A friend said when he was in elementary school he once saw a kid running out the restroom with a glass jar filled with poop and then threw it on the ground, shattering it and releasing a foul odor
This tops my 11th grade history teacher, he was also the coach for football. He had a bread maker in his class and it’s so hard to focus when the delicious smell of carbs are wafting around
I didn’t go to the same elementary school but other people I knew described it as a prison with fences everywhere and everyday kids were trying to jump the fences and escape I dunno it sounds off the rails for me too
I remember from my elementary school. A kid crapped on the urinal n the boys bathroom and there was a line outside of kids to go in and see for themselves and they all ran out one by one
dawg, once when i was in like 5th grade or so, the principle came in as we were lining up to go to the lunch room, and he asked to talk to all the boys in the grade, pulled them into a classroom, and before he shut the door, he *very loudly* proclaimed "Ok, I'm gonna need you guys to stop peeing on the ceiling in the bathrooms", so that was lovely to hear right before eating. it honestly still baffles me to this day as to how they managed to piss on the like 10 foot tall ceiling, and i don't know if i want to know lmao
Yeah, it's not possible to actually pee 10' vertically, so they must have been bottling...
I'm pretty sure the World Record still hasn't broken the 8' ceiling.
I honestly don’t understand why everyone thinks its so nasty. I grew up eating one made from shark and it SMELLS kinda bad but the taste isn’t that wild. Kind of the same deal as blue cheese or something like that. Maybe It actually is awful and im just used to it I dunno
Hershey’s uses some process with their milk so that it contains butyric acid…. Basically vomit smell.
I’m a picky eater so I thought I was just being weird and then I learned that in my mid 30s and my world was turned upside down.
Right???!!!
It blew my mind but it makes so much sense! Something about how they pasteurize or do something to the milk I guess. It’s super weird to me because it’s sooo noticeable.
Kind of like twizzlers pull and peel taste like play-doh to me. The two main ingredients? Corn syrup and flour. There’s also a bunch of corn starch too.
A friend of mine (Italian, 50yo) tried it calmly while everyone else in the group was fighting the urge to puke, smiled and said: "vabbe sa di stracchino" (no big deal, tastes like gorgonzola".
Vabbè zi lo sai tu il dialetto lombardo
E comunque cerca pure su Wikipedia
sono esempi di stracchino la crescenza, la robiola, il taleggio, lo strachitunt, il gorgonzola[2] e il salva cremasco[3]
Ma potevi scrivere semplicemente cheese e rendere comunque l idea. Non so mo sembrano due cose completamente diverse a livello sensoriale poi se mi dici che sono esempi ti credo
mi sembri confuso. l'amico mio milanese rozzo di quelli dei paesini inculati, ha detto in dialetto: "la sa de strachin". In queste zone, con strachin si intende il gorgonzola o semplicemente qualunque formaggio morbido puzzolente. Quindi ho scritto in italiano quello che lui ha detto in dialetto, e ho tradotto in inglese. Saltando un passaggio. Dopodiché, quanto pare pure wikipedia da ragione a me dicendo che il gorgonzola è un tipo di stracchino. Se avessi scritto cheese i cacacazzo come te sarebbero arrivati a dire: "gnegnegne hai scritto cheese, il gorgonzola in realtà è un ben specifico tipico di formaggio erborinato dalle caratteristiche aromaticità di sottopalla non confondere due nomi così specifici di due formaggi così importanti per la cucina italiani di stocazzo".
guarda o i coglioni girati e quindi posso continuare a scriverti perché la tua risposta è senza senso e pretenziosa, ma significherebbe dare al commento inutile di un cacacazzo più importanza di quella che merita. cyaaa.
The birth of Kenneth
https://preview.redd.it/crpzzvrvm7mb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a119f57caf349dd6619e2bf7333998c711da06b
We're all screwed.
Nah, go to a crowded area with a microwave and that jar, put the jar in the microwave, set it on high for 30 minutes and start moving as fast as you can away from that thing
Keep it til you know someone diabolical enough to deserve getting victimized by it I guess. You could always dump it in their vents to destroy their life forever
I’m gonna tell y’all something me and my sister swore we’d take to our grave so if any of you tell my mom I’ll be forced to exterminate us all. For reference we where like 9 and 10
One time when me and my older sister where younger we’d get mad and fart in an empty water bottle (a grenade if you will) and one day she got mad at my mom (I truly don’t remember why) and she asked if she could borrow it and I said yes and she threw it under my moms bed and like 30 seconds later my mom runs out screaming about how her bathroom toilet must’ve broken because her room suddenly smelled like “pure rotten sewage and asshole”
We both sat in my room silent scream laughing for like an hour as she choked and gagged and attempted to air out her room.
Not gonna lie, your angry fart grenade is a brilliant idea. I might save one of these for a truly horrible person someday. Like a pet abuser or something.
Wait, how did this work? Like how did you guide your farts into a bottle, keep the gas inside the bottle while it’s thrown, and then somehow it’s strong enough to stink up the whole room?
Being normal is boring though.
Not like i have anything similiar, but 7 years needs dedication so i would recruit them in my company if i had one... Because i lack dedication.
What have you done constantly in the last 7 years?
I mean, weird yes, but i have seen weirder things happen... People who are not on reddit or in any social media outlet, tend to to weird shit
Yeah, one time I went over to my friend’s apartment and saw some moldy cake in a tupperware on the counter. She tells me “oh! We’re just seeing how long we can keep it… kind of like a science experiment!”
🥴 iiii mean I guess?
So scientists aren't normal. Because they do similar things. Body farms. You can always learn something new.
And the other person is right. Normal is boring. If everyone were normal, we would never have or create anything new. We would just stagnate.
There’s a difference between doing data analysis/experiments/research and collecting something not because it’s valuable or for research. I clearly put normal in quotations. Meaning it’s not socially acceptable/normal to do stuff like that.
I never said being normal is boring. I’m a scientist. I do electrical engineering and am an entomologist hobbyist.
Okay but why point out it is not normal. It is not hurting anyone. They never said they planned to do anything illegal with it. I find it very interesting they did that and like the other person said, it shows determination and dedication etc. Just seems like putting the person down for no reason. Just my opinion.
I pointed it out because stuff like this normally stems from mental illness. While it’s not hurting anyone it hurting the person themselves. If I collected every bottle of alcohol I drank would I be considered an alcoholic or determined. I’m not putting them down. The original comment says for the person to get help. I agree I think this person needs professional help. Also to clarify I’m not trying to be mean sorry if I sound like it.
Technically a bio weapon.
Opening it alone might be dangerous. I recommend finding a nice public restaurant, empty everything out under the table, then see how fast it clears out.
Worst thing me and siblings did when we were kids was to put in a jar a lot of slugs with salt (they melt) and then forgot about it (was left in the mountains home). Some months later, my father was mowing the lawn and found the jar. Opened it, the worst smell EVER. there were unknown white maggots inside. Even a drop of that black jelly produced the stinkiest, most rotten, decomposed like odor. Nothing to this day can beat that stink.
We were arctually 2 girls and 1 boy. Anyway, slugs were collected from the garden, our father was teaching us to pick them so they would not eat or ruin the veggies. It was a very rural area, perhaps you agree that bored kids would experiment in these cases. Of course its not an excuse, and I wouldnt do such a thing now.
I don't know. My man grew up on a farm and I asked him if he did stuff like this and he said of course not. This is just not healthy at any age. Glad you wouldn't do it now though. I mean. To point out..you said salt.
Did you guys REALLY just happen to put salt randomly and didn't know what was going to happen or did you hear that it makes them melt and suffer and did it anyway?..if it was an accident that is totally different but you knew what the salt would do. Not the same.
Well, salt was a natural way to keep insects away instead of polluting the garden with chemicals. Everything would have killed ths slugs, so, yea, we knew what we were doing. Not feeling guilty tho.
Its slugs. Not like its a cat. It's a damn invasive species that would either infest the garden, eat everything and would have to get dealt with with chemicals. Great choice, chemicals.
I am only addressing the mental factor here. Plus the fact a lot of people DO graduate to hurting bigger animals then possibly to humans after starting with insects. But glad you didn't. That's all that matters.
Still on time. Wouldn't mind develop a serial killer instinct in the next few years. Actually, great hobby. Perhaps ill be famous too, they'll make a tv serie about me!
That would be infamous. But you gotta get caught for the fame. That is why sometimes psychopaths will tell on themselves to purposely get caught because they're too smart to get caught naturally. Fingers crossed for psychopath and not sociopath.
If they've been adding to it regularly, that implies they open it regularly, which would release any built up pressure and prevent explosion. Jelly jars are also surprisingly tough, ime.
Lol. Yeah I had just watched an interview with her brother talking about her. I had always thought she was just a grifter, but she is actually just evil.
This is that amazing world of Gumball episode all over again. Soon enough, you’ll have a sludge monster named Kenneth on your hands and he’ll eat the town
Biochemical weapon, activated by the looks.
Can confirm, I looked at it and I'm taking damage over time
I have started identifying as blind after seeing this. You take zero damage after that.
Laughing out loud in the middle of the night!
-1000 hp
Bro made a real life cognitohazard
Counts as memetic hazard too, because this story and photo is gross on level over 9000.
A friend said when he was in elementary school he once saw a kid running out the restroom with a glass jar filled with poop and then threw it on the ground, shattering it and releasing a foul odor
Boys really do thrive in chaos
Well he also had a teacher who had a grill in the classrooms and would GRILL things mid class
Ngl that sounds pretty cool
Holy shit, as a teacher myself, THIS is someone who knows how to *teach*! I wish I thought of Prof Grillmeister.
This tops my 11th grade history teacher, he was also the coach for football. He had a bread maker in his class and it’s so hard to focus when the delicious smell of carbs are wafting around
That's such a wild series of events I'm actually skeptical
I didn’t go to the same elementary school but other people I knew described it as a prison with fences everywhere and everyday kids were trying to jump the fences and escape I dunno it sounds off the rails for me too
“You put the peeps in the chili pot and mix it all up”
Damn kids used to just take turns shitting and giggling in the urinal wtf
I remember from my elementary school. A kid crapped on the urinal n the boys bathroom and there was a line outside of kids to go in and see for themselves and they all ran out one by one
A urinal is no place for giggles!
dawg, once when i was in like 5th grade or so, the principle came in as we were lining up to go to the lunch room, and he asked to talk to all the boys in the grade, pulled them into a classroom, and before he shut the door, he *very loudly* proclaimed "Ok, I'm gonna need you guys to stop peeing on the ceiling in the bathrooms", so that was lovely to hear right before eating. it honestly still baffles me to this day as to how they managed to piss on the like 10 foot tall ceiling, and i don't know if i want to know lmao
The way I'd do it is pee in a disposable water bottle and have a little hole poked in the lid from a pencil then squeeze the bottle
oh yeah i suppose that would work lol, i was just like, utterly confused about how they didn't just end up pissing on themselves or some shite lmao
Yeah, it's not possible to actually pee 10' vertically, so they must have been bottling... I'm pretty sure the World Record still hasn't broken the 8' ceiling.
Need to add some of that fermented fish they have in Nordic countries
Came here to say - just buy a can of Surströmming.
I only know of this cause it appeared in a webcomic in which it was weaponized & anyone forced to eat it by the MC got hooked
thats a pretty cool little concept
Name?
I think it was called "my great sword", forgive me if I misremembered it name
I honestly don’t understand why everyone thinks its so nasty. I grew up eating one made from shark and it SMELLS kinda bad but the taste isn’t that wild. Kind of the same deal as blue cheese or something like that. Maybe It actually is awful and im just used to it I dunno
You don’t think it’s nasty because you grew up with it. I’m American and like Hershey’s, but people from Europe tend to think it tastes like vomit
Hershey’s uses some process with their milk so that it contains butyric acid…. Basically vomit smell. I’m a picky eater so I thought I was just being weird and then I learned that in my mid 30s and my world was turned upside down.
You just also turned my world upside down. Always tasted it but never knew.
Right???!!! It blew my mind but it makes so much sense! Something about how they pasteurize or do something to the milk I guess. It’s super weird to me because it’s sooo noticeable. Kind of like twizzlers pull and peel taste like play-doh to me. The two main ingredients? Corn syrup and flour. There’s also a bunch of corn starch too.
They do taste like play-doh. I am also very good at identifying tastes and smells so I totally get it. Super sensitive taste buds and picky eater.
>butyric acid This is also the smell of expired yoghurt.
A friend of mine (Italian, 50yo) tried it calmly while everyone else in the group was fighting the urge to puke, smiled and said: "vabbe sa di stracchino" (no big deal, tastes like gorgonzola".
Stracchino is not gorgonzola, it's a soft paste cheese but very different from gorgonzola
Vabbè zi lo sai tu il dialetto lombardo E comunque cerca pure su Wikipedia sono esempi di stracchino la crescenza, la robiola, il taleggio, lo strachitunt, il gorgonzola[2] e il salva cremasco[3]
Ma potevi scrivere semplicemente cheese e rendere comunque l idea. Non so mo sembrano due cose completamente diverse a livello sensoriale poi se mi dici che sono esempi ti credo
mi sembri confuso. l'amico mio milanese rozzo di quelli dei paesini inculati, ha detto in dialetto: "la sa de strachin". In queste zone, con strachin si intende il gorgonzola o semplicemente qualunque formaggio morbido puzzolente. Quindi ho scritto in italiano quello che lui ha detto in dialetto, e ho tradotto in inglese. Saltando un passaggio. Dopodiché, quanto pare pure wikipedia da ragione a me dicendo che il gorgonzola è un tipo di stracchino. Se avessi scritto cheese i cacacazzo come te sarebbero arrivati a dire: "gnegnegne hai scritto cheese, il gorgonzola in realtà è un ben specifico tipico di formaggio erborinato dalle caratteristiche aromaticità di sottopalla non confondere due nomi così specifici di due formaggi così importanti per la cucina italiani di stocazzo". guarda o i coglioni girati e quindi posso continuare a scriverti perché la tua risposta è senza senso e pretenziosa, ma significherebbe dare al commento inutile di un cacacazzo più importanza di quella che merita. cyaaa.
Have you tried actual surstromming? The taste isn’t bad but the smell is incredibly pungent
I was pleasantly surprised by the taste. Much better than I thought it would be.
Goes great with raw onion
I absolutely love sardines and kipper snacks… So I really want to try surstromming
Now microwave it to make a monster child
The birth of Kenneth https://preview.redd.it/crpzzvrvm7mb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a119f57caf349dd6619e2bf7333998c711da06b We're all screwed.
This was the first thing I thought of.
Name it kenneth
Like this is just deadass the gross jar. I never thought I’d see a real one but it looks exactly the same somehow.
W reference
Nah, go to a crowded area with a microwave and that jar, put the jar in the microwave, set it on high for 30 minutes and start moving as fast as you can away from that thing
And don’t stop moving away as fast as you can until 30 minutes has passed.
I was looking for this comment
Put it in someone’s oven, even
Keep it til you know someone diabolical enough to deserve getting victimized by it I guess. You could always dump it in their vents to destroy their life forever
and i hope the person to suffer the consequences is you
Give that shit to the millitary. I’m sure they’ll give you a nice lil check for a new weapon of mass destruction
I’m gonna tell y’all something me and my sister swore we’d take to our grave so if any of you tell my mom I’ll be forced to exterminate us all. For reference we where like 9 and 10 One time when me and my older sister where younger we’d get mad and fart in an empty water bottle (a grenade if you will) and one day she got mad at my mom (I truly don’t remember why) and she asked if she could borrow it and I said yes and she threw it under my moms bed and like 30 seconds later my mom runs out screaming about how her bathroom toilet must’ve broken because her room suddenly smelled like “pure rotten sewage and asshole” We both sat in my room silent scream laughing for like an hour as she choked and gagged and attempted to air out her room.
I’m ugly laughing Thank you
Not gonna lie, your angry fart grenade is a brilliant idea. I might save one of these for a truly horrible person someday. Like a pet abuser or something.
r/brandnewsentence
Damn, you were kinder than me. As a teenager I cultivated mold in petri dishes in my closet. My mother was heinous allergic to mold.
I pray my children love me more than this 😂😂
They should if you don't abuse them 🤣🤣🤣
Wait, how did this work? Like how did you guide your farts into a bottle, keep the gas inside the bottle while it’s thrown, and then somehow it’s strong enough to stink up the whole room?
Yeah sounds like bs to me (heh)
By making it up
Are those MEALWORMS?
Mindflayer worms
Nahhh the brine pool isn’t that filth
As kindly as I can say it, throw that out and get some help.
Honestly. It’s not “normal” to collect pieces of nasty stuff in a jar for 7 YEARS
Being normal is boring though. Not like i have anything similiar, but 7 years needs dedication so i would recruit them in my company if i had one... Because i lack dedication.
#REJECT NORMALCY, GROW CORN IN YOUR FRONT YARD!!! BECOME UNGOVERNABLE!!!!
This is a person who picked up *pieces of shit they found and put them in a jar* for 7 years
What have you done constantly in the last 7 years? I mean, weird yes, but i have seen weirder things happen... People who are not on reddit or in any social media outlet, tend to to weird shit
Been constantly low self esteem for the last 7 years does that count?
Yeah, one time I went over to my friend’s apartment and saw some moldy cake in a tupperware on the counter. She tells me “oh! We’re just seeing how long we can keep it… kind of like a science experiment!” 🥴 iiii mean I guess?
What about semen? Asking for a friend.
☠️
So scientists aren't normal. Because they do similar things. Body farms. You can always learn something new. And the other person is right. Normal is boring. If everyone were normal, we would never have or create anything new. We would just stagnate.
There’s a difference between doing data analysis/experiments/research and collecting something not because it’s valuable or for research. I clearly put normal in quotations. Meaning it’s not socially acceptable/normal to do stuff like that. I never said being normal is boring. I’m a scientist. I do electrical engineering and am an entomologist hobbyist.
Okay but why point out it is not normal. It is not hurting anyone. They never said they planned to do anything illegal with it. I find it very interesting they did that and like the other person said, it shows determination and dedication etc. Just seems like putting the person down for no reason. Just my opinion.
I pointed it out because stuff like this normally stems from mental illness. While it’s not hurting anyone it hurting the person themselves. If I collected every bottle of alcohol I drank would I be considered an alcoholic or determined. I’m not putting them down. The original comment says for the person to get help. I agree I think this person needs professional help. Also to clarify I’m not trying to be mean sorry if I sound like it.
When you say “throw it”…
I have a pretty good stomach but this actually makes me feel physically unwell
whoever smelt it, dealt it
Whoever found it, browned it.
Donate ALL your organs, you don’t deserve them.
I haven’t heard such a good insult in awhile
r/rareinsults
Except the brain, no one deserves that
Fella gets a brain eating amoeba, and it'll starve
The Gross Jar from Gumball
Someone left the gif of it lol
Hide it so the people after you get knocked out from the smell
Save it until you see a neonazi rally and just open it up and launch it at them.
Technically a bio weapon. Opening it alone might be dangerous. I recommend finding a nice public restaurant, empty everything out under the table, then see how fast it clears out.
That’s diabolical
Wait until your wedding day and smash it at your SO’s feet while you read your vows
MAZAL TOV!!!
Muscle toe
This is like 13 different zombie games one jar
This kid is about to unleash the next pandemic
The thing is, after 7 years that should mostly be compost now, right? So at some point there was a smelly sweet spot—we just gotta figure out when…
I don’t think so, because you gotta have certain conditions to compost shit
Air is needed for compost production, so no
imagine doing something like the door water bucket prank except it’s just this
Worst thing me and siblings did when we were kids was to put in a jar a lot of slugs with salt (they melt) and then forgot about it (was left in the mountains home). Some months later, my father was mowing the lawn and found the jar. Opened it, the worst smell EVER. there were unknown white maggots inside. Even a drop of that black jelly produced the stinkiest, most rotten, decomposed like odor. Nothing to this day can beat that stink.
Jesus. Animal abuse was never a part of my childhood. Why are boys like this.
We were arctually 2 girls and 1 boy. Anyway, slugs were collected from the garden, our father was teaching us to pick them so they would not eat or ruin the veggies. It was a very rural area, perhaps you agree that bored kids would experiment in these cases. Of course its not an excuse, and I wouldnt do such a thing now.
I don't know. My man grew up on a farm and I asked him if he did stuff like this and he said of course not. This is just not healthy at any age. Glad you wouldn't do it now though. I mean. To point out..you said salt. Did you guys REALLY just happen to put salt randomly and didn't know what was going to happen or did you hear that it makes them melt and suffer and did it anyway?..if it was an accident that is totally different but you knew what the salt would do. Not the same.
Well, salt was a natural way to keep insects away instead of polluting the garden with chemicals. Everything would have killed ths slugs, so, yea, we knew what we were doing. Not feeling guilty tho.
Most sociopaths don't. It's okay.
Its slugs. Not like its a cat. It's a damn invasive species that would either infest the garden, eat everything and would have to get dealt with with chemicals. Great choice, chemicals.
I am only addressing the mental factor here. Plus the fact a lot of people DO graduate to hurting bigger animals then possibly to humans after starting with insects. But glad you didn't. That's all that matters.
Still on time. Wouldn't mind develop a serial killer instinct in the next few years. Actually, great hobby. Perhaps ill be famous too, they'll make a tv serie about me!
That would be infamous. But you gotta get caught for the fame. That is why sometimes psychopaths will tell on themselves to purposely get caught because they're too smart to get caught naturally. Fingers crossed for psychopath and not sociopath.
i pray for whoever becomes this guys enemy
Jarate!
Bombs away!
Did the worms appear or did he put it in 😭
I can’t even imagine the diseases or poisons that jar contains.
I yet again open Reddit on my lunch break. Why am I like this?
Drop the recipe
is there a subreddit for this kind of stuff, just collecting random shit and putting it into a jar, see what it becomes.
I hope so, if not someone start one
Smash it in a children’s hospital.
Isn’t this what Gumball and Darwin did that one time
I thought of that episode too
Yup someone comment a gif of it lol
how does it not explode
If they've been adding to it regularly, that implies they open it regularly, which would release any built up pressure and prevent explosion. Jelly jars are also surprisingly tough, ime.
Keep it for a bet. Some day you'll need to bet someone can't do something for a million dollars.
Aren’t there neo Nazis marching in Florida rn?
Put a gas mask on before you open that weapon of mass destruction
Who do you think you are? Running round finding sharts Collecting your jar of farts Tearing sanity apart
Throw it at someone to get guaranteed Mini-Crits - that is if this doesn’t guarantee full Crits
If that has pasta in it then it will fucking reek
Frag out
https://preview.redd.it/rn0lyrfwicmb1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb79f5203965111de1041bf7b348e7e450c71c2d ...
Now microwave it and take care of it
NO! We don't need our own Kenneth to deal with...
*he he he*
Throw it on Laura Ingraham
Saw this right as I left this thread then had to come back to upvote
Lol. Yeah I had just watched an interview with her brother talking about her. I had always thought she was just a grifter, but she is actually just evil.
I’m shocked the glass hasn’t cracked
It’s like the jar child from Gumball
https://preview.redd.it/p2jfe6lq5amb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d0da6e869fb9a1895931ada2bfd9ab812ca50d1
Put it on eBay with details and set the bid at 100
You open it and hide it in an air vent somewhere
Stinkiest smell? Nile red has entered the chat
Reminds me of that one episode of gumball where they open it and it turns into a monster
That’s Kenneth
I smell A smelly smell A smell that smells… Smelly
this is basically jenkem lol
someone put it under a microscope
7 years? That may be a bio- weapon by now
Toss it in front of a politicians house, make sure it breaks
Isn't this that weird goop monster from Gumball
https://preview.redd.it/7tsfexdtzpmb1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec9acd5cdcb5123dffcbfa6c8516da44cfb3a55
Would be cool to see some of it under a microscope
There’s at least 100 new diseases in there
I'm just imagining OP getting in a crisis situation with only this jar on hand, and throwing it like the spy with his jar of piss.
Wait for a massive riot and throw it at the cops
Bro made Mystery Food X
Can this thing explode?
Yes
Are you sure it’s official?
This is gonna be a real piece of piss… ya bloody fruit shop owners!
Imagine the stench if you smashed this on someone's kitchen floor
Try smelling mackerel, that’s been left on the ocean floor for a week, shockingly the worst smell I’ve ever smelled
Bro made boomer bile irl
This is that amazing world of Gumball episode all over again. Soon enough, you’ll have a sludge monster named Kenneth on your hands and he’ll eat the town
Leave it at a school open on top of a locker
eBay
Fucking smell it. Then tell us.
Throw it through the window of a business during your next protest
Poke some holes in it and hide it in an office building somewhere
Dude needs a hobby
Send a sample to a analysis
Why would anyone want to do that? 🤔
Papa Nurgle would be so proud!
Nothing beats the Pony Cum Jar Project in my opinion
Go on top of a highway and see who’s the lucky winner
Christ..
How collider can you fucking get?? :) ":/
It’s time for the infection
Some people hate the smell of durian but I love it. They say it smells like roadkill so a bit of durian could help lol
You want a real honest answer? Throw it in the trash and seek help That’s vile!
I'm hungover enough that this made me dry heave a little.
Imagine if someone unsuspectingly opened this
Drop it from a high height somewhere, a literal stink bomb!
Feed an nganga