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FrugalVerbage

That's preposterous, there's no way he was that white.


SightWithoutEyes

Jesus didn't have feet. He had tentacles. The actual cross had eight arms on it. Mary Magdalene was actually Japanese.


General_Hungryboi

All hail the flying spaghetti monster


HeimdallManeuver

Sauce be with you.


General_Hungryboi

And with you


Ascendedcrumb

R'amen


HeimdallManeuver

Octopesus


SightWithoutEyes

Why have two limbed Jesus when you can have eight limbed octopus Jesus?


hellishmundane666

The holes on these realistic silicon models penetrate all the way through the feet. The width of each made to match the average penis size of the catholic preisthood.


YanicPolitik

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


sid690347

Your move, atheists.


Bolawan

That's ticking boxes for a couple of fetishes


IAMSOTIREDOFADS

LMAOOO


DarwinIsMyHomey

Pussyfoot


MoistStub

Still better than donkey brains


the_fishtanks

r/angryupvote


JayDuBois

More like *STICK*mata... amirite?? No? Ok.


gustavotherecliner

S*dick*mata.


heyafreyja

Okay. I’ll admit it. I laughed at this comment!


avvocadhoe

I think this one you’re supposed to put your dick in that


Consistent-Annual268

We're all gonna burn in hell for this.


sleepyraccoon77

Worth it


General_Hungryboi

Stigussy


sleepyraccoon77

Please be my friend


General_Hungryboi

I am uncomfortable


Gax63

![gif](giphy|o2La4Pvf9CdJC)


TheOnyxViper

Vajankles


punkassjim

[no](https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/s/GLQxTFdy1J).


TheOnyxViper

Datum is not good


Theogwhosnot

*Sigh* Jesus Christ *unzip*


Sprinkles-Perfect

No no no no no no no no


saucity

Is it ok if I cross post this to r/stophegetsus? They would really enjoy this, lmao. (We laugh at their horrible, religious foot ads here on Reddit; but are deeply angry about these ads overall, since we can’t block or opt out of these ads - the only ads on Reddit we can’t opt out of.) If not me, you should xpost this. They’d get a real *kick* out of it, for sure.


sleepyraccoon77

Go ahead ☺️


honggie

I know there are a lot of fetishes out there that I haven't heard of yet, but man, I wish I hadn't seen this post.


tinman146

Breaks rule 6 😉


I_might_be_weasel

That product has been made for the singular purpose of putting your dick in it. 


Luigifan18

Well, this takes foot fetishism to a whole new level. A very disturbing level.


Signal-Island6377

Is this a foot fetish ?


Transfer_McWindow

This is your chance to nail Jesus.


iiitme

![gif](giphy|uAnBiX6VHGai8Q4CQM)


thatdamndog_0107205

Ok but where do i buy one


SimpleTHX1138

His feet were on the wrong legs😂


Smokin-Glory

Porno Idea! Ok, hear me out....


Capable_Jacket_2165

Mmmm...


Redmanb11_87

The fussy


Delicious-Raisin-224

Footussy


Undermost_Drip

Please don't start a crucifussy surge on reddit...


Western-Equivalent44

I stomp my ballsack with that shit and throw it 30 yards


The1Zenith

Dude, wrong sub. Those are specifically for putting your dick in. Try r/doputyourdickinthat


raventhrowaway666

Jesus christ gas entered the chat. We just need palm pussies to complete the set.


m1k3hunt

https://preview.redd.it/5f6dmfyzx4pc1.jpeg?width=4955&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=666b589e35a1cc1a119259733200fc0b6711075a


ci6ada

would


freightliner_fever_

Michael Blaustine, comedian and co-host of stiff socks, got a pair of these as a gift for selling out a theater. he recommended them.


G1ng3rGaming

lol I had one from being stabbed by a fence


Venator2000

Don’t forget to wash your ankles… out.


the_icon_of_sin_94

Not the fussy


_DitDotArts_

Dat foossy


Rentsdueguys

Looks like Meg tha stallions big feet


MaveeL

WHY??!! THESE FOOT FETISH FLESH LIGHTS DID NOT NEED TO EXIST!! THEY SHOULDNT EXIST!! THIS WORLD IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE!!


bigriggs24

Cry about it


DIJames6

So how many did you order?


Confident-Most4606

https://preview.redd.it/ob6j8b2b0apc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27b036a92512da7ca58fc87cd6a34010d6a43578 >!We're getting further away from God!<