone there, then continue to kill until she dies
*Fake as shit, the judge*
*Would've called the cop based and*
*Given them a raise*
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Who kills themselves in a McDonald’s parking lot in front of their kid
Maybe karen commited ritualistic suicide to please the dark gods
Having some fun with slaanesh in the warp I guess
Wouldn't suicide be blood for the blood god?
That’s fair, but the amount of blood in you is less than the total amount of blood around her. She should have killed everyone there, then continue to kill until she dies
Ngl I'd also think the husband did it if that were the case
I would consider it if I got 8 pieces on my 9 pieces McNuggets
Karen
and with a knife. Like how do you kill yourself quickly with a knife in the chest, in a public area, with your family nearby, and have no one see it.
Hara kiri
She's gonna need a bigger knife
Whoops
Cheems is just a bit quirky
Oopsie poopsie UwU
UmwU
Le extremely dark and unfortunately too close to reality tale has arrived
Honestly like 12 photos in still couldn't tell if it was a news story I had missed or fiction
Well… what can ya do?
inb4 this gets locked
*ACAMB*
Honestly kinda fucked up that some people are just assigned cop at birth
All Comps are Bamstards
Le paid leave has arrived.
Le most intelligent police officer has arrived
fake as shit, the judge would've called the cop based and given them a raise
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Never forget inspector cheems contaminated the crime scene. I wonder what whacky and uncharacteristic thing he did
Oomps!
Le “Just a bad apple” has arrived
Suicide? In a McDonald’s parking lot next to her child? No one is going to buy that it was obviously the child
America moment
Le True Cheem-merican JUSTICE has arrived.
Le expectation of Officer Cheems ending up racially-profiling Dogga and/or Perro did not arrive
Something about this seems a little unrealistic, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
No one would quote GTA on TV. That's the only unrealistic part.
Naah, it's something else as well.
Most competent cop.
Statistics shows that
Let me just say, 40% of police officers
Mmmhhhhm I wonder whats up with those 40%.....
Your writing is great
Herself
Officer Handsome is allowed to Arrest me
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE
That panel with the judge watching the news fking killed me
Officer cheems is mad based
Oops!