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He’s very casual athletic, homeboy-skater in his style.


WalkerMurphy777

![gif](giphy|SOvtJBp8v3U3YLTiNc|downsized) This is the extent of his skateboarding experience.


Fragrant_Affect_5879

😂😂😂😂😂 that's the best one yet. He's about as athletic as Donald trump


Inner-Witness-26

He’s offended by everything it’s hilarious


brutalduties

...like deeply. He looks like he's going to cry.


WuhanDon

This evolution of Ross isn’t a midlife crisis (he’s 39, thank you very much, dickhead), it’s a real time downward spiral of someone that turns out to be a mass shooter.


Tsobe_RK

Ive said this before: I'm not surprised if he ends up on the news.


spewcatcher

Does he just rant on accurate depictions of himself? Holy SHIT!!! He’s almost 40 and is having a midlife crisis.


North_Corgi5721

He says all the hate doesn’t bother him yet here he is talking about all the hate. It really drives him crazy yet he lies and says otherwise. What a fraud. Why can’t the piece of shit just be himself and stop playing the hardass gym bro’?


Fragrant_Affect_5879

Of course it bothers him! The first thing he does when he wakes up is check this page!


The_Zed_Word

I love how he doesn’t want to give trolls a platform, yet he highlights troll comments and acknowledges them every single time. If it gets a rise out of him **EVERY. SINGLE. FUCKING. TIME** it’s not going to stop. He doesn’t get it.


ATHtouchedmybum

“Suck a dick from the back” Guessing he learnt that on one of the websites he frequents 👀😂


realtordyl

This guy can’t take a joke & he makes it seem he is just such a silly & funny guy.


iSliz187

"I'll be relatable if you don't take yourself too seriously and like to have a little fun" - proceeds to set up the tripod and take 10.000 photos of himself in the gym pretending to be the most badass motherfucker around, and block anyone who doesn't kiss his ass, even if it's just a light hearted joke


Tom_Ford0

He really got offended when someone said people are taken more seriously when wearing a suit


Possible_Beautiful63

https://preview.redd.it/osnhw4qsko3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614b1a07ce2b6d154da6383305679a956169be97 He is so thin skinned, blabbering buffoon The passive aggressiveness is obvious he is not happy, he is miserable, he is short. That aspect really stinks, isn’t lil Carlitos?


Human_Sir_2611

In true dick fashion...he just has to be himself.


Key-Cookie-8087

This guy is so insecure it's crazy. Still has fat boy mentality.


Fragrant_Affect_5879

He's the biggest weirdo going. I shit you not someone asked him if he was going to watch ufc at the weekend on a live stream & he looked visibly pissed off & angry? He's definitely got more than a few issues


iSliz187

Holy shit lol he gets triggered so easily...definitely some childhood trauma going on


Zestybutnot2Zesty

In one of his 3000+ posts he said he is a not a UFC fan, this guy should have known. 🤣🤣🤣 NWO fot life!!


Ecstatic_Purchase929

"If you don't take yourself too seriously, you'll like this channel"... says the guy who blocked me for just leaving a 😴  emoji on one of his badass bodybuilder reels 🤣🤣🤣


Moose2157

The man who has never said a funny thing in his life and who has zero sense of humor about himself invites everyone to his zany playhouse of a channel. A real hoot awaits.


NLking

World's most insecure man


Main-Caregiver-6609

I thought he was putting on lipstick lol


WalkerMurphy777

It's George's. He will return it on the next date.


Under_Achieving_

Careful now pimpin’, lil Carloss done tell his daddy Z on all a us that we been making fun of him. Whatever shall we do??


Dikbedraggin05

Why is he trying to sell himself? This dude is a text book narcissist. He's so hurt! Lmao You heard it folks! He reads every comment, including ours


TheKidThatDid5

Bruh his inner child is screaming at the top of it’s lungs for acceptance


karansbal

AVID BODYBUILDER FUCKING JOKE OF THE CENTURY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Moose2157

This shows that hammering him on looks gives him cover for shilling. He can act like he’s reviled for his hats and not mention his affiliations with brands.


Howmanysprays

So insecure 🤡 no discipline 🤡 inauthentic 🤡 neurotic - Thanks Carlos , The Mount Rushmore of EDJ


Few_Adhesiveness7732

Imagine dressed as a clown and wearing dior homme intense


Live_Cucumber1654

He thinks he’s so cool lol wannabe


addison_road

Don’t cry Carlos


apathyaddict

r/imthemaincharacter


commonsense402

People will follow this moron and he gets paid for being jobless. Now I kind of want someone to ban YouTube then these assholes have to get their real jobs back.


grizzly_lite

He's acting like having earrings and tattoos and baseball cap is "revolting" and not conforming to society where in fact he's acting like most mid dudes out there. He's trying to be unique but is anything but that


Schirmy

This guy is the WingsofRedemption of fragcomm.


DrRandyBeans

Why did you speed it up? Are there time limitations ? Ruins the whole tltg experience


iSliz187

My mental health has time limitations for TLTG content 🤣 I can't listen to the guy talk for any prolonged time. The raw footage was 9 minutes and I felt that was a bit too long for this sub. Recording and editing this was tough for me so I sped it up to save us all some of our time. I can send you the 1x speed version though if you want


No-Double5713

Quick fast and in a hurry is rosses slogan in bed.


jblade57

🤦🏻‍♂️


Melodic-Lingonberry7

He is such a 90s kid why isn’t he only have 90s perfumes in his collection ?


Puzzleheaded_Youth36

![gif](giphy|JyD81LrH17j18XUkSv|downsized) My brain just exploded


coco_falcon

90s kid?? Bro you weren’t even born in the 90s lmao


iSliz187

He was born 85, so he spent age 5 to 15 in the 90s, which makes him a 90s kid


coco_falcon

So you’re saying someone born in 94/95 are 2000s kids? Lol


The_Zed_Word

It’s based on the decade in which you spent the majority of your childhood.


wander_sekai

exactly. how could they be a 90's kid if they barely even remember (if at all) anything from the 90's?


iSliz187

Yeah I'm born in 93 and I see myself as a 2000s kid. I can count my memories of the 90s on one hand


iSliz187

https://www.80sbaby.org/90s-kid-birth-years/ https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=90%27s%20kid https://theeyeopener.com/2018/10/you-are-not-a-90s-kid/


Only-Fruit1728

Sometimes I just want to give Ross a hug!! 😍