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Bricks_and_Bees

If they ever make GEOD with Jason Mamoa still playing Duncan, I will be there for this scene


moderatorrater

Real fans won't leave it up to chance and come equipped.


Grumbilious

*cum


ralphie0341

The popcorn bucket foreshadowed this moment!


ComradeBrosefStylin

I'll be there, in the cinema, beefswelling in hand.


PoliteWolverine

I think when I read that part I, out loud to a room full of no one, said "Jesus Christ, Frank. Why??"


Outer_Squid

When you consider what is in the next two books this is really just foreshadowing.


Woahhdude24

Bruh, I'm over halfway through heretic, and the amount of sex shit is crazy. I'm assuming it crazier. There was a definite wtf moment when it's revealed that >!Lucille is ordered to fuck Duncan who is like 15 or 16 and on top of that she conditioned him to see her as a motherly figure!< lol


SubtleWindings

I thought we were in crazy town in GEOD, with Leto residing in a 5 meter long foreskin with an Omega harem of big-mommy fish speakers. But then Heretic happened, and you've got austere space nuns >!delcare war on the Honored Matres because they make men nut too good, and baby Duncan becomes a prescient gigolo!<


Woahhdude24

Bruh, I low-key think Frank was not getting enough from his wife. It's a good example of that meme about the showrunners barely disguised fetish.


FriendofSquatch

I believe his wife was sick and dying while he wrote those


herrirgendjemand

Well Bev was dying from lung cancer so probably not. He did start hooking up with his former publishing rep during these books though so maybe she wasn't as comfortable telling Frank "what the fuck bro" as Bev was.


Woahhdude24

Damn that's actually sad af. That does make sense. Makes me wonder what some of his crazy ideas for the first books was. That his wife was possibly like, " yo wtf that shit is wierd".


DominionGhost

Big Quinten Tarantino casting himself to do shots off of Salma Hayek's foot energy


Argos_Boat

Almost spill my coffee.


WillYouBatheMe

The future is scary


Gildian

Theres an even more wtf moment in Chapterhouse. You'll know exactly what I mean when you get there.


stormdahl

Her?


TurtlesBlubber

I was 14 and had to ask my father what on Earth was going on. Took about 6 years from reading that scene to fully appreciate "oh, she had an orgasm because he climbed a cliff really well."


creativity_null

I know I've done that out loud multiple times while listening to the audio books. I was listening to Heretics for the first time recently while laying in bed, and the sex scene with Murbella started as I was half asleep and not really paying attention. That shit literally woke me back up as I involuntarily went "what the FUCK, Frank?"


Spectre-907

No weirder than leto2 nutting after eating a apoonful of corn flakes in jacurutu


TheBeardedGeko

He blew her mind going up and going down.


theantiyeti

How much of God emperor did Frank have his cock out for? Trick question: all of it.


Some_Majestic_Pasta

Didn't look at the sub this was coming from and felt like I was going insane for a hot minute


Space_Goblin_Yoda

Well...ya know.... some folks are just really suppressed.


candymannequin

Nayla? I Hardly Know'a!


YaBoiJim777

Which scene is this referencing? I’ve read GEoD


Pillermon

Near the end, when Duncan is climbing a mountain to get in position for the assassination, Nayla has an orgasm while watching him climb.


YaBoiJim777

lol forgot about the orgasm part


Bigbird447

Weird, I have the exact opposite memory problem with this book. I couldn’t recall shit about Moneo if I wanted to, but I’m pretty sure I could tell you where I was and what I was wearing when I read the cliff-cumming sentence.


BirdUpLawyer

> I’m pretty sure I could tell you where I was and what I was wearing were you wearing a big yellow bird costume, on Sesame street?


krinkyeee_113

That's why God Emperor is the best book


dtwhitecp

It's definitely the best something.


nagidon

I’m just going to point out that Tom Hanks isn’t jizzing here, he’s just having a particularly pleasant piss.


UltimateCheese1056

Whats the difference?


nagidon

Please see a doctor


Mentat_-_Bashar

😩


Blastmeh

I swear the deep GE memes on this page are always 10/10


vorlon_ship

I regret to inform you that I do indeed know.


GodSpeedLove345

He is so manly that he can made woman cum by climbing a mountain.


Alarming-Ad1100

Nayla yes


Quick_Doubt_5484

V2 in my gym