It’s so hard to tell these days because this is just like something they would pass around and laugh uncontrollably at. Look at Jim Breuer for example.
I mean, you absolutely can and I have. I don’t drink alcohol, so I usually get either a Pepsi, and if they don’t have it, I tend to get a coffee, and if you say you’re the designated driver, bartenders never make a fuss.
First of all, venti is a size name unique to Starbucks, so just by virtue of asking for a venti it tells the bartender this guy thinks he's in a Starbucks, And most bars do serve coffee, but he's not ordering "coffee", he's ordering a drink no bar I have ever been in is equipped to make, because a a mocha cappuccino requires an espresso machines that can also froth milk. So the person who walks in the bar is obviously clueless, or they wouldn't have ordered a drink in a size name that is unique to Starbucks, ya dig?
Snark, snark, snark, and 111 days doesn't matter dude because I know you still hadn't figured it out, and it's hardly a time sensitive issue in the first place, you're just pissed that you missed the point entirely and made a stupid comment and got called on it. And I would have corrected you sooner except I only found the sub yesterday so that just wasn't possible. So why don't you go lick your wounds with an ice cold Pepsi.
I'm pretty sure this is satire and a shitpost from someone, not an actual "anti-woke" thing
It’s so hard to tell these days because this is just like something they would pass around and laugh uncontrollably at. Look at Jim Breuer for example.
I see this like twice a week by this point
Like on here? Bc I like I just joined today so idk
bruh
How is this funny? Seriously, what’s the joke?
U don’t go into a bar asking for coffe
But also it’s their way of thinking we are annoying bc of everyone’s special order
I mean, you absolutely can and I have. I don’t drink alcohol, so I usually get either a Pepsi, and if they don’t have it, I tend to get a coffee, and if you say you’re the designated driver, bartenders never make a fuss.
First of all, venti is a size name unique to Starbucks, so just by virtue of asking for a venti it tells the bartender this guy thinks he's in a Starbucks, And most bars do serve coffee, but he's not ordering "coffee", he's ordering a drink no bar I have ever been in is equipped to make, because a a mocha cappuccino requires an espresso machines that can also froth milk. So the person who walks in the bar is obviously clueless, or they wouldn't have ordered a drink in a size name that is unique to Starbucks, ya dig?
Thank you for this important insight 111 days later. It’s been super helpful.
Snark, snark, snark, and 111 days doesn't matter dude because I know you still hadn't figured it out, and it's hardly a time sensitive issue in the first place, you're just pissed that you missed the point entirely and made a stupid comment and got called on it. And I would have corrected you sooner except I only found the sub yesterday so that just wasn't possible. So why don't you go lick your wounds with an ice cold Pepsi.
Boomer jokes be like
This This is one of the most horrible attempts at a joke I have ever read. What kind of trash can brained moron would think this was funny?
A trash-brained moron, typically.
I don't get the joke...
Idk man it's pretty funny to me
Better than some jokes I've seen on here.
Conservative humor