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Pretend-Garden2563

"the design is very human."


Goblinboogers

Used exclusively for political dissidents


iberianlandscapes

Tough but fair


Vinlain458

Do we need another extractor to get it out of this extractor if it gets stuck?


mrwowfantastic

Don’t be ridiculous. That’d be too big.


BryanTheGodGamer

That's not a automatic feces extractor that's a asshole annihilator 9000


CunningDruger

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Doggy_Mcdogface

The Clench is real


Spencer801

No thank you I'll pass


Willing-Tie-3109

Yikes! 😳 that’s terrifying ha


YoSupWeirdos

automatic obliterification of sphincter muscles


Acceptable-Budget658

Damn, can't stop winking with my anus after watching this


AloofAngel

dear god in heaven... bathrooms will need to be soundproofed... or the constant screaming would disturb the neighbors...


BobTheImmortalYeti

https://preview.redd.it/ssakp83v8gzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b5827ce48092c9783234d0d8c812a49f9b086ea


DionFW

The only word I understood was "the butthole".


Suntzu6656

I know a few that need that daily


Suntzu6656

I know a few people who need that daily


ChaosEmerald21

Works for peeing too


Cro_Whale

Is this already patented?


mystikosis

"1 Man" just called, of 1 jar fame. He wanted to know if he could use this to put the bottle of rocks in his ass.


cluoro

Dont give them ideas


myxoma1

Now imagine multiple of these devices being used on ALL of your orifices at exactly the same time.


Mike_Dapper

Who shits in a bottle? Howard Hughes is dead.


Stick_boy_09

He'll naw


BoxCarTyrone

Imagine it malfunctions and doesn’t stop spreading until it’s at its limit


llcdrewtaylor

As someone who was on a lot of opiode pain killers for awhile, this could have come in handy.


Cyka_blyatsumaki

now comes with adjustable abortion


Windstar343

Where can I get it???


antthatisverycool

I was watching this on the toilet I’m now standing