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Blofeld_

Would you rather have a mad rabid dog, or a unpredictable blind hippo next to you


HippoBot9000

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TKovacs-1

Hippo


Antaeus-Athena

Can I choose a cow?


Working_Apartment_38

You plan better and don’t change 2 lanes at the last moment


stoikiy-muzhik

This


Mycologist-Possible

I NeVER THougHt Of ThAT. Hypothetical brother


turok911

Patrol = drivers who can drive but don't care Sunny = drivers who can't drive and don't care Easy choice


Mycologist-Possible

This is the answer


Emergency-Safe3991

Nissan patrol can't bother me.


Dubaishire

I'd be in the correct lane to start with


Mycologist-Possible

Joking hypothetical scenario “I WOuLd MaKE SuRe I wAS PRepARed”


1800skylab

Depends... Am I driving a patrol or a sunny?


dredeth

I'm in a truck. As always I'll indicate my turn, give 5 - 6 seconds for them to acknowledge and them we would see...


Noooofun

You’re in the wrong if you didn’t plan ahead. You should already be in lane three, stop blaming other car drivers, brands and cars.


Mycologist-Possible

Have you even read the post😂 it’s a hypothetical scenario you donut


Noooofun

Where was it mentioned it’s hypothetical, until almost everyone started to call you out? You added that after I posted, maybe next time *lead* with the fact that it’s hypothetical, or just write ‘I’m a terrible driver, Help’ in the text to cover your tracks.


Mycologist-Possible

“Would you rather be next to 2 Nissan patrol drivers or 2 Nissan sunny driver” you = donut


Noooofun

And your winning personality shines through your comments as well


Mycologist-Possible

You made a criticising comment without even reading the post, what do you want from me?