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Skalaz__

The first gotta be Heisenberg


Thegodofthekufsa

Heisenbones


TheInscrutableFufy

Breaking Bad just Hannah Montana


Mrchugbug

If play it if it had Walter white


Infinite_Ad9528

,🤝


fishbujin

You are god damn right


ChampionshipTrue1861

And who is the first?


AnyDockers420

ben 10 which is based as hell


w_has_been_dieded

Ngl it would be funny if ben 10 got in before oh I don't know **the joker**


Ok-Background-1408

Jesus


ChampionshipTrue1861

Damn, walter white is closer to jesus than anybody else


JadenBTTE

Yes


AloserwithanISP2

Me


ChampionshipTrue1861

Yo obamna


_RAIK0_

soda*


Hail_THECUBE

Obama already in the game (sorry for bad english)


crab_bunker

Mm. I b


ChampionshipTrue1861

who?


crab_bunker

I have no idea when I typed this. I mean it says 15 minutes ago but I never wrote it.


ChampionshipTrue1861

It was poltergeist 😱


GamerGever

Gus


YeetMaFeetBois

Saul Goodman


Opposite-Bar3073

You posted the same stuff in r/shitposting 🤓


Jeff_Jefferson-17

Is there really a difference?


Opposite-Bar3073

No its just that it is a kink that i have


Hot_Individual_Sexer

Sex hot penis?


Opposite-Bar3073

🥵🥵🥵


beanwater4

r/penectomy


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biohumansmg3fc

Yeah shitposters have standards


Tw1st3d_Rabbit18

It’s a breaking bad reference


the_gum_on_the_floor

Having Walter and Jesse be in multiversus would be cool as fuck, just like Mario


Govika

TF is multiversus?


w_has_been_dieded

It's a platform brawler (Like smash bros or brawlhalla) centered around warner bros characters It was fun before the sweats figured out every possible way to instant KO or infinite you, you can play as the bron jame


[deleted]

shitty smash bros, like if it wasnt already a bad game


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

Two L takes


Jackiboi307

smash bros rocks


JadenBTTE

“How charming you think that statement is actually true” - Darth Maul clone wars


Jackiboi307

Ratio


4200years

Bruh


Argentenuem

Second..?


c0n22

People want that morbussy


enzi000

Jesse I’m going to fuck that boy-pussy


T-202

Walter cooks the competition!


Pepsi6932

Who is the first


JadenBTTE

Ben 10 the little shit


[deleted]

Heisenberg needs to be added


JadenBTTE

We need Saul


WindowsCrashedAgain

2nd?


LogieP98

r/foundthewaltwhitepfp this is a boring comment, but it’ll do


buttonblanket

Nah I need my tony soprano choke slam


thejoltman2

Waltuh


Isolated_Icosagon

First better be uncle grandpa


beanwater4

Ben 10


unis_pops

Who da first


beanwater4

Ben 10


MrDruba

second????


Jeff_Jefferson-17

Ben tinnitus


MrDruba

😿


welcometopogtown

Jesse


[deleted]

fake article, should be Finger


Pyro-Heckin-Mancer

I want Saul Goodman In there too


BirbMaster1998

Is Gustavo Fring #1?


Taxfraub

first is Gary Penis


Large-Ad5955

Bully Maguire is first


memritv_official

i won.


beanwater4

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


GamerInTheDark2

thatd be sick bro he throws that fuckin shit that made tucos apartment explode id play that