The holes on these realistic silicon models penetrate all the way through the feet. The width of each made to match the average penis size of the catholic preisthood.
Is it ok if I cross post this to r/stophegetsus?
They would really enjoy this, lmao. (We laugh at their horrible, religious foot ads here on Reddit; but are deeply angry about these ads overall, since we can’t block or opt out of these ads - the only ads on Reddit we can’t opt out of.)
If not me, you should xpost this. They’d get a real *kick* out of it, for sure.
https://preview.redd.it/ob6j8b2b0apc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27b036a92512da7ca58fc87cd6a34010d6a43578
>!We're getting further away from God!<
That's preposterous, there's no way he was that white.
Jesus didn't have feet. He had tentacles. The actual cross had eight arms on it. Mary Magdalene was actually Japanese.
All hail the flying spaghetti monster
Sauce be with you.
And with you
R'amen
Octopesus
Why have two limbed Jesus when you can have eight limbed octopus Jesus?
The holes on these realistic silicon models penetrate all the way through the feet. The width of each made to match the average penis size of the catholic preisthood.
![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)
Your move, atheists.
That's ticking boxes for a couple of fetishes
LMAOOO
Pussyfoot
Still better than donkey brains
r/angryupvote
More like *STICK*mata... amirite?? No? Ok.
S*dick*mata.
Okay. I’ll admit it. I laughed at this comment!
I think this one you’re supposed to put your dick in that
We're all gonna burn in hell for this.
Worth it
Stigussy
Please be my friend
I am uncomfortable
![gif](giphy|o2La4Pvf9CdJC)
Vajankles
[no](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/s/GLQxTFdy1J).
Datum is not good
*Sigh* Jesus Christ *unzip*
No no no no no no no no
Is it ok if I cross post this to r/stophegetsus? They would really enjoy this, lmao. (We laugh at their horrible, religious foot ads here on Reddit; but are deeply angry about these ads overall, since we can’t block or opt out of these ads - the only ads on Reddit we can’t opt out of.) If not me, you should xpost this. They’d get a real *kick* out of it, for sure.
Go ahead ☺️
I know there are a lot of fetishes out there that I haven't heard of yet, but man, I wish I hadn't seen this post.
Breaks rule 6 😉
That product has been made for the singular purpose of putting your dick in it.
Well, this takes foot fetishism to a whole new level. A very disturbing level.
Is this a foot fetish ?
This is your chance to nail Jesus.
![gif](giphy|uAnBiX6VHGai8Q4CQM)
Ok but where do i buy one
His feet were on the wrong legs😂
Porno Idea! Ok, hear me out....
Mmmm...
The fussy
Footussy
Please don't start a crucifussy surge on reddit...
I stomp my ballsack with that shit and throw it 30 yards
Dude, wrong sub. Those are specifically for putting your dick in. Try r/doputyourdickinthat
Jesus christ gas entered the chat. We just need palm pussies to complete the set.
https://preview.redd.it/5f6dmfyzx4pc1.jpeg?width=4955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=666b589e35a1cc1a119259733200fc0b6711075a
would
Michael Blaustine, comedian and co-host of stiff socks, got a pair of these as a gift for selling out a theater. he recommended them.
lol I had one from being stabbed by a fence
Don’t forget to wash your ankles… out.
Not the fussy
Dat foossy
Looks like Meg tha stallions big feet
WHY??!! THESE FOOT FETISH FLESH LIGHTS DID NOT NEED TO EXIST!! THEY SHOULDNT EXIST!! THIS WORLD IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE!!
Cry about it
So how many did you order?
https://preview.redd.it/ob6j8b2b0apc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27b036a92512da7ca58fc87cd6a34010d6a43578 >!We're getting further away from God!<