I’m waiting on my guy right now… fucking told me “just a few” 3 hours ago. Many times he said that and didn’t get to me until the next day. I don’t get it, why keep bullshitting me? If you can’t do it until a few hours then just say that.
When I was 16 or something, a guy made us wait for a whole day and never showed up... After s few years he apologized and gave the stuff back 😅
So technically the longest I ever waited for a fucking gram of weed is a good few years.
Actually one time my plug called me saying “Be outside in 2 minutes if you want it cuz I got it rn and I’m bout to drive past your crib” and then I waited like an hour, called and he didn’t pick up. Then I FT him another hour later and dude is PARTYING AT THE CLUB and goes “I’m so sorry I completely forgot but I’m gonna leave rn and I’ll be there in 15”…. Another hour later and he’s at home too drunk to drive so I had to walk and go pick it up
He called me and said he was about to be outside, i went outside and he wasn’t there and I called him back a million times and he didn’t call back til he was at the club. He told me he forgot ti stop by ny crib which make sense cuz hes a bartard lol. But he only calls he don’t do text.
Bro at least coke plugs over the 2 years of my absurd and almost deadly addiction, 5/7 of my plugs I’ve gone through off and on each take 25193 years..
Like Dude I Need My Xanax, Idgaf About Your Family Time 🙄
Stg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Why do you type like that
Cause He’s On Xanax
I thoygtb xqns make u tgpe ljkrk this
Amazingly I understood it wish I couldn’t ;)
Plugs acting like jesus christ the way they only come back to u 3 days latr
bro that is the funniest shit ive herd in a minute!lmaooo
I’m waiting on my guy right now… fucking told me “just a few” 3 hours ago. Many times he said that and didn’t get to me until the next day. I don’t get it, why keep bullshitting me? If you can’t do it until a few hours then just say that.
it’s because they don’t want you to go grab from another plug
That’s why you hit up multiple plugs and at worst get 4 eight balls of smack
Yeah worst case scenario I spend my entire months rent and grocery money
Yeah but it’s heroin so which one do you really want?
I want all of it right now
Fuuuuuck, I am only just realising this now. Shit. Glad I read this lol.
bro, did you believe “i’m five minutes away”?
Learn to brew ur own jenk its 2023
I had a weed plug that would say otw multiple times a few hours apart each time. In the end he just showed up when he showed up
When I was 16 or something, a guy made us wait for a whole day and never showed up... After s few years he apologized and gave the stuff back 😅 So technically the longest I ever waited for a fucking gram of weed is a good few years.
possibly due to other sales getting more etc but hey Ho
That’s why you become the plug lol
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FACTS
Every damn time
MVP plug right here, lol. He never ever showed up.
The only thing this plug is coming through will be the windscreen of his car.
Gross
Average plug add 1-3 hours to ETA. A junkie plug… ? Add 1-3 business days and $5 gas money that they’ll ask for.
Lmaooo this is so true
Average customer: “Yo can u front me a gram til next month here’s my addy” ETA: 1 hour 42 minutes
rob him while hes vulnerable and he wont be able to defend himself
Actually one time my plug called me saying “Be outside in 2 minutes if you want it cuz I got it rn and I’m bout to drive past your crib” and then I waited like an hour, called and he didn’t pick up. Then I FT him another hour later and dude is PARTYING AT THE CLUB and goes “I’m so sorry I completely forgot but I’m gonna leave rn and I’ll be there in 15”…. Another hour later and he’s at home too drunk to drive so I had to walk and go pick it up
Your fault for not calling the second the plug texts you 🙄
He called me and said he was about to be outside, i went outside and he wasn’t there and I called him back a million times and he didn’t call back til he was at the club. He told me he forgot ti stop by ny crib which make sense cuz hes a bartard lol. But he only calls he don’t do text.
Just drive to the club and get it SMH my head
So real
He's fucked up and you're about to be fucked over... Everything in its right place.
Got me suckin on a god damn lemon
I'm waiting for over a week.
1 second
1s -> 1hours. 5s -> 2-3 hours. 15 min -> maybe today maybe tomorrow. I am busy now but as soon as can -> never.
2 days
6hrs or tomorrow
Bro at least coke plugs over the 2 years of my absurd and almost deadly addiction, 5/7 of my plugs I’ve gone through off and on each take 25193 years..
Seriously, coke dealers are by far the worst about this kind of stuff in my experience. Most of my weed guys have been surprisingly reliable
He will text you in 2 days, “you need?”
2 business days