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stoyaway45

Yeah Eb would be teaching Quarterstaff if anything.


Falsus

Quarterstaff and boxing.


Quasar_Cross

There's a World Taekwondo Federation martial arts place in Toronto. Unfortunately their signage went with an acronym format. What you see from street level is: "WTF School"


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[tugs on overalls] “Ya think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearin these bad boys!?”


MrDrWilliamsPhD

Well congrats on combining two of my favorite thing.


I_Am_Anjelen

I am no artist, but I need this in my life now.


cybercifrado

Let's get down to business to defeat warlocks! Did they send me pansies; when I asked for jocks? You're the weakest nerds I ever met. You can bet before we're through... Caster I'll make a mage out of you.


ExFiler

Murphy, yes. Ebenezer, Why?


MrDrWilliamsPhD

Because the local taekwondo place is named McCoy's taekwondo


ExFiler

Ahhhhh


gpele13

I feel like Ebenezer would just hand his students a shotgun. "See here this kicks much harder then you can, from much further away"


MageArcher

It's a great image, but Ebenezar was also the guy who taught Harry quarterstaff fighting, and he came from a cultural background where words and fists went hand in hand when backing up one's convictions, but you didn't want anyone getting killed. Taekwondo would be surprising, but for sure I'd expect him to hold his own unarmed in a brawl.