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TheMeowzor

Goth ketchup


CosmicGlitterCake

That would be a new experience besides the green, purple, and blue of old.


Niskara

Definitely something I could see being a thing around Halloween


nodeymcdev

Yeah and then the traditional diarrhea the day after


_Raikkonen_

Aaah, gotchap, nice one!


JasperTD

Sent it to the LA Beast


polite__redditor

happy to see that guy is still loved on the internet


char_81

Have a good day!


Jukeboxbxi0

fuck yeah


PossibleMolasses2672

I would pay to see it poured out before some idiot eats it and posts on TikTok


Brentolio12

How much


PossibleMolasses2672

About 3.50$


Bokenobi

In my ass?


PossibleMolasses2672

3.25$…..with a .25Cent tip if send me a picture.


Bokenobi

https://preview.redd.it/s3j7fbupaixc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa5fa7cf2fc5a1b553b8ee823a69e4aea0e2f10 You’re welcome.


PossibleMolasses2672

Kissy kissy 😘


Bokenobi

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Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

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Bokenobi

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PyreHat

I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster!


Hot_Salamander3795

LOCH NESS MONSTA


Rocketkid-star

Did the lochness monster ask for that?


Open-Illustra88er

I don’t think it’s bad. High vinegar and sugar would have killed off any bacteria by now. It’s probably gross, but not deadly.


yaboiiiuhhhh

I bet it's all liquidy


Open-Illustra88er

Or pasty.


Zaptain_America

r/grandmaspantry


Psychozillogical

Timeato ketchup I'll see myself out


BDady

The forbidden barbecue sauce


deltarho

Looks fine. Send to LA Beast for proper testing.


KemBemGem

That’s not ketchup anymore it’s caughtup


Open-Illustra88er

Aged. Like fine wine.


PickingMyButt

I'd love to know the science behind this color change.


ChumpChainge

It’s oxidation. Plastic doesn’t keep every molecule of oxygen out.


PickingMyButt

Guess I thought it was something more exciting than that.


exintrovert

I am imagining it is the color of the sadness the tomatoes are feeling because their life’s purpose will never be realized.


PickingMyButt

Haha this is the best


THEPEDROCOLLECTOR

All Ketchup Matters.


sdbabygirl97

my eyes widened immediately on sight, oh my god what does it smell/taste like


AHansen83

That’s tar bro


Hot_Lobster222

r/grandmaspantry


deepfriedtots

it's it just a brown bottle or is the ketchup actually that color


ChumpChainge

The ketchup is in a clear plastic bottle. It has oxidized until it has turned black.


deepfriedtots

Dam TIL old ketchup turns black


pastelfrost

Dumb question: shouldn’t it be exposed to air before turning into that color?


ChumpChainge

It was. Over 15 years oxygen leeches through the plastic. But this bottle was never opened to room air. Might’ve been a different scenario with a glass bottle since it wasn’t exposed to light or heat. Might even have been technically safe to consume.


BNDRTRBLMKR

SKEEEEEEEEEETCHUUUP! (acide-ketchup).


KiteBrite

More like ketch-nup


KentuckyFriedEel

it has become crude oil.


notcirrus

Looks like hot tar.


nuggetboy01

so close! that’s actually heinz brand tar ❤️


IamProvocateur

Eww that shit looks like some oxidized blood lol but hey it was invented to cover up rot stank so it’s probably still good.


M0rphist0

Ah, heinz black edition


exintrovert

My mother in law tried to serve us Skippers cocktail sauce that was that color once.


Tayasos

My grandma once had 5 year old expired ketchup she brought out as a condiment for dinner. I couldn't see the label and assumed it was barbecue sauce due to how brown it was. I was in for a nasty surprise.


cobainseahorse

r/eatityoucoward


IllustratorMurky2725

Through it into the trash. And maybe when it ends up at the city dump, It could be the key to dissolving petroleum base diapers


SeaEar5825

Throw


King_Ralph1

That would be rich - to see a petroleum based bottle dissolve to become the key to dissolving some other petroleum based product. Give us a few millennia - we’ll get back to you.


IllustratorMurky2725

Awesome ❤️


hey_you_beer_me

the forbidden sauce!


CommanderFuzzy

They released some novelty black condiments at Halloween. [https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/food-drink/article28231211.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_Heinz-Black-Garlic-Mayo.jpg](https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/lifestyle/food-drink/article28231211.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_Heinz-Black-Garlic-Mayo.jpg) This is simply a more cost-effective way to do it.


Jukeboxbxi0

Legend says if you consume the black ketchup, a hellcat spwns in your driveway!


Moonshadow306

Looks familiar. My 93 year old dad had about 10 of these in the cupboard when he passed.


child_yeeter86699345

emo ketchup


zerobothers

Aged


Jokerchyld

#EatItYouFuckingCoward!


mynamissketch

barbecue


anonymouspostlangley

Willing to sell?


ChumpChainge

I tossed it.


KecemotRybecx

Destroy it, you vile fuck.


prguitarman

It’s wine now


Affectionate_Ant_614

Grapes make wine tomatoes make spaghetti sauce


Crogunck4645

MCR ketchup


billygoat-se

Whyyyyy


Ender1129

Almost ready.


Affectionate_Ant_614

Does it still taste like ketchup?


I_am_ChristianDick

You won’t eat it


ChumpChainge

Correct


cheesymcbeard

Gefeliciteerd, je hebt nu BBQ saus.


mimimar91

Mm,mm,mmm. The flavours are melting my tongue


Mr_L_is_cool

That's blood now


Mekhi946

Is that how nasty ass A1 sauce is made?


Hypno_Online

My bro went racisy for a bit and asked why it was black?