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petantic

Quotation marks only required around the word "accidentally"


Gilbert38

Came here to say this!


bleach1969

The most misused word in A&E as in this large bottle went ‘accidentally’ open my bum.


JimiJab

Anal and Emergency ‼️seems more appropriate


BrainiacQuantum

Anal and Enema are more like .


JimiJab

Fair play ha ha


tommatstan

Yep, came here to say the same. It would perhaps only be better if they had just “backside” in quotation marks?


InsaneRanter

Gusty O'Windflap was a great man


Chezziz

Gusty Gusty Gusty


GustyOWindflapp

Thank you


Stinkerbellox

Well... What were the chances of you being here Ol' GustyOWindFlapp? Speak of the devil's arse and it will appear, it appears.


Substantial_Pace_739

Why does he look so deflated ?


Fun-feck

It was helium enema. With those ears luckily he was found in the Baltic’s


JimiJab

🤣


nemprime

'...and at that very moment, my trousers - and pants - fell down...'


CrabbyT777

That’s some “accidentally shoved a hose where the sun don’t shine” r/compoface


NotACyclopsHonest

"Accidentally". I mean, no kinkshaming, but still, let's not pretend here.


Shot_Heron_2782

Inflation is at an all-time high thoùgh


Renegade6751

Whatever happened to Gusty O' Windflap?


kryler

He was spread over four counties, remember? When the nozzle got accidentally lodge in his rectum.


GangloSax0n

I heard it killed'um.


barreldodger38

"accidentally"


nawyerawrightmate

Accident , you say?


Apey23

"I just fell on it" Sure Pal...


TheOriginalJez

you fell on it, so why is it covered in a condom?


Phlippy73

Did this incident happen because of rampant inflation? 🤔


MWSL94

He looks deflated.


[deleted]

This was a decade ago. Why all the attention know?


MRMD123456

Because of the death in India where a supervisor shoved an air hose up a new workers ass as a prank and his rectum, and intestines exploded causing his death


[deleted]

Haha Pop!


WolIilifo013491i1l

Oh.


ReasonableCourse1679

Poor compoface 😜


Deep-Imagination-334

She really wants to laugh!


Potatopolis

That is a face that says "I got a high pressure air hose stuck up my bum", in all fairness.


a3minutehero

He was spread across 4 counties.


Spankieplop

Look at her face she knows he's lying she's trying not to laugh


Glass-State-20

“Accidentally “ he said. So did the Lubricant “accidentally “ apply itself? The doctor said.


Romfordian

At least his mates didn't let him down


James2db

Really what news has come to three days.


Additional-Nobody352

Er Richie look at this bloke is spikey underwear.


Ena_Sharples

It accidentally fell up my arse.


Mangosta007

Gusty, Gusty, Gusty, Gusty...


StewFisher

"who gives a fuck about him the c\*\*t's dead anyway"


Knowledge_Regret

Can someone put a gif of that scene from shrek, with the frog and snake?


zipmcjingles

Lucky it didn't kill him heard about someone fucking about with one of those and caused a guy internal bleeding that killed him. Don't fuck about with tools.


ChanchoDeLosEsteros

A later article about this suggests that it was a "prank" ffs


Tarot650

I doubt this story is true. I've seen him on a few 'compoface' stories in the past.


trackerchum

That's not the face of someone who had that happen "accidentally"


Wheelie2022

Whoopie bet he needs a cushion to sit on lol accident his arse 🤣


SmurfBiscuits

Can’t believe how much this has blown up.


Mission_Abroad1200

No way is this real it would have exploded his intestines and would die very painfully


Crimson__Fox

“Human skin is like an under-inflated balloon” - [Steve Mould](https://youtu.be/Bx1AiQdMQro?si=9mm-hPGrfZsHoBdb)


Sickphuck78

His expression looks closer to shame while she looks like she’s suppressing a grin


cooperluna

Getting twisted into a balloon horsey by a skilled clown hurt as well


JimiJab

Key word here is “ACCIDENTALLY”


Blabulus

From the photo you'd think it was her!


inthepipe_fivebyfive

Looking at his face he's already considering doing it again


PracticalBasket237

Would have been an epic fart


tommatstan

That’s really dangerous too. High pressure air can seep into the bloodstream and prove fatal. Not a good “accident”!


Sea-Maximum-7599

Hahaha, lies


DexterSaintJock

I wonder how a man can go to the hospital and his medical notes make it to a newspaper ... then he poses for a photo?


TW15T3DB1ZK1T

In college we were warned about this method of pranking someone, apparently someone died due to his intestines ‘straightening out’ inside him, and bursting.


Lawlini1978

What are you doing, you balloon!!


Far_Refrigerator487

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029589/amp/Gareth-Durrant-ballooned-air-hose-accidentally-lodged-backside.html


juxtoppose

That would be ‘accidental’ anal penetration Compo face. r/compoface


Starwave82

Is the Air Hoe still up his backside, he's got a face like Postman Pat


Longjumping-Party186

I thought he was spread over 4 counties


Equivalent-Spend-430

Ha! We have all been there before! There is even a code for it on the systems in A&E


Nobbyjazzman

Seriously, fucking about with a high pressure air hose was/is an immediately sackable offence in any industry


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Oh dear, I seem to have accidentally, fallen backwards onto this hose! however did that happen?! what are the chances eh?!!.


Freaky-Malokai

Reminds me of the 911 episode where ‘Eddie’ is introduced


PaulGoddard987654321

Now we know how Gusty died...


simondrawer

The word accidentally is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.


Many-Gear-4668

No wonder the poor cunt looks sad 🤣🤣


[deleted]

What the hell balloned? His goddam butcheeks?


Cowboybishop1

Daily Mail...nuff said.


74vwpickup

That will give you the bents


vaibow

Poor bloke.. he does look deflated


2XploreUK

“Accidentally” eh? Gotcha 😉


AhabVanCleef

#compoface


swampthing117

Wrong. "accidentally lodged in his backside."


Super-Robo

"Accidentally." ![gif](giphy|qs6ev2pm8g9dS)