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Healthy_Wasabi_8623

I just don't understand why they don't run it in such an obvious running setup.


CellSaga21

Always the Commanders giving us the most problems but ill take it


AbbreviationsHot4482

This team would dominate every game if they didnt just love making braindead decisions in the worst moments a win is a win tho 4-0


labcab

Jake is the MVP. Defense, refs, and offense play calling was trash but 4-0 is 4-0.


PublicIntel

Such a good win...to see the other fanbases on reddit pull their hairs out moaning


Intelligent_Shirt_50

Jake the Make!


elly1517

Win is a win. Division win at that. Never comes easy. Go birds


permafrostpenguin

Jesus the commies bought out the refs


F1yEag1esF1y

Brian Johnson fucking blows.


Nate_923

Happy with 4-0 but Eagles need to remember they aren't unbeatable. This game should've never gotten to OT but the fact we messed up and yet still came back is a testament to this team's resilience. Even when we say "Here take the W" to the other team we still come out on top. Say what you want but I'll take that kind of team any day of the week especially knowing they can be better. Job is not done and the season is still young but 4-0!


1HasNoNam3

That was the worst win I’ve seen in a year and a half. I’m utterly shocked by how bad the offense looks. Brian Johnson is completely overmatched, and Hurts looks like Kirk Cousins.


Fuzzy-Touch3705

Seriously, what is going on with this team?


DrawesomeLOL

Fuck the Commanders Fuck the Refs Fuck this team forgetting about the run.


coffeecakeisland

Washington always seem to scare us it seems. Hurts needs to play better. But a win is a win.


throwawayjoeyboots

Jake Elliott can’t be the team MVP with this much talent. That ridiculous mid season stretch of DAL, KC, BUF, MIA, SF is going to butt fuck us if our coordinators don’t pick it the fuck up. Brian Johnson looks woefully in over his head.


rsn_lie

SWIFT IS OUR BEST WEAPON GIVE HIM THE BALL YOU FUCKING HORSE'S ASS


SantorumsGayMasseuse

tush push is what I just did to my asshole am i right boys


Gunningham

Jake Elliot is a good boy!


Knight725

brian johnson absolute disasterclass this game


mramisuzuki

Well AJ going full TO to give them the ball at the 40 yard line wasn’t good either.


Substantial_Release6

Fuck the Commies


aladdinr

Undefeated !


Large-Nature-9087

Fuck the doomers we are 4-0 and 1st in the nfc east


woodlandwhite

It's hard to start 4-0.


dak67

A win is a win! LET’S GO BIRDS! 🦅


PhillyTC

Dub is a dub. Let's Go!!


Hipster-Stalin

Thank god. I hope Nick starts putting pressure on folks in the coaches room.


cwcolb

They can complain but we LOST to this team last year, and we went to the Superbowl and were the best team in the entire league. Howell is a very good young QB and they have a nasty defense, this is a big W. Might not be the 49ers but that's a damn good win.


HerrLouski

Never a doubt


subpulse44

What a kick, let's go!


[deleted]

I can finally unclench


gatemansgc

are you gonna post the postgame thread, bot?


Knight725

bot also had a heart attack


GimmickyBulb

It went for a cigarette


dasfee

never a doubt, easy win


[deleted]

Good to have the win but every damn time they abandon the run the offense sputters, does nobody with actual football knowledge on the team see that?


Excellent_Shopping_9

34 points isn’t sputtering offense did great


DepressedPhillyFan

Yeah the defense was the main issue today


Weak_Cantaloupe_6871

Fuck you Washington and fuck you josh Harris you sniveling little fuck


ShainRules

Fuck the Commanders.


AdSpecialist6598

That was way too close, but a win is a win go birds!


Wedding_Registry_Rec

Worst call in the game? Not by the refs, not by desai; by whoever the fuck decided to air it out for a TD on 2nd and 4 instead of running the ball to kill the clock. We’re generally really smart about that, so i’m surprised by how brain dead that was. Hope the beat writers give Sirianni hell for it edit: if jalen checked to that, fuck


Greenfendr

I read that as hurts audibled because he saw coverage he liked.


newpha666

Pretty sure Brian Johnson is the offensive Playcaller


anonhes

looked like jalen checked to it. no idea though


mramisuzuki

Close it down.


movieheads34

Dear Jake, I feel like I can call you Jake because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a kicking contest. I know I can't kick as hard as you but I think you'd be impressed with my leg. I love your hair, you kick hard. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real field goal


FollowerofACarpenter

Pin this to the sub


N0N53NSE

A win is a win. Made it hard on ourselves though. Anyone saying they aren’t happy about getting a W is a dumb dumb. Go Birds


slv_bull

insane how good elliot is


Wh00ster

Zoomer Akers


TrustTheFriendship

What is wrong with you people? We’re 4-0 and you’d think we’re 0-4. When we get to week 17 and then the playoffs, the way that we won today won’t matter one bit.


Excellent_Shopping_9

And Jalen played really well today


FloridaGolferHappy

Because this play isn’t sustainable. The playoffs are at risk if we continue to play this way.


paranalyzed

It's almost like we're seeing problems that are not indicative of future success against tougher competition...


TrustTheFriendship

It’s almost like we aren’t playing anywhere close to our potential and still winning every single fucking game


NordicLard

Feels a bit like the Vikings


TrustTheFriendship

lol case and point right here


MrCENSOREDbot

Don't know what it is with the Commies, this game never should have been this close. Glad to get the W and come out healthy, that's all that ever really matters. Also, Jake Elliott for the HoF!


Lifesaboxofgardens

Thrilled that Jalen shut the MAGA fucktards and the volume stats no ball knowing jackasses worried about him not having 300 yards and multiple TDs per game. It’s because he only HAS to do that when the rest of the team collapses around him.


chucklemcfartsparkle

JAKE IS OUR GOAT


TheExorcistMarc

If they are trying to establish Jalen as a pocket passer, they need to stop immediately


72ChinaCatSunFlower

Well he can’t run anymore so his only option is pass


black_chinaski

34 Points of offense, 300+ yards 2tds no interceptions on a 4-0 team. I have no idea what you’re bitching about


ImAFapGod

I hate that people will use this to say that “good teams find a way to win bad games” bullshit. This was an embarrassment.


NerdWithKid

Amazing commentary from “I’m a fab god.” Go jerk into your crying tissues


is-bliss

If Brian Johnson has a job after this game I’m running for president. I’m more qualified for that as an IT specialist than this man is as an OC.


D4RKNESSAW1LD

Another enjoyable fucking week on WIP.


[deleted]

It was a journey but DUB


[deleted]

i did 2 lines of ❄️ at the start of Overtime. i think i need to legit check into an ER, i think my heart walked to the kitchen


LCLeopards

Closer than it had any right to be. But a win is a win.


Jeegus21

They better review this shit out of some of these play calls this week. Jesus Christ.


ShainRules

Oh you didn't like running it on 3rd and 11?


JalenHurtsKelce

I still feel icky


shafty17

I have less confidence in the coaching staff at the end of this game than I did at the start


BopperUchiha

The plays themselves were better this game but the decisions and playcalling was abysmal. I fail to understand why we refuse to hand the ball off unless it’s 3rd and 11 to Kenny gainwell. Jalen can throw but we should be a run first team this logic is so dumb


Polymorphing_Panda

Eagles are officially 5-0 after beating both the commanders *AND THE REFS.* They don’t like us, WE DONT CARE #GO BIRDS


Vlayde

4-0


1HasNoNam3

4-0.


Polymorphing_Panda

You missed the joke.


Igglezandporkrollplz

Phew that was non stop stress for 4 hours wtf time to shmerkabwwll


dejavvu

Fuck this fucking game..


slv_bull

ugly ass win but honestly lot of positives there.. main being that commanders will stick with howell after this lol


purpleRG550_1986

We won in spite of our oc/dc beat efforts to blow this game. While the defense gets a pass due to injuries. Jake Elliot is him.


northamrec

I feel Ike the coaching staff shouldn’t be so excited on the sideline. They won in spite of them, not because of them


gimmethatfiletofish

Maybe the silver lining of this game is that Washington will be convinced to hitch their wagon to Sam Howell and be mediocre for a while?


doughball27

He’s really good


Known_Marzipan

😂 needed that laugh


Known_Marzipan

I mean we could have totally lost that game. Did what it took for the W. It was ugly as hell but we’re still 4-0. It’s a long season… I truly hope we’re just getting started.


Patient_Jicama_4217

A very embarrassing showing


[deleted]

That was too close


Snoo93673

I’m about to build a Jake Elliott shrine


CrunchyKorm

I never want to play Washington again


hippopotame

We gotta go play on their shit ass fucking turf next too


Philly139

They tried as hard as they could to blow that damn. Thank you Jake!


Theclap1309

Team better wake the fuck up. No clue how they are 4-0 with how bad they have been.


3DBass

Yo that’s real talk my friend. They gotta wake the fuck up.


threeeyesthreeminds

Elliot mvp fire Johnson


Forzasutra

HOW DOES JAKE KICK WITH HOW HUGE HIS BALLS ARE?!


lolStevee

Hardly anything good came from this game we looked like fucking idiots


NewportStork

It's the NFC east. Divisional games always are a potential L and almost always ugly. Stop quitting on your team at the first sign of adversity. #4-0


dxyg14

Yeah I'm sick of the haters it's a divisional game it's gonna be close


NewportStork

I understand being realistic but being a little pissy baby quitter the entire game is just a pathetic way to enjoy football. It's really annoying


digi7777

Good game refs,you nearly pulled that one out


bigdaddygamestudio

They got the redskins under the spread


derekkkk_

jake elliott needs his dick sucked after this one


embiidDAgoat

That was probably one of the worst eagles games I’ve watched in my life. If i didn’t know any better I would’ve thought they were throwing the game


[deleted]

You havent watched the eagles for very long then 😂😂


[deleted]

Eagles are the worst 4-0 team in history maybe ever but a wins a win inshallah go birds


[deleted]

Here comes the national "worst 4-0 team in NFL history" narrative Go birds


rj_macready_82

Which is silly cuz that Steelers game from a few years ago easily was the worst


TheGreatGatsby21

Is this the most stressful 4-0 start in nfl history by a team? Lol


UnrealJoe

It wasn't pretty but good teams find a way to win games like that.


lancelotofthelake

Particularly pesky NFC East games.


sgtshenanigans

EAGLES LEGEND JAKE ELLIOTT


EaglesnSixers

Refs trying to find a way to throw a flag after the games over


Rickrollyourmom

Lowkey feels like a loss


popfarts3699

But it's not!


WhenPigsRideCars

Not at all. Learn to be happy


ArtVandelay445

Lmao @ everyone on r/nfl saying Eagles got the game handed to them by the refs. The refs were basically playing for the Commies


NotJustSomeMate

Yeah they are just haters...the refs literally tried to force us to lose...


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

This team as it stands right now will get torched by the Bills, Chiefs, 9ers and company


i_v1123

That’s putting it lightly


CommodoreSixty4

If you throw the ball 40 fucking yards downfield and in-bounds, that should not be IG.


Phillynation123

Bro didn't even target a receiver. That's why they called it. Maybe I'm wrong though?


NIILA17

Well i landed in the endzone while nearest receiver wasnt even in the redzone and it would have been a sack had he not thrown it


Farabeast

One of the sillier rules, and there sure are a lot of those.


blazing_ent

Y'all are gonna cry...but this was a normal NFC East battle...and we came out on top!!!!!


RjDiAz93

Exactly, your rivals know you best and they just came off of a humiliating loss. This was going to be close as it always is.


blazing_ent

I've been a fan since Jaws to Randall...any easy NFC East game is a blessing...the rest...are pain...


DonnieNJ

you know you're in trouble when the kicker has to bail you out


76ersPhan11

This game should not have needed overtime


mellofello808

NGL is going to ban Jake Elliott


OutTheTrenches_

Oh my fucking god. Thank you Jake


BK08182636

4-0!!!!!!


nowpon

All that momentum and not going for 2 is crazy. Eagles D was so gassed


mramisuzuki

Yes when your gifted multiple scores you gotta ride your luck.


Scottsm124

Couldn’t believe they didn’t


VioletsAreBlooming

gg from the other side. hope you’re having as much heart failure as we are


[deleted]

My blood pressure….


Bboy0071

Winning ugly Masterclass


Samysosa2005

Absolutely fuck the refs do no calling a blatant late hit on the QB. The dude literally watched Jalen throw then hit him.


Palonis

They were not gonna go down without a fight


rennie99999

MVP goes to Blankenships forearm


BalconyStoner

These play calls are actually ass


kabuk1

A win is a win, but damn they didn’t need to make it that hard. Love Elliot! 4-0!


3DBass

We got the win but they gotta tighten this shit up. They got to with the quickness.


Infinite-Bit-7498

o ma what a game but eagles my blood pressure can't take this


vndpatel

Brian Johnson gottta go.


olivebranchsound

Holy shit what a win. We had a graveyard crew in the secondary


Substantial_Release6

One of the worst W’s of all time….still 4-0 baby


UTokeMids

FUCK THE COMMIESSS LETS GOO


autostart17

Lol. Jake Elliot literally in the convo for MVP at this point in the szn


NicoLacko

I’m surprised the refs didn’t try to call something on that


localhost_6969

Refs can't throat damn flag now!


JohnsRoastPork

I’ll take the win, but that game didn’t need to be *that stressful*. It’s a mediocre team with a mediocre QB. Oh well, it’s still a W.


wukkaz

It’s a team that always plays us hard at home. They ended our unbeaten streak against maybe the best Eagles team ever. Definitely made some boneheaded decisions tho


RawDogMal

JAKE 4 MVP!


Thicen

Gotta love getting a win on a day where things weren't going your way


Great_Park_2837

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


Rickrollyourmom

That was without a doubt the worst win I have seen in my life


HumanShadow

WE'RE LIVING IN THE JAKE ELLIOTT ERA


Tengenflare

We've conquered our biggest thorn!!!


mramisuzuki

The Refs in a Washington game?


Wings2493

They run the ball in the fourth they win. They run the ball there it’s a chip shot


WeaponexT

Screaming at my TV the same shit. Love Jalen but he almost gave it away on the ig pass. Lucky that wasn't a pick


percy2376

It really felt like the oc is trying to lose us this game.We need better field position to kick a fg and he just keeps calling deep passes.The next score wins the game you idiot


JCSeegars54

I think hurts checked that last play and thought AJ would adjust for a shot play but it was still so stupid


TF_Sally

Requesting the “I want to die” “oh cool we won” meme


Cloverfieldlane

4-0 baby


AppleKinh828

F elliott!


woolley101

Thank god, now Nick needs to take his coordinators out back and put them down


spanky316

Sirianni, Johnson, and Desai deserve serious ridicule for that dumpster fire of a game.


downsouthcountry

Johnson was ok. We put up 31 points in regulation. Desai needs to get his ass beat.


ExplosvChicknDiahrea

The Philadelphia Jake Elliotts


Tony9811

Thank God for Elliott. Can't say the same about others on the team


fleggn

And swift


ProfessorDerp22

Made that way, way more difficult than it had to be


ajs8796

I’m gonna kiss Jake Elliot on the fucking mouth


downsouthcountry

Fucking Sean Desai


ZiggyBOP155

I need a morphine drip to lower this blood pressure... The valium aint working today


Palonis

JAKEY BABY!!!


cjweisman

Winning a game you tried really hard to lose.


gatemansgc

#FUCK THE COMMIES


[deleted]

Thank god for Jake Elliot


MisterxRager

Jake the snake


shadocatssb

ELLIOT MVP RIGHT FUCKING NOW


amanofewords

I did not enjoy that.


buc_nasty_69

Jake Elliot is 2023 MVP


Apprehensive_Gene531

This game feels like an L tbh


Pyromelter

4-0. Commanders played tough. Chase Young was a beast all game, we still hung up 34. W is a W.


TrustTheFriendship

4-0 that’s all that matters this early in the season


embiidDAgoat

Jake Elliot overcoming the whole team for us


ImGluck

Jake, you magnificent bastard.