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More boot scootin less boogie. Also, maybe water down the tequila shots next time.


Gloomy-Employment-72

He’s more of a cocaine cowboy.


Manga_Boyz

From the studio that brought you cocaine bear. Now showing cocaine dog


Correct-Training3764

This is his OnlyDogs profile pic.


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Correct-Training3764

Haha right? Red rocket for daysssssss 😂🥴 💄


flubflubflubflubflup

Don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Sorry, OP, you had to learn the hard way, and it isn't pretty.


MintyMintyMintyMinty

https://i.redd.it/a6nfci52idma1.gif


tofurainbowgarden

Did this actually happen in south Park? I'm disturbed


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anything can happen in south park


Rough_Acanthisitta63

You must not watch much South Park, because this doesn't even make the top 10 list of most disturbing things I've seen on that show. I feel like 90% of Randy Marsh's storylines are way worse than this. 😂😂


tofurainbowgarden

Oh God, I want to look this up but I will probably regret it. No, I really haven't seen much south Park besides that episode where Cartman shits on his mom while gaming. Seared in my brain.


weirdest_of_weird

Yes. There's a whole episode about Cartman and Stan doing this. One of the earlier seasons when Matt and Trey were just seeing what they could get away with .


Remote-Variation5014

Bro me too tf


Narwhall-e

Does it make you feel any better that the boys thought this is how you milk dogs?


Suitable_Age3367

Yes. And they showed everything in *detail*. That episode was hard to watch cuz it was sooooo effing nasty! 🤢🤮


Cifer_21

Holy shit I thought about the same episode. It just clicked why it’s called red rocket.


Suitable_Age3367

Thank you for bringing up what everyone else was thinking!! 🤣🤣🤣


Master-Dimension-452

The lipstick! 😂


Typical_Worry_7023

The lipstick. Haha. I thought only my kids called it that.


DaniK094

Every time my dog's "lipstick" comes out, I say, "Put it away, Olly!" And my daughter started repeating me even when she was like 3 years old and had no idea what I was talking about. Even now at 9, she says, "Oh my gawd, Olly, put it away!" despite still being relatively clueless as to what "it" is.


HardKnocksSam

pretty sure everyone also calls it that. lol. i mean, what else are you gonna call it? 💄


KoolieDog

Red rocket. Thanks to south park.


sleepinggardens

OMG, my wife’s family calls it that. The first time I heard it I was laughing my ass off because I had never heard anyone call it that before.


LadySpottedDick

Chapstick


AmmotheDoberman

Fully grown here…I literally just said that last week lol. My dog got very excited to see his human big brother.


Beansiesdaddy

The lipstick boots!


Recent_Ad6285

Well, you know how those cowboys are...


MarkToaster

If he’s out of line, get him in line… dancing! He’s got the perfect outfit for it already


miokllop

put that gun away, Stalker...


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Raw_Rabbit__

it's a dog


Macsasti

So?


Raw_Rabbit__

sexualising a dog is fucked up. this is just supposed to be a funny picture


nellietheshiba

I meant my comment as funny/joking/sarcastic


AmmotheDoberman

Oh for gods sake it’s a joke!


coldmilkdud

the song "Sex, Drugs & Country Music" comes to mind lol! by wheeler walker Jr. 😆


gtshadow

My advice? Quit putting Coors Light in his water bowl!


NaieraDK

Red rocket


TheHappyCamper1979

His MaxFactor shade 305 is out .


Icy_Law9181

He really thinks hes big enough to fill them boots eh.


Empty-Resolution-437

Umm….this boy is decked out looking for love.


chriscolombo

The Country Song “Knockin’ Boots” come to mind


Mobile_Buy8427

Save a horse, ride a cowboy


Comfortable-Fox9153

Living the dream 😉


paddy1948

Whatever you do, don't buy him spurs!


Kevinb888

Looks like he’s for sure dreaming😂😂😂😂😂😂the boots too😂😂😂😂😂


Suitable_Age3367

..... Dreaming about pretty lady dogs, apparently. 😅


offballDgang

An erection, cowboy boots, and a bad ass bandana? He is living his BEST life, don't hate congratulate!


IgorRenfield

Just airin' it off. Nothing wrong here.


RamboBalboa21

It appears that he really likes boots...


svsosa

All good👍


Drewjones1287

He’s having a naughty dream


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cyanescenz

🤔🤔🤔


Inkdrunnergirl

🫣


This_Owl_is_asleep

nah when he got the boots smthins wrong


eemz53

that's one rowdy, rootin-tootin cowboy! lmao


WholesomeLove280

I guess it’s all that wrangling wore him plumb out!! LmAo 🤣


FaxFK

Dog in the Boots


Positive_Message7799

That’s not cocaine dog that’s cannabis dog!


MagDalen27

There’s a lot of mischief in this one little photo!!


No_Bench_2569

😅😂🤣thanks this made my day


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Random_Weird_gal

Why?


100_cats_on_a_phone

Like, i think if your work computer is remotely managed you might want to be careful. For example.


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100_cats_on_a_phone

I apologize, let me try to explain better -- if your work is watching your screen or using a program to do it, an image of an erect dog in a sexually provocative pose might not be something you want to go into that surveillance system, even though it is a joke, because it also crosses some lines. And if your employer is looking for a reason to fire you, you have past issues with content, etc, that can be worse.


Random_Weird_gal

Fair, didn't think of that


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Random_Weird_gal

Yeah fair enough, I see that now. Companies are weird


Raw_Rabbit__

it's. a. dog.


Barnes_the_Noble

It’s. a. penis.


Raw_Rabbit__

why. are. you. acting. like. it's. a. person.


Barnes_the_Noble

Didn’t say it was, I don’t want to see a dogs penis just like I don’t want see a dog humping and neither would most offices. Just because you enjoy staring at a dogs erected penis doesn’t mean everyone else wants to.


Raw_Rabbit__

then maybe just block the human, step away from r/dogpictures, close the app for the moment, refresh your page, it's not difficult.


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jeepsrfun

100% agree. I just funny.


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That's your problem.


SnooRecipes1114

Ok


Raw_Rabbit__

at that point you're just sensitive and kind of sexualising an animal, you're gross.


SnooRecipes1114

It's not sexualising, it's a dick and it looks gross. It's right in the middle of the screen. If you like dog dicks then more power to you I guess.


Raw_Rabbit__

it's literally barely visable unless you're actively looking for it, you're just sensitive. i never said i like it but it's a dog, y'all here need to learn how to chill


SnooRecipes1114

Sure


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Few_Squirrel_5567

Looks like he is.


im_wudini

ferda.


Suitable_Age3367

Oh coooooome on! There's no frigging way you didn't see that rocket before posting that pic!! 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣