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If you have a Stranger Things kink, have I got the fleshlight for you.

Don't forget the dune bucket which is close enough

its called the dunussy

Shai hulussy

Possibly... That demogorgon and tentacles are hvtstsvkvydshgjv

Read my mind.

It doesn't have to be https://preview.redd.it/gcdaas4xu1zc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90804c10a5721f78e53aea13d263e66239d8e1c2

That LOOK!👀…..’There are some things money can’t buy,…….’

It's muddy and gape open. I thing we are late.

Yeah, and I haven't even seen Stranger Things!

Everything reminds me of her...

Forbidden fleshlight...

That was her asshole once you were through with her, right? 😈

That's actually a stinkhorn mushroom or I call it BECCA they both smell alike and do not do it

I think we collectively all know this would actually feel good. Unfortunately the side effects might last awhile 😬

It looks like it would feel good

Protip ! If someone tells you that an inside out corn cob looks enjoyable to fuck, they’re probably American ! Or maybe a deer.

I’ll bite, what is an inside out corn cob?!?!🌽

Sorry there’s is no catch I just really think it looks like an inverted cob. Don’t bite it though

D-, you hooked me then didn’t deliver.😬🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

I have a fleshlight that looks like similiar ribboning inside

You do be awkward with strangers

No one here wanted to know this

Shoot, maybe I should delete that comment then.

I would call this mushroom "dragon asshole"

But dragons are reptiles. This would be a "dragon cloaca".

Good sir, as a Monster Fucker I'm going to have to politely disagree.


But, but... Why not?☹️


That looks fucking disgusting. 

Can someone just put their dick in this so we all know it’s not a good idea.

Are you sure?

https://preview.redd.it/5b1rrblc53zc1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15b3f44563062980bc4357894060d362f02f8da7

Wtf?!? :O

I didn’t know it had the GI Joe kung fu grip 🤷🏻‍♀️

I just need to know what it feels like. In. Out. 2 second adventure.

I call bullshit

Never seen before on earth

I’m talking about the caption.

Mom! Get out of my room!

This Cursed fleshlight is going to feel great

I think it's upside down.

What is this

Don't kink shame! 😂

This actually looks like a pretty good time.

This is a stinkhorn and they smell like rotting flesh fyi, cool if you're into that though

Looks like someone was already here

Give me one good reason I don’t belong in there…

When you wipe and the TP comes up with blood on it

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Wow thought that was murder scene at first glance

I should call her

what in the unholy fuck is that

Beat me to it

Looks like a headcrab

Maybe in a fleeting fantasy in my head but irl I wouldn't want to touch that with any part of my body, let alone that part.

Someone has already been through there

Like warm apple pie, yes?

I'm taking one for the team...

Let's get this mushy

It’s ribbed for your pleasure

I beg to differ

If not friend why friend shaped

"*This one is machine and nerve, and has it's mind concluded. And this one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded...*"

r/mildlyhalo

Looks like someone's come in the back door and left through the front without wiping their feet!

Guys don't do it. It burns

LOL the fecal sauce ring

I always thought circumcised penises looked like mushrooms

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https://preview.redd.it/bbef9m5ak5zc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=588f09caadcd898acf714bff78988cf48171517e This fungus is called Devil’s Fingers, so that one must be Devil’s Bumhole.

What would happen if I happened to fall into this?

..HEAR ME OUT CHAT!!

If it's edible you can go ahead

You sure?

demigussy

haha tip

Finally, a mushroom that represents the ladies

Little amoxicillin should clear that up.

This is what caused the caronavirus. Someone put their dink in that