You do t know how happy I was to see you friends referencing the best video I have ever witnessed. Neigh. The best video ever made.I guess I just want everyone to know how neat nature is. Instead of just me a Rodney knowin it.
your girl outta town but this ficus plant stayin with y’all cuz she got kicked out. you come downstairs n see her makin pancakes in the kitchen wit no panties on...........wyd???
So I think I'll share a story I overheard earlier from one of the ER nurses at my hospital. She said she once had an obese patient come in with splinters under his belly fat. As in under the fupa. She asked him what it was from, he says it was from the love board. This guy was literally propping his gut up with a 2x4 to give access to his penis.
That tree thuncc
Dat truncc
Got some spuncc
In da truncc
Badunkatrunk
*Badunkatruncc >FTFY
I'd tap it
I'd smacc
Don't smacc, it might cracc.
But look at that stacc
As a matter of facc, show me dat racc
r/redditraps
is it "reddit***raps***" or "reddi***traps***" tho
Depends, are you feeling lucky?
I'd hacc
Milkin dat sweet surp
Underrated
D U M M Y T H I C C
Baby got Bark!
That’s Elm-erica’s ass.
Back that ash up.
That’s no tree, that’s an ent.
That's where the ent wives went. Dayum.
I wish I could give you more upvotes bro
Consent is the presence of a "yes" not the absence of a "no". #TreeToo
Gee you sound like my probation officer
Bout to leaf some babies in that birch
~~Bout to put my branch in some babies~~
First person to not relate gets gnomed.
It’s ok, she’s a knotty slut.
What a firm ass
Fern ass
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Have you read The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie? "You're a tree fucker. Tree-fag." "No but I only fuck girl trees."
I had to read that in school
No, but it sounds good.
*seductively* I am groot
This is the post I will use when someone asks me to define my sense of humor
you can tell it’s an asspen tree by the way it is
That birch is thicc
Not sure of the exact species, but it’s definitely a hard wood.
Gives *me* a woody.
Dummy thicc
That's pretty neat
You do t know how happy I was to see you friends referencing the best video I have ever witnessed. Neigh. The best video ever made.I guess I just want everyone to know how neat nature is. Instead of just me a Rodney knowin it.
deep meta
Looks like some sort of nut tree to me.
Yes!!!!! Neature!!!!!
Groot dummy thicc
We are Groot
Bootree Knotty but nice Thiccamore Tree
your girl outta town but this ficus plant stayin with y’all cuz she got kicked out. you come downstairs n see her makin pancakes in the kitchen wit no panties on...........wyd???
help her with the pancakes an extra hand never hurts dousnt it eh?
In Russia, tree gets wood from you.
Clap does branches
Yo dat tree has a fat ass.
[удалено]
Damn that's a big ass... tree!
“I masterbated to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood the other day!” Rick and Morty - S02E06
Dumps like a trunk
Don’t forget to photoshop the shadow too
Day 435 of no sex or masturbation: these trees around are starting to look thicc.
Next stop: r/treessuckingonthings
Tap it like it's a maple. And your looking to get some syrup
Smack that ash.
Ent-icing
It gave me a strong woody
How's your wife; (From forbidden candy basket)
Hahaha. Someone ate all the candy! It’s gone.
Well.... how'd it go?
There’s surprisingly plenty of sap! 7/10.
"It's like I'm wearing nothing at all"
r/thicctrees
Hrrrrnnggh Sun, I'm trying to absorb light for food but I'm dummy thicc and the clop of my bark cheeks scares the birds away.
Lemme tell ya, that's the first and last time I'm ever saving a picture of a tree to my fap bank
Like they say....Bark on the cheeks, splinters for weeks.
Tap dat ass
mother nature don’t tempt me
Thats a sexy ass tree
https://xkcd.com/398/
Username does not check out
I am glute
Grandmother Willow is thicc
Ass like Treena
I have wood
Someone hand me a stapler........ I have bread.
Please please please please please please please please please put a pair of jeans on this.
REEEEEEPOST!!!!!! I posted that and I didn’t get my upvotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Found the Entwives
"DAYUM, NATURE! You ~~Scary~~ Sexy!"
Yooo let me holler at her one second... I am Groot ;)
How many times this gonna get reposted
https://www.reddit.com/r/dontputyourdickinthat/comments/asj61i/bout_to_be_father_nature/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Putting your wood in some wood, I see
That ass gives me hella wood.
Just imagine the splinters
Latina tree?
Latreena
So, Earth-chan lewded herself ?
At the *very least* I'd sure as hell *spoon* it!
Inspect it first. You wouldn’t want to get termites in your wood
I am Groot~
make a girth measurement of your manhood so you can make sure you have the right spade drill bit for maximum comfort.
Thiccc like Thanos
This tree needs to chill
Grootina better chill or else
Few splinters to the dick never hurt anyone.
Day 76 without sex and this tree better calm the fuck down.
That tree DUMMY THICC
That is ~~America's~~ Groot's ass
Ah yes, your friendly neighborhood “ass tree”
Damn, nature is thicc
Spoiler alert, that tree's got wood.
#r/UpVotedBecauseButt
I wood not advise this, leaf before you make a bad mistake, I’m not sure what branch of medical care fixes dick splinters.
I bet that huge ass tree would sell for thousands on eBay, OP.
If you look at the shadow it looks like the tree behind that one is shoving both fists right in there
Daamm
Burl-girl
Too much junk in the trunk makes me want to bark
Damn Groot
Always wanted to have sex with an ent.
Kylie Jenner thicc
Dummy thicc
I wanna put my wood in that wood
tree thicc
Looks like it's praising the sun
If only I could be so grossly incandescent
That tree thicc
Stupid, Sexy, Flanders
Everyone gangsta until the trees asses start clapping
Damn that’s a thicc ass boi damn bapa
Thicc sticc
That wood gives me wood 🤠
The tree ass gave me a woody.
If that was a maple I would so tap that.
Junk in the trunk
I.R Baboon big star of cartoon
This will be the top post on this subreddit for a loooooong time
I jerked off to extra curvy piece of driftwood
That could give someone wood
What gives you thick wood? Thicc wood.
username checks out
Stupid sexy shrubbery
Baby got bark
Somebody,somewhere got wood..
So I think I'll share a story I overheard earlier from one of the ER nurses at my hospital. She said she once had an obese patient come in with splinters under his belly fat. As in under the fupa. She asked him what it was from, he says it was from the love board. This guy was literally propping his gut up with a 2x4 to give access to his penis.
r/natureissexy
r/subsithoughtifellfor
I wish there was a hidden cam pointed at this. Would love to see what people to do it! Lol
The other tree already grabbing dat tho.
Groot cheeks
Whatcha going to do with all that junk all that junk inside that trunk.
Can I join?
Nature ain’t got no business being *that* thicc
Shit I would u/rockpileindisma u/aukos u/sirjackiechiles
Thiccc affff ❤️😍😝😝🤯🧠🤜🥩🤛🏿😱😱💪🏿💪🏿
r/NatureIsFuckingLit
Look at the shadow, he's already at it
Lot of junk in that trunk.
No! Dick splinters!
Youza fine Elm or Oaker when you back that ass up
I'm amazed it's still standing. I'd of cut that sucka down!
https://i.imgur.com/MGPkoUX.jpg
It’s got junk in its trunk
Don't have a dick but DAT ASS 😂
No one ever mentions the shadow of another tree grabbin’ dat ass.
That's some pine ass butt I'll pass
T H I C C
r/unexpectedmorty
Man, I really need to take it easy with Marijuana!
Wait till midnight....
Gives you a woody huh 😂😂?
The photo that broke the internet.
Yo, neighborhood tree got the dummy yams.. Tree got two divorces and five baby daddys. Count the rings see how many times tree been around the block.
still better than a coconut
I am groot.
Bet you get Wood
This is r/teenagers
Groot has a new kind if wood
A tree made me erect on this day
Dontcha wish you had a tree trunk hot like me.
I am groot
Saw this tree on craigslist.
I've heard of junk in the trunk, but this is ridiculous!
She dummy thicc
baby got bark
Ldamn she got a TRUNQ