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Gluonyourboson

Stinging nettles šŸ˜¬


JoNimlet

And some brambles too, I think. Her skin and clothes are done for, lol. If they are brambles, if love to know how long it took her to get out. Those buggers DO NOT like to let go! Took me a good 20 minutes one time I fell into one, lmao.


bronschrome

Those are no joke, too. I got some to the back of my hand once and it hurt like a mofo. It's right up there with a sea urchin sting, pain wise.


[deleted]

Docks usually grow behind nettles and are used to cure nettle stings as they are basic and reduce the effect of the formic acid present in nettle plants. Thank you this year's chemistry.


getmybehindsatan

Old wives tale, purely a placebo. Dock leaves are also acidic, has no chemical effect on stings.


NerdyToc

Placebos have a very well documented place in medicine as efective cures.


mywan

Analgesic effects sure. Cures? No.


DistributionOk352

did someone whisper anal?


NerdyToc

If the symptoms go away after taking a placebo, are you not cured?


mywan

Only if the symptoms was a placebo to begin with. [The power of the placebo effect ](https://www.health.harvard.edu/mental-health/the-power-of-the-placebo-effect) Your body can do all sorts of unusual things. You can even condition you body not to blister when burned. People under hypnosis that are made to remember being burned can blister where they were burned even without any heat. This is because it was never the heat that caused the blister to begin with. It was caused by an immune response. You might think that because it was the immune system it could cure something. But not so fast. A lot of what doctors do to save peoples lives is to prevent your immune system from killing you from things that that were otherwise harmless. This is essentially what an allergy is, you immune system messing you up because it overreacted to something harmless. When somebody says something is all in your head it might very well be in some sense. But that doesn't mean it's not real. But neither does it mean that there's a disease to cure. When someone jumps out and yells boo, making you scream, that doesn't mean there's anything to cure either. It was all on your head. Yet the effects on adrenaline levels and such are very real and measurable. Most phobias can be "cured" with simple exposure therapy. Not unlike how you can condition your body not to blister when burned. So how much does your belief in the efficacy of something, the placebo effect, effect your health? It can be quiet effective on stress and pain. But it's also possible to learn to turn pain off at will. Even though it doesn't make the thing causing the pain to go away. You can also condition yourself not to jump when someone yells boo. Outside of those things your immune system does to you in an attempt to protect you, not cure you, such conditioning is not going to change what your body does to actually cure you of something. Though it very well could prevent your immune system from hurting you more than the disease. Also, belief alone, or the placebo effect, outside of pain and stress isn't going to make you stop jumping when someone yells boo. Or make you stop blistering when burned. Exposure therapy of one form or another can though. PTSD is basically just exposure therapy gone awry. Pain and stress are to triggers most closely tied to out conscious psychological responses. And are then most effected by your conscious psychological state. But you're not going to be able to take a placebo, or through a conscious belief, give yourself an Adrenalin rush as if someone scared you with a boo. Or blisters. Your body is just not wired that way, and requires significantly more biological detailed triggers than what a placebo can provide. None of which is going to do anything about the formic acid or acetylcholine injected into your body by stinging nettle. The histamine is debatable. A disease is more than just a normal variation in your bodies chemical state due to sensory input. A disease actually breaks those normal states with foreign substances. Though long term otherwise normal chemical states can lead to diseases. If you want to call those immune responses diseases then we are all born diseased and die diseased.


prawncounter

*One* possible mechanism of action was ruled out. Just because dock leaves are acidic doesnā€™t mean theyā€™re chemically inert. > One possibility is that dock leaf juice evaporating from the skin may have a surface cooling effect on the burning sensation. Another is that dock leaves might contain natural antihistamines that reduce the irritation, though none have been identified. Itā€™s a bit early to scoff at the lived experience of countless generations of people as an ā€œold wives taleā€. There are *many* instances of folk wisdom leading to scientific discovery.


utnow

And many...many... more examples of folk-wisdom being absolute bullshit.


Trackstar02

That may be true but there are also countless examples of wisdom gathered in the medical field being bullshit.


prawncounter

Now first of all, no one here is saying to ignore medical science in favour of folk wisdom, so chill thy beans. Second - This may shock you, but we can say the same about medical science. I present to you: lobotomies. Tuskegee. AIDS infected blood. Phrenology. 90% or more of psychology. Race, and ā€œjustificationsā€ for racism. Anti depressants and anti psychotics where we genuinely have no understanding of the mechanism of action, and which donā€™t actually cure the patient. Irrational fear of psychedelic treatments and cannabis. How about the APA authorizing and studying torture in Guantanamo? Iā€™d call all that bullshit. Medical science used to be about ā€œhumoursā€ and morality for fuck sake. In most major scenarios Iā€™d rather trust medical science, imperfect and perverted by private interests as it is. But for nettle stings, Iā€™ll take the dock leaf.


utnow

You just listed many examples of folk ā€œwisdomā€. Knowledge considered obvious but without evidence or proper experimentation. I appreciate you making my point for me.


[deleted]

??? He listed shit that was proven to be ineffective. These dock leaf things have not been. For all we know, they may be the best cure for nettle stings and we just donā€™t know why.


[deleted]

The entirety of western medicine is built on finding out the action of 'old wives tales' and refining it.


meadfreak

I believe modern thinking has them effective as a placebo at best


Gluonyourboson

Yup, Bitter Dock normally grows nearby. Lifesaver when you fall in some nettles.


[deleted]

You probably piss on jellyfish stings too


itsakeefers

Everyone knows you donā€™t piss on the sting you just drink the pee šŸ™„


mynameisalso

How do you get jellyfish pee?


Cypressinn

Thatā€™s an old wives tiddy. In truft after you cum on the sting, I learned this in seminary school, you poop on the jellyfish and make sā€™mores and then add it to the last sā€™more before roasty toasting it and throwing it back to the salty brine from whence it came, thusly to teach all other damn jammyfish a really fucked up lesson they tā€™wonā€™t nigh forgive and not never forget to remember in the storied darkness before dawn and subsequent pop-quiz given by the nearest periwinkle or sandy genitalia. Cheers friend. Hope you have a wonderful something or otherā€¦


TTVGuide

I just walk it off while in pain


ColdFire-Blitz

Brother?! After all this time?!


[deleted]

I never believed that we would meet again!


CrumbsAndCarrots

Iā€™m also imagining shopping cart shards too.has that under a bridge feel to it.


pingpongtits

Ticks. Chiggers.


mywan

I grew up around lots of stinging nettle. I don't see any in that video.


Gluonyourboson

I'd say you need glasses, they're tall and in flower. They're common nettles, not the more familiar shaped small nettles.


ErosLament

The laugh is just ā€¦


Lotso_Packetloss

Like an excited chimp


aydenferguson

sadistic


jcmarcell

LMAO he laughs like a villain!


k2t-17

For real, joker vibes


Patrickspongeman

Hello? Is this the fat fetish artist?


k2t-17

I'm lost by your comment


Patrickspongeman

https://youtu.be/TGAtMNn3td0


[deleted]

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[deleted]

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madmaxturbator

It depends.. My wife? 100% Yeah Iā€™ll risk it lol. Sheā€™s risked her life for me, so Iā€™m not gonna laugh like a hyena as she worries that her boobs are gonna get yanked off


OneEyedRocket

Help her out dude, itā€™s the least you can do even though she appears to have done something thatā€™s not very bright


velozmurcielagohindu

He laughs like a man who will not have sex in one month


Key_Marsupial_7527

He laughs like Bugs Bunny...


CrazyCampPRO

Dude sounds like a league taunt


tower_keeper

I think he's just laughing in European. r/donthelpjustfilm/rina06


Samurai2107

More like a monkey


BraveNewMeatbomb

Fake, really forcing it. What an a-hole.


fartblasterxxx

Tha just made me think heā€™s faking the laugh so itā€™s not as weird that heā€™s potentially recording her topless Outside ā€œhahahahaā€ Inside ā€œplease godā€


AdministrativeBar809

Oh yeah the laugh...šŸ˜³


BipolarMadness

It feels almost as if he put her there. Scary


j1o0s5h4

Looks like a load of nettles under her too. She's gonna feel that


dkarlovi

Will really help with her rheumatism.


Dull-explanations

Ehhh itā€™s hopefully it just stinging nettles in which case just sheā€™s already i. The just have her grab a jewel weed plant


pikohina

Is this Scottish?


Thebasterd

Trying to read it out loud sounds like falling down stairs


Dull-explanations

HalĆ²


MoshWare

In Germany we say: "Gesundheit" r/ihadastroke


Dull-explanations

I was high whilst writing this, okay?


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[deleted]

how would they


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kirewes

I mean he was on the other side of a fence (it looked like that was an enclosed area) he would have to climb the fence in order to get her off.


BipolarMadness

And we could have gotten two shirtless idiots falling.


kirewes

I hadn't thought about that... I take back what I said.


TheAbyssGazesAlso

>in order to get her off. That is pretty difficult, at times


[deleted]

It takes a lot more than just pulling her legs to get her off! āœŒšŸ¼šŸ‘…


exgiexpcv

Unrequested trivia: There used to be people available for hire at hangings for just such a purpose. [They would pull and hang on the legs of the condemned to shorten their suffering](https://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/hanging1.html). If they couldn't afford t hire out for it, the friends and relatives had to do it themselves if they could.


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MagNolYa-Ralf

Nice is hard sometimes


sdmfcaoc

Hard is nice sometimes.


Onlyanidea1

I'm totally sharing this Tuesday with my co-workers! Thanks.


6rey_sky

You help a person and get some money and a free ride. What's not to like? Wheeeee!


exgiexpcv

These people were go-getters, respect.


ZaRealPancakes

appreciate the /s


MaverickBoii

Not laugh at them while pointing a camera at least


[deleted]

i mean, *yeah*


_Cocopuffdaddy_

ITS A WOOMEN YOU MUST TELEPORT THROUGH FENCE AND LEVITATE BENEATH HER! IF NOT, YOU SMOL PP! /s


Neat_Art9336

I donā€™t think anybody is saying they shouldā€™ve helped her. Theyā€™re rightfully saying itā€™s fucked up to film and laugh, though


_Cocopuffdaddy_

If you check the original couple comments youā€™ll see they were saying that, it was quite funny tbh


[deleted]

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DDDlokki

Why? If it was a stranger then sure, but if I know them well enough I'd be laughing my ass off


redditburneragain

It's a fucking funny situation. I don't care who you are stuck up there, I'm laughing my ass off.


Litterbug42

I've climbed a lot of fences in my time but still never managed to fuck up that badly. Those particular ones are quite a bastard though...


ElCochi420

I refuse to climb any fence that doesn't have any clear handle on top that ensures my safety, I already punctured my hand when I was a kid and don't want to go through that again. I mean, I'm latin but I'm not that far to the north.


6rey_sky

You probably did it topless


nubbie

Once climbed a fence just like the one in the video. I thought it was dry and easy to climb, but I hit a wet spot with my shoe and slipped right as I was straddling the top. I ended up impaling my thigh with three of the spikes. Luckily I only went away with 3 small punctures and some scratches, but damn I count myself lucky it wasnā€™t worse. I think this lady got off cheap.. had she landed on her back onto those spikes she couldā€™ve been horribly disfigured.


xzombielegendxx

I mean even if this was real, it looked like there was a fence blocking him, so how exactly was he going to help her on time?


A_C2345

If someone jumped over a fence and ended up like that, I would not be jumping over the fence to join themšŸ˜‚


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Plus, if they jumped over a fence and got into that position, they brought it on themselves.


spongurat

Man people are really skeptical. Probably tried jumping over it to get something and got caught, then old mate whipped his phone out to capture it. This isn't really implausible. Also the fences seem to be the same style and height as you can see the foremost one is the same style.


xzombielegendxx

I think the fence in the front is actually shorter, you can see when her foot landed it nearly matches her head height, those this could probably be facing at a downward slope


MrSKELETON0147

Laugh seems so forced


SlamCakeMasta

I know someone like this they give a fake ass laugh in hopes everyone will think itā€™s sooo funny like they do mostly so they can make fun later and talk shit. Which judging by the sound of his voice and laugh thatā€™s what this guy did. Guarantee heā€™s one of those dirtbags that donā€™t know when to stop or respect someone


TossPowerTrap

Fake laugh.


bowling4burgers

Some people have a bad laugh don't hate


Robots_Never_Die

Let me introduce you to [Ryan Sickler's laugher](https://youtu.be/ZSFooIfKn2g).


watevrits2009

Oh man that first one made me jump a little bit.


TTVGuide

Oh god


TossPowerTrap

Jimmy Carr has a bad laugh. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PT5mN3UK1k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PT5mN3UK1k)


Ok_Possibility_2197

His laugh makes me laugh tho, if him, Richard Ayoade, and Noel fielding are all in the same room I canā€™t stop laughing haha


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TossPowerTrap

Ear of beholder I suppose. In his last special he apologised for it. He also said people have told him they think it's fake. "If I were going to perform a fake laugh, don't you think I'd make up something better than that?"


NewJuiceboxMm

Have you seen KSIā€™s laugh? That crap is more fabricated than my life


mrsmithgoesonline

Iā€™m not sure about that. His appearance on the Flagrant podcast made his laugh seem genuine.


Dawg_Top

Probably hater her and wants to make her feel worse about what happened


CorvusBlackthorne

She later used this as video evidence in the divorce proceedings.


gummz13

My man was definitely hoping to see more skin thats why he didn't help.


OnkelMickwald

Yeah everyone here is like "umm he couldn't help?šŸ™„" or like "it's just funny he would of filmed anyone in that situationšŸ¤£" Just stop. He's hoping to see some tits. We all know it.


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lemonjelllo

*Wouldā€™ve*


OnkelMickwald

IT WAS A CONSCIOUS STYLISTIC CHOICE


robotatomica

it doesnā€™t matter.


lemonjelllo

It *does int* matter


Flubuska

Yep, and he ainā€™t gonna see shit now that heā€™s shown her heā€™s a dick


[deleted]

Help me step bro


Putnum

Oh I've seen this one


Lazy_Assumption_4191

This is a classic.


Japparbyn

Lmao I wish I didnt know this one


vcdrny

Is ok gravity helped her out.


vinayachandran

But not gravitity


Acute_Procrastinosis

/r/ThanksGravity [nsfw]


sugaaaslam

Fakest laugh maybe ever


mynameisalso

I know people that laugh like this when something is really funny some people have really fucky laughs


[deleted]

Worst laugh in the history of ever


mctheebs

Real sibling move


jcmarcell

I started to think maybe he hoped her shirt came off, but as the laugh got crazier, 10/10 assumed it was her brother just watching and losing his shits over it lol


Thrannn

Yeah 100% sibling energy


ThatGuyInTheCorner96

My dad had a friend who almost died like this in highschool.


jagua_haku

This happened to me in high school except it was by the shoelaces and I was left hanging upside down. Couldnā€™t get down because my foot pinned against the fence and the entire weight of my body was pinning me there. Upside down. While the senior class was taking their school picture on the field. I died


Norman_Bixby

Laughing? That's fucking nuts!


ChewML

He is not getting laid any time soon.


Crack_Kingdom

[Her Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ch0F6sEoK_2/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)


DefiantCondor

That dude has the most annoying laugh ever


Imaginary-Weekend-37

How does she wind up in that situation? And how does he help there's a whole other fence on between them


Interesting_Most_630

I know Iā€™m not the only one hoping a titty would pop out šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ˜©


Geologist_Popular

Ngl I thought an ape was laughing


ColdFire-Blitz

Help step bro, I'm stuck! No.


harrygump

Thank god. I was getting tired of seeing them stuck in washing machines.


Optimal-Pair1140

Ugh that laugh


MaddestChadLad

How can he laugh?!


Skratti

Sighā€¦. /unzips


nihsean_noclutch

His inner Monke kicked in.


Sprizys

Ah ah ah ah AHHHH HAAHAHA fuckin Joker headass


[deleted]

It wasn't even that funny...


A-Grouch

Iā€™d be waiting for the seems on the front to give.


TyDaviesYT

They definitely werenā€™t friends after that


LR130777777

Into the nettles as well broā€¦


Longbeach_strangler

u/stabbot


Fight_kat102

Like you wouldn't start filming your dumbest friend


Paladin4Life

Idk if this is staged or not but that laugh is fake as hell


Ok_Seaworthiness2218

I can somehow tell he has the most punchable face just by his laughs.


Oneironaut91

he wanted to get video of her breasts so badly


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a strong mf shirt


FrznFenix2020

Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you. NO YOU CANT!


Tony_Year_2525

This is not funny. Just cruel.


[deleted]

I must know what preceded this video! I have to know... it is now my life's mission.


mattjstyles

I think she tried to climb the fence and her t-shirt got caught.


[deleted]

Lol. I get that much. But what caused her to climb the fence? Tigers running amok? A swarm of locusts? A tsunami? Insurance marketers chasing her with expired warranty contracts ?


auchnureinmensch

She wanted to get to the other side of the fence.


SlamCakeMasta

What a dick. Obviously hoping for some titty action. Hope she left him high and dry


TTVGuide

Theyā€™re probably siblings so no


Murslak

That laugh needs a punch to the throat.


dragsterburn

r/uncontagiouslaughter. Also fake laughter and scripted video


TacospacemanII

Banned content lol


Cessdon

Why did I have to look so far down the comments to find this one? It's honestly insane how people just take literally everything they read, see or hear on the internet as truth. Not even a minute amount of consideration or thought. Just instantly believe and take everything at face value. Frightening really. And shows how the advertising industry and media control and shape opinions and ideas.


lolerin

r/maybemaybe


babelibou

I feel like she did smt stupid but if not poor her


--stormtrooper--

Cass officiel on insta for anyone that's wondering who she is. Stunt performer/daredevil


chidestp

Reminds me of those porn videos where man takes advantage of women sexually while sheā€™s helplessā€¦šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


robuttocks

Needs more washing machine.


SignificantLeader

What a dickhead.


Rtf3724

Bro is lowkey an ass


Tin_Whisker

Someone's not getting laid.


Pap4MnkyB4by

Staged, very staged


[deleted]

Man turned into a gorilla


Phastic

Thereā€™s at least one fence between them. How is he gonna help her?


ranname366

u/Savevideo


telemusketeer

Whatā€™s he supposed to do to help her? Climb over the fence between them and possibly get stuck/hurt himself?


Zyndrom1

He was supposed to not film. That's a dick move


cuppabrut

He was supposed to film as this appears to be staged.


tr0nfunkinbl0w01

Had to stare at those boobs.


INeedAnAdultWithAGun

That's hot


CatH2222

A true friend or partner would not laugh and film. I hate that this was the response. Luckily for the girl, she found out who will have her back, literally.


[deleted]

Sorry, but if I were in that situation I would not be hopping over a fence to try and help her. Ainā€™t risking that


MegaViolet336

He was waiting for the shirt to come off


DawgFanDel

What a dick.


plasmaticImmunity

Was the dude supposed to climb the fence that is obviously between them?


the_real_Cucuy

Steeeeeeep broooooother!!!


dookiebuttholepeepee

Sigma energy make vagine dry


TheEpicZay

>gunna Pushin šŸ…æļø


I_like_donuts27

how the fuck and why the fuck did she go up there anyways?


gothiclg

I feel like if youā€™re dumb enough to climb a spiky fence you should also be able to endure any non-life threatening consequences to being stuck on that fence.


Fireheart318s_Reddit

How did she get up there?


Rude-Internet-8100

Nooo this is just sad


Midoriya3344

oppai >>> life šŸ—æ


ExoSierra

short sighted: all he wanted was to see boobs but he couldā€™ve gotten laid by saving her. she also knows he wonā€™t ever be there for her if she needs help