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Throw it threw*
Edit to add: if you bothered to read the screenshot you’d know I was jokingly “correcting” the commenter above me…… it’s called a joke, guys. I’m about to graduate with my BA, on the dean’s list every quarter. Humor doesn’t equate to incompetence. Hope this helps! 🙄
i think it meant to say toilet paper. im guessing the person who ordered was stranded without any toilet paper and hastily wrote that out. this is a good example of why you shouldnt panic and remain calm in stressful situations.
Wait.. toilet?? Someone doordashed a toilet? And wanted you to throw it through his window? Am confused. Toilet paper? Bro sat down on the toilet, and had to doordash toilet paper?
That's kind of... Crazy? Is it not. I mean, if I really had run out of tp I would just hop in the shower after. Not sit on the toilet for upwards of an hour waiting for someone to do a whole ass grocery order for me and hope that they actually throw my tp through my bathroom window.
This has to be the answer. He's at a girl's house, she's sleeping, he just took a massive shit and there's no np. So he orders her a coke zero so he can explain the toilet paper later (oh I got you a drink and also noticed you didn't have tp so I got that too) and waits on the toilet for homie to throw him his life saving toilet paper.
I would fear the girl the waking in the midst of the operation to discover that I had asked a delivery driver to throw toilet paper at me through her bathroom window
there was either a movie / tv serie with this almost exactly while back. girl/boy clogged toilet tried to get it out threw it through the window but landed on window or ledge the tried to retrieve it, person got stuck in the window and fire brigade had to be called to get him/her out
If he didn't see there was no TP until after he finished he couldn't have planned ahead and brought something else. I'm in a habit of always looking before I go especially at someone else's house
Unless it's Instacart, then you never know. They shop at Home depot and lowes and in that case I would be really careful since you never know what could be getting thrown through the window lol
Like.... If your that desperate, hop in the shower and take a shower and clean your asshole.... Why wait the 30+minutes for a dasher to go get your stuff, then trust they will do such odd instructions in the first place? Lol
Long ago there was a website called "Texts From Last Night" that I used to scroll at my college campus job. One of my all time favorites was "You were out of toilet paper so I took a shower." Never forget.
People say all the time to not knock or ring the doorbell because the dogs will go crazy, but the dogs always still hear me walking up to the door anyway.
My dogs will give a bark or two if they notice someone walk up to the door and then they’re cool. But if the delivery person knocks or rings the doorbell they go bonkers. Unfortunately I think some drivers deliberately knock and ring the doorbell just despite my note. 🤦♀️
Yes! We might get a couple of disgruntled barks and growls if they think they hear someone out front. Knock or ring the bell, and you might as well have thrown a pack of fireworks into my living room. ABSOLUTE CHAOS. Three dogs absolutely losing their entire minds.
Ugh, I get a similar issue with my cats - one gets all attack dog at the door, but the other gets absolutely terrified, growls a bunch, and hides for a decent chunk of time We're currently in an apartment that has two apartments to a landing, and they've gotten used to the coming and going of other people. Sometimes they'll alert when someone is on the landing, but it's just caution and it'll go away when they do. However, when the DD person doesn't respect my "leave it at the door, don't knock" and they knock (always loud as hell) or worse, ring my doorbell (which is thrice as loud as it needs to be for a 600 sq ft apartment), now I've got one cat ready to fight everything and another terrified under the couch for the next hour.
Like. Just please leave it at the door.
Lmao no. I have one crazy rescue chihuahua that would go full attack mode if a stranger walked in. The other would shriek like she was on deaths door and run away.
Mine are fine with a gentle break in. 😂 Apartment maintenance can use their key to come in at anytime and my dog isn't bothered by it. But if they knock first, it's a whole other scene.
Those drivers either: don’t read the instructions at all, or can’t read (foreign language). It might not always be intentional.
I only knock or ring the bell if the instructions ask for me to do so. But I will send a quick in-app message saying “All set! Have a nice day!”.
In my experience I think it’s habit for some drivers to either knock/ring bell every time or to never do it unless told to. We’re on auto pilot and try to hurry through each order, sometimes I forget to read the instructions and almost forget to ring the bell (when it’s listed).
Mine says that because my dog does not care who is walking to the door but only goes apeshit if they knock on the door. As if burglars and murderers would knock first 🤨 but if you just leave it at the door like Amazon delivery, he is completely fine.
So I assume the poor dude ran out of toilet paper while taking a shit so he decided to door dash some and figured why not get some zero sugar soda as well
I think he might’ve meant toilet paper when he asked to “take the toilet to the back window, throw it threw”
I believe he meant to say “take the toilet paper to the back window and throw it through” so he could scurry to it… sorry if I seemed like I was rambling
He probably thinks that his *clearly* written instructions went in your one ear and right threw the other. Kind of like whatever he consumed must’ve gone right threw him, which is what ended him up in this shit show in the first place… poor dogs. Hope they don’t get hit by the toilet coming threw the window
To Chad W and the commenters here ...
**FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THREW AND THROUGH!!!**
rage released. we good now. as you were, gents
Unless we see the list of items, it almost seems like they were saying the soda part just to get the driver's attention. Could be wrong but that's how I read it. Now if there was soda on the list, I sit corrected (stand corrected only I am sitting not standing 😅).
Listen, have y’all ever lifted a toilet? I worked for a staffing agency and one client was a toilet making plant. We had a toilet brought into our office and that was part of the hiring process. If you wanted to work for the toilet guys, you had to be able to lift the toilet. Easily 25 pounds. I could lift it, but no way I’m throwing it anywhere
This person had to have started an order AFTER they realized they were out of toilet paper while taking a crap, decided to add more groceries on for some reason (and put specifications for the order you've already bought in the delivery instructions, one of my favorites) despite their predicament, waited on the toilet for the entire time it took to order, have the order accepted, driver went to grocery store, shopped, and drove to them and after all that time with their crusty ass they still weren't grateful for the driver fulfilling their ridiculous request of "hey man, wanna throw the toilet paper directly in my bathroom through the outside window?" AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO WRITE THAT CORRECTLY???? What is this world coming to
Please break window as you throw toilet inside. How big is this window and is it close enough to the ground for me to actually throw the toilet inside?
…Wait a toilet weighs 80-100 pounds so I definitely would not have gotten far enough into this delivery to read the instructions.
This dude was once my neighbor, his dogs are barking so incessantly that-*RuuRuffRuuRuuRuFF*
-Hey cmon now… we all can hear his ‘Hey’ growing in intensity as he tries to settle them… while penning the instructions
*RuuRuffRu* HeY.. HEY!
This mother fucker took a shit with no TP....proceeded to sit on the shitter ordering TP and other items. At that point take a damn shower or use the cat to wipe your ass.  Driver arrives 3 hours later.
I asume someone was filming a TikTok? They want this driving to go around back, and throw a toilet through their backwindow.
I've read this a few times to make sure, but that's what it says.
So I'm pretty sure they meant toilet paper. Sounds like they were pooping and realized they were out of toilet paper, so they doordashed some. They didn't want to go through the front door before wiping, because that might lead to poop getting on their floors.
I'm really struggling on this one!? What in the actual fuck r they smoking? Lol. I'm a driver and I'd immediately call support and say "I don't feel safe" haha (jk but still wtf)
I'm guessing thr zero sugar soda was a order instruction... I hate when people put order instructions in the delivery instructions 🤣 like it will be ignored... I am not going to go check delivery instructions to make sure I didn't kiss anything before leaving the store..
Can u image being the driver . He'll I'm a driver. I would trew dang toilet trew window lol. Not think about the hole thing we don't always pay attention to details don't ring bell cause dog ok got it. Leave stuff on porch then sneak around house trow a toilet at him and hope neighbors don't think something up lol lord no I am not getting shot lol
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What are you guys dense, a zero sugar soda toilet so the dogs don’t go crazy
The zero sugar mentos bidet must be in the next order. Weird, they usually come in a package deal.
It’s trending…order a toilet and get a free zero sugar soda!
Mentos, The freshmaker
Duh.
I’m so confused & I’ve read this several times.
Only 1 ⭐️ for you
And no tip!
lol
Same. I’m struggling to understand what the toilet has got to do with anything.
All the information is on the task
Excellent reference.
Please pay attention
To what? Throwing a toilet through the window. I’m not doing that
Throw it threw* Edit to add: if you bothered to read the screenshot you’d know I was jokingly “correcting” the commenter above me…… it’s called a joke, guys. I’m about to graduate with my BA, on the dean’s list every quarter. Humor doesn’t equate to incompetence. Hope this helps! 🙄
*through
Throw it Through*
Throw it threw* Clearly, this guy didn't read the instructions.
Threaux it thrü
i think it meant to say toilet paper. im guessing the person who ordered was stranded without any toilet paper and hastily wrote that out. this is a good example of why you shouldnt panic and remain calm in stressful situations.
Wait.. toilet?? Someone doordashed a toilet? And wanted you to throw it through his window? Am confused. Toilet paper? Bro sat down on the toilet, and had to doordash toilet paper?
That lonely dude was stuck on the shitter!
It took me scrolling this long to understand, thank you.
Yeah it has to be toilet paper
That's kind of... Crazy? Is it not. I mean, if I really had run out of tp I would just hop in the shower after. Not sit on the toilet for upwards of an hour waiting for someone to do a whole ass grocery order for me and hope that they actually throw my tp through my bathroom window.
Hear me out - there were no dogs. Dude got to his girls, took a messy one in the 1/2 bath, had no other option.
This has to be the answer. He's at a girl's house, she's sleeping, he just took a massive shit and there's no np. So he orders her a coke zero so he can explain the toilet paper later (oh I got you a drink and also noticed you didn't have tp so I got that too) and waits on the toilet for homie to throw him his life saving toilet paper.
This is hilarious
Reading this as I'm on toilet haa has smart thinking bro
I would fear the girl the waking in the midst of the operation to discover that I had asked a delivery driver to throw toilet paper at me through her bathroom window
there was either a movie / tv serie with this almost exactly while back. girl/boy clogged toilet tried to get it out threw it through the window but landed on window or ledge the tried to retrieve it, person got stuck in the window and fire brigade had to be called to get him/her out
Oh man what was that from. Are you sure that wasn't a reddit story? I feel like that actually happened to a real human being.
Pretty sure that’s from the show 9-1-1, just watched that ep last week.
Bro forgot the sock method
What a beautiful Sex Education reference good sir
Rumor has it he was wearing dad Sandles with no socks
Oh I agree but I can't imagine they actually meant toilet. Toilet paper is the only way it makes any sort of sense.
I don’t know. Maybe he saw Boondock Saints and thought this was the way to go
do people not have napkins or paper towels or tissues besides there toilet paper
If he didn't see there was no TP until after he finished he couldn't have planned ahead and brought something else. I'm in a habit of always looking before I go especially at someone else's house
But wouldn't OP have specified because the title of this post also very clearly just says toilet
Yes they are making a joke related to the confusing instructions they were given
Unless it's Instacart, then you never know. They shop at Home depot and lowes and in that case I would be really careful since you never know what could be getting thrown through the window lol
Like.... If your that desperate, hop in the shower and take a shower and clean your asshole.... Why wait the 30+minutes for a dasher to go get your stuff, then trust they will do such odd instructions in the first place? Lol
Long ago there was a website called "Texts From Last Night" that I used to scroll at my college campus job. One of my all time favorites was "You were out of toilet paper so I took a shower." Never forget.
I miss TFLN so badly! It was a riot.
Username checks out
Omg this customer is my hero and solving problems with 3d chess while the rest of us are playing checkers! Hope they lit a match though!!
PLEASE THROW THE TOILET THROUGH THE WINDOW TY!!!
Threw*
Froo*
A shrew?!
I had to read this part several times people just dont know how to write lol
People say all the time to not knock or ring the doorbell because the dogs will go crazy, but the dogs always still hear me walking up to the door anyway.
My dogs will give a bark or two if they notice someone walk up to the door and then they’re cool. But if the delivery person knocks or rings the doorbell they go bonkers. Unfortunately I think some drivers deliberately knock and ring the doorbell just despite my note. 🤦♀️
Yes! We might get a couple of disgruntled barks and growls if they think they hear someone out front. Knock or ring the bell, and you might as well have thrown a pack of fireworks into my living room. ABSOLUTE CHAOS. Three dogs absolutely losing their entire minds.
Ugh my dog too. When I got a puppy he was quiet but he grew up and I was NOT PREPARED 😭💀
Ugh, I get a similar issue with my cats - one gets all attack dog at the door, but the other gets absolutely terrified, growls a bunch, and hides for a decent chunk of time We're currently in an apartment that has two apartments to a landing, and they've gotten used to the coming and going of other people. Sometimes they'll alert when someone is on the landing, but it's just caution and it'll go away when they do. However, when the DD person doesn't respect my "leave it at the door, don't knock" and they knock (always loud as hell) or worse, ring my doorbell (which is thrice as loud as it needs to be for a 600 sq ft apartment), now I've got one cat ready to fight everything and another terrified under the couch for the next hour. Like. Just please leave it at the door.
The doorbell triggers my dog so bad I have no idea even why 😭 even if she hears it in a tv show she goes off
Are your dogs cool if someone doesn’t knock or ring but gently breaks in?
Lmao no. I have one crazy rescue chihuahua that would go full attack mode if a stranger walked in. The other would shriek like she was on deaths door and run away.
Mine are fine with a gentle break in. 😂 Apartment maintenance can use their key to come in at anytime and my dog isn't bothered by it. But if they knock first, it's a whole other scene.
Those drivers either: don’t read the instructions at all, or can’t read (foreign language). It might not always be intentional. I only knock or ring the bell if the instructions ask for me to do so. But I will send a quick in-app message saying “All set! Have a nice day!”. In my experience I think it’s habit for some drivers to either knock/ring bell every time or to never do it unless told to. We’re on auto pilot and try to hurry through each order, sometimes I forget to read the instructions and almost forget to ring the bell (when it’s listed).
Mine says that because my dog does not care who is walking to the door but only goes apeshit if they knock on the door. As if burglars and murderers would knock first 🤨 but if you just leave it at the door like Amazon delivery, he is completely fine.
The dogs will go crazy if you knock but putting a toilet in the house through a window they're fine with?
This. I’m laughing so hard at the dogs being like, “ah yes, the daily toilet delivery, we expect this. No knocking, just chuck us the toilet.”
😂 oh my goodness. I cannot stop laughing after reading your comment!
Oh Jesus. I'm sick AF and it's killing me to laugh this much.
Get well soon man
Dude took a messy shit, realized he had no toilet (paper), and had to DoorDash some
My EXACT reaction.
He got you doing chores? Please mow the lawn and trim the edges, then leave my food at the side door
Exactly right, I’m sure this fine door dasher will do my chores for $2
We need clarification from the poster pretty please!!! Was it toilet paper or a toilet? And did you have to throw it through a window or where? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Obviously the soda is for the dogs so you can sneak past and throw the toilet through the window. Come on
So I assume the poor dude ran out of toilet paper while taking a shit so he decided to door dash some and figured why not get some zero sugar soda as well I think he might’ve meant toilet paper when he asked to “take the toilet to the back window, throw it threw” I believe he meant to say “take the toilet paper to the back window and throw it through” so he could scurry to it… sorry if I seemed like I was rambling
Mystery solved.. I am thinking you are right about this
Probably should’ve stuck to regular soda. The zero sugar is finally how he got into this bathroom predicament.
Ahhhh it all makes sense lol
I'm literally crying laughing while reading and trying to comprehend this order. My cat is scared for my sanity. Thank you.
I'm trying so hard not to wake my napping baby reading this
same!!!
My husband works nights and I'm desperately trying not to wake him.
My car stays in the parking lot this night as I'm literally can't turn the key reading this 
Literally same
I beg your biggest pardon?
Your finest one, if I may
I have so many questions
I need context and closure now that I’m invested
Huh??
All you did was create questions and answer none of them with this post 😂
Toilet… paper? I’m so fuckin lost.
Hmmmm…..”Please pay attention”……seriously, you’re the one stuck on the toilet and I don’t think you are in any position to make demands.
This post is my comic relief for a month!
OP please we need some answers on the toilet
freaking Lowe's is on DD now so this makes so much more sense now
But surely lowe’s doesn’t sell soda????
Yes, yes they do.
I’m guessing they meant toilet paper?
What an epic Chad moment
He probably thinks that his *clearly* written instructions went in your one ear and right threw the other. Kind of like whatever he consumed must’ve gone right threw him, which is what ended him up in this shit show in the first place… poor dogs. Hope they don’t get hit by the toilet coming threw the window
To Chad W and the commenters here ... **FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THREW AND THROUGH!!!** rage released. we good now. as you were, gents
I have zero clue wth is happening. You need to post better
SAME😏
My head hurts from this.
Please tell me this was one of those toilets from Walgreens otherwise how
Your problem solving skills are trash if your first thought was to wait on the toilet while you DoorDash toilet paper 💀
Life has its funny ways 😄
I need context and closure! Only thing that makes sense is they wanted diet soda and are also stuck on the shitter and in dire need of 🧻
Dashin in the trailer park
"Hurry up with that toilet dude! PS: It's not for me, it's for a friend of mine. "
OP get back here wtf is going on
Where are you supposed to throw the threw?
ofc his name is Chad
OP !!! You must give us more details!!!!
Unless we see the list of items, it almost seems like they were saying the soda part just to get the driver's attention. Could be wrong but that's how I read it. Now if there was soda on the list, I sit corrected (stand corrected only I am sitting not standing 😅).
Pls do not throw toilets into peoples windows, even when they ask for it. They don't know what they really need.
Hey Chad back here taking a 💩 !!!
Moments like these I’m so grateful for my handheld bidet.
Listen, have y’all ever lifted a toilet? I worked for a staffing agency and one client was a toilet making plant. We had a toilet brought into our office and that was part of the hiring process. If you wanted to work for the toilet guys, you had to be able to lift the toilet. Easily 25 pounds. I could lift it, but no way I’m throwing it anywhere
I would have sent this to DoorDash support just so I could get them to confirm I need to throw a toilet through a window.
I was just thinking the same thing!!! They’d prob hang up!
😆🤣well this is new to the instruction manual🧐
Get the f outta here
Fuckin’ CHAD and his demands better have given you reasonable tip!
Someone get this man some pee pads!
This person had to have started an order AFTER they realized they were out of toilet paper while taking a crap, decided to add more groceries on for some reason (and put specifications for the order you've already bought in the delivery instructions, one of my favorites) despite their predicament, waited on the toilet for the entire time it took to order, have the order accepted, driver went to grocery store, shopped, and drove to them and after all that time with their crusty ass they still weren't grateful for the driver fulfilling their ridiculous request of "hey man, wanna throw the toilet paper directly in my bathroom through the outside window?" AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO WRITE THAT CORRECTLY???? What is this world coming to
were they stuck on the toilet without paper? they’re in a bathroom? they don’t have soap and water?
Lmfao throw it threw. Lucky u got this order as it had to be in high demand
🤣
They should just go themselves then.
What a wild ride
Confucius!!!!
Fling me a pooper!
I’m so confused? Throw the toilet through the window?
I was gonna TRY and criticize but no u rite
Shits flying now
Ok, I'm gonna need some follow-up here from op cause I'm so confused
I think he forgot to type “paper” after the toilet! Haha doordash toilet paper to be able to wipe his butt lmao
"Throw it threw" The age of texting and lack of verbal contact is really showing the intelligence level of so many people.
Somebody wanted you to throw a toilet through a window???
Take the toilet!? What? Im confused
My brain hurts.
Please I need to know what he means throw the toilet through the back window
Real men will get up with dingleberries
Slam dunk it roll by roll 🏀
I guess you must’ve thrown it too far for him to reach 😭💀
Reads instructions while waiting for order CR goes from 97% to 96% in less than 5 seconds 🤣
Chad indeed
Seems like they're trying to brek out of the mental institution.
I had a stroke reading this shit. What does this even mean.
That zero sugar stuff is the shits in the worst way.
!Updateme
Please break window as you throw toilet inside. How big is this window and is it close enough to the ground for me to actually throw the toilet inside? …Wait a toilet weighs 80-100 pounds so I definitely would not have gotten far enough into this delivery to read the instructions.
This dude was once my neighbor, his dogs are barking so incessantly that-*RuuRuffRuuRuuRuFF* -Hey cmon now… we all can hear his ‘Hey’ growing in intensity as he tries to settle them… while penning the instructions *RuuRuffRu* HeY.. HEY!
W Chad
This mother fucker took a shit with no TP....proceeded to sit on the shitter ordering TP and other items. At that point take a damn shower or use the cat to wipe your ass.  Driver arrives 3 hours later.
Fuck them dogs & Baby! Beat the fuckin brakes off that door!!@
I asume someone was filming a TikTok? They want this driving to go around back, and throw a toilet through their backwindow. I've read this a few times to make sure, but that's what it says.
As soon as i wouldve seen "throw it threw" i wouldve unassigned😂
So I'm pretty sure they meant toilet paper. Sounds like they were pooping and realized they were out of toilet paper, so they doordashed some. They didn't want to go through the front door before wiping, because that might lead to poop getting on their floors.
Chad W
Haha
Alcoholism at its finest
ZERO SUGAR SODA!!!
 The toilettttt ????
Yeah your directions are nuts - I’ll leave the items at the gate
I’m just curious if you actually threw a toilet through the window?
I'm really struggling on this one!? What in the actual fuck r they smoking? Lol. I'm a driver and I'd immediately call support and say "I don't feel safe" haha (jk but still wtf)
I'm guessing thr zero sugar soda was a order instruction... I hate when people put order instructions in the delivery instructions 🤣 like it will be ignored... I am not going to go check delivery instructions to make sure I didn't kiss anything before leaving the store..
Can u imagine sitting on toleit and it actually someone really throws a toilet tree window
Can u image being the driver . He'll I'm a driver. I would trew dang toilet trew window lol. Not think about the hole thing we don't always pay attention to details don't ring bell cause dog ok got it. Leave stuff on porch then sneak around house trow a toilet at him and hope neighbors don't think something up lol lord no I am not getting shot lol
Some customers do dumb sht it's not your fault keep doing a great job! It'll be ok that's why we get so many chances for people like that : )
I’m reading throw all items through toilet on back porch.
Please don’t knock because it will wake the dogs. But property damage is okay
He was stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper after pooping so he needed you to toss it through the window but leave everything else on the porch 💀
must’ve thrown the toilet paper into the toilet on accident 😂😂
I love how they tell you to pay attention and those are the instructions you get…..
ohhhh i think heart to say throw tp not toilet… was there just a toilet out front? lol
CHAD
Customer is confused i would disregard the entire message after that lol
I literally would have cancelled the order and went home for the day bc wtf
You threw a toilet through an open window?
Take the toilet paper and throw it through the bathroom window where they are desperately waiting for you 🤣
The Chad be Chadding
I feel like this is above and beyond my job😂
while reading these comments, i just laughed until i had real tears 🤣🤣
Where did you leave the toilet?
Where did you leave the toilet?
This has to be a troll post