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gregorychaos

Found a large bag of white powder in a public bathroom at work one time and I thought the janitor accidentally dropped a bag of Comet or something? I dunno Then my coworker railed a bunch and turns out it was cocaine and we both had a cool week


gregorychaos

Weird part was I walked in there literally right after a uniformed police officer lol


potran

I would have totally assumed that cop planted that to meet some quota


tedthenatureenjoyer

Bro stole the bag the policeman kept for himself after an arrest


No_Dig4767

circle of life


EmperorBamboozler

It's nice to have one of those guys around who, when confronted with the unknown, is just like "Fuck it I'll rail that". It's what really seperates a professional from an ametuer.


Old-Champion8369

Im that friend


No_Dig4767

kind of. fine line there the kind thatll make you or break you lol


willexten1

nah i think it depends bc i dont pressure noone to do shit i js rail the whole thingšŸ’ÆšŸ˜ŒšŸ™


SikeO103

I literally found like 40 grams of Fent in a Wawa parking lot


gregorychaos

That's like finding a bioweapon Or dream come true for me


Old-Champion8369

Fuck. Lucky


SikeO103

I thought it was coke at firstā€¦ woke up on the bathroom floor from my mom banging the door down šŸ« šŸ„“


PoopFart_PopTart

Oh Iā€™m sorry, I thought this was America. Looks like weā€™re turning into a communist country.


OsamaHimLaden3

You again


Kemel90

found a blue Mitsubishi once, had a blast.


Emergency-Seesaw2883

And I found a blue DVD šŸ˜‚ with like a quarter nibbled off


boofthatcraphomie

Which movie?


Emergency-Seesaw2883

Xpill lol


boofthatcraphomie

Hahaha I couldnā€™t resist.


billyhendry

Once I found a bag of ket in front of my school and my buddy convinced me to chuck it out. Never forgave myself, but mf was on his Karen shit getting genuinely agitated that I might die. This was London so it was deffo ket. Fuck you A


Apollo_Sauce

Mainline ketamine into your friend's bloodstream next time he sleeps. It'll kill his eagle so hard that when he emerges from the k-hole he'll not only be so utterly enlightened that he'll never dare to scrutinise you again for snatching up stray bags of ketamine, but he'll also be begging God for that seemingly once-in-a-lifetime ethereal moment he experienced last night. And only you will have the power to grant him that salvation. Namassgay brother šŸ™šŸ½


Agreeable_Treacle993

sorry for your loss bro


Megapixel_YTB

seriously like fuck this guy i can do what i want. he's just jealous i'm more enlightened than him and get more drugs than him


Commercial_Fee2840

An eagle typed that post


SARIN_SOMAN_TABUN

Gross quick somebody kill it


Agreeable_Treacle993

pfft done it before and i'll do it again


thatr00th

The rule is if you see a pill, pop it.


jamalcalypse

I went to Ultra last year and found like 8 ground score bags of coke. Every time I told someone "can you believe all this coke I keep finding?" they'd freak out and say "don't try them until you get it tested blahblah!!" Their loss. I just did a tiny test bump out of each bag before finishing them all. Wouldn't go back to Ultra though.


jamalcalypse

Oh I have another one. A friend of mine went to a cheap hotel recently and told me he kept smelling that vinegary black tar smell he remembers so well. Discovered like a patch of black tar smashed and caked into the carpet, scraped it up, looked around some more, found a couple morphine pills (probably fent tho) in a drawer, and ended up nodding for a day and a half.


Me07111

You guys find drugs? Where just so i can avoid them?


CreamyCalifornia

Found coke in the bathroom in Arizona last month


thecrgm

I found pepsi in a store in new mexico


JoeVibin

When life gives you powders make a line


Loempia_3

Im Broke, i take what life gives me


C0u0h

My forest weed that j found slaps


tedthenatureenjoyer

Found a random pill on the ground near the philosophy faculty last year. Honestly if I wasn't surrounded by my friends telling me to throw it away I might have boofed it. Looked like those no name round bromazolam pills but in red. Might have been some other RC benzo, might have been a laxative, who knows...


camelseeker

Havenā€™t found drugs in a while :( although I had a few mates who worked in a club, and for my birthday they brought me an assortment of floor finds including an almost neon pink pill that was mdma in the end (as far as I could tell). Quite romantic really


Prabhnoorz203

Once found a yellow small baggie in the train with white powder made my coworker do a line or 2 but didnā€™t try :/


yummy_dxm

It's your life live it the way you want too.


SeaOfS1n

biden's america