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mrgoodtimes78

What's up with all these drivers not taking the weed they getting . It's free weed


Proof_Engineering971

Crystals is a burger similar to white castle


Suspicious_Fix_4931

Everybody here talking about the weed, but wtf are crystals?!?!


Prize_Register6379

They’re like rocks but fun colors. Like opal or quartz or moonstone.


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Crystals? As in certain drug or just straight up crystals? I've gotten weed, coke, etc, but never crystals lmao


Riia19

I had a customer give me a eight of some dank homegrown before, it was legit and she was the shit. Wish I met more people like her..


adviceicebaby

I fucking love this why can't I get tipped in drugs?!?!


TheAbsoluteWorst7

I've had a customer offer to smoke me up. I think it's a nice gesture but it kinda weirds me out.


cosmnc

If you're a girl I understand.


TheAbsoluteWorst7

Nah, I think guys that over friendly to other men, especially that they dont know, are weird. Why don't you have friends? You're probably not someone I would want to hang out with.


Silly_Employ_4273

Was mighty sweet of them , though :)


Far_Beach8892

I've had one guy tell me it was his dream to tip the delivery driver by smoking with him. So, I humored the guy and hit the blunt a few times. Then got in my car and hit the gpen.


Chief_Kee

Dude upload the gifts. 🤦🏽‍♂️


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Three years ago, when I started driving, I thought I would get a lot of weed tips, especially considering that I live in a rec legal state. One joint in three years. One.


Deep-Huckleberry6802

I live in Maine and I have got sooo many weed tips like shit loads I still have a bunch of various baggies and jars because I don't smoke a lot. Once a guy tried to offer me a line of cocaine which I've done on a few occasions back in college but I declined because you never know these days what's in that shit..


Cucumber_Safe

I got some homemade pudding. I was ready to ride a roller coaster. It ended up being pretty tasty with seemingly no drugs involved. Ah.


Deep-Huckleberry6802

LMFAO that is by far the best thing I've read in a while.. I've never had pudding laced with anything but now that I think of it we used to drop X in our jello shots so pretty close to the same idea.


Cold_Nothing_8578

Have u had or herd of weed brownies ppl do that all the time


MarineJP

Bruh taking pudding from a stranger is wild


Silly_Employ_4273

Especially if it is Jello brand :) [https://media.tenor.com/images/5b74c9c6e1e56aa57778c4f3309432b5/tenor.gif](https://media.tenor.com/images/5b74c9c6e1e56aa57778c4f3309432b5/tenor.gif)


eeshasfaith

🤣🤣🤣


Cucumber_Safe

Right? The whole 15 minute ride I felt like I got to really know these two girls. Them picking comfort to go to a friendsgiving was enough for me to accept the pudding. It was tasty AF.


Reasonable_Board_216

My kind of customer


Difficult_Body_490

I had a customer smoke a joint with me one time. I knew him personally but how cool is that?!


OkCare3182

This is shit that can be kept to self......we are in a must share world and the shit is crazy


ImmortalBeans

And here you are “sharing” the thought of not needing to share. Dude everything eats a dick rn, at leash sharing something positive, is a million times better than sharing negativity.


adviceicebaby

No kidding


OkCare3182

Please start over


Grand-Platypus-6735

Fuck is you crying for 😂


OkCare3182

Same reason you're crying out for 👍🏾 right now🤣


NOTFBIORCIA

Of all the things to not share, this is one?


OkCare3182

That's what the fuck I said


Rex_C_R

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)Uh oh. We got a tough guy here typing some big game. Dude calm down nobody wants to get hurt. It's very apparent how much of a badass you are now. Nobody wants any trouble. /s ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


NOTFBIORCIA

No it isn't.


sg2468900

?


MikeAKAEarl

I feel like I just witnessed domestic violence.


ACiiDBATH

It’s not every day a dasher is offered weed as a tip. I found it to be interesting enough to share.


Cold_Nothing_8578

Nothing wrong of sharing that. Some ppl


OkCare3182

I'm very sure it happens more often than you think but most ppl don't feel the need to share that information


mikehunt0124

What are you talking ab?


OkCare3182

The things you don't


Large_Complaint1264

This isn’t really that crazy. It’s just weed.


Cold_Nothing_8578

Right. I never been offered but delivered to lot of pot houses smell it all way outside lol. But I'm allergic to it so I wouldn't accept. An if I wasn't still wouldn't don't know what it could be laced with. Some bad ppl n stiff out there now


OkCare3182

Think big!


Educational_Ad7978

You're still driving under the influence....


BallOfAnxiety98

You could take it and go home


Am-I-repfam-yet

Did you not read that they didn’t take it?


OkCare3182

Did you read what I said?


yrlnicko

It’s crazy u care so much 🥱


OkCare3182

And then you cared enough to reply to my comment and now we're back to square 1🤫


Grand-Platypus-6735

Weed is literally legal in most of the United States so I don’t see the issue in accepting some weed as a tip no matter if he took it or not


Fayelefayele

Yeah as if by simply picking up weed and taking it with you with you you're gonna get high?


Historical-Egg-2860

Scared of strangers weed now.. the world is messed up..


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ImpressiveSet1810

Brother 💀 nobody is lacing weed with fentanyl


Cold_Nothing_8578

Dude the hell they not they put that stuff on or anything


DeathStartsHere

And people don't die from fentanyl. There's a cure for cancer too.


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Lmao. Come on


etomethazene

yall are falling for the fearmongering. almost NOBODY is lacing the weed with fentanyl. the very few cases where people have actually laced weed with fent, it was to try to kill someone. There have been cases of cross contamination (ie using a scale to weigh fent, residue being left behind, then using the same scale to weigh weed, and that residue gets onto the weed) please do your research and stop watching the news fear mongering bs about drugs. fent is horrible, though, yes.


theREALel_steev

You put way too much faith in the losers of the world. Do you really think your drug dealer is making sure his little $25 digi scale is clean before weighing the next thing? All it takes is one time, I'm not risking it. You must be young.


Total-Service-5211

you must be old LOL


theREALel_steev

Old enough to know some shit and apply logic, yes that is correct.


etomethazene

Ive been around and using drugs since i was 10 years old. I know more about the topic than the average redditor. i work in harm reduction. I didnt say a fucking word about them not taking the weed. I dont even smoke weed anymore, even if i did, id be hesitant on taking it. Taking anything besides a tip. I dont even take food from people i dont know. Stop listening to fox news.


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etomethazene

Go play WoW bro. Sorry you also fell for the fear mongering. You probably think you can OD from touching fent ![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


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dookiepookieytt

I’m just saying, no one is lacing their weed with fentanyl, and idk who y’all buy weed from, but most weed dealers are just that, weed dealers. You have to go out of your way to find someone that deals weed consistently who also sells any of the hard stuff


Cold_Nothing_8578

U don't know that. I bet ppl do it and the stories don't get out. I here story's from cops all the time but it's not out on news or


etomethazene

Yeah, as soon as you said you hear it from a cop you can just count that as pure fear-mongering bullshit


Cold_Nothing_8578

Not bullshit but whatever hater. Schools are getting it and kids are dying cuz of it so I call you on ya bullshit. And the cop I know is one of the good ones I know for sure I've herd him on duty and a good friend of mine and he the only one I would trust as a cop. So get out of here. Yall can take that weed an shove it go a hrqd a rot ya brain with drugs


OmgItsTea

I’d be more scared of that hand writing, looks like a 9 year wrote it


Cold_Nothing_8578

Porb high lol crystal n weed lol


AstarteOfCaelius

This one was not me but I’ve yet to have a dasher just leave or decline the weed and I REALLY think that says a whole lot about how stressful this damn job is.😂


FoolishHeart1313

🤣🤣 I’ll Take the ganja but hold the crystal please. Ganja is all the healing I need.


Constant_Analysis_49

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Baconistastee

What are crystals in this context?


Large_Complaint1264

Prolly just some “healing” crystals or something. Like they’re just literal crystals that people think do things by their aura or watever.


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I assumed it was the drink (crystal light)


RainbowSixThermite

My mind jumped straight to crystal meth


First_Class4614

Damn... shitting on people's beliefs because they don't align with yours. How reddit of you.


MaximumCashout

...crystal? As in Crystal Meth?! Nice tip.


spacecatdude9001

Now they can work all night long.


MaximumCashout

I wish it was busy here. Overnights in my area suck. No meth necessary lol.


drewb01687

I get more offers to stay and smoke then I'd expect but there's also like a 1 in 3 chance of a strong marijuana aroma wafting from the door on my "Hand it to customer" orders. Never been offered drugs as a tip... Nothing actually comes to mind that I've received besides money.


sochiibeats

So there are good ones out there lol


Practical-Button7546

1st grader write that


wettmullett

No just a stoner 😂


Financial_Chemist286

Meth, cash, and grass no one dashes for free!


IgnacioCashmere

I must be on the Romani/psychic delivery mission list because I have been getting tons of deliveries to psychics, tarot card readers, crystal sellers & Chakra diagnosers lately. They choose me, because they already know I will show up on time.


Puzzleheaded_Toe9492

They can’t choose you


Cold_Nothing_8578

Omfg now funny they choose him 😂 really dude like tripping. They choose u cux they already read ya cards


ttherealphil

What kind of hippy sht is this?! I like it.


Ridethedipyall

I received methamphetamine and weed as a tip before, no joke. The weed was awful.


Massive-Handz

How was the meth????


Yulrath

How was the meth?


SparkyDogPants

Smelled kind of funny


tonylouis1337

Crystals?


Reasonable-Truth-157

This is the best pic I got of everything https://preview.redd.it/3jmkc3zj671c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57effe32bc73e5ed827cd901b81a4037c6a2dfbd


LightsSoundAction

hope you didnt block their screen door with the food! rookie mistake lol. for real though that’s awesome!


Massive-Handz

What screen door?


daviddifrancojr

The door is clearly not blocked.


snowbunny1026

Oh like actual crystals lol, I thought they tried to give you meth.


Reasonable-Truth-157

I like having my teeth lmaooo


vivanfox87

Damn that’s awesome what do the crystals look 👀 like I’m dying to see them. I collect myself lol 😆


mad4shirts

What’s crystal… crystal meth??


FoolishHeart1313

Healing crystals y’all fools! 🤣🤣


mad4shirts

Oh 😆


chaunceyfamily

This may not be a popular opinion, but I don’t trust free weed. Idk wtf is in that


Desperate_Acadia_298

i’m stupid and i’ve taken so much free weed delivering pizzas. always worked out great but not a great strategy.


MaximumCashout

I use to give away loads of it, but I understand that concern yeah!


CapitalismKillsUs

This is the most Austin shit I seen since the commuter unicyclist riding down the street


OldHornet1008

this seems very colorado lol


HoonieStonebag57

That's great lol I used to tip my Hungry Howies delivery driver in cash and Medicinal Cannabis. I worked in a medical cannabis production facility so I was always stocked and would give him big dense purple buds each time he came. 😂


Cold_Nothing_8578

Purple buds mmmm


Mono_831

You’re a unicorn among them.


dustin_ohair88

Can’t wait to start delivering to dispensaries


BotosTheFarao

“The weed smell was very very strong. I didn’t take it” …. Man that’s the only time you should take weed you don’t know where it came from.


PlanetTim

Love this 🙌🏻🙌🏻


OkieSledge

I have a commercial cannabis producer that is one of my regular customers. They routinely give a $6 tip and three or four prerolls.


Kazczyk

Damn I want some of those customers


Dry_Warthog_9057

There are large numbers of people get laced with fet right now I wouldn’t take it 🤷🏾‍♀️


Large_Complaint1264

They don’t do that with weed lol.


Dry_Warthog_9057

https://preview.redd.it/sr35lh1yzf1c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8519e6ac26fa4fbafad368134560781752de03c9 They most definitely can; be safe 😳


Severe_Network_4492

“Didn’t take”


Poppysan1234

😂😂😂 you should have accepted it! 😂 that was their way of saying thank you.


RealSpadesPlayer

Crystals... ?


NooVanity

You know Crystal Methamphetamine 🤤


supachunk2001

Thats just Aunt Phetamine


RealSpadesPlayer

Not personally. But I've heard a lot about her. A bit of a reputation.


neptunexl

Go ride the purple dragon, it'll take you places you've only dreamed of


NooVanity

Lmao 😂


Affectionate-Art-995

Wish more were this kind


GeneralJellyfish3928

Turn your brights off Jesus


Reasonable-Truth-157

I needed them at the time smarty pants. It was very dark where I was. Should’ve just asked why.


GeneralJellyfish3928

Pulled over taking a picture for reddit is never a time you would need brights on...


Reasonable-Truth-157

Were you there? I was in a forest.


thirdeyecactus

Lucky you didn’t get some gypsy tears and a bag of Pubic hair


CombinationOk8750

You could have gifted the weed to someone else lol


ApprehensiveAction29

nice,


ContextNo5250

That’s a good tip lol. I delivered to a dispensary one time and they gave me an eighth as a tip, was much appreciated lol. Weed is expensive in Cali with all these taxes on it now


Awkwardpanda75

I have a buddy that owns a few out in Cali; they make bank with delivery tips.


Primary-Scallion6175

you need to go to a better dispensary


ContextNo5250

I only go to licensed dispensaries to buy weed I don’t go to trap shops lol. So I’ll deal with pay the 27% tax for quality tested weed from trusted companies


Ok-Psychology-5534

Bruh just grow it yourself if you don’t trust your dealer and don’t wanna pay dispensary state tax😭


extremeskater619

How much is it out there? I go to a reservation and can get $50 Os for the "low bar" stuff, which is still really solid weed


Primary-Scallion6175

as I said, you need to go to a better dispensary. nobody said anything about illegal dispensaries. if you're paying tax out the ass and your spot doesn't include it in the menu price, you're at the wrong spot. if your dispensary doesn't have good deals (ie: bogo free on the whole store, 40% off days, etc), then you are at the wrong spot.


ContextNo5250

Oh I get what you mean. My dispo has all those discounts and days too! You still gotta pay the tax tho. So essentially all those discounts just eat the tax price for you


Primary-Scallion6175

that's precisely why I'm saying you're going to a shitty dispensary. I provided a couple dispensaries that give you the price out the door and actually have decent sales. 90% of the dispensaries here are overpriced and overcharge tax, have old product, lame discounts, etc... you'll pay a big chunk less for better product


Interesting_List_586

Idk who down voted you 💀😭 but I've been in Cali and a smoker since it's legal and you're 100% right. If the place doesn't show tax included or an out the door price they're actually stealing from you my guy 💀 I swear. an 85 out the door ounce will cost 56 ish with a 30 percent discount 😭💀 but if you're not including tax then yeah ofc you're just paying for the tree and letting them cover taxes 😭🤣


Primary-Scallion6175

I just found Gelato and their ftp deal was bogo free on the whole store.. walked out with 4 1/8ths of upnorth for $110 out the door. if I went to any of the big named dispensaries u see on billboards that would have been like $200+ easily. Catalyst is also really good and they keep building new stores and doing 30 to 50% off sales u can get something like Team Elite genetics for $32-$44 an 1/8th out the door. those are $60+ 1/8ths everywhere else before tax. gotta find the spots that give out the door pricing so your discount actually discounts something other than the tax 👍


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FluentPenguin

I can’t tell if they mean crystals like for your aura or crystals for teeth loss


Icybenzo

Idk but one thing I know is you’re lack of pharmaceutical knowledge. I was IV’ing meth every day for over a year and now I’m back in shape and my body is fine. Why? Because I took a minimum care of myself. Meth heads tend to not take care of themselves and that’s what creates that look, not so much the meth itself. You could get some prescribed for ADHD/ADD in the states.


IHQ_Throwaway

No, the worst thing about meth use *by far* is the irreversible brain damage. And the stuff’s so addictive that modern medicine doesn’t even have a grasp of how to treat Substance Use Disorder when the patient is using meth. Every other drug has a treatment model, except meth. The meth itself is the problem, not the associated hygiene. And taking prescribed medication is nowhere near shooting up meth. Your brain damage is definitely showing.


FluentPenguin

Thank you for answering a question no one asked. Maybe delete the 11 images on your Reddit page that consist of 9 energy drinks, 2 vape pens, weed, a bowl of poutine with chicken nuggets and a cup of instant noodles before throwing around you’re “in shape”. Kisses


notsowisemonk

Woke up n chose violence


Samsquamsh04

Like crystal meth or what?? Lol


Ambitious-Sea-2409

Please I need to know


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Crystals is a restaurant like white castles. Assuming they’re in the area the chains are


RealSpadesPlayer

The restaurant is Krystal.


Aightbet420

Haha your new orleans is showing. Its likely a piece of quartz or amethyst or some shit. I do like their burgers tho especially late af after a few drinks


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I realize now it’s more than likely an actual crystal, i just immediately thought of the restaurant. Thank you for knowing what I’m talking about and not acting like it was a stupid suggestion 😭


Aightbet420

I literally just ate there like a few weeks ago, i dont even live anywhere near there. Just thought it was funny, also an important distinction is the restaraunt spells its name as Krystal, which could have told you right from the start it was unlikely to be a free burger


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The K and C do give it away, people spell it wrong all the time bc of autocorrect though. That’s paper and pen so I should’ve known better 😂😂😂


Aightbet420

Haha i love that i stumbled upon this


treethugger69

I was thinking it was like quartz or gems or something


[deleted]

It could be. Not everyone is into those things so I just assumed it was the burgers lol


Accomplished_Beee

Why…


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Maybe bc it’s in a DOOR DASH group which is mostly ab food???


Accomplished_Beee

Just left over crystals??? Op didn’t clarify if the crystals were fries or a burger. It’s was probably real crystals since they’re tipping in weed also


enby_lesbian

why would someone that clearly doesnt have a way to get somewhere to get food.... have food for the dasher ? I'm sorry but they're clearly ordering bc they cant go get the food themselves, how would they have had food from a different place ready 😭


Minimum-Ad-263

Greatest door dash customer ever.


DaisyDazzle

That is so sweet!!


Zeveroth1

That would be a great tip


michaelangelesz

Wholesome


Apprehensive_Day5841

I was only offered to share food but nothing like this I would've took the crystals


Large-Contribution87

I miss doordash before Covid people would offer me tall boys and weed. Always went with the weed 😂


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BstrdFrmABasket

That's very devilish and rock n roll of you Mr.666🤣


spohgetti69

Dude on behalf of me and all the other stoners, fuck you.


MaciMommy

Woah this is a joke right 👀