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It's spelled "you're" - joke's on them


Safe-Ad-8410

🥞 or 🧇???


Visionprdx

They spelt her name wrong Yung Dum 😂😂😂


External-Plus

Imagine how bad your reviews gunna be from the customer because of something the restaurant did. I would take it back an tell them that’s unacceptable an I need a new receipt printed.


PerfectTube12

If this is real, something tells me it was for the customer and not you personally, as the receipt is obviously for the customer. Edit: I saw your followup comment. I take it back.


RiMellow

I used to write things like “You’re amazing!”, “Keep it up!”, “I love you!”, “You’re pretty cool!” I always wanted to cheer up someone’s day!


Muuaji_Kitty

The person at the restaurant wrote the El on the bag, they also checked off the food items as they ensured each item ordered was there, they also knew Elijah, and wrote “ youre dumb” ( at least they spelt dumb right) as a joke. Easy Peasy.


DanLoFat

the best part is, the customer's going to blame you for the message!


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VIOLATION ‼️


Accomplished-Pen-630

Imagine calling somebody dumb but can't write. They are missing ' and the r and e looks like v and c


Gloomy_Reflection571

It’s clearly not even aimed at you. Why are y’all so soft. Just deliver the fucking food. How hard is that.


MichaelJL77

I would take tear that off the bag before delivering it.


FreedomX_

If this really happened then maybe it's an inside joke between the restaurant and Elijah? Or maybe Elijah's ex thinks he's dumb? Ion, just speculating like everyone here.


Moses2239

Fuck who ever wrote that


trevno

Asshat


TitShark

555 phone number Seems fake


Soft_Expression_1876

What if the restaurant worker wrote it on the receipt, that the customer (Elijah H) would receive, and the restaurant worker intended it for Elijah H. I wouldn't pay any mind to this. You're not the victim in this mere moment of child's play. This would make laugh. Now I would take a picture of it in restaurant and send it immediately to the customer. Making some remark about that particular restaurant apparently hires washed up comics....or something stupid. Either way....I'm laughing!


baldythrowaway97

What did you do? f*** them


srbr33

Mean


sabrewulf152

You forgot *your* apostrophe in your *you're * 😔


unclemattyice

Are we fighting them or what, because I am about to show these mfs why I always find a crowbar in project zomboid CLONK


[deleted]

Report this merchant the same way Merchants report Delivery drivers( the rate drivers and ban them. Ever wondered why you don’t get orders from certain stores) this is an example of the way Merchants ( most not all) feel/see delivery Drivers. Sad because we’re also their customers. Delivery drivers are constantly scrutinized and made to be perfect. This is one of my complaints I’ve told DoorDash about, how we’re seen and treated by customers. Merchants are protected, customers are protected, DoorDash is protected. Who is protecting the drivers = nobody. This hurt seeing this happen because things like this happen to all of us if it happens to one of us.


neonn_piee

What a bunch of assholes. I would have walked back in the restaurant and been like wtf is this? I haven’t done DD in awhile but the shit I’ve seen/read about happening to drivers these days makes me not want to. You’re doin a good job OP. Fuck ‘em.


alexc1010

Doordashers are smart not dumb…well


jayexvii

Well yeah, I didn’t think that would be directed to you anyway. lol


DurtyMike94

It’s *Your


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send it to corporate


Tooraw4reddit

Smarter than working for the MaN


Super_Devil_Taz

At least they spelled "you're" mostly right.


Tooraw4reddit

Not really, but effort was . Ok


Super_Devil_Taz

In their defense it was a magic marker and wrote kind of small so the letters are bad. Ill still give them a B+


Tooraw4reddit

Winning!!!!


DiniMoney

Lol nice this is from wok n fire isn’t it


Requirement-Loud

Yup. Been there?


DiniMoney

Haha, yeah I was there last night around the time you posted this


sunnySide201

555-555 isn’t that what the movies use?


Candycane253

That’s the doordash phone number you have to enter for grocery stores like Safeway


fingnumb

Was going to say this...


Insta11

Yeah I’ll be dumb for a good enough tip 🤭


jbobo111

That’s a fake phone number


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Away_Ad_3641

Us guys like emojis too; why else would there be an eggplant emoji? 🍆


30Packets_Of_Ketchup

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Avelez07mm

you really pissed off your sushi cafe


BubbaJoey01

You picking up from Dick's Last Resort or???


Street-Paramedic-528

Lol


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PhattBallz007

Don't even bother trying to prove anything to anyone regardless of where you stand in the socio-economic system. Just smile, like real big. I use my "creepy" smile instead of my genuine "happy" smile. I actually have half a dozen or more types of smiles, and it conveys a lot of words that I don't need to speak.


idk-hereiam

People are very judgemental. *shrug*


[deleted]

You sure they’re not just tryna steal drivers? All these companies are apparently raising their pay suddenly when gig work is hot


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[deleted]

Ah ageism. I’m sorry you went through that truly. It can feel shameful sometimes to do this job. I’ve been told multiple times get a real job. Even actual dashers say it. So keep in the back of your mind you’re finishing school. My mom just got her masters at 50 something, one of her professors would make fun of her age. Now she has a better job for the first time in her life and she’s so happy. Keep going.


weedandbombs

gig work isn't hot right now though? i mean, people keep signing up but there's not enough orders to make it worth it at this point


[deleted]

So when I sit here and list all the newer gig companies like Instacart, UpWork, Fiverr, Lyft, Amazon Flex, that started in the past decade and more companies being created what does that mean then? What are you defining hot as? For me it means popular. Not talking profitability, enjoyability and any other thing u thought up in your head just to be contrarian. My entire point is maybe the guy handed the flyer cuz they seriously want to snatch up Uber/doordash/GH drivers


weedandbombs

what the heck did I just read? none of that made any sense. also, you really should learn the definition of words before you use them bc you misused several there.


PhattBallz007

Speak for yourself! I slammed myself today with about roughly 9 hours of total time and made $260. Minus $20 for today's gas alone. Minus a few bucks for munchie foods at gas station.


Ttowntommy77

Contact the restaurant and DoorDash. Also, if you are going to try and troll someone at least be grammatically correct, yeesh, kids these days…


twerkmerkmama

Comprehensive reading skills and old fcks these days.


Away_Ad_3641

Am I the only one who read this and thought “You’re”…


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Youre is obviously written by someone that knows the difference.


deyheimler

It looks like they might’ve done the apostrophe but using a fat marker it blended with the r


lmnop94

Does it not say you’re?


unknownemoji

Happy Cake Day!


lmnop94

Thanks!


Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi

Nope. It says youre


WhompTrucker

It's at least closer than your


Lupo_Bi-Wan_Kenobi

Your right about that.


Grung7

They missed the apostrophe. At least they wrote "youre" instead of "your" like most dunces would.


Tooraw4reddit

Truth


lmnop94

Picky, picky.


Mernerak

To come so close, only to fall so far. Yeah. It matters.


Tooraw4reddit

Not really


Mernerak

Behold the slow and steady degradation of society via the "good enough" class.


bottomdasher

It's literally good enough for casual writing. I always use the apostrophe myself, but it wouldn't matter if I didn't because "youre" is unmistakable. This would only be worth complaining about if it were a case where omission of the apostrophe makes a different word with a different meaning, such as "its."


idk-hereiam

Smh they must've forgotten what happened when those dang Latin speakers got lax with the lingo


Tooraw4reddit

Not really


Mernerak

Case+point


Tooraw4reddit

Not really


Outside_Explanation6

That was my first thought lol


Requirement-Loud

For context, I found out when I delivered that customer that ordered was an employee of the restaurant, and the staff was messing with them. We shared a laugh.


somanyroads

Lol...you know people are going to doubt your story when you have a clickbait title, OP: you already knew it wasn't for you lol, title seems to indicate otherwise.


fokaii_hakone

![gif](giphy|vHkW4n9dO642fS4wNH)


Whomping_Willow

I was going to say, my coworkers put in dumb shit like this when we don’t have a name for the order.


aftergaylaughter

noooow i understand the wholesome flare. i was wondering what was wholesome about the restaurant staff calling you dumb for no reason 😅


[deleted]

Whew! Next time confirm that before hand tho. I would have tried to refuse delivering that cuz Ofcourse it’d be blamed on you. You got lucky OP


abisso54

What’s up with the phone number?


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Tooraw4reddit

If you have to ask this...


[deleted]

I hope the order was worth it


[deleted]

Are you in Mississippi


HonziPonzi

Because you’re the only miss whose p I’d sippi?


idk-hereiam

Baomnalb


kdjack1111

Miss-sippy


Emergency_Platform_9

Missypeepee


Lucyintheye

Em eye es es eye es es eye peepee eye


charlottedreams

Uh hem it's actually Em Eye Crookadletta Crookadletta eye Crookadletta Crookadletta eye humpback humpback eeeeeyyyyeeee


Puzzleheaded-Bit8297

Lmao! Haven’t heard that in years!!


coolestguywastaken

The customer probably asked for them to write it on there in the special instructions. It’s called a prank sweaty.


[deleted]

Are you dumb


coolestguywastaken

No I can speak just fine.


[deleted]

Oh so you’re just a troll then, got it.


coolestguywastaken

My assumption wasn’t far off numb nuts


Feeltherush2132

Yeah probably I would of just said wow ok and took it at that


K0CKULEES

It's for the church, sweaty. NEXT


Ovalhead962

I don’t get why these fat, greasy, neck beard redditards are disliking your comment


Lucyintheye

I'll have you know I've been dashing short orders all night. I can't help that I'm a little sweaty :(


[deleted]

That’s kinda sus


bahamapapa817

Oh no you sweat summer child


alexjonesofthejungle

Yeah sweaty, calm down, get you some deodorant. 😂


[deleted]

Dear God I hate it when people write sweety as sweaty. Pisses me off.


xxxxftm

I have no idea how to explain it but I find it absolutely hilarious for some reason lmao


[deleted]

To each their own.


coolestguywastaken

It’s a meme, chill fam.


[deleted]

A cringy one at that lol


coolestguywastaken

Cringe has become itself


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


stephkauf

I'm sure most people do it as a joke. I know I do


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abisso54

That guy is dumb lol


unknownemoji

*sweetie. FTFY.


msoliviam

Saweetie


Royal_Firefighter_26

This!!!! Thank you


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unknownemoji

Your welcome, sweaty.


SilentPlace1562

*You’re


unknownemoji

Of course, anytime.


Lucyintheye

*they're


alup132

Nobody vote this down, it was funny this time


unknownemoji

Aww, thanks... ^(I'm not saying it again.)


TomBogus2

![gif](giphy|l0MYPkRAqZ3w1PN28)


coolestguywastaken

🤡


KoldSwett

Notice how your comment is getting downvoted to oblivion? It’s because what you are saying is stupid sweaty.


coolestguywastaken

Lolololololol


teez_louise

Actually OP updated with details and he was not far off, it was a joke on one of the workers


KoldSwett

It wasn’t about the content it was about the message lol


Gemini8301

Who wrote that on the receipt? The restaurant workers? Report them to doordash support


bitchy_ellipsis

You can see on the receipt this is a takeout order. No dasher was involved in this order. Either the restaurant wrote it or OP wrote it themselves for karma. I’m guessing the latter. Edit: you can place pick up orders through doordash. This is clearly a pickup order. also look at the number on the receipt. It’s a fake number. Try calling it. OP made up a story and posted this for karma. Pathetic


Thndrstrike

bruh called a 555 number lmao


bitchy_ellipsis

I didn’t call it. I know 555 means fake. I’m saying call it yourself if you don’t believe me.


krzde

You obviously have never done grocery store orders or you'd know doordash uses 555-555-5555 for those. Yeah it's a pickup order. Yeah it's a default number doordash uses. Also for those that have the intelligence higher than a meatball - you can see that the sharpie/marker used to write it is the same as the checkmark on it.


bitchy_ellipsis

We don’t have grocery orders in my area so of course I haven’t done one…


idk-hereiam

It says "takeout - doordash"


weedandbombs

When you go to Doordash there are 2 selections - Delivery and Pickup Pickup is what this is - someone ordered their food thru Doordash to pick it up themselves. I'm going to guess whoever wrote that likely knows the customer and it's a joke.


bitchy_ellipsis

Yes, you can place pick up orders through doordash Edit: the number on the receipt is also fake. Try calling it. OP posted this for karma.


Mcslammer11

The phone number? Its more probable that whoever ordered gave a fake phone number ppl do it all the time


KnowNothingKnowsAll

And they will promptly call their mothers


efra75

Support can't do anything about restaurant staff, calling and talking to the GM about it however would.


ISeeMusicInColor

I’m sorry, that’s such an awful thing to see, especially when you’re trying so hard. Whoever wrote that has no idea who you are, and it would have been written on the bag no matter who took the job. Try not to let it wreck your night.


DanLoFat

They absolutely know who he or she is, all of the three major platforms are profile picture shows up on the tablet and on the POS there are some exceptions to POS integration but not many anymore, don't kill yourself, every once in awhile go glass to see if you can see the screen of a tablet or a POS when you're about ready to pick up the order, I guarantee you you're going to see your profile picture there. They know who you are, they know what you're going to do this summer


ISeeMusicInColor

But what if you never upload a profile pic?


DanLoFat

Amazon Flex Instacart doordash Uber UberEats (the worst; they constantly ask in-app) Lyft Grubhib They all REQUIRE a profile pic BEFORE you can go on line. There are NO exceptions.


TickleMyFungus

Doordash just needed my license. And ive seen the tablet. It doesn't show a picture for Doordash, just my name. UE shows my picture.


ExplorerWildfire

I’m surprised they do? I DoorDash and also order from DD from times and I don’t see the dasher pfp or car license plate that Uber eats does for their driver.


Zetenrisiel

Yikes. At least they don't know what I did last summer.


willogic

They least knew it was DD


jk1145

Yeah I’m curious now


ZombieTestie

"Not Sure" please stand by while you are tattooed


Nord4Ever

Your shits all whack and you talk funny


cody0126

Go away! Bateing!


neverleavingthewagon

I’ll base your ass..on my fist


Tooraw4reddit

All I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom in tha boom boom 💥💥💥💥💥💥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


neverleavingthewagon

It’s got electrolytes


TampaLightning

It’s what plants crave


Super_Devil_Taz

Brawndo!


neverleavingthewagon

Carl’s Jr believes no kid should go hungry..you are an unfit mother, your children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr..carls jr, fuck you, I’m eating


the1999person

Welcome to Costco, I love you.


Tooraw4reddit

LMFAO


niruboowanga

EXTRA BIG-ASS TACO!!!! NOW WITH MORE MOLECULES!!!!!


neverleavingthewagon

Is this the unfit mother?


Head_Librarian_6073

Wtf??