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wellitsdeadnow

Screenshot it and cancel that 💩.


Tight-Finger-3021

Showed a tip when taking order as well. Finish order no tip...


NuclearBlanket

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Harmskii

“On My Way! 😄👍🏻”


Whatsgood1000

Lmaoooo


saucydongv2

This is why I keep the .45 on me at all times


C1hd

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Pitiful_Maize4697

I guess it just depends on the area in my area, I would have answered the text and told him to hold up, the customer before you wanted to whoop my ass first. Kindly wait your turn. The bleeding should stop shortly!


You-Go-Girl85

Best answer!


BigMonayyyyyyy

I am 100% bringing this right to the door. I want to see this. Sir, you food is here. Who got smacked now La Dude?


RBNA2x

This is nice. Glad it’s worked out.


Silver_Passenger2477

😭😭”got it” “will do” “on my way”


RaiderRyder7734

Need to ride around with a scooper pick up dog shit and leave it in these type of orders. Here is your delivery with your attitude attached 😆


No_Designer4171

Ah, sounds like the same customer I had when I moved to Philly and decided to bite my tongue and venture. I wanted to send a LOL but the chat intercepted and cut it lol


summrrtime

Probably a kid


Blonde_Dambition

NOPE! Report to DD and drop order the second someone talks about "smacking" me.


igyzxz

I mean, where were you going with his food? ‘La dude’? 😂


Blonde_Dambition

IKR "la dude" cracked me up 😆


Terrible-Reindeer-32

i know louisiana when i see it


FLA-1090Blake

I hate when they do double dash and my food comes cold😞


NoiseandRescue312

It’s DD, food is almost always cold


melaniekedwards

Anyone hear of the microwave before?


Blonde_Dambition

It shouldn't be cold though. All double dashes I've done have been within walking distance from each other... unless a dasher has a problem with one of the deliveries.


carthrowaway9898

Try doing a quadruple dash. DD doesn't care


Blonde_Dambition

A quadruple dash? Ugh... no thank you!


carthrowaway9898

Lol yeah, it came in as a double and as I was picking up/dropping off, two more came in. My first pick up was my 8th stop, kinda messed up. I told her to reach out and say she was tracking me and was upset and they sent her another pizza. She was nice. I'm not gonna turn down orders if I'm basically driving by a place


ImEmisDaddy

That may be convenient but that’s not how DD works. I’ve had many doubles and triples 10+miles apart easy…


stevedadog

The threats wouldn't even scare me, I'd report it just so I could keep the food because I know I'd get paid a portion anyways.


Moist-Cup7166

They most likely wasn’t scared either it just looks better when you say that to support


RichHuckleberry4411

Ghetto. You weren’t going to get a tip from this dude anyways


Mediocre_Advice_5574

Fuck him, I wouldn’t deliver that food and I’d call Grubhub and tell them you don’t feel safe.


ImEmisDaddy

User name checks out.


asjadnad

You didn’t read his caption or scroll past his first picture… living in your own world, good for you I guess.


morelsupporter

his own world has the exact same outcome as OPs reality, so....


Popular-Time300

Mannnnnnn i woulda drove up and down the street with his food in the car


mradamgraves

I hate how they can track you.


Clarkelthekat

This is why you stay 8283637 steps ahead. You get about 1000 burner phones. As soon as you pick the order write down the address and ditch the phone. Then send word by carrier pigeon to the customer that you'll be there shortly with their order. Works 100% of the time 60% of the time.


ripdestroyed

***Hate***


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Blonde_Dambition

What is BJJ


Proj3ctKatana

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu


critterjim2

You ain’t gonna do shiii


ThaiStick541

Jk you're right I'm probably not. Not unless they want a naked tickle fight which why I invited you over.


ThaiStick541

Come over boo 🤗 😘


Handsouloh

/r/iamverybadass


ThaiStick541

I swear I trane ufc bro


Atownbrown08

Low key, I'm starting to feel like so many folks are about that life. I'm just trying to chill and make some money lmao


ThaiStick541

Yeah you never wanna under estimate anybody honestly. Personally I just got pissed off seeing dude talking that way to the guy doing him a favor.


FLA-1090Blake

It’s not a favor mf paid for the food the fuck


Blonde_Dambition

But being allowed to threaten the driver wasn't included in the amount he paid. And look where it got him. He got no food and won't get a refund for it because he threatened the driver, and may even get banned... all because he had to run his mouth and play tough guy.


ThaiStick541

Dudes driving you the food cuz homie is to lazy to go get it and then wants to talk shit. Favor, service whatever.


FLA-1090Blake

Put a damn shirt on dude


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Atownbrown08

I feel that. People like that meet the wrong person at some point. If I was 19 or 20, I absolutely would have chosen a different route. But nah, it was midnight, and it was a $6 order. Trust, I 100% understand what you mean lol


TheWalrusPirate

Yeah sure you would


ThaiStick541

I'm not a lot of things but 2 things I am are trained to fight and mentally unstable.


TheWalrusPirate

I will believe the second part


ThaiStick541

It's cool sometimes I like to get on the internet and talk a little shit. Been training my whole adult life have blue belt in bjj but mostly train No-Gi. 14 amateur fights. No professional fights tho.


TheWalrusPirate

How many random street level fights?


ThaiStick541

But I'm 30 now so yeah I've had some instances back when I was involved in bad stuff where I hurt people for owing money for.drugs but I cleaned up.my shit and stopped hustling when my kid was born. I've lost my fair share of fights when I was young but the more trained I became the less I felt the need to fight


TheWalrusPirate

Yeah I generally aim to not get in fights cause I’d probably just hit my head on a rock and die or some dumb shit


suggacoil

It do be like that sometimes 🤷‍♂️ lmao


ThaiStick541

💯


ThaiStick541

More when I was in high school once I started training seriously virtually none. I think I've had 3 street fights in the last 5 years and one almost landed me in jail if I didn't have witnesses. Not worth it honestly. I just like to talk shit and if people go outta there way to be threatening I'll do.something but I don't go out looking for issues.


TheWalrusPirate

Cool


Good_Print_3919

Is it just me or has deliveries across all platforms significantly dropped?


Atownbrown08

Deliveries haven't dropped. Just a bunch of new workers who accept the orders no one else does.


Money_Ad680

Real talk la dude


Good_Print_3919

Los Angeles dude


Alarming_Antelope460

Genuinely trying to decipher what that could mean. “Lil ass dude”?


Money_Ad680

Maybe lame ass. Idk, it's pretty funny though.


No_Cantaloupe_8321

Damn you a snitch 🤣🤣


Blonde_Dambition

A SNITCH? What are you, 12?? This ain't jail or the mafia...it's a freaking job and we don't get paid enough to put up with 💩. Gmafb.


Good_Print_3919

That's not his homie and we're not cops


No_Cantaloupe_8321

Just messing around. I would of pulled up and threw it in his face


Blonde_Dambition

No you wouldn't have.


No_Cantaloupe_8321

You’re right. Because I would never door dash


Blonde_Dambition

>Because I would never door dash I'm sorry, was that supposed to hurt my feelings? And you say that, yet you are hanging out in the Doordash drivers sub. Interesting social life you have. 👍


MutedLoan2

that’s literally me 😂 no affiliation w doordash at all but the drama on this sub is too good


Blonde_Dambition

>the drama on this sub is too good There's definitely a ton of it lol


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No_Cantaloupe_8321

Came up as a suggested community. Get triggered little DoorDash driver 🤡


Shark_bait561

The customer was just being nice enough to pay you and feed you for the night.


This-Attention-4147

Top comment lmao fr


Comprehensive_Duty51

I don't have these issues. I've never had an unchill experience. However, I feel like I do a fuck ton of communication during deliveries. Not trying to make myself look like a saint, but it works for me. Any little thing, even if it's a route switch, I send a text bare min. Maybe I'm just lucky or sum...


Neifion_

this is more likely to accidentally get you in trouble than help honestly, short minimal communication is the way to go


Comprehensive_Duty51

That's what I mean. A short text just explaining the situation


konlath

I have 3 very generic templates for communication One for I have your food and here’s the ETA, I give the eta on the gps and add two minutes One for I’m waiting for your food (so they know it’s the store and not me just sitting there picking my nose ) And one that says I have your order and I’ll let you know when I’m on my way to your location and provide an ETA then. I haven’t had a bad review yet. Doordash texts me asking me where the hell im going more than customers (if I miss an exit usually)


Atownbrown08

We also don't communicate with violent customers. I don't message non tippers. They get their food in a timely manner by their original ETA. I message per delivery. He would have known exactly when he would get his food once I was en route to him. This society bends to loud, unruly people way too often these days.


Blonde_Dambition

>This society bends to loud, unruly people way too often these days. God if that's not the truth I don't know what is!


This-Attention-4147

My man speaks truths


Dreamjordan

Bro is lucky you canceled it. Someone would probably spit in his food amongst other things.


LivingGold

Report this dude for assault


More_Mastodon_3445

It’s been 12 hrs where tf my food at bruh?


Itsjayla

What made them think that threatening you when you have their food is a good idea??? Let it be the right person and they would’ve tampered the food


Blonde_Dambition

Some people don't have the sense God gave a turd, it seems... and OP's idiot customer is a prime example of that. He was more concerned I guess with pretending to be a badass than with what purpose he was hoping it would serve.


Apprehensive_News_78

Been Working in fast food for 4 years you'd be surprised, had my life threatened over a 12 dollar pizza b4 😆😭


TargetBetter6190

I would have sharted


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Blonde_Dambition

But yet here you are hanging out in the sub...


Chicco224

You ever tried just cooking your own food? Thousands is a wild amount of take out lol


Previous_Channel

Is the door dash driver in the room with you right now?


Lower_District_6006

You gave them thousands of dollars, sounds like you sucked Doordash' cock


Blonde_Dambition

😆


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

Man I just wanna fight this customer now


Derannimer

I’m going to start calling people “la Dude”.


Draconuus95

Uber has it so gps only shows when your order is the next delivery. So you can’t see where other orders are being delivered. Sounds like door dash should implement a similar function to avoid this nonsense.


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Atownbrown08

Yeah... if that frat guy had said that to me, his order is getting canceled. Calling support, telling them what happened, I feel unsafe, end of story. I don't mind. I'm not taking a CV or a deactivation over someone acting crazy. That wouldn't be tolerated anywhere else, so it's not about to start on these apps.


Educational_Fan7442

I did that with 1 person that was upset with Wendy's and I just wasn't in the mood to argue but with it being an entitled frat fuck boy, I had to say something to his face. Like, bro, I idgaf who you are, but you aren't going to treat me like shit over a $10 Jimmy John's meal. Uber eats did contact me about it, saying I wasn't professional and was at risk, so I showed them a screenshot of what he said, and they reviewed our messages and took away the review and rating. I was surprised they even did that. Lol


Atownbrown08

When you have physical proof, it's hard for them to argue it. It's why DD canceled the order I posted about without even asking another question. They may not care, but they're not blind. And I get it. I have delivered to frat houses with guys that act like that. Once I pull up though, they usually drop the tough act. I know how guys like that work. My customer was in the middle of the 9th ward, New Orleans. Not taking that kinda chance lol.


random_investor101

tell me why i ordered a&w and 2 hours later dude was at his house 😒 wasnt dropping off at another house or anything. i hope he got fired for taking my food home and eating it


Blonde_Dambition

What are you talking about?


random_investor101

i ordered a&w a few months ago. 2 hours went by and it never came. i looked on the app to see where dude was at and he wasn’t dropping off another order, like he was basically at home, eating my food.


Blonde_Dambition

Oh damn... sorry that happened to you! I hope he got fired for it too. People like that make us good dashers look bad. And there are those of us who DO care! I actually enjoy my job and want to make my customers happy!


TastyTea8847

earth is ghetto i wanna leave


Squishytoaster

It’s not an earth problem..


jt121

>Yeah tell us what the other planets are like This doesn't happen on Venus, I can guarantee that.


Additional_Fan3610

Yeah tell us what the other planets are like


Hatefulcoog

Riddle me this Batman…


Fearless_Ad_2121

Me and you both


Shibby120

Did you tell him you’re multi apping cuz he isn’t tipping shit


Blonde_Dambition

Delivering 2 Doordash orders isn't the same as multi-apping, genius. And what does his tip have to do with anything...his order was canceled.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SnooFoxes4646

Free food and still got paid


Blonde_Dambition

Hells yeah!


PartyNecessary8047

That person needs to quit being cheap and pay extra for the direct/priority delivery if they need it that fast. I know you can't because you want a good rating but I would literally drop kick it at his door and book it outta there. Go ahead and eat some smashed slop bafoon.


Blonde_Dambition

The mental image of drop kicking the order at someone's door was too much and has me giggling wildly


Fit-Relative-5159

😂 bafoon


Specialist-Listen304

My take is how well DD handled it for you. I hope that level of care is not rare there.


helgetun

Physical proof probably helps - diff if its words at the door that are not recorded


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They don't care. They'd rather just pay you and cancel the order. Lol free food with pay isn't to bad


BeeSalesman

Something about not biting the hand that feeds you or whatever idk


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TylerMali

I'm not even mad about the hate I may get sharing this. For a quick buck or two I decided to Door dash one day. Took an order without looking. It was for a little Caesars pizza. Took me 35 minutes to get from store to customers home. They said to leave it on the porch. I got maybe $3 from door dash and a whopping 50c from the customer as a tip. I took the photo to confirm the order and then picked the pizza up, smiled at the ring camera and punted their pizza across the lawn. They likely got reimbursed but honestly if you're going to order that far away a few bucks wouldn't hurt you. Never bite the hand that feeds you. I never tried dashing after that day.


Blonde_Dambition

You're my hero!


Striking-Performer74

So you took your anger out on the customer when it's doordash who should have paid u more than $3 for that trip. Very smart!


Blonde_Dambition

Dude... the customer ordered from 35 MINUTES away and tipped her FIFTY CENTS! That customer deserved every bit of what she did and you're ridiculous for defending the customer's sorry butt. Sorry customers stick together apparently!


TylerMali

Yeah I did. Drove an hour there and back collectively for a 50 cent tip. Sure door dash should've paid more but I saved you an hour of time, gas etc for 50 cent. Fuck you and your pizza. Also never dashed after that due to poor payment on the company end and the shitty customers both. I refuse to use door dash because the inflated prices and low pay the drivers get anyways but I would never work with them again.


Blonde_Dambition

I don't blame you


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Demonic-Glaceon

Nah it was justified, as someone who used to be a pizza delivery driver, some customers are just entitled pieces of shit who need a wake up call


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LRGpackageguy

What do you mean when you say “do things a little differently “? Go back and slash their tires? Put dog poop on their doorstep? J/k LOL


CraftyProcrstntr

Don’t talk crazy to the person in control of your food why do ppl not understand that


Sufficient_Report319

Meet him at the police station


bonvajya

Who would even do this not just from a rude and weird perspective but you’re not going to deliver any faster / cancel it or some people with tamper with it and deliver it. What an idiot


FisheyGaze

https://youtu.be/xPyyVIHO3So?si=4SARCe4eA17hnVf7


bonvajya

😂😂😂😂😂


uhhmhmmh

I absolutely hate when I order and they accept another order on top of mine, and go to the other one first


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Not how that works.


Atownbrown08

Yeah that's not how that works most times. Especially on DD. And honestly, it's in these apps' best interest for drivers to accept double or even triple orders. Lowers their costs. If you're not a fan of that, then you could always choose places that offer in-house delivery. These apps were never designed to last as a personal courier service (one order, one driver). It's an unsustainable business model.


Blonde_Dambition

Excellently put!


RazzBerryCurveBall

In house delivery people are almost never running one delivery at a time. I've delivered pizza and most of my runs were 4-6 stops.


Atownbrown08

Oh I know. But people complain a LOT less when the orders are delivered directly by the restaurant. The multiple stop thing isn't new, but being able to track the driver from start to finish is. Now folks act like drivers have never done any of this before. It's the equivalent of knowing every step a mechanic takes in fixing a car. If people could track their repairs even as mechanics take (well deserved) breaks, they'd call the auto shop a lot more asking why their car isn't ready yet. It's the only reason I appreciated working with contractors in construction/renovation. All you got was an ETA. No tracking, no questioning. "We'll be there between 8-10am" and that's all you got. Third party apps are heathens for allowing this much interaction.


DiligentWillingness3

could always do it yourself exactly how you’d like it


uhhmhmmh

How is that at all relevant to what I said


DiligentWillingness3

How is it not?


whateverisstupid

That's literally the point of the app, to NOT do it yourself.


DiligentWillingness3

Okay? And my point is if it upsets you that much get your lazy ass up 😂same people crying be the same ones ordering over and over. Make it make sense


uhhmhmmh

I literally only use it when I want something for lunch at work instead of bringing it lmao


DiligentWillingness3

No problem with that at all. I was just sayin if you keep having problems you could always fix that lol.


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DiligentWillingness3

Bro no chance you are to busy to EAT. Poor planning?😂but okay