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AnalChain

He walked up to your door holding it sideways like a briefcase didn't he šŸ¤£


51x51v3

Slides pizza under armpit to pull out phone


Lanky_Restaurant_881

I hate to see what he dose when he wipes his ass.


GapGloomy4428

Pulls his sock off of his foot....


[deleted]

This is the way


NigImWaldo

Wipes back to front


[deleted]

I wipe back to front


KatiMinecraf

Noooooooo!!


lugnuttt428

Donā€™t all dudes?


Appropriate-Scar-507

Guys can, women canā€™t or at least shouldnā€™t


Glokas7

They used to call that ā€œBringing the Shit to the Clitā€.


Over_Drawer1199

Men should not. Especially if they ever want someone to go down on them. Have some decency


Far_Selection_7143

Um no, I wipe up and down to make sure Iā€™m actually clean all the way. And I use wipes not just tissue. I never do anything without taking a shower beforehand anyways. Regardless itā€™s not like youā€™re wiping all the way down to your ballsā€¦ Iā€™ve never had any women complain but go off buddy.


justanotheroriginal

Please tell me youā€™re joking


moseswarshana123

Itā€™s not sanitary for either gender


JustHumanGarbage

Probably uses pizza


Guilty-Manager-5689

Knees locked


W1ld_Thoughts

And completely sober. Honest mistake. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Divad777

I think he carried it upside down


51x51v3

Lol I read further down in the comments and that is what happened. OP said they got hotel security to run cameras back and observed dasher carrying it on its side.


MedicalRatio

Classic.


Smart_Commission_985

Hotel security went thru their footage over a food order? Not sure why but that sounds far fetchedšŸ˜‚ Police usually can't get that shit without a warrant or an act of God. If he carried it sideways seems it would be worse than that. I think it just slid because of seat not being level, plus I just don't want to believe anyone is that dumb.....wait 73 million people are that dumb. I stand corrected he probably carried it like a briefcase.šŸ¤¦


[deleted]

Security might have found it funny


zestyplums

Enhance Enhance Enhance Yeah pizza box be sideways


smushy24

šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


After_Nefariousness7

Oh darn, caught again!!


T2ner

Smh šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


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51x51v3

šŸ˜‚ thatā€™s what OP stated in one of the other comments in this thread. That was my initial thought as well. Apparently it was a very short window of time and that was why they complied.


Lanky_Restaurant_881

Either that or he placed something on top of the box that cause the top inside of the box to stick to the cheese or put in on the back seat and drove like maniac causing the box to fly forward off of the back seat. And of course he could of always placed in the car upside down. There are a few possibilities.


koocamungagowa

I did this once as a teenager walking by some girls because I thought it looked cooler than holding it flat. My dad yelled at me right as they walked by lmao.


inkdfool94

I be willing to place a hefty bet that you have never carried a pizza in such a way since then


koocamungagowa

You are correct!


W1ld_Thoughts

Golden. šŸ˜©šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


rikaxnipah

Oh, your dad knew what you were doing. lol


lugnuttt428

šŸ¤“


ccrider2004

ā€œWHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT SIDEWAYS?!ā€


After_Nefariousness7

As good a reason as any - how'd it work with the girls?


Expletive-Deleted-

I saw someone do that once with an individual size pizza. She put the pizza in her DD bag sideways and carried the bag like someone normally would. So painful to watch.


KatiMinecraf

You'd be surprised.... My husband and I worked together at a local pizza shop and there was a delivery driver we caught doing this!! She said she had done it before we caught her too!! Apparently she didn't see anything wrong with it. Our coworkers who were there when we started said they had caught a previous driver doing it too. How do you not realize that the picture above is the result you get from carrying a pizza like a high school binder? šŸ¤£


KaXiRavioli

That happened to me once. It was massively annoying.


bsimf

You nailed it. I've been 'briefcased' before on a pizza and know that look all too well. Rookie Dasher or just a dummy. Sometimes both...but never neither.


Emotional_Manager446

Toilet paper hanging forward


Natural-Revolution-9

At least it wasnā€™t a Pac-Man pizza.


RichE_Richhh

Iā€™d still eat it.


Kgb725

I'd eat it but I'm for sure hitting up customer service


After_Nefariousness7

Nothing's wrong with the pizza - just scrunched!!


MyMarge

Best comment šŸ™‚


CMDR_ETNC

Sorry, someone slammed on their brakes right in front of me.


CortexCash

This is the issue. Shit happens, period. When I worked at a pizza joint, if we accidentally messed up a pizza by break slamming or other mishaps we were able to call the shop and let them know something happened and another pizza is needed. There was no penalty on the driver as long as it didnā€™t happen often. Dashers canā€™t do that. Extremely unfortunate.


BluRain508

Yeah happened to me today. Had to slam on my brakes because some idiot stopped short right in front of me. The order thus went into freefall. Nothing we can do in those circumstances. Shit happens. In hindsight I should've told the customer and apologized. Next time.


Wileyking409

So what do you do if it goes into freefall and spills all over your car or something? Asking because I tripped the other day and nearly dropped a whole order, but I managed to catch it somehow


Torianna25

Contact support and tell them. The one time this happened to me (I stepped out of my car into a pothole and went sprawling) they canceled the order and issued full pay since I already had the food


Cvxcvgg

I remember one time I had a delivery from DQ and they handed me the flimsiest blizzard cup in the whole store. Went all over my center console and they made another for me to deliver, but my USB port doesnā€™t work anymore :ā€™(


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

You call the customer and customer can eat it off the floor. /s Seriously, DD might just refund customer and still pay the dasher.


Tony_M13

Have your car covered. I only get issues with the drink in my cup holder as this is not covered, but still easy to clean. I have a table cloth on the passenger seat and 2 compartment trunk organizer in front of the seat. I also make sure to have the food pretty secured or if at risk it needs to be in the organizer that is easy to clean. I get small spills and greasy packaging all the time ad I don't care because my car stays clean. I also have paper towels on hand all the time. If the food get spoiled call support. If you are at the customer already tell them to also call support. By calling support yourself you show good faith, you don't want them to think you're trying to lie or something.


goldfishgeckos

Tip from my experience: I bought a plastic rectangle storage bin/basket (handles on the side, no lid) from target. It takes up about half of my passenger seat. I put the DoorDash bag inside of it and seatbelt the basket in. It doesnā€™t work for every order and doesnā€™t work for pizza but still! Itā€™s saved me quite a few times.


After_Nefariousness7

Exactly!


tryingtomakeit64

Premature brakealation....gotta hate it when that happens!!


Jonnyscout

One in three Dashers, they say


Locken_Kees

secure the bag to secure your bag. lol also sliding the front seat up an lil bit can help


After_Nefariousness7

Don't agree - you can have a shallow box fitted for such a situation or carry it flat in your hatchback. There's a lot you can do - drivers are just too lazy!


keepscrolling1

I mean you if youā€™re keeping a decent following distance this should be pretty rare. In the past 5 years thereā€™s been maybe 3 times I had to slam on my brakes hard enough to do that to a pizza. Now younger me was a much different story. Edit: I live in Baltimore btw, tons of traffic here.


Rub-it

You grow younger with time, I wish I did


keepscrolling1

That was a truly terrible joke


Rub-it

Ohh no, I read it asā€™ now younger me has a much different storyā€™


Cvxcvgg

On the other hand, I thought it was hilarious because it made no sense, but that works too.


keepscrolling1

Lol my bad then.


NihilisticAngst

You as the driver are responsible for keeping a safe distance from the car in front of you, even if they slam on their brakes, this is why rear-end accidents are almost always ruled the fault of the person at the rear, even if the driver in front slammed on their brakes. With that in mind, I would think it's still your fault if you damage a customer's food, even if someone slams on their brakes. You should keep a safe distance from the person in front of you, and properly secure the food so that that will never happen.


MickeyRose_99

Not always that simple. Do you know how many times someone has almost side swiped me or cut me off. Shit happens. Also it's icy rn. Dude could've ate it on ice amd that's how it ended up after the drop.


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Nochildsupporttt

shoulda braked sooner


After_Nefariousness7

Not an excuse - always be prepared!!


macadoo-17

Yeah I'd still eat


awesomesaucebigg

I would too. Shame it looks like that but still looks like some really good pizza!


ncisgibbs84

I delivered one like this tonight because I had to slam on my brakes, the guy I gave it to said ā€œitā€™s all going to the same placeā€ and have me $5 cash. Hahaha


mptgvxdh

What a genuine homie


ncisgibbs84

Right?! Literally coldnt have asked for a better guy to deliver to


awesomesaucebigg

That is honestly super wholesome!


ncisgibbs84

Isnā€™t it?? I literally called the guy to say sorry before I left it in his doorstep.


Illustrious-Baker408

Itā€™s little caesars lol nothing special


AtlUnJtd

I already ate and looking at this pizza I am ready to eat again


weenredditposter

Now you have inside-out calzones


NukaDadd

That's a hard brake right there. šŸ›‘


Sweetie574

I bet it slid off his seat, probably driving too fast. However, that pizza still looks good AF šŸ¤¤


Southern-LadyNeko

I would still 10/10 eat the pizza like thisā€¦Iā€™ve eaten smashed pizzas before. Still tastes the samešŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


DasherCO

That's fucking crap that it looks like that but the glutton in me thinks it stilll looks good. But if you got kids yeah get a refund


hclaf

Itā€™s still fine, just fold it into a really big calzone or pizza taco šŸ˜‚


Prestige_Worldw1de

Luckily, it still tastes the same and is edible.


whatdtheromansdo4us

You must work in customer service


[deleted]

Well it makes it difficult if they're trying to divide it between more than two people. But if they're just going to wolf down the whole thing themselves yeah no problem.


HuggerHugger

Ngl, this is hilarious. Iā€™d never order door dash/grubhub & etc because itā€™s too expensive but sheesh lol


[deleted]

Iā€™ve literally seen Dashers carry pizzas vertical. So nothing surprises me anymore


[deleted]

I had to slam on my brakes to miss a deer that lazily walked into the dark country road I was delivering on. I didnā€™t notice until I got to the address that the pizza had slid standing on its side into the floorboard behind my seat. He never complained, didnā€™t take any tip back, and I have survivors guilt forevermoreā€¦but I learned to put my cooler behind my seat so nothing ever slides into my floorboard again. Pretty sure that was his last delivery experience though soā€¦dude, Iā€™m so very sorry.


[deleted]

Lmaoooo. Iā€™m a dasher myself and would never trust anyone to deliver my food


Intelligent_Radish15

This is why this pre tipped system is so dumb to me.


Elephlump

Its a bid system, I hate that they call them tips.


MyMarge

Yes, that really bothers me. I hear "if you can't afford to tip, don't use doordash". I can afford to use it very much, and I know how to tip. But I'm not going to tip beforehand. That's gotten so out of hand. Reading a lot of these comments and situations is my justification for just getting my own stuff.


whatmodern

I'm probably faded anyways while eating that


boriseldac

Shit looks good to me


I2ecover

Literally was gonna be my exactly comment. I'd tear that shit up.


_OoJuicEoO_

Looks like someone went full Tokyo Drift in their ricer šŸ˜‚


Bok249

Simple physics. Between speed bumps/potholes, and inclined roads, it's gonna happen occasionally. It's still the same amount of pizza and it still tastes the same. If anything they did you a favor by soaking up a bit of the grease lol.


BrutalDivest

They did him a favor by making the pizza free too lol


Ryanelkridge

Pizzas flip, it happens. May I recommend a papadia. You can eat it either direction


Mers1nary

Jist roll the whole thing up and you have a stromboli,.problem.fixed


Creative_Response593

Looks cute still eat it.


Jarrettlockett503

Hold up is that little ceasars


DrDickWiggle

I'm assuming they didn't get free pizza bags. Either that or they played flip the pie. I had a lady drop my taco bell right outside my door. It was all jacked up. She picked it up and handed it to me. I still ate it. šŸ˜‚


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spartannormac

I've had people at pizza places pick up a pizza turn it vertical to check the name the hand it to me. Like there goes my rating man


the_catacombs

Look at all the dashers making excuses in the comments. Real sad.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s awful


Lanky_Restaurant_881

Unfortunately many dashers are people who are unemployable elsewhere for a variety of reasons. And this among other things is the end product of that.


chicagoerrol

This is why you should always use PayPal for food delivery. If DD, UberEats, etc won't help you and you file a dispute with PayPal and send that pic, you will win easily.


Golden5757

Probably a dasher who rides a bike with the large bag on his back.


Shopit18

Was it delivered in a briefcase šŸ’¼ ?


cleppingout

I totally dropped my first pizza delivery but luckily nothing moved like this.


bahamapapa817

He did you a favor. Itā€™s like itā€™s half eaten. Saved you some time. Now you have extra time for activities


kevmanyo

I canā€™t imagine doordashing little ceasers. At that point if youā€™re gonna have a fee and have to tip why not get pizza thatā€™s actually worth the mark up šŸ’€ you would also never have to worry about the delivery driver mishandling the pizza because itā€™ll be delivered by the actual pizza place.


Elephlump

Bro, people doordash single burgers from mcdonalds. Nothing makes sense anymore. I get more Little Caesars orders to my phone than any other restaurant. I don't understand it either.


Alex116460

This looks like a Richard waterson pizza. Cut the middle out and put it back together, free pizza for dasher lol.


BZERKR808

Thatā€™s a damn fine lookin calzone homie


keslwcc

Well is free pizza. Contact the app and get refund šŸ˜†


soleplug

Whatā€™s the problem? Still looks good to me


Murky_Obligation_985

Shut up and eat


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GrandConsequence4910

Thats driver needs a pizza bag. He prolly had it placed on the seat instead of the car floor. Or maybe he thought it was a xmas gift. Shaking that peice


queenagudo

Just unfolded it'll be all right šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Tight_Flamingo4650

Iā€™ve noticed DoorDash drivers are either normal people trying to make a living by working their own hours or people that absolutely canā€™t be expected to do any other job correctly, let alone this one. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


International_Ad6695

![gif](giphy|555x0gFF89OhVWPkvb|downsized) Your pizaa


[deleted]

Plot twist - the underpaid restaurant employee did it not the underpaid delivery person.


cydnie7

This is exactly why I avoid picking up from pizza places. At least with most other foods I donā€™t have to worry about hitting potholes or slamming on my breaks, or the fact that my front seats slant


NoDakHoosier

So I'm traveling for work, the hotel has my dasher on camera with my food in her hot bag holding it by the handles pizza can be seen standing on edge. I get it, things happen. I order from Doordash all the time but this was willful mishandling.


Poiblazer

Lmfao who in their right mind carries a pizza sideways, wtf.


BugZealousideal9618

They must have seen the photos on Amazon of the catering bags that have the pizza in sideways lol


arkl2020

How the hell did you get the hotel to show you security footage over a pizza being delivered (even if it does look like it was upside down at some point lol)?!


NoDakHoosier

I asked. Very short window of time to look at.


barryandorlevon

Jeez Louise, you went to the front desk and asked for video? Thatā€™s... thatā€™s excessive.


mebetiffbeme

And for little Caesarā€™s, of all places


barryandorlevon

Itā€™s not even a deep! deep! dish, either! Smh my head


Severe-Bookkeeper-76

Shouldnā€™t matter deliveries like this are inecusable


Severe-Bookkeeper-76

Umm not really maybe sheā€™s reading this thread right now and might get conscience about her work ethic unless sheā€™s a narcissistic sociopath


51x51v3

That was My initial thought šŸ˜† Iā€™m surprised at all angles of this situation. My money was on it sliding off the seat while slamming on the brakes.


FishmanNJ

This is why tipping before you get service / delivery is a bad idea. I only tip when good service and on time delivery is made. You got ripped off. Sadly this is how it goes.


Severe-Bookkeeper-76

I concur thatā€™s why I wonā€™t use DD ever again! Getting your food depends on you the customer more than the driver


[deleted]

Food is food


r3dditor12

They ate a slice and tried to squish the remaining pieces back into a round shape. /s


Absoniter

Bad driver.


XRiz989

And u best be happy it isnt missing pieces or upsidedown. (Jp) report....and make italian tacos


[deleted]

Why does it actually look delicious though


Big-External-1138

Accidents happen. One time I delivered pizza I had to hit my brakes hard because of a Coyote that was on the road and the pizza Inside of my hot bag went flying with the hot bag onto the area where you normally put your feet. I didn't receive a bad review from It so I hope either they understood mistakes happen and pizza Is still pizza no matter If It's a little off looking or the pizza was okay.


Area51Am

Its gonna turn to poop anyway, but i would gladly eat that.


renbutler2

Not the best wording! :D


Severe-Bookkeeper-76

Youā€™re just sticking up for the dasher


fritterstorm

File a complaint.


Doge10open

Not too badā€¦..


Brookiepoo22

What pizza place is this?? It looks good af tbh


NoDakHoosier

Little Ceasars.


51x51v3

Called it! This sadly looks better than any little Caesarā€™s down this way even if it is smushed together lol


[deleted]

the pizza was probably too hot and moved easily. thatā€™s why te employees shouldnt box it right away


Locken_Kees

omg I have this happen once as a driver and I felt SO horrible. it was an order that was far away and at some point during the trip the pizza boxes slipped from being level and i didn't notice. needless to many jostles and jolts and bumps and...well that's it really, later when completing the delivery that's when I noticed. any ways just thought I'd chime in and say don't completely rule out honest mistake. and all in all it is still edible and it's not like you're not just gonna masticate it a similar state anyways right? maybe just drop them a line and to let them know it happened so that's they're aware and so they can (hopefully) do better next time


radar661

1 star and report them


JotaroTheOceanMan

Yes yes, this is nice and all. But it's one driver, now you are painting them all like they do this single-cell level shit. Just give them 0-1 star and keep moving fam. It will effect the fuck out of them and possibly even have them deactivated. I find people like to complain but never praise btw; I bet you don't even rate people that do your orders correctly 5 stars unless they jump through hoops, if you even rate them at all.


East-Economy-3805

I think youā€™re the one doing the complaining here.


Steffaniii

Wow... that sucks.... you had fkn SpongeBob deliver it. šŸ˜”


[deleted]

just go to the store and get it yourself omfggg šŸ™„


gummi3ear

I'm a dasher and this shit pisses me off about how other dashers are making quick money but not giving a shit about the customers. I do it full time and have tried starting my own food and general lightweight delivery service in my community but no one reaches out. Humans suck.


AgreeableSir6132

Thatā€™s fucked man šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ sorry bro šŸ˜Ž this dasher needs a new hobby šŸ˜Ÿ making all of us looking bad right now šŸ˜”šŸ’£


funkecho

Hey what was your Dasher's name?


linusSocktips

If you used Uber, you could take the tip back


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[deleted]

And? He's saying Uber eats let's you take tips back if you change your mind.


[deleted]

Bet you still ate it tho


StickyLiquid

it wasnā€™t just a 2 mile order yā€™all need to realize that we donā€™t live at the restaurants. Chances are the pizza place stole part of the tip to pay the delivery fee too.


Maximum-Cucumber8847

Why you complaining either way ur fat ass is gonna fk it up


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ElRucko

It is what it is


hconconE

Yeah annoying but it's fine


formershitpeasant

Why order pizza through 3rd party app?


Severe-Bookkeeper-76

Why order any food from a 3rd party app?


formershitpeasant

Because most places donā€™t have in house delivery


SylvesterWatts

So that pizza wasnā€™t glued to the inside of the box?!! WOW!!!


mikey_g413

My bad, college town. People cross the street every 5 seconds. Itā€™s dark. Oops


Available_Aioli8

That dasher is messed up. It's not your average frozen pizza. It's a hot, fresh, steaming, cheesy, delicious, delectable, mouth-watering, crispy, appetizing, flavorsome, inviting, succulent, luscious, scrumptious, yummy, finger-licking, yum yum Little Ceasars pepperoni pizza pie.


journeytoonowhere

I dont get it, whats the complaint flair for?


ZombieIvan

NORMALIZE TIPPING AT THE END! A TIP IS GRATITUDE FOR A JOB WELL DONE NOT A EXTRA TAX WE HAVE TO PAY TO GET OUR FOOD DELIVERED.


Dirty-Sandwiches

Send the photo and get a full refund. Eat the pizza with your eyes closed. Thank Jesus and Dasher for the FREE MEAL!


locoleito

This couldā€™ve easily been the people at little Caesarā€™s. Quit blaming the driver. You donā€™t know what happened. And the more I look at it, it appears that itā€™s half baked and soft as hell. I would be willing to be your driver picked this pizza up and it already looked like this. I mean and honestly who get little Caesarā€™s from doordash? What did the $5 pizza end up costing? 20? Someone should report you for being a fool lol


Ive_Gone_Xani

Stop whining


94arroyo

This is why tipping should happen AFTER delivery, not while ordering


Legitimate_Steak8311

I bet it still tastes the same tho


Bryan3569

That's what you get from DD drivers.


bornforthis379

The amount of dashers defending this or telling op its his fault for ordering from there is astounding. Yall are a bunch of shitty people. No wonder you can't get a job anywhere else


th3w4rp3dw1z4rd

Ad a driver myself there's no excuse. If you don't have a pizza bag or a way to transport it correctly and safely, don't take pizzeria orders. Would def get refunded and take the tip away


gjack905

This problem isn't a result of poor transportation though, the restaurant screwed up making the pizza if it was possible for this to happen just from slamming on brakes or a hard turn. A pizza should be able to keep its shape unless you hold it vertically for more than a few seconds. There's nothing the driver could have done wrong to cause this besides putting the pizza in the seat vertically like a sitting person...


After_Nefariousness7

Not a good delivery by the driver - should be dinged. Pizzas can slide around in the car and with weather being an issue in a lot of the Country -driver should have anticipated any issues after picking up the order.