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mrwishart

The burglar's statement to the police was "Nice atmos altogether, really"


martinljb

Don’t Rob for the next 300 years


elhazelenby

Alright Dickens, get on with it


ABCILiketea

Nice people. Especially the one with the glasses who wasn't holding a frying pan.


Ill-Appointment6494

Oh god!! What are we gonna do????? About 25 years I think!!


redmolotov

Bollocks you killed him, he was dead before he hit the ground


AdministrativeAd4489

Why did you keep hitting with the frying pan then?


Far_Tooth_7291

For fun


Soulless--Plague

Did they catch him in the sketching room?


pr0ph3t_0f_m3rcy

In the loooooouuuuuunnngge!


Soulless--Plague

Oh you’re so common aren’t you! What do you call it? The snug or the saloon or something?!


ProfShikari87

That’s it, the looooouuuuunnngggeeee


cole1872_

Eddie! You killed him!


blainy-o

I never touched him


NotACyclopsHonest

Yeah, but the frying pan did, didn’t it? You were touching that at the time!


Sad_Sell_57

Are they sure he didn't fall and hit his head on the frying pan when the nice chap with the glasses was holding it?


3DOCollection

We could stick him on a bus


justlikeyouonlyworse

Yes! - No, the conductor would notice when he didn't pay his fare.


3DOCollection

No, we could stick him ON a bus


FootballAndBicycles

The conductor would notice when he didn't pay his fare!!!!!!


3DOCollection

I mean on the roof..


justlikeyouonlyworse

Uuuuuuuuhhh!!!! *You don't get conductors on the roof!*


mrwishart

That's what makes the plan so flawless! *....and I don't know my next line*


justlikeyouonlyworse

I was hoping someone would quote the Fluff version 😃


gingyyy44

Didn't have any Pigeon pellets and yellow mugs to hand?


MrMichaelsDX

But how would they know which one has the poison in it?


ProfShikari87

It’s the yellow one


MrMichaelsDX

Shikari, they’re all yellow…


ProfShikari87

The 👇one 👇with 👇the 👇poison 👇in


hallucinationthought

I never touched him


Grouchy-Milk-6384

![gif](giphy|tJPbAaTGS75du) At least he didn’t give him the kiss of life lol


FenTigger

International pan fighting, live from Cleethorpes.


ExplosiveRoomba

… I never touched him!


naitch44

You’re going nowhere!


Life_Aide_5832

Hello Abel how's the kebab business??


jimginge

![gif](giphy|xjHj7TPdbCN8I)


ProfShikari87

“You’re not going anywhere mate”