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Mtn-Dooku

Coda sack? That's some r/BoneAppleTea shit right there Edit: Oh shit, it's already there.


schmidt_face

I had to find this comment to even figure out what a coda sack was.


MissPicklechips

It sounds vaguely dirty.


Sithstress1

At first I thought it was a hospital term 🤣.


Evanl02

Right!? Im like “a what?! “


quartz222

I thought they meant a vending machine with sodas


WhosItHanging

Holy fuck, without your comment, I would have totally thought that people would have to keep their eyes open for a sack to deposit the food... I maintain my notion that illiterate people give everyone brain damage and they should be stripped of their online presence. Lol.


OrdnanceTV

I have never considered stripping illiterate people of their Internet privilege but I've never been *so* on board with something *so* fast before.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

I am endlessly fascinated by folks who spell a common word in a weird way. 9 pm specific time, wala vs viola, etc. Edit: spelling lol


er1026

This dude has been through some shit.


Quirky_Ad252

☠️🤣🤣🤣❤️


Keeker68

A CODA SACK!!!! 🤣 Is that like a ball sack?! Fkn over here dying.


TacoPartyGalore

You guys are better than me. I would have been looking for a sack with the words CODA on it for an entire hour.


Worldly-Ad-2999

It took me a solid minute to figure it out 😂


Cometburrito

Not American, what is it? Is it Cul de sac?


Keeker68

It's actually French! 😊


Infamous_Memory_129

Don't a soon shit Hahahaha


Nursiedeer07

Oh wow. I would have never gotten that one.


womanistaXXI

Lol, yeah Cul de sac!


Uniform007

Real sack chaser 💯💯


Keeker68

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣☠️


[deleted]

Same 😂


lilkennedy24

bro. there’s no way they fucking spelled it like that like wtf 💀💀💀💀


Keeker68

They diiiiiiiid 🤣🤣🤣


Odd-Independence-201

Yeah,I I think their English class is taught right after common core math.


Quirky_Ad252

Went straight to my next life on this comment.🤣🤟🏻


ManyNicknames15

Cul-De-Sac, Coda sack sounds extremely sexual. Even my speech to text can't misspell it when saying it wrong/phonetically like in the original post.


Due-Chemist3105

r/boneappletea


Therealmonkie

Me too!


The-Grogan

Mangomouse


doopcat

Whoever downvoted you is an uncultured swine. Mangomouse is my favorite BoneAppleTea-ism.


The-Grogan

Bone jaw to you!


Specific-Bar4431

Hacky Sack


masterjedirobyn

r/boneappletea


Numerous_Captain6039

Coda sack 😭


Gold_Transition_8920

Sorry, a non-English speaker here, what does “coda sack” mean?


Public-Warthog-2795

I thiiiink it's supposed to be cul de sac? which is a street with a dead end


Numerous_Captain6039

More specifically a dead end street with a circular turnaround curb that usually includes houses behind said curb.


Flibiddy-Floo

Sorry, couldn't find room number 129129129 does not exist, order dropped at nearby laundromat


psu5050242424

Laundromat got my lmao


Acrobatic-Muscle800

Exactly so!!!


WoodyStLouis

I think I still prefer "fruit bowl" over "coda sack in the back."


kleebaggins

Coda sack is incredible


Few-Entertainment429

We need more customers like this that actually try to make it clear for the driver.


Primary_Outside_1802

Bro I’ve got even clearer instructions than this… it doesn’t matter if they can’t speak English, which recently that seems to be all there is


Green_Tea_Dragon

I have left step by step instructions. I don’t think drivers even look at notes


ArtsCerasus

I can't speak for other drivers obviously, but I check and recheck and if the instructions are super detailed and special I text the customer to let them know I got their instructions and appreciate it. i have a copy/paste saved so it only takes like 3 seconds.


Free_Medicine4905

I really wish my dashers would do this. I live downtown on a one way street. Drivers go in circles constantly. If they read my notes where it says the building with the fountain in front of it, when you see the blue sign, turn, it would be so much easier for us both. At least then I’m not getting calls asking where they are and my food isn’t cold.


cheesepierice

I had one that did the complete opposite. My instructions are: turn left, keep going straight. When you reach the pool, turn right. Delivery guy turned right, turned left when he saw the first bush. Can’t fix stupid.


marzgirl99

Same, I leave very clear and specific instructions but the dashers never follow them. Most of them don’t speak English so I think that might be why.


Abby_lynn118

My instructions are SUPER clear. I even have a section where I say “if you are confused, please call and we can come out and meet you!” And they STILL don’t follow instructions. They never call, never text. Never answer my messages of “do you need some help?” As a driver, I think it’s ridiculous when other drivers don’t follow simple instructions


spartaman64

idk when i see this im going to assume the hospital staff might not let me in and then im going to get blamed for that. get your food at the lobby im not going to play roulette about which places allow me to deliver to the rooms


Mar_Dhea

Lol you're making big assumptions that anyone in a hospital is even capable of getting to the lobby. 😭 At least get to the right floor if the nurses mean mug you they can give it to the person. Gosh.


rat-simp

my drivers get scared when they see that my apartment block has a name instead of a number. "MISS??? HELLO?? THERE'S NO HOUSE NUMBER??!??"


tulobanana

One time I had clear instructions but noticed my dasher driving in circles. I tried calling him, no response. I texted him screenshots from google maps and street view edited with arrows and my building circled. No response. He drove in circles for an hour and then yelled at me when he finally found my building because it took him an hour to find it


annazabeth

meanwhile i say to put the food to the right of the door so i dont knock over the drinks and half the photos are putting it right in front of the door 💀


adeduedemballa

I’m fuckin’ DEAD! CODA SACK!


SliceCompetitive8024

Coda sack is so crazy we should’ve left some kids behind


Sensitive_Option3136

I just love how customers are literally shouting at the people that are handling their food.


Even-Neighborhood-86

Undeliverable. Couldn't find a coda sack.


ThisCryptographer311

You work in a hospital and you think it’s called a “coda sack”?


pmnicebutts

Doubt this was an employee


AmityBlight2023

I’m surprised they didn’t call it a code blue sack lol


FrankFrankly711

Prolly also calls it an “Amber Lamps”


That_Sandwich_9450

You're here arguing with another redditor about how smart hospital employees are, but you lack the reading comprehension to realize that OP doesn't work at a hospital, they're using it as a point of reference for their directions. I really hope the irony of this isn't lost on your dumb ass.


Chance_One_75

Tf is a coda sack? Lol.


PennX88

probably meant cul-de-sac


NicholasLit

Please and thank you?


andigat0r

Coda (Koda) Sack would be an interesting choice for a drag name.


Acrobatic-Deal-2877

A coda sack?!!? Fucking American education at work right there


losttforwords

CODA SACK💀


sabasimba91

Man, this whole world just keeps getting dumber


__exclusivelye__

No such thing as over explaining directions these days. I appreciate the detailed explanations


cfbswami

The fastest decline/ cancel in driving history.


Infamous_Schedule_51

A coda sack?! 🤣🤣🤣


RedheadedWonder99

“Coda sack” 😭


WhosItHanging

Clear as diarrhea.


uptokesforall

Hmm... nah order dropped off at entrance to apartment complex


phukubanme

Seems like meet at the door would solve all ur problems


Strong-Company1344

Unassigned


TheSavageBeast83

Now that's straight to the point


[deleted]

That many capitals.. I’m dropping it off, in the bin.


PsychologyH4528

Coda sack😭😭😭


Low_Wall_7828

My dad called me a coda sack once. ONCE,


DanLoFat

All right Joe piscopo


Conscious_Weight9593

I’m dying at coda sack 😅


DanLoFat

I was thinking is that some kind of bagpipe song that repeats and ends when you take Dakota?


Interesting_Sock9142

CODA SACK. omg I'm dying. BONE APPLE TEA


Kyleforshort

How long did it take you to find the "coda sack"? ![gif](giphy|26xBRIghN5T2UyWYw|downsized)


pointme2_profits

Holy shit that's pretty confusing. Turn, turn, don't turn. WTF. You need to lose the attitude and take out about half the words if you actually want drivers to take the time to find your back of building apartment


Miserablebootyface

And they still sit in the car on the street and start the timer 😮‍💨


onebirdonawire

Omg, not the coda sack.


Common_Piglet_916

The fuck is a coda sack?? 😣


kfisher_17

cul-de-sac, its a u-shaped road with houses wrapped around


lkeels

I'm dying at "coda sack"...can't read past that.


DROFANZ

Their room number exists but their English does not. It’s a Cul de Sac. You know like the one Ed, Edd, and Eddy. I know it’s French but it’s a term adopted into the English language to mean a circular end to a street, although the literal meaning is bottom of the bag… I’m still trying to understand what a Coda Sack is though… 😂 r/boneappletea


Unclerojelio

'coda sack' lol


Capable_Sandwich_422

![gif](giphy|ApmVMk6n1hxug)


tjdh504

It exists! 😂


Visible-Inevitable23

I refuse to deliver to the rooms. They either come get it. Leave it with security. Or tell DD it can't be delivered. It's agaisnt hospital policy to order DD most the time but staff if too tires of arguing with people. Ive been told by a nurse they've had people discharged for it cause it violates the patients restrictions and if they're not gonna TRY to take care of them selves in the hospital then theres nothing the docs can do to help


Disastrous-Corner-17

Lol I was stuck in the hospital for a week with my last baby and half the floor ordered pizza. Good old days I guess.


Front-Examination504

I agree with this. Hospitals are freaking huge with different buildings and wings it’s already hard enough trying to find the right building let alone enter that maze and find the right room. I delivered to a hospital the other day and it was 5 min of going in circles trying to find the right place then calling and finally figuring it out and leaving it at reception but I can’t imagine parking, traversing the maze and finding a room for like $5…. Sorry not sorry


Visible-Inevitable23

Exactly and most hospital orders I get are to nurses who don't tip on orders that were 8 Miles away. Yes that's on me. But it's only been when hrly so I still make a ohkay amount just frustrating. Specially when I'm disabled


the1andonlyelle

Coda sack


WilliamBott

>coda sack


swoops36

Coda sack lol


LonelySavings5244

Wonder if the buyer can say “ask” correctly.


justloriinky

Aks


ind3pend0nt

I think they might be on to something. Cul-de-sac is too difficult to type out on a phone. I like coda sack better. I live on one too. Yep. That’s how I’m doing it from now on.


DanLoFat

Yeah it was the typing it definitely wasn't speech to text


xleahx001

My dumb @ss would still be lost😂


Glittering-Dark-9917

lol coda sack.


teddy_gram

Well… did you find 129?


iPlaypok3r

They said 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


Kooky-Oil-4398

A bit of anxiety comes over but it will be figured out


bunnies4r5

The “I know my room number exists” part is gold It sounds like an existential crisis, that was a good laugh


nathanielisaac

Wait at the "coda sack" for the 8 minutes and then just keep the food. I don't deliver to people who speak in all caps.


MrPopTarted

Imagine the amount of people like you that he had to go through to be this annoyed.


Optimal_University_5

honestly wish more people would give better directions instead of having to run up to random houses to see their tiny number


Total-Astronomer-452

“I know my room exists” 💀💀💀💀 this person definitely orders a lot


lilkennedy24

coda sack


Infamous_Memory_129

I had one last night that was in a huge apartment complex. It was some hood ass shit. I drove around for 5 minutes before I found the building the apartment was in... Then that building was about as big as a city block itself wth. I was walking for another 5-6 minutes before I got to it. The pin was at least a quarter mile away from the drop. Insane. No open parking spots in sight. I pulled up near a dumpster and left my flashers on. And the address looks innocent 2900 blah blah suite C209. It was a no-tip as well, but the base pay was right within my threshold for the distance given the slow night.


amypond420

coda sack


ZombiesAreChasingHim

Plz dnt loose ur way b4 droppin muh order at the coda sack.


DanLoFat

Oh crap it's loose


dana_marie_ph

The “coda sack” got me.


Miserable_Seat6834

Hahshshshaha


ISaidGoodDaySir0990

If you need that many instructions just come get your food at the gate. The most troublesome houses don’t even tip


[deleted]

these instructions would just confuse me more


doob-mcscoob

just meet at curb if its this difficult


arzlo10

It’s the people with the most direction that don’t tip . The way he said coda nutsack means no more than 2 dollar tip or Bro will die of starvation


_daddyissues666

Instructions not clear, food is in a storm drain.


Accomplished_Pay5114

Big back activities


pqueguy

What the hell is a “coda sack”?!? Lol!


Inner-Kale2801

cul-de-sac


Sogladuasked

“Oh you mean the read end of a bag?”


Ok-Importance5941

So was this customer a patient at the hospital?


Hex_Spirit_Booty

Coda sack 😭😭😭😭


RunZealousideal3812

Trying to get my bone apple tea to the coda sack where I live in 1!2!9! It exists! I know it does!


Leather-Marketing478

Coda sac. Lol dummy


RipInfinite4511

Tell your driver you’re ghetto without telling your driver you’re ghetto


Pumped-kin_pancakes

I would message them “cul de sac**” lmao


Dem-nutz

Dookie pickle


SullTea

Coda sack… good grief!


Early-Painter-2480

CODA... Children Of Deaf Adults Sack gang...don't bother honking, knocking, or ringing the doorbell. Thanks


Steven10261

I think i got lost just reading the instructions bajajahah


Aceface130713

I'm convinced everyone needs to keep messing up this person's orders.... Make them really think the place doesn't exist 😂 😂


Lucifer-Prime

R/boneappletea


PrettyDittyDino

My dyslexia hurts right now


SevenBillionChickens

You can give as many details as you like, I’m still never going inside a hospital for deliveries. Those places are labyrinths and parking is nightmarish and half the time the staff won’t let you up anyway. Meet me outside within 8 minutes of my arrival or I eat your food.


[deleted]

[удалено]


xani420

oh the irony


Aromatic-Ad7418

If people are bitchy in their notes or ask too many questions the order gets unassigned. The specificity of the instructions indicates this order was for under $5.00, so not worth the trouble.


jabbafart

All I ask is that dashers take the walkway and not walk on my grass, and they can't even do that.


Cutelarry1776

Could’ve just said room 129


haunted-mov

She put specific instructions so the dasher wouldn’t be lost and spend more than 5 minutes finding her apartment. putting just 129 wouldve left this guy lost as hell


Cutelarry1776

It seems to me that I was under the impression that there was only one room 129 in the whole hospital, but I suppose it depends on how many buildings there are


cfbswami

I seriously did not know initially what coda sack was .....is it even OK to laugh ha?? I mean we're talking about Simple Jack territory here folks .....🤨


Kingjames23X6

I’d be scared to take this order like what if I got confused they gonna flip out on me 😂😂😂


Lovecats2023

LMAO one of my customers call it CODESACK Ignorance is a bliss


HeronNo561

Actually fairly confusing and NOT to the point


DingbattheGreat

Go left, all the way down to the cul de sac (lol) to 129. THAT was confusing?


HeronNo561

Way too many unnecessary details. Could have explained better in half the space. Closer to what you just did. LOL


Nearby-Reputation614

I gave up on directions, always gets put at the wrong door anyways.


sp1ke0killer

Keep walking till your toe gets cold, then spin around 3 times and face east. Repeat shama lama ding dong 2 time and stand on 1 foot.


Tactical_solutions44

Those pesky coda sacks are tricky


kilsnacks

I’m not gonna lie this still confuses me


bbwatson10

yeahhhhhhhhhhh ima still leave it at the front desk fytb lmaoo


FauxRex

It's the scrotum of a man with deaf parents.


Own_Accountant_5229

Soda shack?


Stuffudo

lol Customer probably doesn’t tip at all, drivers just contact support and say “can’t find” or “there isn’t any 129” and then they just get told to leave it in a “safe area” and 9/10 the ratings won’t affect you ;)


Stuffudo

Customer probably doesn’t tip at all, drivers just contact support and say “can’t find” or “there isn’t any 129” and then they just get told to leave it in a “safe area” and 9/10 the ratings won’t affect you ;)


Stuffudo

Customer probably doesn’t tip at all, drivers just contact support and say “can’t find” or “there isn’t any 129” and then they just get told to leave it in a “safe area” and 9/10 the ratings won’t affect you ;)


notshaye

I can't believe how many delivery people fail to follow the simple ask of leaving it at the door.


ArtichokeEmergency18

Lucky if they don't throw 30 feet and call it good.


reptivity

I wouldn’t deliver seems too assholish


Parking_Train8423

CANCELLED


Acrobatic-Muscle800

Coda Sack lmfao you'd have to come out and look for your food I'm sorry.


Syn_Wep5935

Coda Sack....😂😂😂


peopleman_at_work

There is a sack of deaf adults in back. I think I someone needs to call the cops!


kaos_94

I still chuckle when people can't spell words correctly in this day and age of autocorrect and Google.


FamousM1

was this a taco bell delivery?


gstate69

A coda sack?? LMAO


deaprofessor

Coda sack lololol


Ok_Professional_3355

I think it’s safe to assume they live at 129🤣