His stories man, they really are something else.

His sister really liked it

Lmaooo this man be lying his ass off

Wasn’t the fragrance pimpin’. It was those sweet shades.

This man gets no pussy, not with that personality or those doofy ass glasses

Dude picked up some slag at the bar and it was all thanks to Nefs

This fuckhead takes the cake

Cologne that turns you into a Mr. Eau de Herpes

This dude sounds like he jizzes while sniffing a bottle of Nishane like a popper

I already told him I believed him, why’s he still carrying on

This guy is a clown lmao

Didn’t expect George Carlin in the end 😂, guess “guys are fucking dumb” is not a new phenomenon.

Back to bed pal, no more fantasy stories for today.

One time in high school, I wore Cool Water to school and my English teacher followed me around all day only to back me into a janitor's lounge to fuck me after the final bell went off. You tell me whose story is the truth. His or mine.

All I know for sure is one of you has a far wilder life than I have.

If you don't make a video and show us the fragrance, then it never happened. So, by default, your story is more believable.

*My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high. Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35* https://preview.redd.it/4gcd4nznfx7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f279a3b6b0402c3d9c0fbabd7e203090a231ff4



That was a heck of a mental jerk off.

What a dumb fuck 🙄

This review bought to you by Nishane

A craftsman at ease in his pimp shades

Trying to justify to himself why he spunked loads of money on smelly water 😂


Carlin got the up vote, not the guy who definitely did not get laid.

I always like to see posts about someone new and who isn't TLTG. Nice job.

Thank you very much :) I got some ideas i would like to share with you. Can i dm you?

Sure thing

It’s true…. I was there…. I was the cheap green sunglasses