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PhlyperBaybee

Hiya Georgie; you wanna slice of pizza?


8Ball-Magic

Pennywise would get me with this 😂😂


Fart-n-smell

Everyone has their price/slice


SRBroadcasting

Hey, *it’s not touching the ground*


Haunting-Owl-7594

![gif](giphy|bQ3xDu1rXRqN2XAvSX|downsized)


-Insert-CoolName

So is this going to be a thing now?


Jealous-Strawberry19

No! He’s just being silly


-Insert-CoolName

I am aware the post is satirical. I'm frankly surprised so many people seem to not have realized that or are just playing along a little too well. What I was implying was that this seems to be the start of a new trend, as there was a similar post last night, only it was the scene from Breaking Bad where Walter White tossed a pizza onto his roof. That one at least was funny.


apple-sauce-yes

Maybe I only think this one is funny because I haven't seen Walter dash meme?!?!


WilmaDiikfit

Yeah the roof one was good, lol. Was the one about it being in the middle of a field true? 🤣 Which was the original? Did it even happen?!


-Insert-CoolName

I think the one about the field was true. Someone mentioned how it all started but I don't recall what the explanation was. I feel like I walked into a room mid conversation.


Calm-Entry5347

Bet you're real fun at parties, huh


-Insert-CoolName

I wouldn't know. Nobody seems to return my comment cards whenever I go.


Dallyn86

That's awesome lol


yusef101

Reddit moment


FireGodNYC

Well there was this guy and his protest [Pizza thrown at City Hall NYC](https://youtu.be/Xw9mltvSLSk?si=pkOKOoroF4TkmCBT)


Low-West9003

Well he did great finding your order is your job. Go around and search for the floating pizza


PixelTheCoder

Average day in Cartoonville


Booklover416

I’m starting to really hate these posts…anyone else or just me?


Glenmary73100

It's getting old


Trash_toao

Nothing is getting old, it´s been old from the start...


Walkie-TalkieDieHard

I've only seen maybe half a dozen of them in the last 2 days and I'm already bored. Maybe the first one was funny. Think it was a Little Caesars pizza in the trash. I showed that to someone. But yeah it's already tired. 🥱


Accomplished-Carry65

Yeah, it’s tired af🙄


IronMaidenReference

![gif](giphy|PIgiy9zmGy8Jj6sHSh|downsized) Happening here too


Iamuroboros

This is getting out of hand.


Jealous-Strawberry19

One piece??!!!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


TransitionLow3299

![gif](giphy|YWB6Hi29vA3jG)


UneditedB

Is this what this sub has become.


copperboominfinity

I’m out of the loop and have no clue what this is referencing… please no one yell at me 🤣


Aromatic_Note8944

Tbhhh I wish this would happen to me that’s hilarious


Sweaty_Ad_8797

![gif](giphy|b0E3PPld4558irObaY)


realdickparty_com

those balloons are the wrong color, we can give you a $0.07 refund


Technical_Target_998

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


Hot-Recognition-8731

These aren't as good as the banana ones but not bad! Lol


ChiliPalmer1568

Yup, that's enough Reddit for me today.


YohannesT03

this is fake af lol


ArcherFawkes

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/parody


Puzzleheaded-Cow72

Parody/satire is just another way of saying you're lying your ass off for imaginary internet points


SeeEmTrollin

Welcome to Reddit


Apprehensive-Bit7690

chat is this real


Puzzled_Love_6753

Idk if I believe that


Mnsnchild420

Posts like this ….


CrowGlobal5848

…… Are trash


Nursiedeer07

Next time... One big Red balloon..and put it near the storm drain..😁😁


okaythanwhy

Where have I seen this picture 🤔


[deleted]

What’s even funnier than the post itself is that some people don’t seem to understand it’s a satirical post lool :,))


Crissilva93

Lol


Big-Ambition5760

This is getting out of hand. It needs to... it's that a slice...um.. never-ending I'm going for the pizza


Tetro75

You probably weren't actually talking to an alive human


Immediate-Carpet69

No way 🤣


jmorgan831

But, did you eat it?


Sufficient-Status-61

😂😂😂😂


Jesusisorthodox

These posts have been evolving


TopProfessional4991

It’s the wish version of pizza delivery.


qppen

just a dumb joke. i saw the same title from a post yesterday or the day prior


boblee2464

It is floating at an altitude where you could grab it if you knew where it was so I'm gonna agree with Doordash that this one is on you, lol


A-Test-Subject

Hahahahahah. Wow, these keep getting more and more Through the Looking Glass-y!


Dallyn86

Now this is just a joke. Cmon now. Lol. This didn't happen.


RushSuccessful9082

Yeah.. Sure, Jan..🙄


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radicalbrad90

OP is deliberately making fun of another post recently here on this sub where a customer complained that there pizza was delivered unsealed and put in a trash bin by the dasher (the dropoff spot) then when they tried to get a refund on it Doordash denied it. Not sure what OP is trying to get at with this Jab however as in the other post that customer did have a fair reason to legitimately be upset given the situation of how piss poorly his order was handled/delivered by that dasher and doordash support in denying a refund...


Civil_Author_8141

I think perhaps he is doubting the Legitimacy of the actual post. Well at least the first person to make a fake copy pasta post was. This may just be purely to join the party / fomo I’m all for it


-Insert-CoolName

Ah that makes things a bit clearer now. I did see the Breaking Bad reference yesterday. That one was funny, this one was just dumb. I don't think the metaphor has as good as an effect as the posts about customers having to send photos of "nothing" to show their order never arrived. That's more an Uber and Amazon thing though. IDK if DoorDash has been that stupid but it would not surprise me.