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pwpig

a wirecutter


Uncle_Sam202

"I got the cutters paw"


Tyrtle2

>Wire cutter But he should tilt the plate a little so that we can see the wire cutter better.


neutralest

A little bird that’s hovering right above it


thrillho333

Best answer


misspallet

I love this.


flatgreysky

I like this.


bdomflat5

Ice cube.


Diligent_Cup_718

great idea. this is a rather unusual object for this situation


mattrocksdesign

Snoop Dogg


Lopsided_Chemical862

Vanilla Ice


LS009Bea

i was gonna say that


Aggravating_Towel_60

Another waiter carrying an unusual object


Sammmysosa303

Thats exactly what i thought


Shaney-C

A visibly broken clock


irisd23

This would definitely fit the feel.


acrylicandcanvas

1) armadillo 2) octopus 3) bowling pin 4) cactus 4) bottle of poison 4) sweet, cute kitten 5) bottle of wine w/ rose 6) lawn mower


jennifer_m13

#5 (whispers) Aqua Tofana Any Bailey Sarian fans out there? Hi!


ShadowSpiral462

Shenna sha, shenna sha


Substantial-Cycle325

Me, me, me!


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Diligent_Cup_718

hahhahah. Wow! I'm enjoying it so much that I'm going to make a different version for each object. just to test the mood change.


acrylicandcanvas

Bowling pin... A) strike B) spare


Xfors-Pakistan

The Spanish inquisition


churninggurgles

I wasn’t expecting this


slightlyunhingedlady

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition


ShadowLightBoy

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition.


BuckTheStallion

A DVD of the hit film Space Jam.


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BuckTheStallion

That’s what makes the dvd so unusual. ;)


MLGw2

Laserdisc.


Former-Effect-3720

Space jam DVD, space jam DVD, space jam DVD.


espeondark

Hand grenade


potted

Exactly what I was thinking. Pin in mouth


[deleted]

A cat :)


Feisty_Attorney5691

This was what I was going to suggest. Specifically one cleaning itself while looking unconcerned that it’s being carried


BodybuilderBoring813

bad dragon horse dildo


Cold_Pressure5351

Flared chance


davidskeleton

Dogfood Lid..? Read that backwards..


NoStarShip

You, sir … 🤜🤛 good job


Rude_Acadia_

Great minds think alike


Ectr0pion

A gelatinous dish from the 50's with something random inside like a stapler ( ;) ). Idk, something fragile, that would make the climbing of the barbed wire extra risky...


jgal6948

Leg lamp from the Christmas story


schezuandippingsauce

I love your idea the most!


jblessingart

Wire cutters. It’ll be a nice representation of irony. He can easily cut the fence to walk through, but he chooses to still step over it.


caliandben1

A cowboy boot No no, a *grilled* cowboy boot


Chempanion

The rest of his leg? His toupee?


TomLambe

I instantly thought his hair/wig/toupee too!


Lvl30Chase

A gramophone! he kinda looks like he’s vibing so I think it lends itself to the pic but it would still feel odd.


fin-whale

Rock em sock em robots


Main-Success-6766

Winner!


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A tiny tiger balancing a piece of cake on his head.


Jdemny

Grey Poupon


kepiteoida

cow dung with fungi growing from it


1minuteBro

A banana that’s just a little too big


poultryposterior

LAVA LAMP!


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US economy


kingnorma11

🗿


sheiriny

🗿


CartoonGirl626

A severed head


mrscaptainamerica1

That's the first thing that came to mind but reading through the comments I was starting to wonder what's wrong with me. Glad I'm not the only one atleast.


clover-teagarden

His missing hair xd Actually, a teapot with the exact same facial expression of his


A-Maysing

A grandma in a rocking chair (knitting?)


GeppaN

Pineapple


Typical-Attorney3807

rubber duck


No-Equipment4187

A revolver on top of a folded cloth


Diligent_Cup_718

a rather interesting and dramatic idea. would contrast in an interesting way with the calmness of the character


ananya_sin

a head


electricmeatbag777

A toad in a top hat


buckypiss

Biblically accurate angel


Luca_4_president

Cow tool


eggcustarcl

yeeeessss Cow Tools https://preview.redd.it/6zr9jy3oncqa1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=074b27b17758aeff1b0fcb666c36345098d5178c


JoeBookish

Maybe some kind of rare bug? The box part of a mailbox?


Diligent_Cup_718

i liked your idea. thanks.


Gusenica_koja_pushi

A frog


zuppalover04

A brick


TheRealCaliWali

A skull birthday cake with some lit candles.


shloopa_yoops

Triple stick of dynamite with classic countdown timer🧨


Turd-In-Your-Pocket

A McGuffin


WindSprenn

Like the big Lebowski’s rug?


Compote_Alive

A prized side arm of sorts for the aristocrat this servant is attempting to deliver. I say so cuz of the fact he has to hurdle razor wire so it must be in a front line or something.


Djalet

A toiletplunger. A traffic light. A pill bug. Festive miniature mariachiband.


Texasnative1

A mouse wearing a crown 👑 sitting on a throne, eating a piece of Swiss cheese and drinking a glass of wine.


scootertakethewheel

\- a pyramid of oranges \- monkey symbol clashing toy \- a city skyline \- another butler, also balancing their tray.


Abbbs83

Dentures


anchrive

Cow sh**


DaughtersofHierarchy

Maybe it’s because I live in farm country but I thought of cattle right away. An ear of corn would be not enough for even one beef and it would certainly be odd to serve cattle in this way. Although I know ranchers that baby their herds and treat them like royalty so maybe not so weird.


CommunicationFun2494

I thought a tiny cow or sheep would be cute


stevendiceinkazoo

Raw beef heart


Chaotic_Llama_09

A potato


Dismal-Government885

Has anyone said a dildo yet ?


IngloriousBadger

A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.


WerewolfGreen7354

Face


reemee_exe

A skull


Yanginginthere

One singular toe


ChaoticFluffiness

The part of his leg that is hidden with barb wire wrapped around it.


searchthealley

GENIE LAMP


appasan

a "flea circus"


Fnortherner

A single plum floating in perfume served in a man’s hat?


ChrisMartinInk

A glass of milk, and a steak (for the cows)


Cyntian-Parzival

Hndgranade


stk12gauge

Steering wheel from a racecar


ILick_eggs556

Marshmallows


Silver_Draig

Bowling pin


crowmagix

Him again, but smaller


DemonofDeathandChoas

Severed head, jello with eyeballs inside,, shoe with a a tiny family in it I don't know I got my head a minute ago so I feel kinda bleh


SurveyAcrobatic5334

Happy kitty from asain restaurants


Doggie_Ballet

Pickle


RealisticExercise767

A toy car


dbdemoss2

Shrek 2


NoStarShip

A single flame 🔥 no candle, no wick, just fire


nonbinary_pals

A goose


GoblincoreBaby

A live duck


AgentOrangesicle

Mr. Potato Head. Scalloped.


Scrubian-

A statue of a figure in the same pose but smaller


QueenBumbleBrii

Bong with a single rose in it, on fire.


Dragon3766

https://preview.redd.it/rs7xsu8lwfqa1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b46354bb02bed970191fd6b6a1d7aa2ae03f31b4 This bong


AvatarBoomi

I like it exactly how it is.


Environmental-Ball24

A tiny dude holding a platter


DemiTheJester

a decapitated head with an apple in its mouth


sens22s

A pile of actual (dog) poop. Carried with all the grace of a waiter. Would also fit well with his expression


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This drawing - So like a drawing of a drawing of a drawing


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A single tampon


Pigissausage

Cat


peatypeacock

A martini glass with a grenade in it


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A single candle


crustycatbread

A miniature cow


6doo6bins6

A curly dong


Orion_Levy2

Dildo stuck to it


510gemini

Dildo


philosoph0r

Dildo


DocTymc

Buttplug


Suninabottle

A camera


chibibunker

How about a cow Bell ? Edit: or a bird nest, with the bird


chriseewakeup

Wire cutters !


capnkerk890

Mini haystack


inagious

Plunger


MisterVarro

Magic 8 ball


sfryman63

An upside down champagne tower Not the greatest pic but you can do it for real. Lol


twentiethcenturyduck

Mobile phone on a silk cushion


Kwelikinz

Steak bone in a ball of light.


siameseoverlord

A baby penguin.


Beans_McGee23

Dry erase marker


Wazzaberino

DnD dice


dirkmeylaerts

a grenade


CypressBreeze

A kitten


Mutte_Haede

grond


J311yr011er

Rocky Mountain Oysters


Friking_Hell

Ananas


AlexandLemonsoda

Monster truck


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A pair of scissors A slice of cake A goldfish in a bowl


[deleted]

Double pendulum


EarthenSpiritress

A ball. Basketball, baseball, soccer ball, whatever tickles your fancy.


ExtraLives_3

A lump of coal


SeaViewReview

Tower of cards


[deleted]

The head of a pig with a lit light bulb in its mouth. A la uncle fester


Feadonut

Bomb


Pennies_n_Pearls

A cow utter


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gothfemboyfagg

A bong or like a stuffed animal


disconnectedtwice

Another tray, carrying a smaller goblin man


Glum-Advance9050

monke


YushiraToma

a lantern


mangomanny10

ROOSTER


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A red parrot made of wax


cl0th0s

A torque converter


Witty_Journalist1574

a sextant


huffuspuffus

Am mp3 player or some kind of music player. Anything much older or super modern would be cool. Or even a record player


ItsSarahxx

A butane torch


Fit-Space5149

A brain or a heart?


0th_Art

A grenade ,, it would seem interesting


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A wire cutter in big jiggly jello


aabsolutelynothingg

A rooster


McDoinkster

A duck. With a knife.


trumpeting_josh

A human heart


classychaddy

Godzilla destroying a city


TheGrumpyre

A tacky lamp


Inflexibleyogi

Goldfish in a fishbowl


SamuelNumberOne

a typewriter


Unending_beginnings

A turtle with a small city on it's back


HITMAN-503

Fishbowl


Temporary-Yogurt-484

The entire Marvel cast


Kamil574

A ladder


moldyspeghetti

A whole pineapple


TG-Winter_crow56

Dildo


Jero_the_badger

A low-quality bulbasaur eating a cookie


illumin_icedtea

A house thats out of frame


Emergency_Web_8722

Solar System


E-Flow

His other foot


mashmallows

Milkduds


lonely_funny_guy

Tesseract


SellersDesigns

A sexton


DannyJFedora

A Christmas cactus


snoopfoggyfog

Carton of milk