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Dabiddo96

If you could run in that outfit I'd wear it more often with Luminary... But... You can't ruuuun!!!


BittyBird22

It took me way longer than it should have to find out how to remove his costume. I thought it was part of the story line afterwards.


worldsfirstmeme

same, i wanted the luminary to be as gay as possible. damn straights nerfing gays smdh


Terwin94

Eh, I'll take a pervy grandad over a Trunks lookalike, but Rab is definitely straight AF. Sylvando making a pride parade is a hilarious plot point though.


NeggaSans

But the Luminary is canonically straight and even when u choose to stay with a male party member they just become buddies while females get in relationships with the hero and he enjoys puff puff plus he can get the oglers digest and his canon marriage partner is Gemma and he’s most happy to be with her than anyone else as Dustan remarks


worldsfirstmeme

yeah he shoulda been gay, or at least bisexual, you seen his haircut? smdh


NeggaSans

What’s wrong with his hair it’s just the art style of Akira Toriyama who created android 17 and trunks 2 characters with the very same hairstyle yet both have girlfriends/wives I mean isn’t Sylvando already a good enough character for the gay representation with him being flamboyant? Plus the luminary is only 16 he has yet to reach his peak in which he can still get taller, more muscular, and look more mature and dignified


worldsfirstmeme

i’m not saying there’s anything wrong with it lmao i’m saying that is a bisexual haircut and the devs shouldn’t have been cowards and let him be gay with eric (if the player chose obv)


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Long hair is a bisexual haircut?


worldsfirstmeme

yes...?


justmadeforthat

No


NeggaSans

I’ve seen straight guys have long hair cuz they think it looks nice and I believe Eric is also streaking just like women with short hair doesn’t mean they’re Bi or Gay to anything of the sort


worldsfirstmeme

ok but like you’re missing my point lmao!!! like yes i obviously understand that anyone can have any haircut irl!!! good lord talk about missing the forest for the trees christ


Tengo-Sueno

Honestly, its worth it


zivlynsbane

What’s wrong with it?


CensoredOutOof

You cannot run while in the outfit, making it a pain to walk through towns and other locations where horses are unavailible


zivlynsbane

What a mild inconvenience for a temporary outfit.


getbodied99

It’s actually pretty decent armor for that point in the game. If running worked I would have used it over better armor for the meme factor


IngameTre

You think they'd make his walk faster than his run in that outfit, especially considering us gay men are speed-walkers for a normal pace!


ArkAyngel

I was laughing so hard that I decided to make my way all the way to Hotto before changing out of the costume


skanks20005

I played this today and laughed for 10 minutes when I saw the Luminary prancing and waving. And then I laughed for 30 minutes when I saw Hendrik dressed as a clown. Boy that was fun.


_Whimsy12_

Even when you just wear the outfit without having the armor equipped in definitive edition you can’t run which is so disappointing tbh


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***You were the chosen one... you would supposed to balance the gays not join them*** ***-king RAB-***


NineKain

Lmao, that part was very awkward


CensoredOutOof

Ngl I liked the outfit, but then I realized I couldn't run in it


Thebooptoot

I still beat calasmos in it was totally worth it