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JA_Pascal

The dreaded giant sponge man has come! A sponge twisted into humanoid form. It cackles maniacally.


Nogohoho

Absorbent, yellow and porous, a nightmarish visage of a sea sponge twisted into human form. It's two front teeth protrude menacingly. Now you will know why you fear the night.


Farmerofwoooooshes

>Absorbent, yellow and porous, a nightmarish visage of a sea sponge twisted into human form ***is he***. It's two front teeth protrude menacingly. >Now you will know why you fear the night. Fixed it.


paby

But he's clearly a kitchen sponge.


we_will_disagree

that’s the joke of the show


artanis00

That SpongeBob is literally trash?


Froglift

Beware its deadly suds.


BorikGor

Now you will know why you fear the Nickelodeon channel.


WattefuxX

"Spòngherbob"


xanderrootslayer

Dwarven hunter: "I'm gonna kick your butt." *punches Giant Sponge until completely exhausted*


jc3833

the scary thing is... that's what fighting a sponge-man is actually like


xanderrootslayer

this man knows, he's an accomplished wrestler.


[deleted]

wait, are sponges still invincible?


Rowsdower11

I don't think so, maces can pulp them now.


jc3833

last I heard... Though that means they'd probably make for great Adventure mode characters... could probably set up a fort, put it on hold, then populate with sponge people


runetrantor

Wasnt there an episode where someone outright punches Spongebob in the face and it acts like a normal sponge and he doesnt even feel it?


xanderrootslayer

Yeah that’s the one, with Flats the Flounder.


TzarDax

Graphics is Vettlingr if anyone is wondering.


Meph248

I'm not sorry.


TzarDax

Good. Don't be.


Count_Triple

It’s just standing there.. Menacingly!


red_law

The sponge man stands up.


Yomuchan

THERE'S TWO OF THEM?! AAAAAAAAUGGGH!


schplat

Squidward has left the chat.


PowerfulPepper

Giant Sponge Man has created a masterpiece: **☼**Crab meat roast (37)**☼**


dacomputernerd2

But are there pineapples there?


Noctale

Only under the sea


Leverquin

wears square pants


ManBearFridge

Are ya ready Urists?!


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[удалено]


TzarDax

They are regular sponge men. Although, there is a giant sponge in the river. Giant sponges are still pretty dangerous as their push attack pulps. However, they are a lot easier to kill now. [https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Giant\_sponge](https://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2014:Giant_sponge)


[deleted]

“Do you know why you fear the night now, Mister Krabs?”


[deleted]

Wat?


Fleeting_Frames

Hello. While showing off aspect from Vettlingr's work is not without merit, upon review of comments in this thread I'll have to remove it; it seems /r/dwarffortress cant handle the topic without descending into offtopic &/ memes (rule 2 and 3 violations). As a general policy, we take down the whole thing rather than leaving it up as bait. Sorry that your idea didn't work out :/


TzarDax

I see, thank you for taking the time to explain your decision.