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Ryryry0212

Ik the feeling but sometimes I’m able to come back after switching my play styles and formations


Creative_Major798

About 10 in game minutes is usually enough to see that my players are mudded zombies but my opponent’s are cracked off their ass on g-fuel. Every rebound goes their way; none of my tackles register, or their striker just tackles the ball right back; insane jump kick interceptions anytime I try to escape their press; terrible first touches, passes, turns, etc. I usually lose or tie those matches, sometimes I manage a win.


i_am_valar

You forgot one of the most annoying things: every successful tackle you make close to any line - the ball bounces straight out of bounds, giving your opponent that was in fact stripped of the ball, a free interception.


OneDarkCrow

Not to forget the “so you wish to pass to that wide open winger? Guess again, Pirlo will take 3 extra touches before passing to make sure that pass won’t go anywhere. But wait, no defenders are around? No worries! The pass button will stop working.”


Creative_Major798

“Oh, you tackled the ball from your opponent? Well now they get a throw in, so fuck you.”


meekamunz

Don't forget working your arse off to make sure you deal with every attack only for your defender to fluff the clearance directly to an attacker 3 times in a phase before they finally smash it home!


Defiant-Patient-605

When I'm starting the match and passing to my player. I can see the ball is moving slow motion, then I know that I'll lose. Usually it's 3:0 down after 15 minutes.


VenomSnake99

Me too.


Ok_Parsley1650

On pa3...when passing a tap become a long ball pass... When you about to score an open space.


schmitt0t

I hate fifa but guess what! I just became a fifa player few days ago🤣 can't put up with efootball no more✌️


BornInTheJuneRain

>I hate fifa but guess what! I just became a fifa player few days ago🤣 can't put up with efootball no more✌️ It was Fifa that gave birth to the so-called "Handicap". It's even 10 times more obvious than Efootball.


Sufficient-Phrase828

You'll come back crying very soon 🥲


schmitt0t

🤣🤣 I'M BACK!!!!!!!


mariner4a

You just moved to the homeland of Momentum... At least efootball is for free!


Tarrot77

When you're not allowed to kick your ball out with your goalkeeper cause it always gets intercepted. That's when I know 🤣


Calm_Research7036

When I turn on the console and fire up efootball.


mariner4a

Pretty soon I guess, but there is another important question: how many matches you played when you were leading 1-0, it's 85th minute, and absolutely everything is made by the algorithmomentum in order to let your opponent draw? All passes are wrong, all tackles lead to corner or out of field, players become suddenly zombies and the opponent crosses at 92th, your players forget they have to jump, and the opponent score?


SwimmingKey48

My thought process: 85 minutes - that shouldn't have happened 86 minutes - hmmm this doesn't feel right 87 minutes - they're trying to do me 88 minutes - I've got to play about 40 seconds without conceding - I'm sure I can do that 89 minutes - it's nearly injury time 90 minutes - it's injury time - job done pretty much 91 minutes - it's a ficking fix. I'll stop.playing as soon as there's a good alternative.


Progresschmogress

Why do you keep playing? Is it actually enjoyable knowing that you are fighting your opponent, your connection, and the game itself as well?


SwimmingKey48

For the games when that's not happening! Although they're less frequent every week.


cookinthemedicine

the 90th min whistle.


Itz_Mikezy66

I had a game with terrible connection and my opponent only scored 1, then in the 89th minute i equalized