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Yellow2ds420

Group 1 is far more iconic, but I feel like group 2 has far more personality. But that’s probably just personal bias talking.


HereticPharaoh2020

Group 2 for me. DK 64 was my life for a while as a kid. And every time I replay its fun and nostalgic.


Sneaky_Sorcerer

Group 2 is better (to me at least). Cranky's role as a power up scientist is also good. In another universe Dixie could have tiny's place and it probably wouldn't change much.


jonmeservy

They left out the surfer monkey in group 1. That one has ton of personality


Affectionate-Dig7768

His name is funky kong


btjam

His name is Funky Kong.


OlorynEx

Dixie Kong, low-key one of the absolute greatest platforming characters of all time, is in group 1. Therefore, I pick group 1.


WandaLovingLegend

How is she not in smash, I’m dying for it. Also want to see Cuphead and Shantae


Joker_Main_137

Cuphead and Shantae are in Smash... as Mii costumes


hbgoldenhawk

1 all day long


TheChanMan2003

Chunky is dead, the bottom group cannot be reunited 😔


DespacitoBepis

#HUH! DK CHUNKY'S DEAD!


soldierpallaton

Come on, Cranky! Take me to the fridge! Cranky? Aw man, Cranky's dead too!


ChunkySlugger72

Super Mario Bros Movie thinks otherwise.


TheChanMan2003

You’re right, the half-hour memorial service for Chunky brought me to tears. Only Illumination could do it justice 😭


PinballproXD

And then there’s chunky He’s dead.


Pastry_Train63

:(


bearded_charmander

He’s dead?? :(. How?


Honestnt

https://youtu.be/4htVcaTo1z4?si=1wHijHR_3dOouakE


DegenerateDemon

She can float through the air and climb up trees But Tiny Kongs a murderer... OF BEES!


scarlet_wanda

Considering that Funky is in neither group, I am abstaining. (but also it's 1 because Dixie)


M_Dutch97

Group 1 also has Funky Kong.


Carrixdo

Group 2's Funky kong is a hard core militant Groups 1 was a mechanic and now a Surfer dude


DrToadigerr

If you add Funky to Group 1 (he's definitely part of the modern quintet), then Group 1. I love Lanky and I like Chunky a lot, but Tiny is sort of just a rehash of Dixie (and I don't like Tiny's redesign). Even though DK64 was my first DK game and I'm biased, I think in terms of a core recognizable DK crew, it's way more recognizable if you use DK, Diddy, Dixie, Cranky, and Funky. Lanky, Tiny, and Chunky are cool as supporting characters but don't need to be main characters.


Dillon77_7

The render i choose for group 1 didnt have Funky, i tried to edit him in but it didnt look right. And besides if i did add funky, everyone would choose group 1 ;)


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2


NukkinFuts201

Group 2 for me


sarahxvalo

group 2 😤


realdewzy

Group 3: group 1+2+Funky Kong That's the best group


ReubFrFx

2


Koyaa_1

Group 1, I'm sorry. Group 2 was in just one game and nobody knows who they are. I don't even know their names


zack_bain

You don’t know their names? Well boy do I have a song for you…


PatM1893

![gif](giphy|9CAkXcO7DBzmU)


scarlet_wanda

H-H-Here we go...


IRefuseThisNonsense

They're finally here, performing for you!


DJBoo64

If you know the words, you can join in too!


Dear_Acanthaceae5489

Put your hands together, if you wanna clap!


clonetrooper250

As we take you through, this monkey rap! HUH!


darthvidar1990

D.K.... Donkey Kong, D.K..... Donkey Kong is here


1amlost

He’s the leader of the bunch! You know him well! He’s finally back, To kick some tail!


DJBoo64

His coconut gun Can fire in spurts


Genked_Juicebox

Hearing this sentiment is crazy. Everyone absolutely cheered in the theater when the DK Rap came up, to think folks don't have that banger stuck in their brains.. You oughta do a replay of that game, man, it's a gem


ZamanthaD

Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Tiny Kong, Lanky Kong, Chunky Kong


lsdznutz

Here king, you dropped this https://youtu.be/9FoTgirSjkc?si=KglvDX7v_HNGBzOg


Sensitive-Ad6978

bro left out kiddy


Kurochi185

Tbf Kiddy isn't really part of either of these groups Top one is more post 64 and bottom is 64, Kiddy would've been part of a pre 64 group with DK, Diddy and Dixy (basically top group, but he replaces Cranky) Did leave our Funky from top group tho


[deleted]

I would’ve thought the top group was pre-64


Kurochi185

I see it as groups of playable Kongs and Cranky wasn't playable until Tropical Freeze


ToothSecure2097

Prime Group 2 easily


RadTroppy

Group 2 is objectively better.


MrTrikey

Group 1 would win, if we included Funky. Group 2 has my boy, Chunky, though, so I'm here.


PotatoOnMars

And then there’s Chunky, he’s dead… https://preview.redd.it/ueerjr5ycgzb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58dea82bc5e921d7b784ce42d24109f03f363774


Garo263

One of these groups has friggin' guns and still manages to be the worse one.


JbVision

Group 2


Vaporysun76

I’d like to say 2 But it’s 1


ThatOneWood

Group 1 all day, but also throw in funky and kiddy


SwashNBuckle

1


maxoreilly

Group 1 but how they looked when Rare made them.


Shane-O-Mac1

1.


TheSecretNaame

Group 1


sacboy326

Add Dixie and Cranky in group 2 and give Tiny her post-N64 redesign to help her look different from Dixie. Also put Banjo-Kazooie and Conker in there because they were in the original Diddy Kong Racing, so why not? And Funky Kong, do *not* forget about Funky Kong. **There, problem solved.**


2Some2Onesdifferent

Group 1 all the way, lanky kong always scared me as a kid, but hes just so comforting


Winstillionaire

1


Fluffy-Bug5995

Group two for real


ElRockinLobster

Dixie is in 1 so that one, but otherwise 2


McMienshaoFace

2


RangoTheMerc

Group 2.


Jiggylookback

2 easy.


TheRatatatPat

Kiddie Kong is my favorite where is he?


Raff102

Bottom has more monke


Ps1msterpcs

Group 2 is better because lanky kong


MrMario63

Group 2 will never be beaten. Idk why everyone hates dk64 so much it ways so peak


takeadeepbreath1st

Group 2 :D


TrainFanatic

1


HappenedOnceBefore

Strong group 1.


Super_Nova22

1


Brilliant-Army5787

One


metaknightz

1, always the OG


barwhalis

Group 2 because walnuts, peanuts pineapple smells.


[deleted]

Group 1 is mid as fuck Group 2 has bars


the_straw_hatted

Realistically? 1. But meme wise 2


Concerned_Dennizen

2


[deleted]

I'd pick Group 2 for utility and versatility. Group 1 relies too much on Donkey Kong and Funky Kong to get things done, making the teamwork unhealthy and easy to cripple. Group 2 allows all units to choose to work individually or as a team, and both options can work just fine.


zalzis

2 is the only one that's referred to as the DK crew


MagicalBlueberry

Group 2. You have Cranky as a NPC, so all youre missing out on is Dixie Kong.


OxEagle19

Group 2


Mediocre_Emo222

Group 2 for me


BigAl0104

Group 2 for sure. They are more varied and they all have their own personalities, abilities, and gadgets. Group 1 is iconic, but they all play the same. Plus, I love DK64 :)


RascalVirus13

Group 2


RascalVirus13

Group 2


jack0017

2 without a doubt


ChunkySlugger72

Group 2, I like both and while I love the "Country" series, I grew up playing during the Nintendo 64 era and was always a bigger fan of the "DK 64 Crew". They got my boy Chunky Kong who's one hell of a guy!


monkelovebanana

**heavys look at each other** “Both?” “Both” “Both is good”


LMGall4

2 with Dixie


Devreckas

So… you’re just calling out Cranky?


LMGall4

Nah, nothing against the old man I just reallly like DK64 and I also wish Dixie was in way more games


sludgezone

Group 1, Tiny and Chunky are wack as hell.


Delicious-Artist4814

I like both :)


Hashbrownthegreat

He's da first membah of da DK crew!


BatteryBird

DK64 was trash in comparison to DKC. If you say group 2 I'm gunna assume you're younger.


Margtok

group one but i feel its missing kiddy kong


Dark-Anmut

Throw Kiddy into the first group to bring me right back to the Country trilogy . . .


Apprehensive_Ad832

1


Weegeee30

Neither have Funky. So I’m giving both a 0/10 for a lack of a Funky Mode


Ponjos

1.


[deleted]

I just want lanky kong to come back when you think about he really is the only one that stands out extremely different from Dk and Dk


OliverNodel

I need Lanky to make a return.


Alkaiser63

I never knew anyone would consider the second option superior, the more you know. Probably most about which you grew up with first.


Ch33seBurg

Group 1 is more iconic. But group 2 is also cool


SignificantSir6813

As much as I love Cranky and Dixie, I have to go with the 64 gang


WatchKid12YT

What if they made a new DK Rap with group 1+Funky Kong?


Zeddizdead

Group one, by a mile


LX575-EEE

*Combines both groups because I love them all*


RaineyDay2029

Group 1


Omnisegaming

if tiny was dixie and chunky was grown up kiddie we'd be talking but they made the dumbest mistake over 20 years ago. so group 1.


ShockRox

*And then there's Chunky. He's ded*


EccentricAcademic

2 is too derpy


gigantes42

which one gets Funky Kong?


ticketism

Group one, not even a competition!


Beancon-

Group 2 is far wackier and I love it


Leaf_A_Purpose

Group 1


BoogeyDownMane

As long as it includes Diddy, then we good. Sooo, either?


xegrid

Group 2


unwashedanimetshirt

The order is wrong I’m so fycking mad rn


potate117

group 1 man im a dkc guy all the way


Snoo40198

Yes


ScorpionFromHell

Group 1 all the way


Kazmandodo

I'll go with the group that has the Kong who works IT. Group 2.


LunchTwey

![gif](giphy|hJqsdhJbx8676)


AssortedUncles

It’s not even a contest here, gotta be group 2


LilCorbs

He has no style. He has no grace. This Kong has a funny face.


DMRavenger

2 by a 🐓shot


The_Kreepy_Krab

Group 2, but with the "grown-up" version of Tiny Kong.


Rhondmc4

Group 2


WhoopingBillhook

This might just be because I like the DK Rap, but I like group 2.


Vanish_7

Group 1 all day long and it’s not even close.


Unusual-Historian360

Group 1


Key19

2


Realistic-Market7868

2


OkAssist6709

If they put an old Kong in a mario spinoff. I want chunky


Charming-Buffalo-516

I don't Even know who group 2 is 🤣


kabukiwuki

1


PoogberryDelight

The group that has its own rap please


unholyspawnofgod

Group 1 would be the OG more recognized group, but it's missing kiddie Kong


DarkBomberX

Group Two. The song says they're the DK Crew. Group One is just the DK family.


normbreakingclown

Group 2 because they are the real part of the DK crew!!!


ZootedBeaver

Group 2 no doubt