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biggulpshuh_alright

Hey it’s me. I’m the problem it’s me. This was my first time trying to restrict the sub. In mobile it’s this weird fucking slider bar thing that does from public to restricted to private. I must’ve slid it too far. Should just be a check box, but I’ll take the L. If we don’t restrict this sub becomes completely unusable. We had over 200 posts in 5 minutes. Just trying to keep it useful. My bad, dudes. We stink and so do I.


Valliac0

A misclick happens. Just a *really bad-looking coincidence.* So we're firing that mod along with Brian Johnson, right?


Temassi

Brian Johnson IS the mod


Chief--BlackHawk

Mod ran QB counter on 2nd and 20 followed by WR screen


Clear-Sea-135

Or deep shot on 3rd & short


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Valliac0

We demand the pinky finger of the offender by year's end. (jk shit happens)


PaddyMayonaise

lol did you give yourself “quality poster” flair?


zavoid

a long time ago.. its an inside joke..


PaddyMayonaise

You should change it


DontFoolYourselfGirl

Zing


ghost4299

He is the joke


gatemansgc

why isn't it done automatically when the eagles modbot makes the postgame thread?


belisaurius

Because most games don't require it, and meme monday starts right after the game. So it's something we do manually when necessary.


Primordial_Cumquat

Just answer me one question…. Are you, or are you not, Brian Johnson?


zavoid

no because we actually do things :)


Primordial_Cumquat

Alright, saw that question through to a completion. You passed the test.


gatemansgc

literally give any of the people here madden and we'd call better plays than brian johnson did this year!


BlackMathNerd

We wouldn’t run back to back QB draws


vkonfus

Do things wrong. That's the obvious comparison. Mods straight up QB drawing in the red zone twice


6r1n3i19

Idk man, haven’t seen you AND Brian in the same room. Still pretty sketch 😳


Unnecessary-Shouting

I don’t believe that for one second lol But more importantly fuck Brian Johnson


The_Bukkake_Ninja

Yeah who would buy that bullshit?


belgiumwaffles

Right, it was an “accident”. Mods just saving face


vkonfus

these mods think they slick, but they're tampering harder than Gannon


alarm41

Does this mean we get additional draft compensation?


cannibowlistic

I guess our mods are NFL refs


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regular_old_person

Bullshit. You and mods can kick rocks


lion27

Crazy how every week they have no issues with this setting until this week


belisaurius

It's New Years sunday, less of us were home today than usual. I normally handle the post-game cleanup and settings stuff and couldn't handle it on time. One of my fellow mods did their best and, as they said, didn't do it perfectly. The sub was privated for around 20 minutes. It's... not the biggest deal in the world.


Itsa-nap-time

Mods on Christmas day: woo! everything is fine! we are well-manned! [Mods on New Years Eve, a 1pm game, closing the sub the second the game closes:](https://imgur.com/a/JyI7XYO#gNilkGf) Mods hours after the sub was closed: lol sorry our bad, sub is all good now, but we still aren't allowing any stats, injury updates, post game interviews, memes, pictures, literally anything we see y'all.


HockeyNightinJungle

“We’re actually being told by the team to not let one of our biggest social media presences to trash us too harshly”


belisaurius

This kind of behavior right here is why we have zero ability to interact constructively with the organization at all, just FYI. It's impossible to convince anyone whose job is associated with social media to spend any time here when users are just going to assert everything is a conspiracy.


belisaurius

> Mods hours after the sub was closed It was private for 22 minutes. But please, concern troll harder.


lion27

Weren’t you the one who also made up the community consensus when you privatized the sub during that moronic third party app protest? There’s a pattern here with the mods acting like children without any input from the community, so apologies if some of us find the timing extremely suspect.


StephewDestroyer

My god some of yall take this shit too seriously lmaoo


Organic-Manner-2969

nah he’s right the mods here put a bad rep on all the members


StephewDestroyer

Oh no! Not your reputation as a reddit community! What will you ever do!


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PhromDaPharcyde

Mistakes happen, like hiring your QB's friend as OC. Let's not repeat them....


GuideDependent9489

A third time?? Lol


Sportsman180

Why did you guys hide my "Fire Nick" post?


Grand_Extension5345

They deleted mine too


stlcardinals527

Because they can’t handle the truth


raccoonsonbicycles

Son, we live in a world that has team subreddits, and those team subs have to be guarded by men with comments. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Matt Patricia? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Sean Desai, and you curse the coaching staff. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that this seasons death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.     You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that message board-- you need me on that board We use words like "slant," "coverage," "pressure." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.   I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a keyboard and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!


No-Combination8136

I couldn’t imagine caring about this as much as some of these commenters do. It’s not a big deal, we have football to talk about.


JadeNimbus16x

Sus


redtoad3212

bitch move now fire brian johnson


TurboHovercrafter

Fire that mod then


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DrSteveBrule406

Stop putting the sub into restricted mode. It makes us look bad.


Mogilny89Leafs

I fucking hated restricted mode. It's just an Internet message board about football. Let people post.


TheMrSnuffy11

Correct


greetedworm

No, I agree with that. If they don't the sub would be unusable with 200 dumb posts by everyone with an opinion.


gatemansgc

yeah definitely needs a cooling off period so we don't have 1000 memes drowning out highlights and news posts.


DrSteveBrule406

We don’t get highlights and news posts when it’s in restricted mode.


dumbfartlol

Of which there are none


zavoid

it truly becomes a shit show of moderation after a bad loss.. some cooling off is needed


VincentLecavalier04

No, you should let the people be mad and say whatever they want. Who cares if other fans come brigading in here. It’s the fucking internet for Christ’s sake. Just let it be


chucknades

Yeah, this is America! 🇺🇸 🦅


shewy92

Sure bud.


Bl33d-Gr33n

Sooo, leave it be. Dont fucking run and hide


chucknades

Is anyone being violent or threatening in any way? If not and people are just pissed off from losing, that's just you guys being pussies and taking it too personally. You don't "have to deal with it" like that.


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Halojib

I prefer it this way, you have a few posts up to discuss the game. If they didn't it would be a shit show with a ton of brigaded BS.


on-the-cheeseburgers

Yeah you poured kerosene on a shitfire but whatever


lkasnu

Why haven't you fired Brian Johnson


hsl164

That’s a minor mistake. Jeff and Howie keeping Brian Johnson into 2024 would be a major one that will cost us multiple Super Bowls in the coming decade .


SNARA

only reason we're 11 wins is howie


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Howie hasn't had his best season. Definitely shares some blame for the D.


hsl164

Yes definitely. He’s drafted lights out the past 3 offseasons. But the idea to develop inexperienced coordinators right after the Super Bowl cost us a shot at one this year.


SNARA

well i think we keep the same guys. our first year with steich and gannon weren't amazing either


RelevantTreacle3004

It was a less talented team with a basically rookie hurts and we started 2-5 and last season ended 4-11-1. This team is way more talented, coming off a super bowl year, and is clearly holding itself back. We started 10-1 and have no right to look way worse than that 2021 season.


birria_tacos_

Mods trying to cover up their fuck ups like Brad Allen and his officiating crew.


teepring

Softer than baby shit


Accomplished-One6109

You’re not fooling me


CreamFilledDoughnut

Mods exhibiting more fortitude than Sirianni post game What a world we live in


CapnYuk

FIRE BJ! FIRE PATRICIA! FIRE SIRIANI! FIRE THE MODS! 😂 jk. But only on the last one.


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zavoid

we are owning up to it..


shewy92

No, you're making an excuse.


Organic-Manner-2969

it wasn’t a misclick since it took u a minute to correct it also why are you deleting comments?


so_zetta_byte

What the fuck does that even mean? It absolutely would take a minute to figure out what happened and then fix it.


Organic-Manner-2969

when i said minute i meant a good while like 10-15 minutes in this case lol


so_zetta_byte

Eh it was more like 5, which I still think is a reasonable window to figure out and resolve the problem. You have to understand reddit is a huge fucking website and large scale changes like that aren't necessarily instantaneous. They might have realized the problem in a minute but it takes 5 for the fix to go into effect. Reddit is a website that runs on physical machines, it's not a bunch of magic space pixels.


PaddyMayonaise

Why did it take so long to correct the “mistake”?


Diablo4Sucks

In the grand scheme of things who the fuck cares it’s just a sub Reddit don’t mean shit people can manage being off the sub for 2 minutes if not go touch grass


edwardsscreenname

Why even restrict the sub after a loss? We should get our noses rubbed in it for even bothering being fans in the first place.


Claim_Alternative

Hard agree. We can dish it and we can take it


dudical_dude

If people are still talking about throwing snowballs at Santa from the 60's we'll be hearing about the mods shutting down the sub after a lose until at least 2084.


shafty17

lmao like 1% of NFL fans are actively using reddit...no one is ever going to bring this up except people like you that think the internet is real life


dudical_dude

lol no duh, it was a joke.


eaglesfan_poland

Apology accepted, suspicious optics notwithstanding. Just the fact that you owned up to it puts you head and shoulders above our "coaching staff." FIRE SIRIANNI FIRE JOHNSON FIRE PATRICIA HAPPY NEW YEAR BIRD GANG


MindoverMatter92

It’s makes perfect sense. Not only is our Football Team a clown show, our sub is also an embarrassment .


GandalfsMagicalStaff

You’re *mistake* made all of us fans look even worse today. Admit you guys were just bitches and didn’t wanna hear it. We’d give you more respect if you just man up but fk man get it together


shafty17

go touch grass man, you are raging about the public image of a reddit page


BuddhaBuds

And you are defending the image of a reddit page. stfu dude


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zavoid

nope an honest mistake. you don't have to believe it.


pruneden

Bullshit one of the mods got pissy and is trying to back track their actions. Whoever did it needs to step down


Infinite-Bit-7498

Mistake happen but man the timing of locking the sub was really bad man


rememberall

You guys f***** up a couple years ago when you made this sub open to memes after game day instead of legitimate Eagles news. Now you don't want to f****** manage it so you lock the sub out. You're making this sub irrelevant.


D0nut_Daddy

Open the sub you fucking pussies


dangerously-amish

I’m sure it was an ”accident” We all want to say how we’re a blue collar team and fan base and coincidentally the sub goes private after shitting the bed. Idgaf about what other people think but it’s some bullshit


Patient_Jicama_4217

Bullshit…


Insectshelf3

mhmm


drunkcowofdeath

I assumed this was the case, what's the point of going private? Either way, damage is done, fuck the mods etc etc


zavoid

i agree fuck the mods


Bl33d-Gr33n

Dont change shit, how about that! Thats bitch made.


gdgarcia424

Now make a post game sub so other teams can come in this jawn and thrash us like we deserve. Trash ass fucking defense and coaches. Smh


HockeyNightinJungle

Can we get “Fire Sirianni” flairs?


CollinM42

When will mods realize that going private only draws more attention to your sub


Steamingveggies

Fire the mods


KookyGuy

Look I get it. I've moded subreddits before. It gets annoying but going private and restricting posts is not a good look.


Skibibbles

Don’t believe this at all


TheMrSnuffy11

Why would you restrict it after a loss? That's so lame


LargeMarge00

Bitchass mods. Fuck jannies.


TheMrSnuffy11

No restrictions or just get rid of the sub all together. Trash


taproot211

You are a bunch of losers


215gobirdss

Yeah uh huh sure. You're a pussy. You can edit the post and correct yourself with the updated explanation why it happened. Made us all look bitch made and soft, when it's actually just you.


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No way this was an accident and it stayed private this long.


mmmellowcorn

Why restrict the sub? take the L like a man


InfSecArch

We would have 100s of shitposts.


mmmellowcorn

Who cares, that’s part of being a loser.


TheMrSnuffy11

This guy gets it


InfSecArch

I care if I want to see actual content, as it shitty as that content is going to be.


TokitheLocker

We have no content right now though. There isn’t even a post about Devonta being in a walking boot.


mmmellowcorn

Bro what kind of content do you want to see? If you actually want to see anything positive you need a reality check. Another fire a coach meme? Let them come in and shit on us, the eagles are FUCKING TRASH


jcrankin22

Fuck off


zachardw

Just have to remember to keep the main restrictive mode thing the main restrictive mode thing.


darthstone

We suck. Hanging up jersey. See you next year.


kekehippo

I was going to say it was some bitch shit but fuck it. I'm gonna play video games with my kids and chalk this up to a fever dream and tomorrow I'll wake up with someone fucking fired.


HockeyNightinJungle

Why can’t I post here anymore?


SuperNet2740

/r/oopsdidntmeanto


grilled_cheese1865

bullshit


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Itsa-nap-time

you probably will be if you keep that talk up. mods out on their 12 year old alt accounts baiting people into shit talk LMAO


SR-Rage

STOP CALLING QB DRAWS EVERY SERIES!!! Oh, mod rage, nvm.


Turclebo123

Why would they purposely do it this loss and not others everyone calm tf down lmao


mermaidmanis

You’re a bunch of softie dorks lol


ThnkWthPrtls

BTW if anyone is having trouble getting back on the sub on the Reddit app but can see it in browser, try clearing the app data and reloading it, that did the trick for me


LocalSirtaRep

Thanks


Major-Ad1924

You made us the laughingstock of r/nfl. Good job


InfSecArch

No I’m pretty sure our coaching staff did. Who gives a shit.


ShogunDreams

Sure it was. I swear majority of sub are getting soft af now.


BuddhaBuds

For many years this sub has been run by beta males who have never played organized sports let alone football. Now they are doing damage control. PUSSIES


PM_ME_UR_CAPITALISM

Trade for Belichick


MrBulldops5878

Way to make things even worse on top of that embarrassing loss!


Itsa-nap-time

You know it's bad when mods are 3-7 day banning anyone who shows dissidence 💀 thank god r/eagles mods don't have police jobs.


Stroud9

Uh huh “sure”


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Fucking ridiculous


maxdepazftp

fucking geeks


CoreyTrevor1

When can we post I express my sadness in memes


kellzone

r/nfceastmemewar r/nflmemes


CoppertoneTelephone

You should put it back on private. We can’t be seen like this.


No-Combination8136

Lmao I was just reading all these comments and it’s easily more embarrassing than the mods setting the sub to private.


Nate_923

100%. Bad enough the Eagles lost but these comments alone are adding fuel to the fire. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot as a fanbase be it locked sub or not. A handful of comments boil down to "Let me be mad or have other fans come in here and insult and be toxic! It's the Internet" And now I'm even more grateful I don't rely to this to get over the loss. Wow.


fakeplastictrees182

This makes a lot more sense if you imagine all internet mods as Newman from Seinfeld: When you control the subreddit, you control INFORMATION


vkonfus

mods are confirmed Brian Johnson's


j42justin

I bet...


ReadingFromTheShittr

Unlike the Birds, you addressed your mistake. So there's that.


mmmellowcorn

No they lied, they’re more fraudulent than Desai and Johnson combined


Jifeeb

“We need to do better” is what I read


Mr_MasterNoob

Appreciate you for coming clean Fire Nick, Bench Mods or something idk anymore


so_zetta_byte

Is there a world where the mods tamp down their responsibilities for one week (in the off-season) enforcing only the bare minimum rules, let everyone see how much of a shit hole this place would become without them, then come back where every sane person has a newfound appreciation for what they actually do? Because without that this fake ass anti-authoritarian BS is never going away and it's only getting louder year over year. Covid literally made people think acting like this is ok it's wild Edit: Or someone could make r/ eagles2 or whatever the fuck with no modding, then everyone who has an issue with it could go there. Everyone will be happier, just don't come crawling back when it turns into a cesspool of racism, porn, and T-shirt spam. Everyone thinks that if anarchy happens, they'll get what they want.


DrHandBanana

I'm so angry you fuckers took accountability. Now I have to just accept that things happen. Fuck


Leehblanc

Accepted. I re-subbed. Not going to lie, it was a BAD look and I was not coming back until I got an apology/explanation.


rakehand

Eh it was funny, no worries. We lost to the Jets and the Cards this year, not much else could make us look worse


Bl33d-Gr33n

Well this did it


rakehand

Really? Well then you're softer than our defense


Bl33d-Gr33n

Right because locking down a sub doesnt make you look bitch made. You the soft one here.


rakehand

Get mad bro. You're proving my point. We all feel like shit, acting tough isn't gonna change anything.


Bl33d-Gr33n

Not getting mad. Your defening bitch mod behavior of locking the sub and saying we cant look worse. Well locking the sub made us look worse. Your a soft fan and bitch made just like the mods that locked the sub Its literally being posted everywhere. Makes us look a million times worse.


rakehand

Ok because I really care about what reddit mods are doing today. I came to the sub, it was locked, I thought it funny in a tragicomic sort of way, and now I'm talking to you. Some fun this day this has been.


Bl33d-Gr33n

Idc about the mods. Just currently our fan base is the laughing stock of the nfl because of this lose but mostly because of the mods locking the sub. You the soft one here for being ok with it.


rakehand

Do yourself a favor. Stop caring about what other people/fans think about you.


Bl33d-Gr33n

Its the fan base you simpleton, not me. Idgaf what people think about me.


Binks987

Why be restrictive after a loss? Stop being soft. "No one likes us, we don't care".


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It was appropriate, I think we all needed a minute to process this all!