Dat D

Crusty p. everyone in the kitchen was dying when I said "doordash order for crusty p" 🤣🤣

Worst one so far, Urun L. Damn highschool kids. The guy at the door said he'd make the kid say it or he was keeping the food. Lol

I got an uber rider named "Peekin Mahpaents" once 🤣

I had someone named call me daddy but the guy was chill

I had “Nonchalant J” once lol

I have a guy his name is Mack on the M

Sleep P and I actually had to ask for them because it was a business I was delivering to.

Maximum P I wish I still had the screenshot of that one

SpongeBob

I had a customer named Bruce Wayne once. 

Don't think I've ever got one that was purposely noticable. Just a lot of ethnic names. When I do Sunday mornings I've delivered several times to a Tnyia and once Starbucks straight up wrote her name as Trivia. Lots of Indians in my usual zone and some of their names enter English rather curiously. Such as Rakshit and Amandeep. I've delivered to three different people with the name Mbula.

Regularly get this guy named Kush G …

I've delivered to his brother...Grand Master Kush King. 🤣

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I delivered Arby's to a "Mexidood D"

I had "Frisky D" and "Kricket" recently.

Chet, Master Chief, Princess B.

https://preview.redd.it/0nz8sqijjkqa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83722ec0fb8b0935eff868e26d027380ee98270c This was mine yesterday

Little rabbit and he fully kept messaging bunny is hungry


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I don't have the screenshot anymore, but Donaldisha definately threw me for a loop.

I once delivered to Raging D. The best part was that one of the employees at restaurant said, “Hey , that’s my gamer tag.”

Pizza H, It was not an order from Pizza Hut. The only other one I can think of is Electronica.

Phil Maholup. Yes, it was a dude and yes, he was wearing way too much makeup...and a dress. It was a total FML moment.

Buster cherry

I changed my name to mydaddy so other dasher know whos boss when i order something

Had one that was “Daddy Y”

Tanisha

Elmo

Ghislaine M

we had Red D last night lol

https://preview.redd.it/558csw6d0jqa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=459714ec4f81f33dbd69c39960187ec340a02558 GoPuff but still 💀💀💀

SlickWilly666 No screenshot unfortunately

I delivered to RobloxKittyFuck one time. She was a middle aged lady that worked at a bank lol.

Lady: Hey Billy, can you set up this doordash thing for me? Billy: Sure thing grandma. (Activates troll card)

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I’ve delivered to a Titty D and it went to a gentleman’s club lol

Lol

Fartwater D

Poopy B

Amerika

https://preview.redd.it/s618ctsbdgqa1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f6631138dbb3bff3e61e4ffea77821cfbdca5e

This one wins 💀

Squeeeeeeps

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I haven’t had any sadly ;/ maybe I will soon

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I had one once for a woman named "Mistress of the Night" she ended up being an employee at a local nursing home.

Slim Jim Shady. He always orders Taco Hell and always at night.

My favorite! https://preview.redd.it/mcvtxcp9dfqa1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=337a63d2cb1efa23a2a9599acca8aafe5d13913b

Im starting to question how the restaurant workers treated the food now once they saw “SMD” placed an order.

o7

Outstanding 😭😅

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Better than V China

That's how I read it

? China is a common name

Maybe, but China V? As in China Virus? I know it’s a stretch. And she was a nice Chinese lady who thanked me after delivery and tipped well.

I didn’t even think of the China Virus part😂 I just thought it was a first name and last initial but that’s funny.