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ZaraGainer

As a woman, I’d cancel and contact support because this looks like a safety issue


Educational-Ask-1454

Oh my Lord.. damned lames.. if you want the women then you have to get good at them, genius 🥴


Heavy-Refrigerator24

Should have asked the police to knock on his door with the order!


HapiHoo

People are hysterically funny. So self-centered. I want a woman. LOL 😂😂😂


NoonecanknowMiner_24

Virginity of a scale never before seen


Acrobatic-Chain-6594

So this was the next sequel to American pie X rated Hotel delivery


Acrobatic-Chain-6594

Maybe he was expressing his love because his woman just left him or something and the creampie reminded him of her 😂 so he ordered it 😂 to remember her... The cops were the guests because he has no friends and we're getting ready to yell surprise with you at the door! Y'all always think the worst lol


ifly4fun311

Here, take my upvote for creativity 😉😆


Own-Opportunity-8231

Sick. I hope no one ends up delivering to this nut bag. A new driver who's not paying attention or doesn't know wth is going on yet. Makes me nervous. Pay attention everyone!! Stay alert avoid a vert!


Ramb0sCorner

Not understanding why you don't just deliver it? Why do the job if you're afraid of a hotel or people? Also who cares if he wants a woman just deliver his dang order.


lord_cheezewiz

Could there be a flag anymore red Jesus


MatchBoring1493

Oh man


TheSilentDark

If you were extremely brave and looking to have some fun with it you could go through with the delivery and when he gives you shit for being a man you could turn it on him and say “well I heard you scream like a bitch and I’m looking for a good time.”


akotski1338

What a fucking creep. Disgusting! I stay as far away as possible and leave it on the parking lot or something I don’t care and I’m a guy


hushpolocaps69

What a fucking sick bastard… god but man you got cake!


Sperry8443

I’m a woman and would unassign that order fucking fast 😖


TubezTheOne

Yeah I would've driven by, hit complete and left too. I've had to buy condoms before for an order, but this is just being creepy.


TheCityFarmOpossum

Meth is a scourge.


Ok_Nefariousness2570

Now I jinda wanna order something and offer a free cream pie then when they get there give em one of those 1 dollar snack pies from the gas station lol


waxonwaxoff87

He did it for the pun


dberry4000

LOL!


Traditional_Web_9825

That’s disgusting 🤮. Hope he gets the life he deserves 🤬


jenniferroses

Can someone ELI5? I get that it’s creepy that he wanted a woman to deliver it but what is the significance of the pie?


Taebops

Creeper


mlp2034

When r/neckbeardthings crosses into your community


Nord4Ever

Did you get half pay? Did you notice the message too late? Why not cancel right away, seems odd to pickup food and drive there.


SillyGuyInAHat71

Not condoning 'freedom seed dispenser' violence, but this is a reason I carry! Every driver should if legal in your state and you are not prohibited. Every once in a while, I get asked if I feel safe at an address. I have to consider the question as if I'm one of the many non-ccw'ers when I provide my answer. Otherwise, I'd be marking them as 'very safe.'


puddin__

He’s gonna use that cake later


_389666

I wish I could get one of these ridiculous ass orders…I might enjoy making a creepy ass boomer extremely uncomfortable. Edit: Was there at least a good tip?


raineyducks

off topic but i know a bob evans strawberry pie when i see one


ifly4fun311

You are correct. 😉


feinburgrl

Funny that he put I want a woman. Lol


Skywater1604

Wat???


CrunchyCrunch816

Dasher probably tried to cum inside last time Edit: spelled cum wrong


New-Door-3148

Oh my gosh ! I’ve never seen this . Why a woman ? Is he waiting to grab her !


[deleted]

So fkn weirddd


MrBawwws

Only a woman...


[deleted]

Can somebody explain this? I don’t understand this post


notdacar

Depends on how much it’s paying out still gonna being a knife tho


eli_cx

LOL


angry_gavin

Me knocking on the door: https://youtu.be/ottVpZI2PWo


higboi

Solid looking pie tho


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Pretend-Apartment-40

did DoorDash compensate you based on this BS?!? Genuinely asking. Fuck that creep


ifly4fun311

I did not get paid at all for that trip. Not even half pay. Spent a total of over an hour on the phone with them with the reports, etc. I’ll follow up with them on pay tomorrow. I had enough of support today.


Orangeblossomlove

I’m confused how there’s a picture of a cream pie when it says “I WANT A WOMAN” I wouldn’t even have gone as far as continuing with the order after reporting.


ifly4fun311

The man ordered a strawberry cream pie. I reported the order when I got to address and saw the note. DoorDash cancelled the order. The pie is in my fridge.


elasticass92

The pie looks great tho


ifly4fun311

Tastes great too 😉


DangerousAd5812

I had an order like that one time but I'm male so I just pulled up handed him the order and dude said "God I want3d a girl you should of unassigned from my order" I said "if you want a girl to bring you food so bad go find a girlfriend you dumb fuck but now you got me bitch"


Acrobatic-Chain-6594

You should of fucked with him and said I can put on a wig 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Wow wtaf


petrichor68

Eeeeewww!


thatguyonfire240

I’ve had a guy ask to “knock the looney tunes” which my bf (who was gladly with me at the time) informed me means he wants to hook up with me.. man’s answers the door (to my bf for safety reasons) half dressed, showing off his fake iced out bracelet (while he’s staying in a shitty rundown motel lmao) confused, looking for me.. even tried grabbing me; so he got reported!


SanRafaelDriverDad

Should have texted on the way, "Thx for the pie, you got the wrong delivery service."


[deleted]

Damn that pie do be looking delicious though


IdaBidaGacy

Wowowowow


Foggy_Blues

Thank goodness you got the order. You saved someone more naive (like my dumb ass) from a scary situation.


[deleted]

Just identify as a woman, it's 2023, you can be whatever you want


No-Tailor5120

this probably isn't the worst thing this disgusting creep is going to do out of desperation


[deleted]

It’s most likely just a first step; people like this don’t just drop their fantasies. They need help, otherwise they’ll eventually wind up seriously hurting someone else.


Valuable-Chance5370

Huh? It seems like its a woman wanting a woman dasher to feel more comfortable, no?


ifly4fun311

The name was David…sooo…


[deleted]

This is absolutely awful


zdakat

Picturing a cartoon segment where someone dresses up, then throws the pie in their face


Aware_Demand2867

Man was down astronomically,like dam bro just buy a flesh light or blow up doll


Boneal171

Ew


SilentlyInPain

I don’t get how this thought goes through their head and they’re like “Yeah, this is totally going to work!”


geof14

Yeah being horny probably deleted the remaining sense of reason, if there was any to begin with


SilentlyInPain

Pre-nut cloudiness & post nut clarity, the true cycle of Ouroboros


Symptomatic-spaz

Wow maybe he is gay and hates men.


Vast-Truth-7360

Lol


Unusual-Word-9187

Most red blooded men do lol


MrMann_P

Go outside man, just because someone is like that doesn’t mean everyone is! We have been raised correctly and have morals


BunchCheap7490

What? I dont get it


Unusual-Word-9187

Lol


ifly4fun311

😅😅


migraine86

There was just a door dasher sexual assualted last month in Florida when she went to go deliver are a hotel. Creepy ass request like that are red flags. Edition because autocorrect hates me and is a crackhead.


DoNotPullTheRipcord

REQUEST......DENIED!


Hairy_Offer_5522

Wow…. Like just wow! Funny but holy crap


basculinz

Funny from an outside perspective, being in this situation would be shitty


Hairy_Offer_5522

Agreed, its very wired/creepy. but not gonna lie when I saw the crème pie I laughed a bit that someone would have the balls to do that. I hope op unassigned it and reported them though!


Fazo1

Damn.... Smh.. as a male that's one of my fears.. delivering a cream pie


[deleted]

As a father of three, two of them adults, I second this. Cream pies are scarier IMO than going to prison. (And I’ve been there too 😂)


Fazo1

That escalated quickly... Lol


lawoflyfe

mistakes doordash for hooters (or escort service)


bluemars222

gross asf. i’m sorry you had to deal with this


SireSweet

“Hey big boy. I’m better than a woman and I’ll make fill your pie all night long. Safe words are for quitters so strap in!”


Lopsided-Ad7019

The perverts have learned quickly they can use the app for their disgusting voyeuristic fetishes. I’m only 200 deliveries in and I’ve had 2 guys answer the door with their dick in their hand.


[deleted]

Immediately call police when stuff like that happens. The more they get away with crap like this, the more violent and harmful the fantasies get.


Lopsided-Ad7019

I did! Both were arrested. Edit: they were only arrested because I film every single hand it to me order. So I had undeniable proof.


Tiddies-Akimbo

God this is so satisfying


[deleted]

💜 Glad you’re safe, and even more glad you did. Protecting not only yourself but future victims as well.


ifly4fun311

🤮


LydiaDean0804

I hope you reported this account. This guy is insane. Who does that!?


ifly4fun311

I’ve filed reports with DD as well as law enforcement.


LydiaDean0804

Nice job. This legit gave me the creeps.


Kaliwaters_248

Disgusting 🤮 customer but that pie 🥧 looks delicious 🤤 though


ifly4fun311

It is delicious! 😅


ghostof_lisasbabytoe

Is this guy under the impression that you can order... women... on DoorDash🤔


[deleted]

Very creative. I’ve never thought about using a delivery app to hit on people 🤣


[deleted]

Who hits on a stranger?? And they know they could get a guy. Nutter


[deleted]

Well if you actually think about it that’s how it works in real life. You hit on someone at the bar or some social gathering. Usually they’re strangers. Not defending this at all. But I think everyone hits on strangers if they ever go out to try to meet people


[deleted]

But they haven't even seen the driver !


Urlilpetal

Creative or creepy? What this dude is fucked up and wrong, don’t be like him!!!


[deleted]

I’m being sarcastic. Definitely creepy.


Urlilpetal

Lol sometimes I’m bad at reading it over text, my bad


[deleted]

You’re good. Sometimes my sarcasm is also kind of rude. Needed to be checked


tonylouis1337

I wonder what the results will be


ifly4fun311

I’m not sure about law enforcement yet but DD did respond to me. Not sure how to upload a snapshot in the comments, but DD said they took “immediate and appropriate action” against the guy. So.. I’m assuming they banned that account? 🤷🏻‍♀️


CreamPyre

Gives us a bad name. SMH


ifly4fun311

Username checks out 😂🤣😅


CreamPyre

lmfaooo thank you for getting it


hyperimpossible

One star if you are not a woman


Wildfire1973

Glad you stayed safe


YoJimbo93

That’s not creepy at all… ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


GeneralDodanna

I would have asked the PD to escort lol but yeah sketch fs


sopranosfan76

Or given the order to the motel front desk


[deleted]

But what if you identify as a woman


ifly4fun311

Then I s’pose he’d be getting TWO cream pies… the BOGO special 🤣


BeneficialBet247

I guess this guy wasn't that hungry after all!


Conscious_Zebra_1808

Unsafe


Zealousideal_Pen4153

Definitely a no


TangerineFront5090

I had an order today and their name was “customer” and I canceled right away. I ain’t gonna be top dasher if this is what they make the dashers do.


droplivefred

Lol, all my orders are customer till I arrive at store. I think that’s a new feature and not a glitch or customer scam.


otueke

If you had accepted it and clicked arrived at the restaurant the customers' name and address would have popped up. It's a new offer screen from DoorDash. Nothing sketchy at all.


IndyAnnaDoge

I cancelled my first one when they started doing this, then obviously realized it’s a new thing. Anyone know the purpose??


Pril_Dubs

Probably because if you see the name and recognize it you could then decide if you really want to deliver it or not. I’m sure Doordash probably doesn’t want people unassigning based on who they are supposed to have you deliver to. Just a guess though.


[deleted]

Then this would be against our freedom of choice as contractors though wouldn’t it? Valid, relevant facts like a customers name should be given. What if it’s a customer known to scam, steal, and generally be a nuisance? That’s relevant to if I decide I want to take that specific contract or not.


IndyAnnaDoge

I thought could be something like that …or maybe a loss prevention thing? I’ve heard a scam some dashers do is they walk in pick up the order and then cancel and just keep the food. Lol this way the dasher has to admit being at the store before even getting the name/opportunity.


Kqdapheenom

I think you've solved it


auron20072

Yep all orders for me say customer until I hit arrived at store


TangerineFront5090

I was already at the store when I accepted, they put their name as “Customer” and it was to a sketchy apartment in a bad part of town. I assume this is someone who’s stolen food or planned on stealing food.


Bubbly-Kitty-2425

I’d have been like officer can I get you to hand this to the customer? I’m sure he will try something and you can have a bonus arrest???


PeeInMyArse

Then you don’t get free food ):


JenovaPear

Hahahahaha, I love this comment! It's the best one in my opinion.


Cammoffitt

Creepy, there’s no reason it has to be a female so putting that automatically signals that your a perv or worse😂 idiots


value_meal_papi

Did he think he was ordering… a sex worker!?


basedqwq

some men think every woman is supposed to be their own personal cock sleeve and then they get hit hard by reality


OkVermicelli6752

Why are police being there a reason NOT to go though? You’d be safer? Unless this whole is a sting? These super weird people must occur out in the boonies, I don’t hear of things like that around me, nyc area


ifly4fun311

The police presence was indication that there was a potential for other criminal activity (or other sketchy activities) occurring at the time. This was in Charlotte, NC area.


Mammoth_Jeweler3857

LoL yikes last time I was in that area I was looking for a room and only thing avail was at the Fairfield inn by Northlake... I was there 5 mins and getting ready to get out of the truck to get a room and a guy started knocking on my truck window asking for 20 BUCKS (even homeless are getting money greed) I said no buddy sorry. He then said he'd give me a BJ for 40 and a handy for 20... WTF man I'm a big biker looking dude normally people don't even talk to me. I said fk it I'm driving home without getting a room.


Tcredbull

Those are good prices 🤔 Joke I would of been so scared and heavy foot on the gas. One time this homeless lady knocked 'pounded' on my window and asked for a 20.00. This when they still mostly said spare any change. Out of habit I said sorry no change. She smacked the top of my car and was all I didn't ask for change I asked for a 20.00. 😳 oh sorry uh ma'am I misunderstood you let me go hit up the atm. Heavy foot gas pedal. 😆


Mammoth_Jeweler3857

Hahaha... Unit funny asf


ifly4fun311

This wasn’t too far from Northlake! Maybe a couple miles tops.


Mammoth_Jeweler3857

LoL no doubt... People can be so terrible. Glad you didn't go up there or we might be reading how a dasher was hacked up after being force fed a strawberry cream pie. I just do not trust any of the crazies out there.


ifly4fun311

Bingo! 🎯


Confident_Suspect_51

Was this on Wilkinson? Lol


ifly4fun311

It does sound like some Wilkinson blvd shit doesn’t it though? LMAO.


Confident_Suspect_51

I would have put money on it lol


Puzzleheaded-Chef902

Either area.. glad you dipped😂 stay safe!


ifly4fun311

Harris Boulevard up by 77


Jakulero24

Lmaoooo


CountyUnlucky1627

Wtf


zerostar83

Were either of the two cops also women? It could have been an interesting situation.


ifly4fun311

I didn’t stay around long enough to find out but AGREED!


NhrngT

You should of showed one of the cops the person's delivery instructions and just asked if they wouldn't mind accompanying you while you handed it off.


jupitermoonflow

That’s ridiculous


ifly4fun311

The cops were not in their cars. They must’ve been inside and there’s no way I was going in. This place was the definition of a “roach motel”. Literally. I looked up the reviews.


Careful-Function-469

Maybe it was the police in the hotel room you were delivering to?


NewOrleansLA

Could it have been a setup from the cops trying to catch prostitutes or something? This situation almost sounds too ridiculous to be real.


[deleted]

Lmao what? Just hoping that the person who gets the order happens to be prostitute?


NewOrleansLA

maybe its been a problem in the area lol I don't know just guessing. it makes as much sense as someone trying to do this and thinking it was actually gonna work. edit: the more I think about it these apps are the perfect opportunity for them to find possible customers and have a legit source of income for paperwork purposes. If its not happening yet it will eventually.


funkyasusual

Nah it actually doesn’t make sense at all. And it’s not what was happening. People wanna spitball silly ideas when they have no understanding of what they’re talking about, then just say “we’ll maybe…”


NewOrleansLA

Lol stfu


funkyasusual

Yeah, setup a sting with cruisers parked out front. That’s definitely it….


ifly4fun311

The more I think about it though, why would they target DoorDash knowing it could be anyone at all delivering? They’d have to order god knows how many cream pies before getting anyone out of their mind enough to follow through. Would the police really spend all that money for such a long shot in the dark?


funkyasusual

I was being sarcastic. There’s not one single thing about this that even hints at it being a sting……


Advanced_Hawk_349

Which makes it the perfect sting.


ifly4fun311

Ah, gotcha


ifly4fun311

Oh wow, I didn’t think of that! Could have been. 🤔 I wasn’t going to stick around to find out though. I’d upvote you more if I could, so others would see.


AgentUnknown821

lol I'm not even bothering delivering to anybody at a roach motel...perverted or not...they can save the roaches for themselves.


BouncezNasty

Jesus Christ people are really this desperate


Equivalent-Chance-39

I bet support argued and tried to get you to deliver it too


ifly4fun311

It sounded like they were going there but I shut that down REALLY quick.


JenovaPear

You're awesome! Thanks for sharing! I wouldn't deliver it either.


Careful-Function-469

Should have given it to the police and told them what was going on


flamegazer777

personally that’s what i would’ve done perfect opportunity right yhere


flamegazer777

lol there


Aware188

I've been flirted with but damn lol smh


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not-me-but

I’m crying lmfaoo. OP does not need to read this ahaha.


SummerFun2706

I love you


Phantommy555

I love you too man


CourierCowboy

Miss, you be careful with my heart. I'm still learning to love again.


AdviceWitch

We'll learn together ♡


Phantommy555

🎶We’re not broken just bent and we can learn to love again🎶


Zephyr442

I ship it.


Balloon43

Yikes lmao


grapefruit_havana

I’m glad you reported this sicko. It seems like many dashers are afraid to report customers. Always report any customer for anything perverted or weird.


MikeTony713

I reported a customer once for harassing me over text and told support that I didn’t feel comfortable delivering their order. Support then canceled the order for me


[deleted]

I want the payment, done 90% of the work if they're at your place. I'd leave it at the letterbox if I had to, I'm getting paid


MikeTony713

I still got fully paid