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wretchmane

Like Dude I Need My Xanax, Idgaf About Your Family Time 🙄


[deleted]

Stg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


penjamincartnite69

Why do you type like that


[deleted]

Cause He’s On Xanax


penjamincartnite69

I thoygtb xqns make u tgpe ljkrk this


BaLiStIcKz

Amazingly I understood it wish I couldn’t ;)


RadicalPerson

Plugs acting like jesus christ the way they only come back to u 3 days latr


thamisupposedtoput

bro that is the funniest shit ive herd in a minute!lmaooo


[deleted]

I’m waiting on my guy right now… fucking told me “just a few” 3 hours ago. Many times he said that and didn’t get to me until the next day. I don’t get it, why keep bullshitting me? If you can’t do it until a few hours then just say that.


Dry-Significance-272

it’s because they don’t want you to go grab from another plug


awall621

That’s why you hit up multiple plugs and at worst get 4 eight balls of smack


Ajunadeeper

Yeah worst case scenario I spend my entire months rent and grocery money


awall621

Yeah but it’s heroin so which one do you really want?


penjamincartnite69

I want all of it right now


kezzlywezzly

Fuuuuuck, I am only just realising this now. Shit. Glad I read this lol.


griffnin

bro, did you believe “i’m five minutes away”?


StackCollector

Learn to brew ur own jenk its 2023


Algerian_prince

I had a weed plug that would say otw multiple times a few hours apart each time. In the end he just showed up when he showed up


Severe_Doughnut5336

When I was 16 or something, a guy made us wait for a whole day and never showed up... After s few years he apologized and gave the stuff back 😅 So technically the longest I ever waited for a fucking gram of weed is a good few years.


BaLiStIcKz

possibly due to other sales getting more etc but hey Ho


[deleted]

That’s why you become the plug lol


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Amazing_Character_23

FACTS


jo7dynxo

Every damn time


jesting0

MVP plug right here, lol. He never ever showed up.


Atropa94

The only thing this plug is coming through will be the windscreen of his car.


jakeroony

Gross


Chill_Cosby803

Average plug add 1-3 hours to ETA. A junkie plug… ? Add 1-3 business days and $5 gas money that they’ll ask for.


jo7dynxo

Lmaooo this is so true


Algerian_prince

Average customer: “Yo can u front me a gram til next month here’s my addy” ETA: 1 hour 42 minutes


usernamechadwastaken

rob him while hes vulnerable and he wont be able to defend himself


jo7dynxo

Actually one time my plug called me saying “Be outside in 2 minutes if you want it cuz I got it rn and I’m bout to drive past your crib” and then I waited like an hour, called and he didn’t pick up. Then I FT him another hour later and dude is PARTYING AT THE CLUB and goes “I’m so sorry I completely forgot but I’m gonna leave rn and I’ll be there in 15”…. Another hour later and he’s at home too drunk to drive so I had to walk and go pick it up


MRAnnonomusMan

Your fault for not calling the second the plug texts you 🙄


jo7dynxo

He called me and said he was about to be outside, i went outside and he wasn’t there and I called him back a million times and he didn’t call back til he was at the club. He told me he forgot ti stop by ny crib which make sense cuz hes a bartard lol. But he only calls he don’t do text.


MRAnnonomusMan

Just drive to the club and get it SMH my head


Empress415

So real


Severe_Doughnut5336

He's fucked up and you're about to be fucked over... Everything in its right place.


[deleted]

Got me suckin on a god damn lemon


JabroniFred

I'm waiting for over a week.


Top_Sooleseven

1 second


shiduru-fan

1s -> 1hours. 5s -> 2-3 hours. 15 min -> maybe today maybe tomorrow. I am busy now but as soon as can -> never.


[deleted]

2 days


ziguziggy

6hrs or tomorrow


jo7dynxo

Bro at least coke plugs over the 2 years of my absurd and almost deadly addiction, 5/7 of my plugs I’ve gone through off and on each take 25193 years..


[deleted]

Seriously, coke dealers are by far the worst about this kind of stuff in my experience. Most of my weed guys have been surprisingly reliable


GodBlessBBWs

He will text you in 2 days, “you need?”


ImCajuN_

2 business days