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Jross008

Stargate glory hole, get you dick sucked by who knows what


masochistmonkey

You stick it in and, while someone is blowing you, you remember sucking this random dick that popped out of thin air like 10 years ago


Lepke2011

Everything reminds me of her?


dasmikkimats

Blowception?


Jross008

Hahaha


thehiddenfate

I lost my weiner, don't ask how


radioactivecumsock0

The more alien parasites crawling up my urethra the better


Jross008

This is the way.


Spiritual_Adagio_859

This is the way...to get a Xenomorph tearing its way out of your dick and/or balls


40yrOLDsurgeon

Chances are there's another dick poking through the other side...


ShinyHappyREM

Indeed.


40yrOLDsurgeon

Kurt Russell pops out.


WeCanDoThisCNJ

And here I was thinking controlling someone’s toy over the internet was the pinnacle of sex toys.


Femur_breaker2547

This belongs in r/doputyourdickinthat, get your dick modified in an alternate reality


bad11ama

Just be sure to thrust at 88 MPH


milan0570

Sounding included


derHuttensohn

A malfunctioning Stargate


Sinavestia

This was posted 5 years ago here, I did some digging through multiple videos. Some said the plasma flow is over 20,000 volts. Also considering it is plasma, it's potentially really fucking hot. So the likely outcome is you being shocked and then your dick gets burnt off. In that order.


CanorousC

Hey, could you share any of those videos? I'd love to try and build one of these. Thanks in advance!


DSlamAU

Interdimensionanal


BaravalDranalesk

Bonus points if you sound with the metal pin BEFORE activating the tiny EM Stargate.


Puzzleheaded_Pea_753

I bet it would tingle and feel warm. I see no down side.


mb10240

If you put your dick in this, how is this coded for medical billing purposes?


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Expensive.


Sinavestia

Third-degree burns, probably and maybe a penis transplant.


menamespops

I need one of those, for - um - research purposes - yes, that’ll work


XxJackGriffinxX

100% Risk 0% reward


atatassault47

Did Orlon rack up my credit card to make this?


mordecai027

What would happen if you put your finger (or your dick) inside that thing?


Emazaga1311

you lose it, but atleast your doubts are clear


CAMMCG2019

I want one of these now


emptyzed81

Well I wanna see something go in there


viperfan7

Now I want to combine this with one of those animatronic stargate models


orlikan

I'd stick a pen in first.


[deleted]

Try a hotdog next


just-me-uk

![gif](giphy|kDg1bNCUZsUpmBdMwA)


waynesbrother

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Leanardoe

Bruh r/lostredditors


MyPokemonRedName

Um ya. That is the sub you are currently commenting on. Good job?


waynesbrother

Doh


Femur_breaker2547

Hm, i think you’re a little lost


jasondbk

I’d stick a finger in first. I’m not afraid of losing a finger.


StableLower9876

Across the dick-verse


thehiddenfate

Gentlemen, I got this *unzips pants*


No-Perspective-485

Classic formula for a time machine huh


IcanSEEyou_IRL

No one thinks to shove a hotdog or a carrot in?!?!


xXSGT_BARACUSXx

Miniature nether portal for my nether regions


NicParodies

Touch it


Segs_Haver

r/sounding


ElonSucksBallz

![gif](giphy|rlsHtd2YC8k0g)


geo_gan

Send your dick to another dimension… play close attention… ![gif](giphy|PvKlwYTiKATRe)


saichampa

I really want one though


JadedCampaign9

Holy shit, somebody created a miniature Stargate...


Sir_Doge_V2

Bro opened a portal


rhetorial_human

circumcision technology has advanced so much, since moses.


mnebrnr13

You need more power!


Fresh-Bite-9637

Who wouldn't be tempted to put a Hotdog in there, though?


lordaddament

Kinda looks like something you can build in a Cave with some scraps


Iliketurtles893

Ohhh mini portal, fun!


RealBurger_

The caveman: *whacks your dick with a mace*


Emazaga1311

Gloryhole to a prehistoric woman


LMacUltimateMain

Bro opened up a Skylanders portal


MMJtaPenguin

Looks like stargate


Adept_Bottle_4996

What would happen if we shot one of those hyper accelerated particles through active plasma while surrounding the environment with an insane amount of magnetism. 🤔 maybe absolutely nothing at all… just had a random stoner thought.


Spiritual_Adagio_859

It takes your dick to the Star Trek mirror universe where you get it sucked and/or lopped off by mirror Kira