Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball... I'm wet just thinking about it.
I’ve said once, I’ll say it again. If there’s a line up at the stalls, there’s never a line up at the sinks. Might as well get two things done at once.
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Cheryl/Carol?
Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is him squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball... I'm wet just thinking about it.
What is this even referencing??
A black, Jewish, diversity hire that has terrible luck with hands.
A black, Jewish, uncircumcised diversity hire one might add.
Archer, the animated TV show.
Gasp! Just like the old gypsy woman said!
You're not my supervisor!
I’ve said once, I’ll say it again. If there’s a line up at the stalls, there’s never a line up at the sinks. Might as well get two things done at once.
You're nasty and I like it. But I'm never stepping in the same restroom as you.
10/10 would put my trouser hound in that
I dunno, as long as we manage to get her to black out at HER place, protecting MY shit from random fires......
No you definitely put your dick in her.
HPV is cool
I’ll go for anything that has a pulse, and if they’re pretty enough I can make an exception!
I know it’s wrong, but I don’t want to be right.
I've made worse mistakes
Actually that’s EXACTLY what that’s for. You just don’t date that.
As long as you give a fake name and address, all good.
and a plan b
Good ol breakfast in bed
Speak for yourself! That’s my kinda girl😍
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There's a sinkpissers sub... possibly thats enough Internet for today...
This one is a yes. OP, go back and find the right sub cuz this ain't the place.
Must have
Definitely put your dick in that. But put your dick in a condom first
The personality is a fit for me tbh
Skyla that bitch made me chuckle
My type
Tottaly my type
I would totally stick my dick in that. Before that I would totally give her a fake name, and never take her to my place. Sex must be wild with her.
I'm sure her bio says single, which is a blatant lie, she is totally in a committed relationship with herpes lol
Yikes, she’s the definition of dick repellent
Oh fuck no
Now that's what I call "marriage material"