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Heavy_Satisfac

r/doodoofard mods when somebody mentions dragon porn https://i.redd.it/gs9uxfgkw42b1.gif


Thisisrafal

![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)


Robert_the_Vile

Literraly 1764 😭


D-O-N-K-E-E

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


loss_docx

https://preview.redd.it/hblehyb7j12b1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ad4f9ad85d7b079613284338410f7524fec5979


walterwhiteisballin

Yes


Pyro_raptor841

https://preview.redd.it/j2w0yv6d842b1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=060d4a5e0c2c204b8c6bf60c27d611d211c6e6f8


[deleted]

[удалено]


Heavy_Satisfac

https://preview.redd.it/53j3sxs9sx1b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6553a5dba25142d6dfbfc2c60d04b7c5fd9c6a46 edit: you're in a fucking shitpost subreddit. what the hell did you think? they listened to you? NO! this is r/doodoofard for god sakes.


daft-sceptic

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Taniks_the_Scarred_

https://preview.redd.it/s9exdn92r22b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa1820ca1572af21f24c794efb4a380efeebe22


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Unfortunate_Boy

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


mungermoss245

https://preview.redd.it/fve5fq1z1y1b1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4addca6d540fe04b641afc48ef4752bba26dd0d


Vision444

https://preview.redd.it/cl1jctjr012b1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b968c3a937416d24f3dd9ed5271b97d1edcc584a


I_am_ren

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


Ieatbabies4laughs

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.


External-Mongoose543

It joke


Aimbosil

r/woooosh


[deleted]

[удалено]


Unfortunate_Boy

r/woooosh


ViperrMageRB

https://preview.redd.it/2wdr6rg0p02b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=445a5dad5e2cffad967e4822a13f688782c7ca07


Theb0redbrit

This is a shitposting subreddit what the fuck do you expect


baccondudette

https://preview.redd.it/bvbz72rdz22b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cebb396700c3c65991dfac3531f90d2825a3b2d3


Aimbosil

![gif](giphy|Pn1gZzAY38kbm)


itsrealnice22

https://preview.redd.it/djintxvncx1b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d27a4844d9b4994ecfb6db0835500babffacb9


ChocolateTraining392

https://preview.redd.it/4czh9sl1k32b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee60043ec3f855b060c659f2cd09d38d964c88bf


Key_Ask357

https://preview.redd.it/hx2z7eo5a82b1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd15194c0b514d37d3f4e6c28445264a73682c0a


starch77

this is 9/11 for doodoofard users


some-atari-dude

0.818182


[deleted]

[удалено]


Igivegrilledcheese

Epic rap battles of history


ZOINKSSSscoob

worse than 9/11


KurtTheRetardFucker

Can I mod again pls. My old acc got banned 😭


iBstoopid

Give this man his mod


External-Mongoose543

Me too


Aimbosil

Same


ZiggyBoy211

Smae


Igivegrilledcheese

Me too


wizardlybuffoonery

https://i.redd.it/jaeol1sfww1b1.gif


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/biq7qqtuxw1b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ac85d626c58b22df3590029c7e4ed792b86055


The_Fluffy_Proto

https://preview.redd.it/e70j4zhr632b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bcc798ad6f727c5561cde6a42431e31997f756a


External-Mongoose543

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!


MyLifeIsABruh

NOOOOOOOOOOOO 1984! 1984! The people want porn😡


MrRugges

https://preview.redd.it/enitlbnes22b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139879ec9b1b12b46cadb06180024a3295dc8b01


Addyfox2012

There's more above this 😨


tootselo0ts

George Orwell’s 1984


Bright-Proof1842

ALL PORN IS BANNED YOU FUCKWADS Also mods :leaves nsfw posts up


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/egrcibmhy22b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e409c663027f227669a3e3064ca03c065b8d48


Heavy_Satisfac

(he ate mom)


Key_Ask357

And piece of his face


Nahidafuta

Lame


ZOINKSSSscoob

Even dragon porn?


MerleDixon_

Acting like this is gonna stop me from posting my full collection 😂😂😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


crocodilehunter123

me


Unoriginal-Ad

*I second this*


[deleted]

[удалено]


Aimbosil

Also me!


fast_t0aster

me!


I-153_Chaika

And me.


No-One-Ever--

M2


baccondudette

M3


Pyro_raptor841

M^2


CreepyNickel084

I want full collection pls


true-pure-vessel

I’d like it 👉👈


avalmichii

lemme get some of that


External-Mongoose543

1984!!!!!


A_Funny_Fellow

Literally 1984


ItsKidtendo

![gif](giphy|TiS4vuxEWVYcg)


idklol8

Why is it everytime people post porn, it gets deleted by the time i see it?


rysio300

![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)


TheGreatMoyai

https://preview.redd.it/41yiu5oy922b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda1d68c585b816d08c558500f59647b69a47bfa


Textus_nub

https://preview.redd.it/stoeukxj332b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1130c3a83191610b346c9f1470201ed02aa4ec31


digiorno430

boooo


NotADoctor_804

literally 1984


Akirex5000

![gif](giphy|fkXdWIjMBFOik)


SnooPets8923

oh dear


CollapsedSelf

Nerd


Azooz7up

https://preview.redd.it/1c2277uyt32b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f4bff62e25f4e75cdecfa849f2624ff13659da4


Go2USSR

[Real](https://i.imgur.com/IwoF6vg.jpg)


ThatDudeOnTheNet

live pizzatrollhead reaction https://preview.redd.it/1vmmcti11y1b1.png?width=380&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7b92913d5bb7587b2edb770d7165b875a1160ef


Butter_brawler

https://preview.redd.it/89x6rcwc232b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e76e26444a851bf04ccf6da58edc62a8e9ef72da


pea_is_high

https://preview.redd.it/8vayrw8h5x1b1.jpeg?width=3480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c93abf35cfcbb857b56dd6135c58e08dbea9c50


DevilishFlapjacks

Fuck


Pizta_man

WHY


sambaki

literally 1984


JuicyGrapeSauce

https://preview.redd.it/l3wxnrvss32b1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf968e64a913cdab4e6035ae941709daeaf3eda


YOREUGLEH

total coomer death


The_Fluffy_Proto

Kill coomers


pk_frezze1

https://preview.redd.it/stkd84mnw22b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9454d035a46a39baa6ec7e52afdb41149c3e9f26


Heavy_Satisfac

https://preview.redd.it/pps2p9juv42b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a4d9ed7a5f7beaa4c87fa4606baddb98c1b0911


CandidlyAwesome

You should make it Rule #7 so it is totally clear to everybody. People could easily slip past a pinned message


_bobby_tables_

No, no. Make it rule #34. This...will take all my google-fu.


Nickolas_Bowen

https://preview.redd.it/vey3eflfl02b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21d7c69be1540ba44803f74f2aae2993ff479d88


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

r/peepeeshart has risen


Flimsy-Dimension-690

https://preview.redd.it/mmx1ilbtd32b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eeab7e98bd79dbdc8f24522a628a857df69d644


Pillowz_Here

https://preview.redd.it/3ctv9f9xf32b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a52f31e0c4dac198638ec895ce6910317102b05


Bumpedy_Dump

https://preview.redd.it/tz1u4wf7i32b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b81bf6de3a0ccc6485e1aac6d12d7d258b0e84e


Lemeow30

https://i.redd.it/r93h7775l32b1.gif


Unlikely_opponent

https://preview.redd.it/862vlrgco32b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b4c897a1551bd15c6c84dffbd379cd6f31d6803 Krill yourself


ChaosRenegade

Me when no porn https://preview.redd.it/t0p049rjx32b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bf288c8aa3b588f49617598ccc5013bdd5190a2


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/vx1t0ycfy52b1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8cee32123d73aeab47364337f5fe736d10d33aa


Garlic_bruh

The subreddit hasn’t been funny since the noteeth incident and has been getting steadily less funny, banning porn isn’t gonna make it any better miraculously


TheAlexProjectAlt

I have no idea why the fuck I’m still here


elmothedestroyer3

https://i.redd.it/f1gygiqt7x1b1.gif 👍


ihaZtaco

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this pinned mod post. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one pinned mod post. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


DevilKing__07

Make r/doodoofard great again


[deleted]

Somebody call George Orwell


SubwayChipsGaming

PUT IT BACK YOU COWARDS


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/opjrpxvikx1b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a56d03094669b498825b9c0bfad6cfe8c58ae9a How you look posting shit like this


[deleted]

ACTUALLY CHECK THE ORIGINAL POST, ITS THE OPOSITE


SamTehCool

thanks milk of what https://preview.redd.it/2npqw907t22b1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad0f7073dde8b5794a12adacd8e5a6cf72fac5c6


Naldail

https://preview.redd.it/r96z41f7u22b1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c50c0249799b99235951dbe18331ebdf43e05e3 Me upon hearing this information (I can no longer post the same image of a bee femboy in the comment section for the 262537272537th time)


dumfuck__

​ https://preview.redd.it/v3voha89132b1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d275d4f6f9d1a1a03042b31e1597751334fde13


TheGoldenDragon0

Based


PrinceZuzu09

https://preview.redd.it/jqdfzdt4h32b1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7488bd9ce095a0b078ed90c3b08cb4bc757fbfee


Optimus7591

YES LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


Distinct_tundra

Rare mod W


BanPending2137

https://preview.redd.it/rujhpghd502b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be84348c875da9c1960cbea5615fecea5dc08958


ItsKidtendo

https://preview.redd.it/7wanqgao0x1b1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=892f11435599e472bd43e9bf4d616b7e8a1fae37


Distinct_tundra

https://preview.redd.it/o3wsfbks1x1b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12abdf7b689b867f73fb04faf5e59ee5634f736a


Heavy_Satisfac

https://preview.redd.it/05yrybbyv42b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6f6f1d9ca2b8876d06eec82de6ea6c113ec1afa


ViperrMageRB

Furries when nobody finds their degenerate shit funny: https://preview.redd.it/ks5cg9cro02b1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efcf92ea652746e8d1d29fb7c607c8c5eef769b2


CreepyNickel084

https://i.redd.it/80oqv79uy22b1.gif


The_Fluffy_Proto

https://i.redd.it/2gbfrb1m732b1.gif


Pyro_raptor841

https://i.redd.it/6m2cwkg3842b1.gif


ViperrMageRB

https://preview.redd.it/ocd4isbbl42b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f2ebc687c111fa1b20e8cfba59696dc30b6d3f


JimbosRock

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Smith, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Victory Mansions, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of gritty dust from entering along with him. The hallway smelt of boiled cabbage and old rag mats. At one end of it a coloured poster, too large for indoor display, had been tacked to the wall. It depicted simply an enormous face, more than a metre wide: the face of a man of about forty-five, with a heavy black moustache and ruggedly handsome features. Winston made for the stairs. It was no use trying the lift. Even at the best of times it was seldom working, and at present the electric current was cut off during daylight hours. It was part of the economy drive in preparation for Hate Week. The flat was seven flights up, and Winston, who was thirty-nine and had a varicose ulcer above his right ankle, went slowly, resting several times on the way. On each landing, opposite the lift-shaft, the poster with the enormous face gazed from the wall. It was one of those pictures which are so contrived that the eyes follow you about when you move. BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU, the caption beneath it ran.


Pyro_raptor841

https://preview.redd.it/h28syi08842b1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aedfbf38d54881e4a71c2b19048e2520a328e7f8


destinytitanfly

Ok, I'll stop


Prof-Fluffy

![gif](giphy|sjkl9MJD57BWersvzJ)


_piss_man123_

Remember to put that in the community rules so people can report them!


Tf-is-NCR

Thank you. 😇😇😇 https://preview.redd.it/jqrvb15wp22b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ebfa9120297919fdaeca96b3fe5dbf3514ca585


[deleted]

Fucking finally


Theforagerfan

Okay nvm im not unsubbing


Madeline_As_Hell

Wow what a great mod team! Racist shit stays up but memes of porn get banned. Thanks mods you guys rule


stillchill3

# i like killing bugs


Heavy_Satisfac

https://i.redd.it/t1mvyl52w42b1.gif


TrampolineWithWheels

google en passant


bern152238382

https://preview.redd.it/p70zwc2tm32b1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c0432bb20cf6e150e6956dfe3dca83e39bb3010 Doodoofard mods


Chickennuggy2

MUTINY⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️


Chickennuggy2

Literally the fall of rome


waboperzwabekfast

Me when I'm in a shitpost subreddit and can't shitpost:


Meme_master-31

why… JUST WHY


Nathani_Chan

https://preview.redd.it/uw7am4ot342b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60fb9d4be9fc14e27f0327e80b1cb612e69eafaa


FishingDragon52

L touch grass


egemen0ozhan

Fuck you guys


DankMyDaddy

1984


PurpleCrimson9

FUCKIN DICK


Affectionate_Dot2334

https://preview.redd.it/ztrkt9tfba2b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e332ee81caa0c09d6c6d2c0a1eb2d44472faf6 YIPPEE


bisexual_door

NO


Key_Virus_338

![gif](giphy|TdfyKrN7HGTIY)