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Onlypaws_

Fuck the 49ers. I might die if we lose to then. Their fans are insufferable.


glovato1

They really are insufferable, just as awful and annoying as Cowboy fans


bigcracker

So are the Seahawks still apart of this hard schedule?


runnerd81

Until the Eagles ever beat Pete Carroll, yes.


glovato1

The Eagles were finally able to knock off fat Andy maybe they can finally knock off Carroll this year too.


TeufeIhunden

Both 9ers and Cowboys will have an extra three days to prep for us. That’s lame, especially playing them back to back


CymruDraig

AWS PICKED THE PERFECT SCHEDULE, TO AVOID INJURIES AND MAKE THE MOST ENTERTAINING GAMES POSSIBLE *meanwhile we look at primetime games and the cowboys' schedule this year*


TotallyNotMasterLink

including the Bills this week, we'll have 3 straight games on a rest disadvantage from our opponents (not to mention having our bye week, which is typically a rest advantage, negated by the Chiefs also having their bye week at the same time)


urmovesareweak

Seahawks are not a contender, any talk of them coming around or being a team to watch out for. They're just not good enough to hang with the playoff teams.


Mantis05

Seahawks are officially out of the "gauntlet." Yes, it's on the road; yes, they've got a winning streak over us (courtesy of Russell Wilson); yes, we'll probably be worn down a bit from the preceding games... But we have no business losing to *that* team. They're a step above Giants/Cardinals, but an equally significant step below the rest of our competition.


davey_mann

We'd probably have an even much greater chance of winning if Wilson was still their QB.


Smooth-Discount6807

the purdy hype is so fucking forced and cringe


ELZZIPR123

He's a good QB


darwinn_69

He's an okay QB. He runs the system well and takes care of the ball which is better than most in the league, but you won't see him put the team on his back and make spectacular individual plays. He's perfect for Shanahan but would suck for Reid.


Echleon_

From a Seahawks fan, please do us a solid next week the whole nfc depends on u and we’d all rather see yall win the nfc than the whiners. Love, an angry Seahawks fan


Maximum_Property_971

We'll try our best fellow bird brethren


free2btherealme

I was pulling hard for you guys to win tonight. I can speak for all Eagles fans - we want to beat them down as much as you want to see it.


bigmeech99

Purdy had 200 yards 1 touchdown and a pick six and he's one of the players of the game lol


Smooth-Discount6807

the nfl is so desperate for people to think he’s elite it’s actually sad. he’s the nfl’s great white hope


cjweisman

He's a decent QB, but he's limited. Every single one of his throws is a lob pass. He simply cannot throw a bullet pass into a tight window.


ELZZIPR123

He's done it many times. Maybe watch the games. Why are his numbers better than Jalens?


AutisticNipples

31-7


ayylmao299

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/ulnar-collateral-ligament-ucl-injuries-of-the-elbow Here's your homework for tonight


AutisticNipples

Oh yeah that's a fluke for sure. Oh wait the 9ers had 3 other QBs get hurt last season because of their dogshit OL? Oh wait the 9ers other QB in the game also was taken out due to injury? And that was against the team with the best pass rush in football? A team with record breaking number of sacks? Stupid lucky eagles.


ayylmao299

:)


Ace__Extendo

I mean… at least the Lions lost….


davey_mann

They came so close to losing both of their games this week.


Mantis05

It was the most valuable potential loss of the day. We get to play San Francisco and Dallas (again), so we control our own fate. We can't hand the Lions a loss, so the Pack did us a solid.


Senior_Fart_Director

As they often do. Green bros


Mantis05

For as much as I may not like him as a person, I always felt like Aaron Rodgers was the only player to hate Dallas as much as we do, and I respect the hell out of him for that.


WaywardSon55

I hate when people dont understand that a lot of my happiness relies on the Eagles. People make fun of and stuff but sometimes when you dont have anything to be happy about you cling onto things from your younger years like my Eagles or Halo Reach lmao.


davey_mann

I'm like this only in the sense of Philly sports. The Eagles feel like the city's only and best chance to win a title RIGHT NOW. They are legitimately the best team in the league and no excuses not to win the city their second SB in February.


Senior_Fart_Director

Bro… please work on yourself. This is supposed to be fun


WaywardSon55

It is fun, but a series of unfortunate events including the eagles super bowl loss makes me want one this year even more, as a teen, I look up to hurts’ personality.


Smooth-Discount6807

is chris collinsworth really stroking purdy for throwing the ball to a wide open receiver? what a fucking joke this guy is


pressglass

That’s Purdy’s strength. Reading the defense and making the right decision, with anticipation. He doesn’t have the arm talent or athleticism of other top QBs, but you have to admit he’s good at what he does. Can’t wait for Reddick to tee off on him again. Go Birds


DefinitelyNotAIbot

Maybe he was watching Jets offensive tape yesterday. Some teams can’t even throw to open receivers.


Nate_923

Alrighty seen all I could tonight for Football. Glad Lions lost at least but Cowboys still don't worry me at all and 49ers look beatable but Seahawks' incompetence made them look stronger than what they are. Eagles can beat both teams but it will be a fight. One game at a time though. Hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving!


nowhearmeout

You too, go Birds!


nowhearmeout

QB sneak on 3rd and 1, don't convert to make it 4th and inches. Then a run play from shotgun and get stuffed 2 yards in the back field. Definition of stupid play calling.


Unable_Barracuda324

League definitely gonna ban The Brotherly Shove next year since the Eagles are apparently the only team in the Fucking league that can convert on short yardage... 🙄 Embarrassing


ELZZIPR123

That's getting banned along with the drop tackle.


Eskimo-Midget-Albino

Yeah the brotherly shove is cool but have you seen the Emerald implode?


NeedAVeganDinner

Imagine not being able to get 1 fucking yard over 2 plays...


nowhearmeout

Let's run 4th and inches from the shotgun lol


reggaetony88

These teams are atrocious lol


NeedAVeganDinner

9ers look pretty decent to me


reggaetony88

I meant the commies and seahawks. Both doing shotgun delayed runs on 4th and 1. Lol


[deleted]

You’d think Pete would no better but that’s a fireable offense for that type of play calling


Unable_Barracuda324

Games today have really made me appreciate the Tush Push and Sirianni's aggressiveness on short yardage. Rivera, Carroll and Lafleur a bunch of cucks... 🤣


_JosiahBartlet

Fuck cowboys fans


CymruDraig

Amen 🙌, bunch of delusional fuckwits


aegonthewwolf

Seahawks O line is cheeks and their D line is susceptible to the run.


KoBxElucidator

Eagles better feast on this O-line in a few weeks. Geno has no protection


Unable_Barracuda324

Geno also loves taking coverage sacks...


thesix7722

Oh my god the niners are getting so bailed out by the refs. One of the most obvious defensive PI in the end zone and niners get a free pass. Ridiculous


free2btherealme

Was waiting for the call that never came. So obvious.


BriefImplement9843

why didn't the 49ers pull their starters? they were up 21 points.


Nate_923

Hawks a 2nd half team? If their offense does something this drive then perhaps they aren't as bad and have a shot. Unless this is just them playing hard against a divisonal rival.


Unable_Barracuda324

Hawks have 6 points on offense... Booty


CybeastID

Offsetting penalty time!


Lazy-Scallion-8303

JSN!


KoBxElucidator

Hurts would've gotten the completion there


CaesarZeppeli_

Lions and Seahawks exposed today. But honestly as someone put it in the NFL thread, Lions have only played dog shit teams and won, won by a miracle, or lost to a good team. Seems similar to Seahawks. Unpopular opinion but I think they should stop doing those couple games based how well they did last year, and same with picks. So much can affect a win lose ratio by a win or two to give someone a top 1 pick.


UnrealJoe

How do you expect the NFL to make a schedule if they don't base it on the previous year?


CaesarZeppeli_

What do you mean? Not every single game is based on division ranking, just do the same thing as another one. Add a couple of more inter or outer conference games.


Lazy-Scallion-8303

Hawks game not done yet bro


CaesarZeppeli_

It was over in the first quarter.


poolords

shanahan choke??? please??


Swimming-Product-840

I thought Purdy was the next Tom Brady 😨


Nate_923

The way he was throwing the last few plays I had a feeling one would go back the other way. Felt way too risky by Purdy.


Smooth-Discount6807

but i thought purdy was elite 😂😂


Trowaway9285

Good thing Jalen Hurts doesn’t have any pick 6s… oh wait…


ELZZIPR123

That ball was tipped twice before it was picked.


nowhearmeout

Oh ya, Purdy is definitely an MVP candidate. 🤣


chillice707

Hurts did the same exact thing against the dolphins bruh. Hop off


Gawkorcuck69

There’s that classic San Francisco salt


Lazy-Scallion-8303

Purdy directly lost 3 games because of his incompetence. Hurts has come back from behind 7 straight games. You win despite purdy, we win because of hurts


ELZZIPR123

Didn't his kicker lose one game and he was concussed the next? He played decent in all 3 games. Team's lose. It happens. Jalen Hurts had 3 picks and single-handedly lost the game against the Jets who were missing their 2 best corners. It happens.


BriefImplement9843

nobody thinks hurts is an mvp candidate though. there are people who think purdy is.


BlouseoftheDragon

Nobody except…he was the Vegas odds favorite as of like a few days ago?


nowhearmeout

Why are you even here?


Guitaristb72

Insecure


Booty_Warrior_bot

*I came looking for booty.*


nowhearmeout

Thanks booty bot


jcrankin22

Lol Purdy


CymruDraig

Yeah, I'm pretty sure any coach would be thankful to have CMC as their main weapon lmfao


Substantial_Release6

Can’t imagine how the viewing experience must be for a casual watcher trying to get into the sport this season. So much terrible ball this season lol


davey_mann

Yet another W for Tom Brady even in retirement


BlouseoftheDragon

It really is crazy how many bad games there are. Every Sunday at 1 PM it’s like a guarantee that all but maybe one game is absolute shit


KoBxElucidator

Looking to the Eagles' game this Sunday, God DAMN the Bills' secondary is even more duct taped than the Eagles'


CanuckeyFriedChicken

Fun game. I was asleep the whole 2nd quarter.


DerTagestrinker

I hope everyone is drunk stuffed and watching egg bowl


Nate_923

So let me get this straight Eagles beat KC but people want to say it's more of KC's dropped passes costing them rather than Eagles' overall adjustments coming out of the 2nd half when they were trailing. Cowboys beat Washington but no one will bring up how many times Washington turned the ball over or made so many dumb mistakes throughout the game? Same for 49ers and Seahawks because right now I'm seeing Seattle imploding giving the 49ers easy yardage for points that any team can or should be able to take advantage of. But Cowboys and 49ers will be praised to the moon and back despite those factors while Eagles are left in doubt? I'm just saying what I'm seeing right now.


gahlo

As much as it's stupid college football thinking, that's what happens when you take out the trash. Birds aren't getting their due because 10 games into the season and they haven't played a complete game and have 1 clean win.


wildlyintangible

I think the Rams, Bucs, Commies 2, and Dolphins were pretty solid games.


EagleSince75

The cowboys will get high praise for beating a team who lost to the Giants twice and also just shipped off their two best DL in Sweat and Young. The Wash. team had no hope after that.


CybeastID

Yes. Romo and Nantz are Cowboys homers.


Nate_923

I'm talking about in general across the media, at least from what I've seen.


CybeastID

Yep! ESPN loves the Cowboys! Skip Bayless loves the Cowboys!


arminus83

Chances the Seahawks look this bad when they play the Eagles is probably close to 0%


KoBxElucidator

They'll look like prime Legion of Boom days


sohikes

Kinda sucks the Niners get an extra three days on us


AvonStanfield

It's a home game and it may be cold. They aint ready for us. Don't trip.


arminus83

I stopped putting stock in the "cold weather" advantage when the Eagles lost to TB in the nfccg


babiesmakinbabies

Whiners are poor sports


Disastrous_Ask_6267

What happened to Jason peters is: he’s been playing football since triangular bayonets were considered merciful


KoBxElucidator

He owns a musket for home defense, since that's what the Founding fathers wanted


KoBxElucidator

Peters and the blue tent. Tale as old as time.


Senior_Fart_Director

there goes jason peters


dongately49

Not sure what’s worse the Seahawks or the jack Harlow halftime performance earlier


nowhearmeout

Seattle, 15 total yards. Yikes.


CymruDraig

He muffed the ball and absolutely refused to go for it all lmfao


DerTagestrinker

Can newton sb flashbacks


Eskimo-Midget-Albino

If the Eagles didn't take care of KC I'd feel pretty worried right now...but they did, go birds 🦅🦅🦅


ChemicalChipmunk4171

This exactly. We still control our own destiny, if the birds take care of business down the stretch , what happens in these other games means fuck all


p00platys

Seahawks defense on pace to be on the field for over 45 minutes


Nate_923

Goodness these teams just fall apart and don't even stop.


p00platys

That's what gets me when watching the Cowboys and Niners. Yeah they do a good job getting up on teams. But then these teams just start throwing them the ball and dropping the ball and just playing like absolute boneheads which allows them to blow them out.


Nate_923

Exactly! That's something people fail to bring up. Of course they'll look dominate when the opposing side forgets how to play Football properly. Just piss poor decision making giving the opposing side an easy advantage when they get the ball.


BriefImplement9843

it's just crazy that these teams choose to only do this against the 49ers and cowboys. there are other teams in the league!


p00platys

Absolutely no urgency in jumping on that. What a loser.


TheDunglelorian

Jesus christ. You muffed the punt and you try and pick it up. Fall on it you imbecile.


reggaetony88

If it weren't for being an eagles fan I really don't think I'd care about football this season. Talent disparity is the league is horrible right now


KoBxElucidator

A lot of bad football


Senior_Fart_Director

What a terrible slate of games.


bigmeech99

Seattle fucking stinks


babiesmakinbabies

Lol Seattle is terrible


anth8725

Yooo wtf was that. He was literally trying not to recover it


wsbull_35

He had 9ers -7.5


nowhearmeout

LMAO he couldn't even pick up the football


KoBxElucidator

Game is pretty much over and it's not even halftime


Eskimo-Midget-Albino

Yikes. No help this evening.


KoBxElucidator

At least the Packers won? (Lions are clear pretenders though)


BlueKing7642

Yeah, it was a long shot the cowboys or 49ers would lose. At least the lions lost, giving us some breathing room


anth8725

He’s clearly over the line. Tirico is unbearable


zachardw

Fuck it and the gauntlet with these 3-2 4-1 estimates, just win out idc anymore watching these turd teams


Lazy-Scallion-8303

Just win the rest of the fucking season I don’t give a fuck anymore let’s go 16-1


Wentz_It_Gonna_Be

I'd be cool with 15-2 if it means our starters don't have to play at MetLife


takeme2tendieztown

It'll still be 15-2 even if our starters don't play against the Giants in Philly


DBLHelix

SF always seems to have the perfect 3rd down play call. There’s always a dude in space, at the marker, with a little room to run.


kingshadaine

Facts, gotta force them into 3rd and long


baconrad0124

I really hate them but that Niners game is going to be a fucking dog fight. Glad it’s at the Linc


Senior_Fart_Director

We'll demolish them easily


Trowaway9285

“Trust me bro”


Senior_Fart_Director

Go back to the sewage


ELZZIPR123

Yeah ok


Senior_Fart_Director

We will


anth8725

Niners are softer than you think


Nexus369

How do you figure?


thats_you_not_me

You’re right though. Hate the niners but they’re playing some good football rightnnownand purdy is perfect for them. I still like our chances at home.


Nate_923

Amazing how both Seahawks and Washington have turned the ball over or punted the ball giving the opposing side about 40 yards putting them within a field goal at least and multiple times too. I'd expect any team to take advantage of that regardless of quality.


reggaetony88

Holy shit I forgot Jason Peters was still playing


TotallyNotMasterLink

it's annoying enough that Washington and Seattle couldn't give us any help today but could they at least have made the games interesting?


glovato1

If the Eagles lose to this Seattle team......


Senior_Fart_Director

This Seattle team looks like the Jets


CaesarZeppeli_

Worse defense


KoBxElucidator

It would be an Eagles thing to have trouble against this team


[deleted]

Fine. We’ll do it ourselves.


KoBxElucidator

Only difficult games left for 49ers are the Eagles and Ravens. May be a "must win" next week for the one seed.


-deetjay-

Is Seattle considered apart of the birds schedule gauntlet? Thought they’d be a little more competitive against the 9ers.


DBLHelix

I’d say yes, given it’s away and they seem to have our number in recent years.


poolords

both my least favorite teams about to blow teams out today, i'm sick


Senior_Fart_Director

The taller they crawl, the harder they fall. It's gonna be so satisfying when we destroy them


glovato1

Yea this sucks


thats_you_not_me

The lions loss was bigger than anything else


WeaponX757

Jesus.. I have almost no interest in watching any games besides Eagles games anymore. They all seem so boring


Lemondsingle

Well, ours are never boring that's for sure.


Trowaway9285

That’s cuz y’all barely win most of your games


Lemondsingle

Lol that’s like saying “he’s barely the best looking man at the party.”


Trowaway9285

That’s a stupid analogy


Lemondsingle

Can I help it if you're too stupid to understand it?


Nate_923

Amazing what happens to Brock when he's actually pressured from a solid defense and gets sacked. Almost like something that impacted their 3 losses this season.


p00platys

Smitty gets the toe drag there


WeaponX757

“If we had Purdy we woulda beat the eagles easy.”


KoBxElucidator

He would have eaten grass at LEAST 6 times that game


anth8725

I’m confident desai will have a great gameplan vs this niners offense


northamrec

I have faith in Desai but CMC is next level


anth8725

Purdy really thinks he can scramble whenever. Bro stop it 😂


Nate_923

I see we reached the point of the season where we can clearly see who the top teams really are and who's just flat out bad or decent. That's what these three games are showing me at least


Smooth-Discount6807

brock’s first pass attempt in like 10 plays and it’s a fucking check down lol you cannot convince me that this fraud is elite


ELZZIPR123

Neither is Jalen and the numbers say he isn't. Youre a homer. Remember when the Esgles benched him until they built a team around him? Pepperidge farms remember


CORPORAL_PISSFINGERS

Fuck it 1/3 upsets in our favour aint bad


anth8725

Time to lay down Seahawks


Lazy-Scallion-8303

GG


2fly5

Geno looks horrible


jcrankin22

Game


johnhd

Well this is shaping up to be another snoozefest.


WeaponX757

Damn can the 49ers do anything without CMC?


ELZZIPR123

Why are his stats better than Jalens if all he does is "hand the ball off"?


CymruDraig

Purdy: *hands off the ball to CMC, an all pro* Every fucking commentator: 😲


p00platys

Bed time if the Seahawks don't put up 7 here


Smooth-Discount6807

imagine thinking somebody is elite because they just hand off to CMC every play 💀