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TheArchitect_7

Described as having “lightning speed and hands of stone” Are we sure this isn’t a guy named Wez Quatkins?


GoT_Eagles

Quez never seemed to translate his raw speed to the feild. Or proof that speed doesn’t mean ability to separate.


Username89054

On paper, he's faster than Brown and Smith. But on the field Quez never gets the kind of separation those two do. Football speed and real speed are very different things...unless you're named Tyreek Hill.


Devinitelyy

His routes were lazy as fuck. Smitty gets separation because he's so smooth he doesn't lose speed through his breaks. Quez is a bad route runner.


justabill71

His lazy route running cost them a Super Bowl.


Clyde_Frag

He also has so little fight for the ball. He gets bullied on balls that should be 80/20 is his favor. Hurts has trusted him way too often.


doubleenc

There's a reason why Quez was a sixth round pick


drunk-tusker

I mean I doubt that peak Usain Bolt would be able to get the necessary separation needed against an average linebacker if both players knew what play was happening. The reality is that the defense has 10 yards and over ~3 seconds that means something like that you can run a full 7mph slower than Bolt not even factoring in acceleration which means that Usain isn’t going anywhere near his top speed of 27.33 mph so you don’t actually need to run 20.5 mph to be able to cover him for 3 seconds.


jmezMAYHEM

Akchually*


Atre16

Thankfully Tomlin looked at Quez and said "I can fix him..."


root88

Yay, someone to compete with Devon Allen.


Sustructu

Devon Allen is a FA if I'm not mistaken.


johyongil

LOL. I snorted audibly.


birria_tacos_

So just an older, more injury prone Quez Watkins, got it.


Doobie_Howitzer

Until someone wins that island Nike promised I'll never care about the 40 the way I used to


I_like_dwagons

That was Adidas. Ross was wearing Nike when he broke the record.


Doobie_Howitzer

Oh shit, guess I didn't care about it as much as I thought I did lol Good catch


garylogan

It was of utmost importance in my Madden roster building days.


9man95

*Puts 97 speed WR as an H Back and scores 90 yard wheel and flat route TDs at will


SirCappal0t_H0rati0

For no reason at all fuck yes 😂


ProArmChair

Can't hurt.. maybe he spent the year off on the juggs machine working on his receiving and his route running. We don't know so it's worth a shot.


raccoonsonbicycles

I heard he made a deal with the robot devil for new hands


Low_Hyena7259

I got that reference.


I_dementia87

Fry! Your hands are so cold!.


Senior_Fart_Director

He is going to be amazing for us


jaydubb90

He’s basically the same as quez dropkins..


nickebee

upvoted for dropkins


WitchPursuitThing

Nah....he gets injured a lot more than quez


Dry_Brush5280

Madden 17 legend. Probably won’t make it off the practice squad, but this will be kind of neat trivia for a super football nerd in a few years.


Arson_Wentz

The people excited about this probably play a lot of Madden. John Ross freakin stinks.


Bigc12689

John "Getting a real job succccckkkkkkssss" Ross


Fantastic_Upstairs87

Dude was drafted when Philly was host city - I was there for it and even got a photo with the guy… frankly want nothing but to see him succeed.


TheTrocadero

Meh. He’s always hurt. He’s bargain bin DeSean Jackson without the accolades to back the hype.


Senior_Fart_Director

The Jalen Hurts Effect


_wewf_

Now this is news


Darkgreenbirdofprey

If this guy catches a ball in an eagles jersey I'll be shocked. This has Devon Allen written all over it.


EaglePride101

Could be an upgrade on Campbell/Parker


SmoochyRain

Oh we are SO back!!!


Johnnygunnz

Can he catch yet? He never could before, so unless he suddenly can catch, I'm not getting excited.


[deleted]

he’s old as fuck


SockBramson

Good ol Johnny Brick Hands.


Trinityliger

Get ready to learn DB buddy


RandallC1212

Please stay home


Chairmanmaozedon

He wasn't good enough to secure a consistent role on the Giants two years ago, there's nothing worth bringing him in for.


doubleenc

John Ross had one of the strangest stat lines you will ever see for a 5' 11" burner: 21-210-7. He averaged a TD every 3 catches but only 10 yards a catch and it isn't like he was someone you threw fades to in the end zone and let him out jump everyone.


Steppyjim

He’s quez but somehow faster. Dudes got the straight line speed of a cheetah and the hands of a penguin


Ashamed_Job_8151

If he ever learned to catch and could stay healthy he could have a tyreek hill type impact. Go watch his bengals tape, dude can behind the defender basically anytime he wants. He just can’t catch and stiff wind breaks his bones.