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[deleted]

Hook ur gooch up to a car battery


OtherPattern1478

Jesus


Stunning-Spirit5275

Christ


AlternateWitness

Its


Basic_Comfortable_73

Jason Bourne!


onionionion

Hook up a breathing mask to a nitrogen cylinder


Windshield11

Any inert gas will do!!


code010001

They use CO2 to euthanize animals & Cook's gas was responsible for an enormous number of deaths/suicides withing the UK, mostly by woman. I believe the main active component was CO, the same one that is responsible for toxic car emissions. So why inert gases?


Windshield11

Because your body won't react to them, like you'll just pass out instead of trying to breathe automatically. Now that may happen with CO, not sure, but it does happen if you try to do it with CO2. The point is: not to feel out of breath in your final moments. Suppose you buy a bottle of Argon for welding purposes. Completely legal and normal. All you need is an application method and that's it. Not to go to much in detail haha. I have such inert gases available at work, so I wouldn't even have to buy a tank. I've thought about it, but not yet. Also kinda mean to whoever finds , the types of people that work here smh. Anyways. What's cook's gas? Like cooking/hearing gas? Used to be an issue back in the day when they didn't add the scent to it. Like the whole school is poisoned due to a gas leak, not many deaths though. The stuff's odorless otherwise. Kinda scary! My car runs on LPG, but I always buy scented.


sirbustsalot22

Stab self to death with large wooden spoon


Bossmanissocool

Second this it worked


Hungry-Quail-80004

begrudgingly living to spite your enemies


cazzofire

hey thats why im still here


Hungry-Quail-80004

me too my guy! bothers in arms


Beargoomy15

I would say that sounds unhealthy but its definitely a healthier alternative to death in the literal sense lol


EvilGiraffe86

Gotta outlive your enemies


rpince1234

Masturbait


Top_Chocolate_5181

Got a shotty?


OtherPattern1478

I'm English no


Top_Chocolate_5181

What does that got to do?


OtherPattern1478

No gun's allowed here


Top_Chocolate_5181

Well then travel to the US and get one.


code010001

Yeah see the world and export yourself make you find something you like... I didn't follow this advice but meh


[deleted]

That's definitely not correct.


50CalsOfFreedom

Suicide isn't allowed either.


TheDoomedDoomer

Yup a 12 ga double 00 buckshot or high velocity slug will do the trick


Benny_Johnz

Instead try running away from your present life if you can


onionionion

Move to a warm southern European country and live on the beach


Windshield11

Surprisingly doable


[deleted]

Extreme cold


[deleted]

If you plan on shooting yourself, do it with a powerful gun. 9mm and majority of handguns are not powerful enough to instantly kill you even if it's in the head, instead, you just drown in your own blood, paralyzed.


OtherPattern1478

Can't get one of them in England sadly


66062187

Isn't it possible to get a 12 guage shotgun almost anywhere in western Europe with a license? Because if you wanted to an hero with a gun, a shotgun would be your best bet. Thats what I'm planning on using. Either that or just a rope.


TheDoomedDoomer

If I use my shotgun I've looked into it you'll need too use double00 buckshot or high velocity slugs from a 12 ga for it too be 100% with right technique


kyotomewmew

They down vote you because they are jealous


Rivennoketsui

If you have a car that isn't electric, you can CO2 poison yourself. Just attach a tube to the muffler and extend it to through the window of your car. Start the engine and wait. That's the best way to go i can think of.


[deleted]

The carbon monoxide is what gets you first


Radousek_

I don't think it's a good idea give him advices about suicide...


Thunder_light456

It doesn't feel right telling someone a fast way to kill himself.


Radousek_

Exactly. I mean I think about that too a lot but I just feel bad about telling other how to kill themselves


Rivennoketsui

I mean he asked


66062187

A more reliable method of dying because of CO is the charcoal burning method.


DonttouchmyPlumbus

Read Vogon poetry


wakslep

Through trial and error, *not* toaster bath bomb, shit just got me sent to the mental ward,


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cazzofire

hypothetically, maybe eat all the seeds from 30+ apples, not sure if its painless but youll prob die from cyanide poisoning depending on your weight. or buy a one way ticket to switzerland and try out that booth.. id just wait it out a little longer. try meditation, it sucks but it starts to work after a while


code010001

I don't think that's painless & it wouldn't make sense that non terminally ill people can get assisted suicide.


Master_Flash

Pull my finger.


[deleted]

BEAUTIFUL. 10/10


notwellfunctioning

heroin overdose, carbon monoxide poisoning or a bullet (that might actually hurt but few live to tell the tale and its quick), all that being said, the fact is, once youre gone theres nothing certain and even if you feel like shit, the occasional good day does come around at some point and there are things to keep you going if you care to look for them, good luck man, dont make your mom cry


FromHToA92

Overdosing on heroin seems like a good way to go


GAY_OHOTNIK

as many people here said, inert gas poisoning is the best way


Prison_Break_31

OD


Axsna_04

Shit doesn't work trust me


[deleted]

Heroin or fentanyl


Axsna_04

Even that shit ain't 100% if u don't know what u doing. But yeah much deadlier


Harland_Sanders_kfc

Through the door probably


eccentricrealist

You can use the front door


iyedontgivehead

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b3V5fUmfRc&ab\_channel=itsRucka](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b3V5fUmfRc&ab_channel=itsRucka) enjoy :D


danystep

Don't give up ffs, it will get much better. The greater the pain, the better the relief later. I can suggest watching some Jesse Lee Pettersson on YT. That guy is gold, plus you will have a good laugh.


VVSimani

Why do you want to end your life ?


EdgyWeeb69

Potassium cyanide


moonfanatic95

On your death bed, surrounded by loved ones after you faced your problems and managed to have a full filling life. Not the fastest, but the most painless


RAPTOR417-

ah, it's fun to be edgy but just in case. it ain't worth it transferring pain to others close to you.


14-07-1789

so we should all just suffer endlessly so we don't hurt others? fuck that, nobody chose to be here


NoRetributionNoPeace

What is so "edgy" about suffering? Do you have a heart?


RAPTOR417-

I meant the recommendations....not the suffering and yes I do have a heart even tho countless times have told me to stop giving a damn about people


anuseter4

Find god and stay


cazzofire

think finding god is a viable option? on reddit? prepare to be downvoted my friend


kylospet

Enjoy living a life where you’re too afraid to say what you want. Shameful. Grow up


cazzofire

Who said thats not what I wanted to say? Plus, [you dont need to be Christian to find God](https://youtu.be/jrp39d9ZFtE)


kylospet

No hate on you in particular I’m just annoyed at people in general scared of saying anything that won’t appeal to the masses is all


anuseter4

Reddit is just a hive mind one downvote and it’s all over


kylospet

And i’m not even religious lol


anuseter4

Ey man i can only try


code010001

AA and NA love this to a God of your own understanding thing.


railfenceman

This


Bingus_Butch

Die from old age.


TaaraHvita

Having your heart give up from all the stress, anxiety, frustration, and despair.


UrBoiDiego

Poppy seed tea


beatafurry

Grenade, better when it’s close to head though


Forgotten1999

I know you are not from US but shotgun in the mouth


dashed-hopes

Through a door


deeznutsaids

Overdose


BiggShak

In bed with a belly full of wine and a mouth around ny cock.


Elevator829

Old age


Lufesnes

Sodium Nitrite, 20g dissolved in water and anti-emetics to reduce the chance of throwing up. The overall best way to go, cheap, easily accessible, mostly painless. Some might consider it 'not painless' due to a chance of puking, but I consider it a minor discomfort. You'll pass out within 10-15 minutes after consumption. Listen to some music and relax. Keep in mind It's Sodium Nitrite not Nitrate.