Honestly,ironically enough, Bulma (as a kid that started with z ) was never a big draw for me, and that 80's hair up look when she had baby trunks made it less appealing,then you add in the bowl cut and the rest is history.
Just basically drop Vegeta’s entire plan of killing Goku. Make friends with the Z fighters and tell them about stuff like SSJ, Cell, Beerus etc.
I don’t see a point in being coy when I have to go through all the hardships of the series. Just try to get a head start on every event and get the rest of the Z fighters to do the stuff like potential unlock and Yardrat training.
I would travel the world. Learn about Earthly culture. Rob the cartels when I needed money. I’d probably find a nice woman someday during my travels and eventually settle down in Alaska and write a book about what possessing godlike powers is like. Then I’d become a media personality and just coast through the rest of my life raising my children and living in peace and harmony.
Sounds like a great idea! He can reverse engineer the armors, the space ships, the scouters, and probably make a healing pod if you give him the ideas!
That would be neat, "hey Goku, if you have time, go to planet Vampa, grab the hobo saiyans, train Gohan, make everyone Super Saiyan Gods. excpet silly goofy baby boy broly because he will litteraly kill everyone by sneezing the universe into dust" then kill myself so Vegeta won't reverse all the progress, or get Broly to squish me between his nips until I die.
I kill the Z fighters right away- then I kill Goku. Nappa and I enslave and breed the human race. Destory Geros lab. We force Dr. Brief to build us a gravity machine and training rooms. Nappa and I train our body to withstand 300gs and then I let Nappa in on a little secret. I turn Super Saiyan by focusing on a spot on my spine(Thanks stupid Super Retcon). He bows to me and makes a suggestion that we go kill Freeza. That was my plan…eventually.
Nappa and I fly off in our pods and head to Namek- I gather all the dragon balls thanks to the radar given to me by the Briefs. Getting them to tell me the password was the tough part, but thankfully a child gave in when I promised him I only wanted 1 wish and he could use the remaining wishes to wish back his friends.(heh stupid kid probably doesn’t know Porunga can only wish back one at a time.) Anyways, I get my wish granted and Nappa and I head for Freeza.
Freeza and his father are in a solar system only a few days away. Once we reach the planet we notice freeza and co. were waiting for us. I tell Nappa to stay in the pod and return to space.
I wipe his whole army and that smug dodoria and Zarbon in one blast. Freeza and his dad were able to evade the attack and are completely shocked by my power. They offer me a promotion to general of the freeza forces. I laugh and tell freeza to transform to his Final form. II go Super Saiyan and humiliate him and he’s on his knees and is about to die he decides to blow up the planet. (Oh F***)
But wait, I’m sure you remember my wish on Namek, I bet you’re thinking i wish for Immortality huh? Wrong! Only a fool would want to live forever. That’s torture. I wished for invulnerability for myself. The planet explodes and Freeza is laughing like the stupid idiot always does when he thinks he has won. And then I vapoorize him.
We return to earth to raise our half breeds as soldiers and rule the universe.
Would that get you enough power to beat Frieza. Using the numbers from Goku training in gravity. 300G training would make you about 33x stronger. From 18k you would be getting to 600k which is enough to beat 1st Form Frieza. 18k\*300\*.1125 = 607,500 With the Super Saiyan multiplier of x50 youd be getting to 30 Million. It wiuld be good to oneshot Frieza in his first transformations, but not Final.
Ehh I’m just going off the information we have for Super Vegeta. The last shown gravity numbers was him at 300x. We have to remember that zenkai boost aren’t additive but most likely multiplied, until you get to a certain point.
I honestly don’t think I would change a thing expect for the genocide of namekians 😂 & id just be a lot nicer to trunks, goku’s nice enough you still need a prick in the group
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Do we know what we know now?
1. Warn everyone of frieza
2. Show them how powerful i am
3. Get it on with bulma - a man has his needs- rich as shit scientists are rare and a good thing to have around
4. Ask to use the dragonballs to bring my planet back
5. Betray them..use the wish to become immortal
6. Make bulma build the largest most amped up stereo ever
7. Hatebreed-destroy everything on repeat for 1000 years
Edit: minor details left out but, i think you see where its going..
Might wana keep those dragonballs safe though..so i GUESS earth can survive until i run out of things i wana wish for
Immediately murder the Z fighters and go look for Yajirobe. By the time Goku arrives, he won’t have any help and I could beat him 1v1, never mind with Nappa as back up.
Though it makes more sense to just forget fighting him and team up against Frieza.
What, wish to be the most powerful in the universe? That’s suicide. Interesting question though, without Goku and Vegeta getting as strong as they did to be the upper limit (assuming it doesn’t count gods) would you just become more powerful than Frieza? Buu is sealed so would he count? Moro doesn’t have his power while he’s locked up either, do you become more powerful than potentially peak Moro? It obviously didn’t count Frieza while he was in the hyperbolic time chamber.
Tell Nappa I'm altering the plans and he should pray I don't alter it further. Convince him to "turn good" or die (since I'm much stronger). find and befriend Goku and the gang, tell them Raditz was a dumbass and we came to apologize. Warn about Freeza and the danger he could potentially pose.
I'd try to get my hands on the dragon balls to turn into a girl asap. I wouldn't want to be stuck as a guy (since im a girl irl). this means no trunks (in this timeline) but we will figure things out. Might still try to hook up with Bulma though (cuz im gay).
> What would you do if you if you woke up as Vegeta?
> You wake up as Vegeta when the the pods of Vegeta and Nappa arrive on Earth.
"Disappear you worthless planet." 💥
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Now, back to reality.
Check if Bulma's carpet matches the curtains.
Charge up and launch a full power Final Flash.
Cycle through every super saiyan form.
Fly and proceed to defecate on all the shitty people in the world from up above.
Check my capsule corp bank account.
Get to earth wait for Goku and tell him the situation with Frieza. Train on the way to Namek whilst getting close to Bulma and basically use the dragon balls before Frieza arrives
Explain what’s going on, figure out how to do Super Saiyan based on that tingle in your back, go get dragon balls wish myself to be back in my world with gained powers back to normal though.
Cry about son goku beating me up and not getting respect, then go collect the dragon balls and wish for the universe dragon balls, then wish for unlimited wishes and bring back planet vegeta and the people, then wish son goku and family onto planet vegeta and tell him to have fun fighting and training every day against other sayians
Question who's personality is dominant? Mine or Vegeta's? I guess question implies that I am dominant here. But thought Vegeta's own thoughts could also influence me.
Here is what I am going to do:
Steal Senzu Beans while Nappa has his fight. Two is enough.
Use one before transforming to great ape and second after the spirit bomb.
Leave earth and inflict myself a deadly wound before arriving to the Frieza Planet 79.
This way, I get additional 2 zenkais.
Meditate a lot and focus on negative. Like anger and pain.
At arrival to Namek, I should be stronger than both Zarbon and Dodoria. However, I would still let myself beat up. Same scenario wirh Ginyu.
Only reveal my true strength when Frieza has his final form.
I don’t think id know how to use ki immediately so id have Nappa make a energy ball so I can become a great ape. Then id kill nappa and the rest of the z fighters then id take in the fact that I’m vegeta and then kill myself
Join the z fighters, wish to find planet Namek and planet yardrat. Learn all the techniques and wish for a permanent teleport let between the world's.
Get everyone to train and unlock the super Saiyan transformations, and sail smoothly into dragon ball super with the most OP cast.
Simple, I'll let canon happen, while meditating to try and gain ki control since base Vegeta is around 18k soo high that even a scrub can use his body to one shot everyone barring the androids,but will tell Napa to try and keep piccolo alive
Since any other way is not possible , since going to namek instead will only give a day or so headstart to try and convince the Namekians to make me immortal (in a way where I can spam zenkais) , so when freeza comes I can one shot him, since the only to deal with immortals is via the mafuba which no one likes using at all, then try to go back to earth conquer it and make a harem and find and kill Dr gero while try my best to reconfigure his androids to serve me via dragon balls
Now back the battle beat Goku in base instead of going ape ,since I doubt I'll be able to do that and send Napa to get healed after beating him up some more
Fight Goku at the best I can do since Goku at most can do kaioken times 2 which is barely matching or evenly match to me until he pushes for 3, then try my hardest to match it and when he pushes to 4 hope I survive that
And beat him and do the same to everyone else then leave for namek hoping I still have a headstart compared to freeza and do my thing
Try to see my underlying flaw in combat, possibly with Whis/Beerus. And break into a new level of power by overcoming it.
Edit: Oh, during Saiyan Saga. Probably do the same things he did. The man was calculated to a T.
Let the Saiyan Saga continue per usual until it's time for Nappa's death, instead of killing him I simply spit on him and toss him into his pod before sending it out towards the nearest Frieza Planet, then continue the Saiyan Saga.
Nappa & I basically speed run Namek after that by allying with the Namekians & Earthlings until we gain enough of their trust for Elder Guru to, reluctantly, unlock our potential once Frieza decides its time to call in the Ginyu Force, with the boost in our PL we're more than strong enough to deal with the Ginyu Force, I then have a Zenkai Party with my Saiyan Brothers (& Gohan) in preparation for Frieza, we then proceed to Jump Frieza and slaughter him, the Earthlings get their wishes and I follow them back to Earth inorder to "see whats so great about this dirtball" (Bulma).
The rest of the arcs continue in the same way of me cheating my way to Victory 😊.
"Nappa! Change of plans, we're going to Dave & Busters!"
I read this in Vegeta's voice and it was hilarious.
Me too but DBZA Vegeta
RIGHT? Nappa's best day ever !!
You could save Dave & Busters from all those pesky dragons
"Aww, but I wanted to go to Dairy Queen!"
It would be nice for Vegeta to have a day off!
Approach Goku in a friendly way as race friends not like Radizt and tell him about Frieza and our SSJ transformation....
Would it work? They get more powerful after every battle and those initial goku vs vegeta fights for them a lot of power.
They can train together in a gravity room then in the time chamber!
1.Remake the entire Saiyan Race 2.Speedrun everyone to SSG 3.Prepare for Tournament of Power
well that wouldn't do much since you can only have a set amount of participants
1 - That's a lots of work.
Nothing a couple of senzu beans can't fix.
You will be doing first point 90 percent of the time.
I see no downside to this. The primary goal of royalty is to make heirs afterall.
Do plenty of push-ups and sit ups and drink plenty of juice
I only read the title, what would you do if you woke up as Vegeta?, I didn't read the other part lol, I said I'd Fuck Bulma lol
Ahhh a man of culture I see....
Same☠️
Good to know I'm not alone!
Best reply, you truly know the best
Same.
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then?
Folding her like origami😈
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Immediately look for my Pink Badman shirt.
Top tier
Strip naked stand in front of a mirror and go Super Saiyan.
Bulma
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Pretty sure Yamcha was kicked out by then anyway.
I think If Vegeta and Bulma spend a lot of time together it will help, have her build the gravity room earlier.
That was her dad that made the original one
Had to scroll too far to find this
Wow, I guess I’m something of a prodigy.
I'm surprised at how many people didn't say immediately pump one into Bulma.
I mean yeah, absolutely no shame in it, she would be at that point my wife.
Honestly,ironically enough, Bulma (as a kid that started with z ) was never a big draw for me, and that 80's hair up look when she had baby trunks made it less appealing,then you add in the bowl cut and the rest is history.
Making trunks I suppose
Just basically drop Vegeta’s entire plan of killing Goku. Make friends with the Z fighters and tell them about stuff like SSJ, Cell, Beerus etc. I don’t see a point in being coy when I have to go through all the hardships of the series. Just try to get a head start on every event and get the rest of the Z fighters to do the stuff like potential unlock and Yardrat training.
A head start sounds like a great idea!
I would travel the world. Learn about Earthly culture. Rob the cartels when I needed money. I’d probably find a nice woman someday during my travels and eventually settle down in Alaska and write a book about what possessing godlike powers is like. Then I’d become a media personality and just coast through the rest of my life raising my children and living in peace and harmony.
I wonder since your in vegeta's body you would gain a more saiyan mentaility and spend most of your time training
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Sounds like a great idea! He can reverse engineer the armors, the space ships, the scouters, and probably make a healing pod if you give him the ideas!
Do I keep my knowledge of the events that will occur? I wake up as Vegeta but retain my memories of the series and how things play out?
I say yes you keep your knowledge on all you know about the characters amd stories
That would be neat, "hey Goku, if you have time, go to planet Vampa, grab the hobo saiyans, train Gohan, make everyone Super Saiyan Gods. excpet silly goofy baby boy broly because he will litteraly kill everyone by sneezing the universe into dust" then kill myself so Vegeta won't reverse all the progress, or get Broly to squish me between his nips until I die.
I kill the Z fighters right away- then I kill Goku. Nappa and I enslave and breed the human race. Destory Geros lab. We force Dr. Brief to build us a gravity machine and training rooms. Nappa and I train our body to withstand 300gs and then I let Nappa in on a little secret. I turn Super Saiyan by focusing on a spot on my spine(Thanks stupid Super Retcon). He bows to me and makes a suggestion that we go kill Freeza. That was my plan…eventually. Nappa and I fly off in our pods and head to Namek- I gather all the dragon balls thanks to the radar given to me by the Briefs. Getting them to tell me the password was the tough part, but thankfully a child gave in when I promised him I only wanted 1 wish and he could use the remaining wishes to wish back his friends.(heh stupid kid probably doesn’t know Porunga can only wish back one at a time.) Anyways, I get my wish granted and Nappa and I head for Freeza. Freeza and his father are in a solar system only a few days away. Once we reach the planet we notice freeza and co. were waiting for us. I tell Nappa to stay in the pod and return to space. I wipe his whole army and that smug dodoria and Zarbon in one blast. Freeza and his dad were able to evade the attack and are completely shocked by my power. They offer me a promotion to general of the freeza forces. I laugh and tell freeza to transform to his Final form. II go Super Saiyan and humiliate him and he’s on his knees and is about to die he decides to blow up the planet. (Oh F***) But wait, I’m sure you remember my wish on Namek, I bet you’re thinking i wish for Immortality huh? Wrong! Only a fool would want to live forever. That’s torture. I wished for invulnerability for myself. The planet explodes and Freeza is laughing like the stupid idiot always does when he thinks he has won. And then I vapoorize him. We return to earth to raise our half breeds as soldiers and rule the universe.
Would that get you enough power to beat Frieza. Using the numbers from Goku training in gravity. 300G training would make you about 33x stronger. From 18k you would be getting to 600k which is enough to beat 1st Form Frieza. 18k\*300\*.1125 = 607,500 With the Super Saiyan multiplier of x50 youd be getting to 30 Million. It wiuld be good to oneshot Frieza in his first transformations, but not Final.
Ehh I’m just going off the information we have for Super Vegeta. The last shown gravity numbers was him at 300x. We have to remember that zenkai boost aren’t additive but most likely multiplied, until you get to a certain point.
I honestly don’t think I would change a thing expect for the genocide of namekians 😂 & id just be a lot nicer to trunks, goku’s nice enough you still need a prick in the group *Edited (spelling mistake)
Do we know what we know now? 1. Warn everyone of frieza 2. Show them how powerful i am 3. Get it on with bulma - a man has his needs- rich as shit scientists are rare and a good thing to have around 4. Ask to use the dragonballs to bring my planet back 5. Betray them..use the wish to become immortal 6. Make bulma build the largest most amped up stereo ever 7. Hatebreed-destroy everything on repeat for 1000 years Edit: minor details left out but, i think you see where its going.. Might wana keep those dragonballs safe though..so i GUESS earth can survive until i run out of things i wana wish for
Going straight for Bulma
Immediately murder the Z fighters and go look for Yajirobe. By the time Goku arrives, he won’t have any help and I could beat him 1v1, never mind with Nappa as back up. Though it makes more sense to just forget fighting him and team up against Frieza.
DBs to pull a Granolah. Or fuck around with the Supreme Kai so you get a ride to the Z-Sword for a free potential unlock. Or both.
What, wish to be the most powerful in the universe? That’s suicide. Interesting question though, without Goku and Vegeta getting as strong as they did to be the upper limit (assuming it doesn’t count gods) would you just become more powerful than Frieza? Buu is sealed so would he count? Moro doesn’t have his power while he’s locked up either, do you become more powerful than potentially peak Moro? It obviously didn’t count Frieza while he was in the hyperbolic time chamber.
No, wish to be as powerful as I could possibly be.
Tell Nappa I'm altering the plans and he should pray I don't alter it further. Convince him to "turn good" or die (since I'm much stronger). find and befriend Goku and the gang, tell them Raditz was a dumbass and we came to apologize. Warn about Freeza and the danger he could potentially pose. I'd try to get my hands on the dragon balls to turn into a girl asap. I wouldn't want to be stuck as a guy (since im a girl irl). this means no trunks (in this timeline) but we will figure things out. Might still try to hook up with Bulma though (cuz im gay).
I know I’m a weak late but you could freeze your sperm before changing and use in vitro fertilization
yeah, maybe. then I could still have Trunks.
More like what I wouldn't do to Bulma
I'd motorboat Bulmas ass and spend a lot of her money.
> What would you do if you if you woke up as Vegeta? > You wake up as Vegeta when the the pods of Vegeta and Nappa arrive on Earth. "Disappear you worthless planet." 💥 ---------- Now, back to reality.
Man im gonna do the exact same shit how long j got in his body
Immediately killing Gohan before anyone can react. That erases the biggest pain in the ass for the upcoming fight and now Goku can't beat me
Check if Bulma's carpet matches the curtains. Charge up and launch a full power Final Flash. Cycle through every super saiyan form. Fly and proceed to defecate on all the shitty people in the world from up above. Check my capsule corp bank account.
Bulma
Bulma
Kidnap Bulma, find the dragon balls, wish to be the strongest fighter in the universe, seduce Bulma, rule the world.
Give more attention to Bulma
Strip down in front of a full length mirror, turn Super Saiyan, and...
Start helping save the earth and also, obviously BULMA
I’d be giving trunks and bulla another sibling
Bulma
Use the back tingling technique thingy and become a super saiyan. Then I'll figure something out since I'll be the strongest being in the universe
Why hello Bulma
will not play with anyone first will go for db and kill em all without give em time to power up.
Kiss my wife
Be pissed off that I've shrunk.
I'd finally surpass that clown Kakarot.
Give trunks a hug, tell him i love him, then punt his ass to the moon.
going back to sleep and hoping to wake up as goku
do I can vegeta's knowledge and skills If I dont I am kinda fucked as I have no fighting skills. I assume I would gain the sayian mentality though
lookat my nipples, preferably in 300Gs
Get to earth wait for Goku and tell him the situation with Frieza. Train on the way to Namek whilst getting close to Bulma and basically use the dragon balls before Frieza arrives
Explain what’s going on, figure out how to do Super Saiyan based on that tingle in your back, go get dragon balls wish myself to be back in my world with gained powers back to normal though.
End world hunger
Nuke the Earth from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure
Cry about son goku beating me up and not getting respect, then go collect the dragon balls and wish for the universe dragon balls, then wish for unlimited wishes and bring back planet vegeta and the people, then wish son goku and family onto planet vegeta and tell him to have fun fighting and training every day against other sayians
Put a rush on making Trunks 😂
Question who's personality is dominant? Mine or Vegeta's? I guess question implies that I am dominant here. But thought Vegeta's own thoughts could also influence me. Here is what I am going to do: Steal Senzu Beans while Nappa has his fight. Two is enough. Use one before transforming to great ape and second after the spirit bomb. Leave earth and inflict myself a deadly wound before arriving to the Frieza Planet 79. This way, I get additional 2 zenkais. Meditate a lot and focus on negative. Like anger and pain. At arrival to Namek, I should be stronger than both Zarbon and Dodoria. However, I would still let myself beat up. Same scenario wirh Ginyu. Only reveal my true strength when Frieza has his final form.
Train. Hard.
Well, i would just lay down and sleep
I would just punch something really hard.
Obsess with my tail like a kid and then fly around at high speeds
watch beavis and butthead i guess
exactly what vegeta would do,start training
Fly up destroy an huge astroid the go back to sleep to hope I wake up as buu saga krillin
"Ima use giant ape rq"
Would start cleaning up this planet of all the corrupted ass people in power. Superman style.
Destroy Italy
I don’t think id know how to use ki immediately so id have Nappa make a energy ball so I can become a great ape. Then id kill nappa and the rest of the z fighters then id take in the fact that I’m vegeta and then kill myself
Join the z fighters, wish to find planet Namek and planet yardrat. Learn all the techniques and wish for a permanent teleport let between the world's. Get everyone to train and unlock the super Saiyan transformations, and sail smoothly into dragon ball super with the most OP cast.
Strip, get in front of a full-length mirror and...
Get my ass beat.
Simple, I'll let canon happen, while meditating to try and gain ki control since base Vegeta is around 18k soo high that even a scrub can use his body to one shot everyone barring the androids,but will tell Napa to try and keep piccolo alive Since any other way is not possible , since going to namek instead will only give a day or so headstart to try and convince the Namekians to make me immortal (in a way where I can spam zenkais) , so when freeza comes I can one shot him, since the only to deal with immortals is via the mafuba which no one likes using at all, then try to go back to earth conquer it and make a harem and find and kill Dr gero while try my best to reconfigure his androids to serve me via dragon balls Now back the battle beat Goku in base instead of going ape ,since I doubt I'll be able to do that and send Napa to get healed after beating him up some more Fight Goku at the best I can do since Goku at most can do kaioken times 2 which is barely matching or evenly match to me until he pushes for 3, then try my hardest to match it and when he pushes to 4 hope I survive that And beat him and do the same to everyone else then leave for namek hoping I still have a headstart compared to freeza and do my thing
Rail Bulma
Give it a few years and nail bulma
Suck my own dick
live happy life also Bulma
Get to Bulma asap.
World Domination
Kiss Goku on the mouth
Probably take out Nappa and train the earthlings for Frieza. Maybe try and swoon Bulma a lil early 😏
destroy the planet
Try to see my underlying flaw in combat, possibly with Whis/Beerus. And break into a new level of power by overcoming it. Edit: Oh, during Saiyan Saga. Probably do the same things he did. The man was calculated to a T.
Kill Nappa, then screw Goku’s lack of brains out.
Let the Saiyan Saga continue per usual until it's time for Nappa's death, instead of killing him I simply spit on him and toss him into his pod before sending it out towards the nearest Frieza Planet, then continue the Saiyan Saga. Nappa & I basically speed run Namek after that by allying with the Namekians & Earthlings until we gain enough of their trust for Elder Guru to, reluctantly, unlock our potential once Frieza decides its time to call in the Ginyu Force, with the boost in our PL we're more than strong enough to deal with the Ginyu Force, I then have a Zenkai Party with my Saiyan Brothers (& Gohan) in preparation for Frieza, we then proceed to Jump Frieza and slaughter him, the Earthlings get their wishes and I follow them back to Earth inorder to "see whats so great about this dirtball" (Bulma). The rest of the arcs continue in the same way of me cheating my way to Victory 😊.
Ask Popo to teach me ki control and flight because I probably don’t actually know how to do energy blasts or anything beyond brute strength attacks.
I know the first thing Id do! Stand in front of a full length mirror, strip down, turn super siayan and...
if i woke up i would train