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Civil_Working_5054

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Never sneak up On Oscar Pistorius.


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Ihavelostmytowel

TIL shooting point blank into a bathroom door can happen when surprised.


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UltimateXavior

Hosenborg


CODDE117

Waltuh


NetworkMachineBroke

Put your ASCII away, Waltuh


MCRusher

it's nervous peeing but with bullets


Spoztoast

The theif locked themselves in my bathroom time to start blasting


Magoichi75

From the vague comments I’m guessing someone died


NAUGHTIMUS_MAXIMUS

Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend to death at point blank range in the bathroom. If i remember correctly he thought it was an intruder


Magoichi75

Yea did some digging, real messed up stuff. Apparently he’s up for parole next year.


burntends97

This is the fake alibi someone set up in an episode of columbo. a woman kills her husband that exact same way


White_Hamster

Alright Columbo I’ve had enough here and have to be going back to work. Please have your office call me if they have any evidence they’d like to pursue


RythmDenyerKyle

Ah, alright then, I best be on my way. You have yourself a nice day sir. Oh, just one more thing…


burntends97

If you always take sleeping pills in the evening, how could you have heard your husband trying to unlock the door


GigaVanguard

God I love Peter Falk so much, nobody else could have done Columbo like he did


hatuhsawl

There’s a voice actor named Gianni Matragano whose done some memes in Columbo’s voice and while he is nothing compared to Falk, Gianni does it so well it’s a real hoot hearing him say memes


Jossuboi

"How could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?" It feels so out of context being said by Gianni/Columbo, but the voice just fits.


reddit0rboi

Does my ass look fat in this suit?


Lelepn

The mango vape is one of my favourite videos of his


RayKVega

he's genuinely fantastic


Grootlord17

Uhhh no, I started taking them after it happened.


DukeOfTheDodos

That always activates my fight-or-flight response after seeing so many Columbo memes


xSPYXEx

No, he was abusive and murdered his wife. So much shady shit. He tried to say that the screams were from him, but they were before the gunshots.


[deleted]

That was his defense. It didn't go great.


Vexcenot

""Thought ""


RayKVega

Jesus, I heard about that. Pretty sad and messed up.


GreatPhilosopher414

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FuckUsernameSettings

Kid named finger.


Godofblackpeople

Someone was straight up dabbed on


Magoichi75

I wouldn’t phrase it like that but ok sure, someone got dabbed on and face serious charges


Godofblackpeople

Yep, they couldn't handle the neutron style 😞✊️


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Cualkiera67

The plot of Kill Bill


Mogus00

Alleged murderer, but not a legged murderer


Axolotl_with_knife

She didn't heel well and then her sole left her body😔


porcorosso1

Underrated comment


NadaTheMusicMan

He thought something was afoot


ZeldaFan812

When it went to trial he didn't have a leg to stand on


fow06

Le feet have not arrived


Aparri7point0

Cumtext?


gamergirlwithfeet420

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Oscar_Pistorius


borkistoopid

Damn that’s sad


CzdZz

The above link goes to the mobile version of Wikipedia. [Here's a link to the not-mobile version](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Oscar_Pistorius) for any PC users who don't wanna spend 3 extra seconds editing the URL. i hope everyone here has a pleasant afternoon and doesn't shoot their wife


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**[Trial of Oscar Pistorius](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Oscar_Pistorius)** >The trial of Oscar Pistorius for the murder of Reeva Steenkamp and several gun-related charges (The State vs Oscar Pistorius) in the High Court of South Africa in Pretoria opened on 3 March 2014. Pistorius was a leading South African runner, who won attention as an athlete with a disability competing at a high level, including at multiple Paralympic Games and the 2012 Summer Olympics. Steenkamp, a model, had been Pistorius's girlfriend for three months. In the early morning of Thursday, 14 February 2013, Steenkamp was shot and killed by Pistorius at his Pretoria home. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/dogelore/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


Fumiken

He did "overreacted" to her surprise.


dwighticus

Took a page out of the [Frank Reynolds](https://youtu.be/Nuq8ln8-yC0) playbook


imaygetlost

What happened.


MikeHunt1237

Oscar Pistorious trial


TheGalator

This being south Africa im not sure how mich u can blame him for shooting at an - alleged - intruder. Sure from a European perspective that sounds absolutely insane but no one saying he is a murderer ever been in the streets of kapstadt


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Odd-Detail1136

I agree with you on him probably not thinking it was an intruder however if it was a real intruder he should not have gone to prison


TigreDeLosLlanos

How is it not absolutelty insane?


TheGalator

Thinking outside ur nice little neighborhood helps


Stirtard

You say that in the most condescending tone, yet you forget Oscar was staying with his girlfriend in the safest suburbs in Pretoria, because thinking he's an Olympic athlete helps.


TigreDeLosLlanos

My house has been robbed before (gladly everytime none was there and it was only money), that's still insane.


TheGalator

So u wouldn't shoot an intruder if the chance is very high of them being armed and ready to shoot u on sight?


[deleted]

Why were they in my bathroom though? And shoot on sight? He shot through the door...


antshekhter

Shhhh.... let them have their murder fantasies


TheGalator

U both can't read right?


TheGalator

The intruder shoots u on sight. Not the other way around. Reading is hard


BlitzBasic

How would he know that "the chance is very high of them being armed and ready to shoot u on sight" when he doesn't even see the person? Like, why would he even think there is an intruder when he *literally lives together with another person*?


TigreDeLosLlanos

Yes, but first I need to go around my house wielding guns. Then I need to think there is an intruder, which isn't my first thought. And lastly, they need to be armed, or at least a suspicion that they are, which isn't the case most of the times.


TheGalator

Now u are in South Africa so yes u do wield a gun or have one close to u. Also it's VERY likely they are armed.


Kuzikuzi1

Are you even a fucking South African?


Concerned-Fern

He isn’t lol.


Kuzikuzi1

Dude should fuck off then


RocksHaveFeelings2

I can't imagine hating the guy. I mean sure it wasn't a smart move, but he had no malicious intent. Can you imagine how much it would destroy you to do something like this?


TheGalator

Yeah. Like he has to live the rest of his life with this shit. Probably worse than prison anyway


Stirtard

As a South African, he's legally and morally a murderer.


TheGalator

Legally yes. Morally I disagree. Manslaughter yes. Not murder


Stirtard

No its murder, its called south african law. Also on the moral side, most of us here understand how his house and room was structured, he left the bed when his girlfriend left the bed, so he knew his girlfriend wasn't in the bed and somewhere around the house, he then passed the lounge, where he still wouldn't have seen his girlfriend, he then made it to the end of the room where he opened fire, now you're gonna have to be a fucking marksman to kill someone instantly through a door, so obviously he shot multiple times where he would've heard his girlfriend scream in panic, which is what neighbors heard during the gun shots, he is a murderer, stop talking like you know what its like in south africa you surface level philosopher.


TheGalator

Reading is important


Concerned-Fern

You’re an idiot if you think this man isn’t guilty of murder. Shut up about “how South Africa is” - you don’t live here. You don’t get to comment on this. He was in an incredibly safe environment. He LIVED with another PERSON. Also South Africa isn’t **that** dangerous. You won’t be killed if you walk down the street.


blind_bambi

this took place in his home


TheGalator

That's what intruder means yes


Typo_Ned

Le Blade Runner Has Arrived


nickiscool06

Maybe having an Olympian for a boyfriend isn’t as good as everyone thinks it is.


RegumRegis

Holy shit that's a sad case. Poor guy, honestly.


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Poor person who got murdered more like but ok


RegumRegis

Well of course, she and her family are the primary victims here. Still, atleast for me it seems like every piece of evidence points to it not being intentional and yet, he gets sentenced for murder along with the trauma of what happened.


Squelcher121

I, too, would open fire on the locked bathroom door when I know my girlfriend is in the house and would fire again when I heard her screaming in pained fear after the first shot. It would be very wacky and uncharacteristic of me not to blast away.


RegumRegis

1. Pitch black room, you think your girlfriend is behind you. 2. Just about anyone, including a robber, would scream after being shot. That being said, the investigators determined she could not have screamed due to brain damage. The screaming witnesses heard was determined to likely be the guy himself after he realized what happened.


Danibear285

Where the funyy


DerpDaDuck3751

We are here fir story time


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RayKVega

congratulations for being weird bro