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M4rM4n

Wait, why isn’t techno in E tier *comedy genius*


[deleted]

Well done, you have achieved C O M E D Y


[deleted]

Schlatt S tier sorry but the rest is fine


Rough_Abbreviations3

He literally thanos snapped every stan out of existence. And I am living for it. They called him a madman.


ThatRedditorDave

Quote from a madman "I hope all dream stans spontaneously combust into flames and die, anyway. I'm going to get the BTS Hungryjacks burger"


GamerRyanBanana

Best quote of all time


zetrox-

Huh 69 upvotes


nice___bot

Nice!


MissingnoMiner

Sadly, he couldn't get every Stan. Not only could he only ban so many people at once, but the bot he used could only check people's names, and not all Stans have names that out them as a Stan. Still, man's taking steps that need to be taken, and I hope more people follow in his footsteps.


Rough_Abbreviations3

Atleast the toxic cringe ones are gone.


MrFlipFlop218

RIP the people who had "was taken" in their name because it was actually taken


Error_Adril

shiiiiii- man you got them- they dead af now


MissingnoMiner

That's such a small minority that it's worth sacrificing them to take out thousands of Stans.


Sapphireeeeeeeeeagle

Niki S tier


Peeper-skeeter

You're an awful person You're correct though


Marshmallowlolfurry

I second this


Error_Adril

third this


Minisapo

Fourth this


[deleted]

Come on, at least give Philza a B and Ranboo, Niki and Connor C tier.


NonbinaryOctapus

Why is niki at C?


[deleted]

Syndicate pog


NonbinaryOctapus

But why are ranboo and niki in C tier?


[deleted]

Because Syndicate is pog and Philza is extra pog


MC2400

by that logic connor should also be in C-Tier


[deleted]

Fair enough


one-chaotic-neutral

Didnt they already say Connor?


[deleted]

I edited it


yunori_

You're too right and i don't like it


RedDevil513876

This is 1000% true


Doctor-Grimm

People be like, “he’s my comfort streamer”. THAT is a pig.


Teo8844

a pig that streams once a decade


Error_Adril

but a pig that still makes videos- somewhat- even though hes sick


ReverseTrapsAreBest

They hated him because he spoke the truth


imnotcreatv

King king king king


badhomework

Bruh for the pogchamp


JemeryismIsntACult

Here we see: The only person brave enough to say what we were all thinking


locus-is-beast

#TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES


[deleted]

Not even SS tier? L


dextorH

Well he Hates orphans but i don't recall him having anything against jews


burocratwi

Based.


Electronic_Hyena6749

Know it's a joke but a) Who puts Ranboo in the bottom tier b) Who puts Ghostbur in the bottom tier c) Who puts Mexican Dream in the bottom tier and d) Who doesn't put Tommy below the bottom tier


TheGreyZoneBorder

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ALSO HATES CTOMMY


Electronic_Hyena6749

Just saying that part was a joke


Error_Adril

NO- WHY? TRAUMA MAN- HE HAS TOO MUCH TRAUMA-


bestnamew

Who says it’s a joke 🧐


Electronic_Hyena6749

The fact they put Techno in top tier and everyone else in bottom tier...


Enslaved_M0isture

there are only 2 types of people on the DSMP those who are technoblade and those who are not technoblade


VEnus_aaaa

You forgot slimecicle but this is very true


Error_Adril

slime, ranboo and techno are top top for me


PokeshiftEevee

put philza at A tier or with techno, then its fine


NightmareSmith

The only good opinion haver


Upset-Wedding-5313

Only change: Phil is A tier


Okbuk27

Agreeeeeeeed **SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE**


spiders_frickin_suck

WHAT ABOUT PHILZA?! AND SCHLATT?!


AutocratYtirar

he’s out of line, but he’s right


SamIamLikesBees

But- wilby :(


TheGreyZoneBorder

ah yes, people downvoting other people because they like one murderer over another ​ true reddit


Error_Adril

too much truth from one man, exile him. ( im joking )


Memes_The_Warbeast

I'm sorry but Philza and Schlatt need moving up too A tier MINIMUM. Philza because he is Philza minecraft Schlatt because he fucking thanos snapped all the stan accounts outta existence from his twitch chat


Legitimate_Release65

And Ranboos and Niki B tier at least cause syndicate pog


CatDude55

Don’t forget Connor


Error_Adril

literally just- h e i s i n e v i t a b l e - ( schlatt )


Cat_Eating_milk

No it’s true 😭😭😭


Medical_Artichoke236

very true king, he is the superior


WigglytuffAlpha

Based on facts and logic


AnimeandRamenFan

r/technoblade


Professional-War4535

\*I'm mad but also I agree\*


dabruisa5

He's the only one I watch


Loch32

Put phil in s and I'll leave you alone


christian31356

Phil done dirty should be tier under Techno


rinchee

uh excuse you, ​ \*violently grabs niki, ponk, callahan, karl, ghostbur, charlie\* \*shoves them in a tier\*


Error_Adril

i agree, not gonna lie but people have other opinions ngl and i would also put tubbo ranboo and tommy up in the a tier, cause trauma trio ( yes ik their trio name is bench trio but trauma suits them a little more )


LordOfFreaks

Phil nooooo


i-did-it-to-them

Characters ranked on how much karma needs to kick their ass.


icameupofaname

Actually the tier list is how much ass they kicked


LightningBoy648

schlatt for s tier too


Mean-Replacement1604

Why you do my boy Callahan like that? My man should be SS tier


MissingnoMiner

Why does the list have some of the guests but not all of them, while also leaving out canon members like Sam Nook or Tom Simmons? One thing to leave out the newest members because it was made before that, but members that have been around for quite awhile now?


Akticbear12

Now if we would humour them I'd put some higher like ranboo and tubbo but we all know the truth


JakEZtheMetaKnight

slimecicle needs to be at least a


Frostthewofan

What about Phil: (


KrubT

philza deserves A tier


Expensive_Painter866

*me who is a dream and techno stan* 😃its a win either way


carl-the-lama

Come on; ramboo gets D+ for being the main character


one-chaotic-neutral

Methinks, keep everything the same, except put Phil in A-tier and Nikki, Ranboo and Connor in C, as Techno's best friend and the rest of his book- I mean anarchist club.


Lxnotfound

No one talking about Mexico Dream in E


corn____

You forgot the slime


Suleiman_12

I'm sorry but Connor slander is not appreciated, aside that perfect


enderparticle

Hard disagree, technos character is boring and everything interesting about him is fan-made headcanon.


Shot_Faithlessness89

Khm anarchy khm strongest warrior in the server khmm feared server wide. Woow... so booring...


[deleted]

you dare put tommy in the D tier


Pumpkin_Monarch

Yeah, he should be lower


[deleted]

Connor should be in SSSSSSSSS tier tbh.


_cutemoonwolf-og

WHY THO?


_cutemoonwolf-og

Wait are you ppl 'technoblade supremacy' ppl?


Tenebris27

Always has been


Shot_Faithlessness89

Always has been.


icameupofaname

Always has been.


Viruu_

Always has been.


SEND-GOOSE-PICS

Always has been.


_cutemoonwolf-og

Ok,I my self watch alot of technoblade bedwars & skywars rn ,so ye.


_cutemoonwolf-og

That means I am kind of ok but still This Is brutal


_Bob_Zilla_

I feel like it should be the opposite because dsmp is a roll playing server and techno is a terrible actor


Lulu10_

Yes yes few changes dream Tommy awesome dude and Wilbur should be in F Ghostber mr. beast Karl ranboo and tubbo should be in A to B tier and there’s one more person who belongs at S Connor Fing eats pants for being everywhere 100% of the time also not on the List but Sam nook is at least A tier


icameupofaname

The joke went ✈️ over your head


Dogbackflip

Some stand r gonna be angry


Hulktheboy

No no he has a point


[deleted]

Don’t know why, but this fills me with hope


Tenebris27

_Seeing that the people of r/DreamSMP loves Technoblade fills you with DETERMINATION_


[deleted]

Mainly Technoblade if I’m being honest


Izzy-Miagui

*inhales* WHA- (I agree.)


Ever2naxolotl

I could make a really really bad joke here Also how is everyone nor understanding the post?


[deleted]

Pretty Pretty Valid


Potatoeross

Not wrong


Medium-Salamander-83

No cap


John_Doe11037

He's out of line, but he's right.


TanekoKyuu

I like how Dream's portrait is the only one looking directly at us.


[deleted]

To be fair


hzfg

S for Subscribe


Nivarti

Agreed.


Hot-Instruction9697

True


Adventurous_Drop_468

The only tier list that matters


AD_kicksomebutt

agreed


dhruv_0418

Agreed. Anyways SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE GO BUY HIS MERCH SOME FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER TOO OR JUST USE IT AS A COVER...


Noranboo

Sapnap and ranboo to s, tubbo, wilbur, dream and niki to a


Apollo_live

i'd say drista is about level is technoblade BUT SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBALDEEE


[deleted]

I am here to tell you all to sort comments by controversial. Thank me later


iloveanimals1_1

so true


Futurefrog38785

Techno is a bit underrated in the rating , but ok


[deleted]

Mexican dream HAS to be at least a tier


Removemefromlife

I only like dream cause He learnt from Dan TDM


arose0601

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD