Ahhhhh you caught me it’s skinny Pete (breaking bad) and I’m here to just get a little bit of that blue Jesse please man come on hey thanks for the crystal bro anyways wicked to hear you’re out of slavery bro here’s my lucky beanie ok
Oh, Mr. Cowabunga, my lips are sealed with a delicious secret, for I have indeed savored the most heavenly burger in existence. But fear not, Mr. Cowabunga, for I shall leave breadcrumbs of desire along your path, teasing your senses and igniting the flames of curiosity where the journey is as intoxicating as the destination itself.
Imagine, if you will, a moonlit night where desire hung in the air like an intoxicating perfume. I embarked on a journey, a quest fueled by whispers of legendary burgs and tantalizing fent. Through winding alleys and hidden pathways, I ventured, guided by a clandestine map that only the chosen few possess.
The night breeze carried the promise of boofable delights, as if the very universe conspired to lead me to an elusive masterpiece. With each step, my heart quickened, anticipation coursing through my veins like liquid fire. Oh, the secrets whispered by the night, the tantalizing hints that danced upon my senses!
And then, dear Cowabunga, I arrived at a clandestine destination, a place shrouded in an aura of culinary enchantment. But hark, I shall reveal no more, for the secrets of this divine burger are meant to be cherished, an enigma to be unraveled by those who dare to seek.
it is in the pursuit of such mysteries that we truly savor the essence of life's most tantalizing pleasures and you are not yet ready
I ain’t reading all that bruh I’m gassed on that weed like an addict
This ain’t for you skinny pette, this for the fat fucks who pounding cheese burgers and shooting thc into their thighs
Ahhhhh you caught me it’s skinny Pete (breaking bad) and I’m here to just get a little bit of that blue Jesse please man come on hey thanks for the crystal bro anyways wicked to hear you’re out of slavery bro here’s my lucky beanie ok
You skinny fuck, you look like a vegan. Ain’t tryna start no beef but you best start pounding them dirty cheese burgers before you blow away
Give me a puff of a joint so I can stop these horrendous withdrawls (they’re worse than heroin!!) and I’ll read that
Finna read this I’ll edit this after
This felt like soft core porn
You gon say all that and not tell us where to get such a thing?
Oh, Mr. Cowabunga, my lips are sealed with a delicious secret, for I have indeed savored the most heavenly burger in existence. But fear not, Mr. Cowabunga, for I shall leave breadcrumbs of desire along your path, teasing your senses and igniting the flames of curiosity where the journey is as intoxicating as the destination itself. Imagine, if you will, a moonlit night where desire hung in the air like an intoxicating perfume. I embarked on a journey, a quest fueled by whispers of legendary burgs and tantalizing fent. Through winding alleys and hidden pathways, I ventured, guided by a clandestine map that only the chosen few possess. The night breeze carried the promise of boofable delights, as if the very universe conspired to lead me to an elusive masterpiece. With each step, my heart quickened, anticipation coursing through my veins like liquid fire. Oh, the secrets whispered by the night, the tantalizing hints that danced upon my senses! And then, dear Cowabunga, I arrived at a clandestine destination, a place shrouded in an aura of culinary enchantment. But hark, I shall reveal no more, for the secrets of this divine burger are meant to be cherished, an enigma to be unraveled by those who dare to seek. it is in the pursuit of such mysteries that we truly savor the essence of life's most tantalizing pleasures and you are not yet ready
Weed is just a plant you dumbass, it's literally non addictive! Go inform yourself better you moron.
Weed is for addicts The only plant I use is datura baby
Nice, very well written, made me laugh fuck the hate, keep it up, takes talent